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Old 03-18-2009, 02:34 PM   #1
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Worst. Porn. Ever.

You know you want to touch yourself while listening to Bill O'Reilly reading clips from his soft porn novel.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...with_those.php
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:14 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:18 AM   #3
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The guys I work with at FOX are gonna love this.
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:26 AM   #4
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"...and then I would take the other hand with that falafel thing..."
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:32 AM   #5
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I can't wait for Olbermann to release his own soft porn novel and then brag that it sold 70% as well as O'Reilly's.
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:44 PM   #6
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Who Knew!!!

Also, Bill's Times interview reminded me so much of 2005 Barry Bonds:

"I'm just tired, guys, really tired," Bonds said. "You wanted me to jump off the bridge -- I finally have jumped . . . You've finally done it, all of you. So now go pick a different person. I'm done."

"Me and my son are going to try to enjoy each other," he said, motioning to 15-year-old Nikolai sitting next to him. "That's all we've got. Everybody else has tried to destroy everything else that's supposedly positive or good."
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