WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!! - Page 12

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:36 PM

Spiders. Again.

Three spiders slide down their webs.

The DJ says, "Looks like these spiders want to get their Fangs in the Wangs."

The spiders attack.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:38 PM

Spider one attacks DV: Miss

Spider two hits Danny.

Spider Three misses.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:39 PM

Danny and Autumn are hit again!

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:41 PM

Autumn finally breaks through the sleep mist effects.

Danny is hit again. He's hurting. He needs to wake up and drink a potion.

Autumn hits a spider with one of his daggers.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:43 PM

DV and Danny break free of the mist's effects!

Danny quaffs a healing potion.

DV hits with his magic missile!

Autumn hits twice!

A spider hits Danny with a CRIT. Danny is poisoned!

The other spiders miss.

Chief Rum · 04-19-2010, 02:47 PM

Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can...

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:47 PM

DV lets fly with his staff. IS that a bolt of Lightning flashing out of it? It is! But it misses its target.

Danny hits his spider.

Autumn hits once.

But DV and Autumn are both hit.

DV is hurt badly and almost loses consciousness!!!

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:48 PM

DV quickly drinks a health potion. That was close!

Danny hits.

Autumn hits once.

But all three spiders hit their targets! Ouch!

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:51 PM

And DV is hurting badly again.

DV shoots a lightning bolt which slams into the spider. Boom! It's still on its feet, though.

Danny knows that DV can't go unconscious again, so he taunts DV's spider to attract its attention, and draw its attack.

Autumn misses.

All spiders miss.

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2010, 02:51 PM

Looks like this is going to be another close one boys.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:53 PM

DV misses.

Danny hits!

Autumn hits twice! And the spider is near death.

And the spiders miss again!

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:55 PM

DV's lightning bolt misses wide.

But Danny hits! The spider is DEAD!

And Autumn hits, KILLING his spider too!

The remaining spider bites Danny. That one hurt!

Chief Rum · 04-19-2010, 02:55 PM

Man, these spiders suck.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:55 PM

3 against 1 now.

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2010, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Man, these spiders suck.

They do suck, damn!

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:57 PM

DV's lightning bolt slams into the spider singing its hairy back.

Danny hits with a glancing blow. Not enough to kill it, but it's near death!

And Autumn misses twice.

The spider misses. And weeps a bit inside.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 02:58 PM

So who will deal the killing blow?

Darth Vilus!

BOOM!

The lightning bolt decapitates the poor pitiful spider.

And the crowd goes wild!

WANG! WANG! WANG!

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2010, 02:59 PM

Wang, well-played, sadly. We'll get you later.

Chief Rum · 04-19-2010, 03:00 PM

Maybe we should go forward to the question mark room and return here again to finish them off?

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 03:02 PM

The DJ comes on and says, "Those Spiders had a terrible run there, didn't they? That hardly seems fair, does it?

I'm tempted to throw some more your way, but the audience seems to have taken a fancy to you. My own popularity might take a hit. And we CAN'T have that!

Well done, Wangs."

Autumn · 04-19-2010, 03:02 PM

*Yawn* Oh did you guys push those buttons again? Yeah, we'll see you later.

Autumn · 04-19-2010, 03:02 PM

*begins to juggle three spider corpses after lighting them on fire*

Alan T · 04-19-2010, 03:08 PM

Those spiders hit like Glenn Hubbard

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 03:08 PM

Autumn · 04-19-2010, 03:12 PM

*Puts the flaming spiders out and then punts them into the crowd as souvenirs*

ntndeacon · 04-19-2010, 03:12 PM

3 spiders! let them face 30 orcs then I will be impressed!

Autumn · 04-19-2010, 03:17 PM

What have the rest of you faced? Some buttons? I'm sure the crowd loved that.

Chief Rum · 04-19-2010, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

What have the rest of you faced? Some buttons? I'm sure the crowd loved that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ntndeacon

3 spiders! let them face 30 orcs!!! then I will be impressed!

In Dark Helmet voice:

"Evil will always triumph...because good is DUMB!"

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 03:37 PM

Scud Farkus comes on the TV screens overhead and speaks to you and the crowd.

"Big Wang just will not stop the pounding it's giving the other teams! The other teams try time and time again to give Wang the business, but the Wang is proving too hard to beat.

But we're not at the climax yet! ..."

He rolls his eyes. "Do I really have to read this shit?"

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii -8 seconds behind
Killian's Killers - 8 seconds behind

4th:
Deutschbäg - 16 seconds behind

Danny · 04-19-2010, 03:58 PM

Flexes for crowd

EagleFan · 04-19-2010, 04:35 PM

Was that supposed to be flexing?

