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Old 11-04-2011, 06:24 PM   #1851
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"A Northbrook woman was arrested Saturday evening after she was found naked in a parked vehicle with a teenage boy with bad taste in women, authorities said Monday."

Not sure if that was necessary.
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Old 11-04-2011, 06:28 PM   #1852
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Would there be epic debates if she were placed in a Hot or Not poll?
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Old 11-04-2011, 06:30 PM   #1853
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"A Northbrook woman was arrested Saturday evening after she was found naked in a parked vehicle with a teenage boy with bad taste in women, authorities said Monday."

Not sure if that was necessary.

Pretty sure that was tongue in cheek.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:06 PM   #1854
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I thought the Ken Jeong impersonator bit was meaner.
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:10 PM   #1855
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Texas mom sent nude pics to friend's son*Pictures - CBS News

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Old 11-14-2011, 10:36 PM   #1856
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There are a disturbing number of pictures of her in that story. Usually there is an arrest shot and maye another picture but it looks like she was being stalked before the arrest with all those pictures.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:02 AM   #1857
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she's really in great shape, but she also has those crazy eyes that scare me away from thinking she could be very sane. And yeah, thats a lot of photos.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:02 AM   #1858
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:18 AM   #1859
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Ew, not hot
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:20 AM   #1860
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Yeesh, way too masculine. Having seen those pics, I almost wonder if there's some sort of psychological need for her to want to appear desirable to a man, given how she looks. And that lead to sending her son's friend some pics. That pic of her in the Patriots jersey makes her look like a boy - no chest, nothing.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:31 AM   #1861
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Something I bet a 16 year old dude probably doesn't care about.
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Old 11-15-2011, 02:50 PM   #1862
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Maybe she was just comparing flat chests with the boy?
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Old 11-15-2011, 03:30 PM   #1863
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Based on the pictures, she seems to have a fetish for people with blurry faces.
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:53 PM   #1864
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I should nuke this thread.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:13 PM   #1865
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Given the PSU thing, this thread is in incredibly poor taste.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:20 PM   #1866
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I should nuke this thread.

Not really...
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:22 PM   #1867
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Pretty sure Jerry Sandusky cannot be called hot.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:24 PM   #1868
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Pretty sure Jerry Sandusky cannot be called hot.

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Old 11-15-2011, 10:49 PM   #1869
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Seriously, is this a dude or what?!?
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Old 11-15-2011, 11:20 PM   #1870
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We're really pushing the boundaries of hot here with these last few.
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:32 AM   #1871
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Is Sandusky hotter than DanGarion?
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:02 AM   #1872
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Given the PSU thing, this thread is in incredibly poor taste.

No, given the PSU thing, you are more sensitive to this topic.
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:35 PM   #1873
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Old 11-30-2011, 07:15 PM   #1874
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A new entry. This time she was a teacher at bible camp.

Heather Daughdrill, bible school teacher, 28, 'had sex with boy, 13, she taught at Christian summer camp' | Mail Online

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Old 11-30-2011, 07:52 PM   #1875
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The mug shot looks very Frances McDormand. (Circa 'Bloodsimple')
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Old 11-30-2011, 08:27 PM   #1876
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This thread is now 7 1/2 years old. There's a very inappropriate joke there somewhere.
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Old 11-30-2011, 10:39 PM   #1877
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Little Google and can definitely say she fits the thread title.

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Old 11-30-2011, 10:50 PM   #1878
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This thread is now 7 1/2 years old. There's a very inappropriate joke there somewhere.



Winner. We can nuke the thread now. its done all it can ever do.
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Old 12-01-2011, 08:52 AM   #1879
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Winner. We can nuke the thread now. its done all it can ever do.

Well at the very least, the thread should be nuked when its old enough for Jerry Sandusky to be attracted to it. That's just common sense
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Old 12-01-2011, 09:14 AM   #1880
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No, clearly the thread has to remain until its of legal age. Come on guys.
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Old 12-16-2011, 08:04 AM   #1881
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Accused Teacher Seeks Restraining Order - WREG

I tried to post a picture, but no luck.

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Old 12-16-2011, 09:35 AM   #1882
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Accused Teacher Seeks Restraining Order - WREG

I tried to post a picture, but no luck.

