04-30-2008, 08:07 AM | #1 | ||
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http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h..._BJVQD90C6A4G0 Prom invite is written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) — Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms on which was written a prom invitation from one player to a girl. Carolyn Campbell, a senior at Huron High School, accepted the invitation to go to the prom with fellow senior Kristoff Wennersten. The varsity lacrosse players displayed the question, "Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?" on their bottoms, which they bared during a junior varsity game last Thursday. Officials suspended the 13 players for an undetermined number of games and ordered them to perform 20 hours of community service. They also were suspended from school for one day. "Inappropriate is inappropriate," school athletic director Dottie Davis told The Ann Arbor News. "It disrespects women, and that's the clear message we need to have the students understand — what may be fun to them isn't necessarily fun to everyone else." Campbell accepted the invitation by patting the back of the player who displayed the word "Yes." "People get pretty creative with prom. Anyone who's done anything has been pretty outlandish," she said. "This is pretty epic, I would say. I didn't think it would become this big of a deal." Wennersten said he understood the decision to discipline him and his teammates, adding, "I enjoyed every bit of it." |
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04-30-2008, 08:09 AM | #2 |
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It worked for Ant, it worked for them too. maybe i should try that approach
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04-30-2008, 08:16 AM | #3 | |
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She should have put "Yes" on her boobs and displayed them to signal her assent.
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04-30-2008, 08:16 AM | #4 |
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13 players, 13 words, including the question marks. There are a couple of ways I could envision doing the question mark, and one of them is particularly not too pleasing to the eye.
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04-30-2008, 08:20 AM | #5 |
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Question for the guys of FOFC....
Would you write words on the ass of another man for this purpose? Any purpose? |
04-30-2008, 11:00 AM | #6 |
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If that was all that was required to get a four-way with Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes, and Eva Longoria, then I'd write "War and Peace" on the ass of every man here at FOFC.
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04-30-2008, 11:16 AM | #9 |
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This thread is pointless without pics.
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04-30-2008, 11:19 AM | #10 |
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I'm confused. Are you saying that you would be willing to copy the text of "War and Peace" onto each ass, so that with two mirrors and a magnifying glass I could read the entire book in the privacy of my bathroom, or would it be several words per ass, so that we would need the entire male population of the FOFC to read the book? |
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04-30-2008, 11:36 AM | #12 |
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04-30-2008, 11:37 AM | #13 |
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THE PROM
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04-30-2008, 11:38 AM | #14 | |
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You could forgo the two mirrors if you just read it off the ass of another man...in the privacy of your bathroom.
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04-30-2008, 11:42 AM | #15 |
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OK, I'm showing my bare ass right now. Does anybody want to read it?
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04-30-2008, 11:44 AM | #16 |
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04-30-2008, 11:46 AM | #18 |
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I've seen it already, except all the pictures I've seen of it you've had a red wig on it.
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04-30-2008, 11:48 AM | #19 |
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COLD BLOODED
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04-30-2008, 11:51 AM | #20 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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That time you fell out of the car, your ass must have been really sore!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
04-30-2008, 11:55 AM | #21 |
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04-30-2008, 12:03 PM | #23 |
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It's just so frustrating!!!!! Nobody says "let's go to Patriots game." Or "how come you never invite me to orgy?" The prom has no right to get a pass here.
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04-30-2008, 12:05 PM | #24 |
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WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU KNOW WILL HURT ME
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04-30-2008, 12:12 PM | #25 | |
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I do say "let's go to Grandma's house" and "how come you never invite me to girls night out?". Inserting 'the' in those situations isn't correct, and it's not correct when talking about Prom. |
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04-30-2008, 12:16 PM | #26 |
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that's because you have the possessive word in front of the noun.
take out Grandma's and girls or insert Grandma's "how come you never invite me to Grandma's orgy?" thank you.
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04-30-2008, 12:24 PM | #27 |
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I hope that they tucked their sacks back.
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What ever it would take to make the scenario happen. I'm more concerned about the four-way than I am about your bathroom reading habits.
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when you think of prom think of grandma's orgy
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