EagleFan · 04-19-2010, 04:36 PM

It was like watching PeeWee Herman dance...

Peewee is the key phrase here.

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2010, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

He rolls his eyes. "Do I really have to read this shit?"

I'm just surprised that you can read Smut Fartus.

EagleFan · 04-19-2010, 07:26 PM

I think it's time to channel my inner Philly fan and hyper evil!!!!

Danny, get your pansy ass over here. I'm feeling sick and need someone to hurl on.

PB, get your lame impression of evil the hell out of our way. It's like watching the Village People try to impersonate the Hell's Angels.

hoops, I have a battery with your name on it.

There, I feel much better now...

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 07:39 PM

Just a quick check in. Results will be a little late tonight - probably around 10. I'll take your actions anytime up until I run them.

Danny · 04-19-2010, 08:07 PM

It's past deadline now, but we had to go back to supplies room after that spider battle, I don't expect any of you guys to still be there.

J23 · 04-19-2010, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

It's past deadline now, but we had to go back to supplies room after that spider battle, I don't expect any of you guys to still be there.

healing potions perhaps? tsk, tsk, that could cut into your lead..

Autumn · 04-19-2010, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J23

healing potions perhaps? tsk, tsk, that could cut into your lead..

We don't seem to need to worry about that.

Poli · 04-19-2010, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

The crowd seemed to like that nickname.

Yep!

Poli · 04-19-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

push button Big Wang Theory

And preparing to be double-crossed by Bestiarii.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Team Bestiarii jumps forward and pushes the button for Big Wang Theory.

This is evil even I can approve of.

Poli · 04-19-2010, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

*begins to juggle three spider corpses after lighting them on fire*

That's a bit harsh. I was going to go with Bruce Benedict.

Danny · 04-19-2010, 09:00 PM

Evil players are supposed to be bad ass, all I see are a bunch of cowards walking around.

Poli · 04-19-2010, 09:01 PM

I'm trying to remember, didn't Team Overcompensating lose to the most popular team in the game?

Danny · 04-19-2010, 09:04 PM

Yeah, right after they all teamed up on us and pushed our button. Seriously, you going to give The Penguin accolades if he attacks batman right after he gets done fighting the joker and his minions?

Autumn · 04-19-2010, 09:05 PM

All I know is I see an awful lot of jokers around here.

ntndeacon · 04-19-2010, 09:20 PM

he has killed a hero or two!

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 09:36 PM

Let me tally up XP and then I'll post everyone's stats.

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 10:01 PM

Scud Farkus appears on a video screen in your current room. He smiles down at you. You can tell he enjoys looking down at you as he says, "Can anybody stop the Wang? It appears not. They still lead. In fact, they have increased their lead over two of you. Maybe the real battle is for second place."

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii -8 seconds behind

3rd:
Killian's Killers - 16 seconds behind

4th:
Deutschbäg - 64 seconds behind

KWhit · 04-19-2010, 10:03 PM

The DJ laughs from the screen:

"Oh Deutschbäg! What happened? Did you find a cleft in the last room that needed a thorough cleaning? Why are you over a minute behind?!"

hoopsguy · 04-19-2010, 10:04 PM

I'm guessing that cleft was more of a crevice ...

04-19-2010, 02:47 PM	#556
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can... __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-19-2010, 02:51 PM	#559
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	And DV is hurting badly again. DV shoots a lightning bolt which slams into the spider. Boom! It's still on its feet, though. Danny knows that DV can't go unconscious again, so he taunts DV's spider to attract its attention, and draw its attack. Autumn misses. All spiders miss. Last edited by KWhit : 04-19-2010 at 02:51 PM.

04-19-2010, 02:55 PM	#563
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Man, these spiders suck. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-19-2010, 03:00 PM	#569
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Maybe we should go forward to the question mark room and return here again to finish them off? __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

04-19-2010, 03:08 PM	#573
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	Those spiders hit like Glenn Hubbard __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

04-19-2010, 02:36 PM	#551
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Spiders. Again. Three spiders slide down their webs. The DJ says, "Looks like these spiders want to get their Fangs in the Wangs." The spiders attack.

04-19-2010, 02:38 PM	#552
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Spider one attacks DV: Miss Spider two hits Danny. Spider Three misses.

04-19-2010, 02:39 PM	#553
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Danny and Autumn are hit again!

04-19-2010, 02:41 PM	#554
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Autumn finally breaks through the sleep mist effects. Danny is hit again. He's hurting. He needs to wake up and drink a potion. Autumn hits a spider with one of his daggers.

