WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!! - Page 14

hoopsguy · 04-20-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

Haters, don't be sad cuz you lost site of us, the speed of light is faster than the speed of darkness!

The speed of light has little on the speed of cowardly heroes avoiding combat at all costs. Don't worry, your lack of mettle will manifest itself again when you are forced to face another team.

Darth Vilus · 04-20-2010, 09:00 PM

We do not flee from combat, we relish it. Dominic and I have to calm Hunc down from time to time, he is easily frustrated from lack of battle. We've beaten back everything that we have faced, and still hold the leave. We are beyond all of your petty fears and mockery

Poli · 04-20-2010, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

We've beaten back everything that we have faced

giggle

Darth Vilus · 04-20-2010, 09:03 PM

Hey poli can u back up just a smidge, you're drooling on my boots

hoopsguy · 04-20-2010, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

We do not flee from combat, we relish it. Dominic and I have to calm Hunc down from time to time, he is easily frustrated from lack of battle.

Poli · 04-20-2010, 09:06 PM

Could you just die already? My glass of blood is tainted with this, this, eaglefan stain. I would love to finally taste some comic book blood. That is, if you're done washing your hair.

KWhit · 04-20-2010, 09:09 PM

Applause for Hoops.

Darth Vilus · 04-20-2010, 09:09 PM

Oh witty comeback, you burned me there. How will I ever recover

Poli · 04-20-2010, 09:12 PM

Can someone translate this comic book's posts? My babelfish keeps telling me that darth is on her period. Surely she can't STILL be on her period.

KWhit · 04-20-2010, 09:12 PM

Scud Farkus appears on the TV monitors:

Scud Farkus here, XCrawl reporter extroidinaire. I have polled various audience members and I can say without a doubt that the most popular teams in this Crawl are:

Killian's Killers
Big Wang Theory
Bestiarii
Deutschbäg

Poli · 04-20-2010, 09:14 PM

Woot!!

PurdueBrad · 04-20-2010, 09:14 PM

Hey, surviving Flyers fan, congratulations.

'Guins win again too.

KWhit · 04-20-2010, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Hey, surviving Flyers fan, congratulations.

'Guins win again too.

Looks at the XCrawl team list and doesn't see any teams named Flyers or 'Guins.

Darth Vilus · 04-20-2010, 09:15 PM

Funny, I don't recall a Sir Robin on our team

KWhit · 04-20-2010, 09:16 PM

The audience does have their own pet nicknames for you all, you know?

Just sayin'.

Autumn · 04-20-2010, 09:20 PM

Interesting to claim we "run away". We've clearly had more combats than anyone else in this crawl, and are still in the lead. We're running forward. Maybe you guys got turned around at some point, that would explain why you keep falling behind.

J23 · 04-21-2010, 12:44 PM

I haven't heard anything from team Overcompensate since the noon deadline. Did something happen to mess up your pretty hair?

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 12:51 PM

We've been relaxing on the beach. It's nice here at the end.

KWhit · 04-21-2010, 01:39 PM

The douche ntndeacon has just become the first player to reach level 6.

Well done, douchebag.

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 01:45 PM

*slow clap*

CrimsonFox · 04-21-2010, 01:46 PM

This crawl is too easy. That's why we're in last. We keep falling asleep from the ennui.

KWhit · 04-21-2010, 01:59 PM

You notice that the crowd has taken more of a liking to The Big Wang Theory. They are now the crowd favorites to win.

Many crowd members are cheering for Danny in particular. He is growing his fanbase rapidly it seems.

But then you notice something odd. All those cheering for Danny are men. They hold posters for him and scream loudly as he passes:

"We love you, Danny!"

"You're an inspiration to us all."

"Maybe one day I'll have the courage to do what you've done publicly!"

Odd indeed.

And the posters are even stranger.

"We Want Danny Fanny!"

"LGBTs LOVE WANG!"

At least he's famous.

Danny · 04-21-2010, 02:48 PM

Not all Lgbts love wang

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 02:54 PM

*Performs for the audience, catering to the rest of the crowd.*

Looks like they love what we're doing, folks.

ntndeacon · 04-21-2010, 03:05 PM

All the Ghouls love us! well until we kick their asses!

J23 · 04-21-2010, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Looks like they love what we're doing, folks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

Not all Lgbts love wang

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

at least I was the last to go down on my team!

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 03:09 PM

The crowd loves Wang, J23, sorry. We're not ashamed of our sexuality and neither is the crowd.

Right Folks?

*listens to the roars*

EagleFan · 04-21-2010, 03:52 PM

So what we have learned is that Autumn loves wang? Big wang more specifically?

Chief Rum · 04-21-2010, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

The crowd loves Wang, J23, sorry. We're not ashamed of our sexuality and neither is the crowd.

Right Folks?