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I would have preferred it without the picture.
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Old 12-16-2011, 09:50 AM   #1883
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I would have preferred it without the picture.

That's what she said.
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Old 12-16-2011, 10:32 AM   #1884
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I don't think this most recent one looks that bad. I mean, I guess "hot" isn't a good word to describe her, but she's not a nasty ugly nightmare like Kate Upton's ankles.
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Old 12-17-2011, 05:14 AM   #1885
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Awesome. I posted a while back about a teacher from my school for having sex with a student. Now this girl. Not only did I go to school with her, but I worked with her. And on top of that she wanted to hook up at one point. I was dating a girl, who I ended up being engaged to so I passed. But she is pretty hot. This picture she looks like hell, but believe me she is not.
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Tessa A. Gray on Friday pleaded not guilty to felony counts of repeated sexual assault of the same child and second degree sexual assault of a child, and three misdemeanor counts of sex with a child less than 16 years old. The charges carry a combined maximum penalty of more than 80 years in prison.

According to the criminal complaint, Gray began sexual contact with the first victim, a 15-year-old high school freshman, in December 2010. The boy told police he and Gray met for sex more than 20 times over the following 11 months, usually while Gray's daughter was not at home.

A second victim told police he and Gray had sexual intercourse on multiple occasions between March and May. The boy was 16 at the time.

The 14-year-old boy told police that he played ping-pong games with Gray in which the winner was allowed to touch the loser. The boy said there was no other sexual contact.

Gray admitted having sex with the teens when interviewed by police on Dec. 6. She told investigators "she got caught up in everything and she knew it was wrong to have sex with high school boys," the complaint states.

Gray is free on a $2,500 cash bond.



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Old 12-17-2011, 12:30 PM   #1886
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Old 12-21-2011, 11:51 PM   #1887
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Not a teacher just an aunt, but DAMN!

THE WEEKLY VICE: Amanda Billiris - Jailed After Relatives Catch Her Having Sex With 15-Year-Old Nephew

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Old 12-22-2011, 01:01 AM   #1888
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23? Really? Show me a birth certificate and I still won't believe it.
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:55 PM   #1889
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Authorities Won't Say Why This Bengals Cheerleader Is Under Investigation, But We Have An Idea

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Today's edition of "Ohio or Florida?" features an NFL cheerleader/high school English teacher who may have had an inappropriate relationship with a student. Spoiler: It's Ohio.

Sarah Jones, a Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader who won $11 million in a libel suit in summer 2010 after a website claimed she had multiple STDs, is back in the news—with less gonorrhea this time.

Jones resigned from her high school teaching job in Edgewood, Ohio, on Nov. 30, and she's now the subject of two investigations. Kentucky's Attorney General is assigning a special prosecutor to a criminal case against Jones, and Kentucky's Education Professional Standards Board is conducting an independent investigation of its own. She could lose her teaching certificate. Neither agency will say yet what Jones has been accused of, but the local NBC affiliate reports that she initially resigned from Dixie Heights High School "after allegations that she had an inappropriate relationship with a student."

Her attorney, Eric Deters, says there's nothing to the accusations:

"The student denies it, the parents of the student are upset that this has gone where it has gone, they don't have anything bad to say about Sarah, Sarah denies it," Deters said. "There's no victim. There's nobody saying 'Hey, this happened.'"

So far, Jones has not been charged in the case.




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Old 12-23-2011, 12:56 PM   #1890
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I would also smack my son if I read this sentence about him and his smoking hot teacher: "The student denies it..."
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Old 12-23-2011, 12:59 PM   #1891
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Winner! Now I know why RendeR cheers for the Bengals!
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:00 PM   #1892
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:06 PM   #1893
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:45 PM   #1894
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:56 PM   #1895
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She's just glad to see you. Or actually, your son.
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:00 PM   #1896
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OK -- that was an official LOL.
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:24 PM   #1897
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not guilty!
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:33 PM   #1898
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ben-gals... really? alright.

also: dat caboose
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Old 12-23-2011, 06:28 PM   #1899
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Old 12-24-2011, 01:56 PM   #1900
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i think we can close the thread... the answer to the question at hand can now definitively be answered: yes, they most certainly can
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