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Design a minimalist keypad for a microwave oven that retains at least a reasonable degree of functionality for routine use, while removing as many of the keys as possible. Thoughts (will add as people predictably attack the logic here): -We're not trying to cater to a high-end chef, just a common kitchen setup -Nobody really wants to press keys seven times in a row, so while that might make it possible for a user to accomplish something, it would be too tedious to count here as a real success -While the range of key functions currently available on microwaves seem like a reasonable start, we don't have to be confined by that -- so, some reasonable and intuitive new key function(s) are on the table -Simple push buttons, we're not open to swipes, gestures, or other things that would allow buttons to profoundly multi-task. I WILL ALLOW A PUSH-AND-HOLD TO BE DISTINCT FROM A SIMPLE PUSH. Last edited by QuikSand : 04-20-2015 at 09:53 AM. |
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04-20-2015, 09:50 AM | #2 |
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And these are individual keys, right? Just like they used in olden times, Grampa? No sensor pad with gestures, right?
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04-20-2015, 09:52 AM | #3 |
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Right. Simple push buttons.
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04-20-2015, 09:54 AM | #4 |
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Okay, I'll give a bit. Since push-and-hold is a pretty widely adopted standard, you may use buttons that employ this as a distinct input from just pushing. Noted above.
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04-20-2015, 09:55 AM | #5 |
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Any button interface still feels like a fail. All a microwave has ever needed is a single dial.
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04-20-2015, 09:58 AM | #6 |
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Start Clear / Cancel Num keys 0-9 That's about all you'd need. I find the push-and-hold method pretty tedious as opposed to just entering a 2 or 3 digit time.
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This is what I was thinking as well.
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04-20-2015, 10:10 AM | #9 |
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A dial? So, then how are you going to defrost stuff or set an exact time? The only experience I've ever had with a dial microwave was frustrating as hell.
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04-20-2015, 10:15 AM | #10 | |
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Let's pretend that eliminating keys is a major component of the challenge here. I'll start with your entry. Do we REALLY need a 9 key? Getting the idea now? |
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04-20-2015, 10:30 AM | #11 | |
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04-20-2015, 10:33 AM | #12 | |
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I've never used the defrost feature of a microwave, it seems no different to me then just putting it in for less time on a normal setting. And the exact time is set by the dial, you turn it to part way between 5 and 6 minutes for 5 and a half minutes. I had a microwave as a kid that just had a dial and it was my favorite microwave I've ever used since. So easy, nothing to figure out, and it worked just fine for pizza pops and frozen peas.
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04-20-2015, 10:42 AM | #13 |
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I use the custom defrost on mine all the time, even for stuff that isn't frozen. I feel like I just get a less rubbery cook out of it. Probably all in my head though.
A Cook/Defrost/ button that would cycle through which one you wanted as you held it down. A keypad that didn't have a 4,7 or 0. A start button. So thats 9 buttons, set up like a regular keypad. |
04-20-2015, 10:45 AM | #14 | |
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So, I guess you could eliminate 6-9 so you could only do time in increments of 5 seconds. And less than 6 minutes. As long as we're pretending.
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04-20-2015, 11:00 AM | #15 |
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1 button. The cook in increments of 30 seconds button. Would work for everything. You can stop it by opening the door. or start it by hitting it again.
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04-20-2015, 11:02 AM | #16 |
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Cook 5min, cook 1 min, cook 10 seconds
Potato(hit1-4 times for amt of potatoes) pocorn(we'll put in some idiot proof wiz bang noise detector so it'll auto shutoff when pops are spaced far apart) Cancel Power 50% |
04-20-2015, 11:02 AM | #17 |
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I thought that as well, but we have this constraint:
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04-20-2015, 11:05 AM | #18 |
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I've used microwaves since the early 1980s and never used defrost. For example, I stick frozen bagels in there all the time and let it run for 45 seconds or so. Same thing with power setting, rarely have ever used anything but high.