04-19-2010, 02:43 PM	#555
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV and Danny break free of the mist's effects! Danny quaffs a healing potion. DV hits with his magic missile! Autumn hits twice! A spider hits Danny with a CRIT. Danny is poisoned! The other spiders miss.

04-19-2010, 02:47 PM	#557
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV lets fly with his staff. IS that a bolt of Lightning flashing out of it? It is! But it misses its target. Danny hits his spider. Autumn hits once. But DV and Autumn are both hit. DV is hurt badly and almost loses consciousness!!!

04-19-2010, 02:48 PM	#558
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV quickly drinks a health potion. That was close! Danny hits. Autumn hits once. But all three spiders hit their targets! Ouch!

04-19-2010, 02:51 PM	#560
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Looks like this is going to be another close one boys.

04-19-2010, 02:53 PM	#561
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV misses. Danny hits! Autumn hits twice! And the spider is near death. And the spiders miss again!

04-19-2010, 02:55 PM	#562
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV's lightning bolt misses wide. But Danny hits! The spider is DEAD! And Autumn hits, KILLING his spider too! The remaining spider bites Danny. That one hurt!

04-19-2010, 02:55 PM	#564
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	3 against 1 now.

04-19-2010, 02:57 PM	#566
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	DV's lightning bolt slams into the spider singing its hairy back. Danny hits with a glancing blow. Not enough to kill it, but it's near death! And Autumn misses twice. The spider misses. And weeps a bit inside.

04-19-2010, 02:58 PM	#567
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	So who will deal the killing blow? Darth Vilus! BOOM! The lightning bolt decapitates the poor pitiful spider. And the crowd goes wild! WANG! WANG! WANG!

04-19-2010, 02:59 PM	#568
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Wang, well-played, sadly. We'll get you later.

04-19-2010, 03:02 PM	#570
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The DJ comes on and says, "Those Spiders had a terrible run there, didn't they? That hardly seems fair, does it? I'm tempted to throw some more your way, but the audience seems to have taken a fancy to you. My own popularity might take a hit. And we CAN'T have that! Well done, Wangs."

04-19-2010, 03:02 PM	#571
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Yawn Oh did you guys push those buttons again? Yeah, we'll see you later.

04-19-2010, 03:02 PM	#572
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	begins to juggle three spider corpses after lighting them on fire

04-19-2010, 03:08 PM	#574
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA

04-19-2010, 03:12 PM	#575
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Puts the flaming spiders out and then punts them into the crowd as souvenirs

04-19-2010, 03:12 PM	#576
ntndeacon Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alabama	3 spiders! let them face 30 orcs then I will be impressed!

04-19-2010, 03:17 PM	#577
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	What have the rest of you faced? Some buttons? I'm sure the crowd loved that.

04-19-2010, 03:37 PM	#579
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Scud Farkus comes on the TV screens overhead and speaks to you and the crowd. "Big Wang just will not stop the pounding it's giving the other teams! The other teams try time and time again to give Wang the business, but the Wang is proving too hard to beat. But we're not at the climax yet! ..." He rolls his eyes. "Do I really have to read this shit?" Current Standings: 1st: Big Wang Theory 2nd: Bestiarii -8 seconds behind Killian's Killers - 8 seconds behind 4th: Deutschbäg - 16 seconds behind

04-19-2010, 03:58 PM	#580
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Flexes for crowd

04-19-2010, 04:35 PM	#581
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Was that supposed to be flexing?

04-19-2010, 04:36 PM	#582
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	It was like watching PeeWee Herman dance... Peewee is the key phrase here.

04-19-2010, 07:26 PM	#584
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I think it's time to channel my inner Philly fan and hyper evil!!!! Danny, get your pansy ass over here. I'm feeling sick and need someone to hurl on. PB, get your lame impression of evil the hell out of our way. It's like watching the Village People try to impersonate the Hell's Angels. hoops, I have a battery with your name on it. There, I feel much better now...

04-19-2010, 07:39 PM	#585
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Just a quick check in. Results will be a little late tonight - probably around 10. I'll take your actions anytime up until I run them.

04-19-2010, 08:07 PM	#586
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	It's past deadline now, but we had to go back to supplies room after that spider battle, I don't expect any of you guys to still be there.

04-19-2010, 09:00 PM	#592
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Evil players are supposed to be bad ass, all I see are a bunch of cowards walking around.

04-19-2010, 09:01 PM	#593
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm trying to remember, didn't Team Overcompensating lose to the most popular team in the game? __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.