*listens to the roars*

Yup, pretty obvious the crowd aren't the only ones who love wang in this game.

CrimsonFox · 04-21-2010, 04:46 PM

I want to change my prime stat to constitution since choosing fame has done squat.

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan

So what we have learned is that Autumn loves wang? Big wang more specifically?

So what if I do? Maybe instead of worrying about the sexuality of the winning, incredibly popular team, you guys should try, I don't know, playing?

Oh right, I forgot, you're dead. I guess you're in the broadcast booth now. Never mind, go on with your irrelevant comments. Those that can, do.

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

I want to change my prime stat to constitution since choosing fame has done squat.

Just think how unpopular you would have been if you didn't pick it.

J23 · 04-21-2010, 05:47 PM

Fear not Autumn, I'm sure you'll be joining EF in short order, and you can personally show him why your fans love you.

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J23

Fear not Autumn, I'm sure you'll be joining EF in short order, and you can personally show him why your fans love you.

I don't think you'd get good odds on that bet. Although I suppose after we win they'll probably let us sit in the stands and watch you guys flounder some more, so maybe you're right.

Abe Sargent · 04-21-2010, 07:13 PM

Au Revoir All - Catch you bitches in four days!

CrimsonFox · 04-21-2010, 07:52 PM

Veil gluck!

CrimsonFox · 04-21-2010, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

Just think how unpopular you would have been if you didn't pick it.

Vomits in your hat and gives it back to you.

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 07:57 PM

Must be someone else's. I don't wear a hat. Gets in my way while I'm kicking ass.

KWhit · 04-21-2010, 09:04 PM

The DJ appears before you:

Who will win this year's XCrawl?

It won't be Bestiarii.

But on the bright side, my ghouls had a nice dinner.

PurdueBrad · 04-21-2010, 09:06 PM

If I had a 40, I would pour some out for you guys.

Oh wait, no I wouldn't. I would drink it in celebration.

hoopsguy · 04-21-2010, 09:11 PM

That team was "Evil Light". But, strangely, they were killed off before "Bumbling Evil", aka Deutschbag.

Autumn · 04-21-2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

The DJ appears before you:

Who will win this year's XCrawl?

It won't be Bestiarii.

But on the bright side, my ghouls had a nice dinner.

If you had only asked, Bestiarii, we would have killed your ghouls for you too. Oh well.

Darth Vilus · 04-22-2010, 12:48 AM

wait, an entire team was killed? Seroiusly? Wow, how pathetic, couldn't take the heat it looks like :-)

Poli · 04-22-2010, 05:50 AM

There will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood.

ntndeacon · 04-22-2010, 08:34 AM

wait? a team could not beat those ghouls? good riddance. We yawned through the battle.

KWhit · 04-22-2010, 12:04 PM

A sad day indeed.

My prize minotaur has been brutally murdered in the arena.

Luckily, I have a backup.

KWhit · 04-22-2010, 12:25 PM

Scud Farkus here with an exciting development.

Even though Big Wang soundly defeated the DJ's pet minotaur, we have a new leader!

It seems that Big Wang spent time buying equipment and then got a bit turned around in the Crawl which cost them significant time.

After all is said and done, here is your leaderboard:

Current Standings:

1st:
Killian's Killers

2nd:
Big Wang Theory -24 seconds behind

3rd:
Deutschbäg - 32 seconds behind

4th:
Bestiarii - Hard to tell. They were eaten by ghouls.

PurdueBrad · 04-22-2010, 12:27 PM

Scud, this is the first time you've spoken that I haven't wanted to kill you slowly. Torture you some, yeah, and probably even kill you quickly, sure, but now I don't want you to have to suffer quite as much.

KWhit · 04-22-2010, 12:36 PM

The old man with his equipment cart is sent to the arena.

You may purchase the following items from him:

"I can only sell a maximum of 4 healing potions to any one team. There's a shortage, you know?"

Rapier of Biting 200gp
Healing potions 25gp
Scroll of Experience 400gp
Potion of Speed: 300gp
An unidentified scroll 100gp
An unidentified ring 200gp
2 Daggers +1 150gp
Lockpicks +1 50gp
An Old Mage's Spellbook 400gp
Orb of Sight 400gp

Let me know what you want to buy by 9pm.

Darth Vilus · 04-22-2010, 12:38 PM

We'll take the delay, there was a nice payoff :-)

04-20-2010, 09:00 PM	#652
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	We do not flee from combat, we relish it. Dominic and I have to calm Hunc down from time to time, he is easily frustrated from lack of battle. We've beaten back everything that we have faced, and still hold the leave. We are beyond all of your petty fears and mockery __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-20-2010, 09:03 PM	#654
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Hey poli can u back up just a smidge, you're drooling on my boots __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-20-2010, 09:06 PM	#656
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Could you just die already? My glass of blood is tainted with this, this, eaglefan stain. I would love to finally taste some comic book blood. That is, if you're done washing your hair. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-20-2010, 09:09 PM	#658
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Oh witty comeback, you burned me there. How will I ever recover __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-20-2010, 09:12 PM	#659
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Can someone translate this comic book's posts? My babelfish keeps telling me that darth is on her period. Surely she can't STILL be on her period. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-20-2010, 09:09 PM	#657
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Applause for Hoops.

