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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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I Just Ate a 6-day Old Fried Chicken Thigh
According to the web, the shelf life is 3-4 days in the refrigerator. Anyone have any predicitions for 8 hours from now?
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I pooped a hammer.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Death?
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The Dirty
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Dirty pants?
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Maybe you'll get a boner. Who knows.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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You should be fine as long as you heated it up to an internal temp exceeding 160 degrees (normal temp for most cooked food). Was it nice and hot?
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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Are you trying to make me sick? Again?
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Straight from the refrigerator, baby!
It was really spur of the moment: I'm hungry = eat the chicken thigh. I did, however, throw out the second one. Maybe I ate the good one ![]()
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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When all is said and done....you will have lost 10 pounds.
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Is there any left? I'm kinda peckish.
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(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
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Are you sure it was a chicken thigh? Could it have been really old chinese food?
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
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Before or after you threw the trident?
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I pooped a cornish game hen.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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I've eaten worse. I went out to dinner one night with some friends then went to a concert and forgot to bring the chicken inside to the refrigerator. I left it in the car in the garage all night in the middle of summer. I ate both pieces the next day with no ill effects.
It was Stroud's fried chicken. For those of you who know what I'm talking about, you'll understand why I took the risk. |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I pooped a trident.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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After you get sick be sure to submit a pic to ratemypoo.com
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
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#21 |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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I'm pretty sure anything that is fried is good no matter how old it is.Unless of course it has green fuzz growing on it.....then you might have to remove the skin before you eat it....or dip it in hot sauce.
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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My mouth tastes like burning.
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Explosive diarrhea.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New Jersey, USA
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speaking of poo related websites: i knew the kid who used to own picturesofmyshit.com.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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When I first read this, I thought it was a 6 year old Chicken Thigh!
6 days old would have been fine if you heated it either in the microwave or oven. However, eating it cold, I'm guessing you have a fair chance of diahhrea or vomiting tonight. |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I don't know what else I was expecting when I clicked on this thread.
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When I first read this, I thought it was about someone who fried a Chicken thigh for 6 days then ate it.
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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So what happened?
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#31 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Cast-iron stomach, baby!
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Not only is it gross that you ate it cold, it's even more disgusting that it was dark meat. Yuck.
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#33 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Not really a big deal for me - i love sushi, raw beef, etc., so a cold chicken thigh is pretty damn good. If I were on a desert island, I'd be in hog heaven, provided I could catch whatever I wanted to eat.
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