04-20-2010, 09:12 PM	#660
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Scud Farkus appears on the TV monitors: Scud Farkus here, XCrawl reporter extroidinaire. I have polled various audience members and I can say without a doubt that the most popular teams in this Crawl are: Killian's Killers Big Wang Theory Bestiarii Deutschbäg

04-20-2010, 09:14 PM	#661
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Woot!! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-20-2010, 09:14 PM	#662
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Hey, surviving Flyers fan, congratulations. 'Guins win again too.

04-20-2010, 09:15 PM	#664
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Funny, I don't recall a Sir Robin on our team __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-20-2010, 09:16 PM	#665
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The audience does have their own pet nicknames for you all, you know? Just sayin'.

04-20-2010, 09:20 PM	#666
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Interesting to claim we "run away". We've clearly had more combats than anyone else in this crawl, and are still in the lead. We're running forward. Maybe you guys got turned around at some point, that would explain why you keep falling behind.

04-21-2010, 12:44 PM	#667
J23 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2009	I haven't heard anything from team Overcompensate since the noon deadline. Did something happen to mess up your pretty hair?

04-21-2010, 12:51 PM	#668
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	We've been relaxing on the beach. It's nice here at the end.

04-21-2010, 01:39 PM	#669
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The douche ntndeacon has just become the first player to reach level 6. Well done, douchebag.

04-21-2010, 01:45 PM	#670
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	slow clap

04-21-2010, 01:46 PM	#671
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	This crawl is too easy. That's why we're in last. We keep falling asleep from the ennui.

04-21-2010, 01:59 PM	#672
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	You notice that the crowd has taken more of a liking to The Big Wang Theory. They are now the crowd favorites to win. Many crowd members are cheering for Danny in particular. He is growing his fanbase rapidly it seems. But then you notice something odd. All those cheering for Danny are men. They hold posters for him and scream loudly as he passes: "We love you, Danny!" "You're an inspiration to us all." "Maybe one day I'll have the courage to do what you've done publicly!" Odd indeed. And the posters are even stranger. "We Want Danny Fanny!" "LGBTs LOVE WANG!" At least he's famous.

04-21-2010, 02:48 PM	#673
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Not all Lgbts love wang

04-21-2010, 02:54 PM	#674
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Performs for the audience, catering to the rest of the crowd. Looks like they love what we're doing, folks.

04-21-2010, 03:05 PM	#675
ntndeacon Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alabama	All the Ghouls love us! well until we kick their asses!

04-21-2010, 03:09 PM	#677
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	The crowd loves Wang, J23, sorry. We're not ashamed of our sexuality and neither is the crowd. Right Folks? listens to the roars

04-21-2010, 03:52 PM	#678
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	So what we have learned is that Autumn loves wang? Big wang more specifically?

04-21-2010, 04:46 PM	#680
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	I want to change my prime stat to constitution since choosing fame has done squat.

04-21-2010, 05:47 PM	#683
J23 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2009	Fear not Autumn, I'm sure you'll be joining EF in short order, and you can personally show him why your fans love you.

04-21-2010, 07:13 PM	#685
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Au Revoir All - Catch you bitches in four days! __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-21-2010, 07:52 PM	#686
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Veil gluck!

04-21-2010, 07:57 PM	#688
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Must be someone else's. I don't wear a hat. Gets in my way while I'm kicking ass.

04-21-2010, 09:04 PM	#689
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The DJ appears before you: Who will win this year's XCrawl? It won't be Bestiarii. But on the bright side, my ghouls had a nice dinner.

04-21-2010, 09:06 PM	#690
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	If I had a 40, I would pour some out for you guys. Oh wait, no I wouldn't. I would drink it in celebration.

04-21-2010, 09:11 PM	#691
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	That team was "Evil Light". But, strangely, they were killed off before "Bumbling Evil", aka Deutschbag.

04-22-2010, 12:48 AM	#693
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	wait, an entire team was killed? Seroiusly? Wow, how pathetic, couldn't take the heat it looks like :-) __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-22-2010, 05:50 AM	#694
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	There will be blood. Oh yes, there will be blood. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-22-2010, 08:34 AM	#695
ntndeacon Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Alabama	wait? a team could not beat those ghouls? good riddance. We yawned through the battle.

04-22-2010, 12:04 PM	#696
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	A sad day indeed. My prize minotaur has been brutally murdered in the arena. Luckily, I have a backup.