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there are ways to stop a microwave other than pulling the door open?
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04-20-2015, 11:16 AM | #23 |
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I think I heard of something where they would put a QR code (or something similar) on the packaging, and you'd scan it on the microwave, which would automatically set the time and temp.
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04-20-2015, 11:22 AM | #24 |
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This is as good a time as any to share my microwave story from when I was about 12 yrs old:
Left home alone (as usual) sitting at my Commodore 64, playing Gunship. I knew I had to microwave dinner for myself. So between missions I quickly run to the kitchen, grab the microwavable TV dinner. Quickly scan the instructions: 40 minutes. Set the microwave to 40 minutes. Run back to my game. ~15 minutes later I notice a faint smoke smell. Gunship trance is now broken and I realize what I've done. Run into kitchen turn off microwave in a panic. Realize 40 minutes was for oven instructions of course. Spend next couple hours in panic mode trying in vain to remove any traces of smoke from house. Impossible task: every surface had a slight film of smoke on it.
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04-20-2015, 11:27 AM | #25 |
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I'm thinking a very basic set up would be:
+1 minute, +2 minutes and +5 minutes and then +15 seconds and +30 seconds. And a start key. If you want to have a high/low button, sure. |
04-20-2015, 11:31 AM | #26 |
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04-20-2015, 11:39 AM | #28 |
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3 buttons: MINUTES/POWER, +, - . The MINUTES/POWER button is a toggle. It toggles between controlling the time or power. Each press of + or - in "minute mode" is +/-15 seconds. Each double-click of + or - in "minute mode" is +/-1 minute. Each press of + or - in "power mode" is +/-10% power. Each double-click of + or - in "power mode" is +/- 50% power.
No start or stop. Increasing the time automatically starts the microwave. Microwave is automatically stopped when opened or when both + and - are pressed (and time zeroed). Last edited by Bobble : 04-20-2015 at 11:43 AM. |
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04-20-2015, 11:47 AM | #32 |
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Unless you've modified the microwave, it isn't running when you open the door.
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04-20-2015, 12:06 PM | #33 |
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04-20-2015, 12:15 PM | #35 |
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Can we use a dial? I've only ever used one of those but it seemed to be the most efficient and easy to use microwave I've ever personally used.
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04-20-2015, 12:15 PM | #36 |
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Mine has one of these too -- it's a combo of +30 seconds and start. To me, this is a reasonable key to the whole thing. I'm thinking: +10 sec start +30 sec start +1 min start +5 min start power/settings cycle-through Nobody actually needs to cook something for 46 seconds. The 30 seconds button is on the bubble for me... I might be game to drop that even if it did mean some extra +10 pushes. |
04-20-2015, 12:18 PM | #37 |
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04-20-2015, 12:19 PM | #38 |
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Open door 30sec pops up, starts when door closes
Otherwise, number pad: 1 (1 min) Hold for 90 seconds 2 (2 min) Hold for popcorn 5 (5 min) Hold for defrost or 10 min (i never use defrost either) Touching numbers consecutively can increase time: 1+2=3 min So, can't do 4, 8, 9, 11+.. but think of all the buttons you save! Last edited by AENeuman : 04-20-2015 at 12:22 PM. |
04-20-2015, 12:25 PM | #39 |
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Here's a concept that uses a dial for the intensity, and a slide for the time.
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04-20-2015, 12:27 PM | #40 |
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04-20-2015, 12:34 PM | #41 |
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I think the true answer is a bunch of internal sensors and one button. Press once for start, twice for defrost.
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04-20-2015, 12:57 PM | #42 |
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04-20-2015, 12:59 PM | #43 |
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I think you need a cancel button, because you are certainly going to mess up entering the time at some point and would need an easy way to reset the time number to zero to start again.
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04-20-2015, 01:14 PM | #44 |
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Binary input(0 and 1) in seconds and a start button.
Wants 60 seconds? Then it's 111100 Start.
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04-20-2015, 01:18 PM | #45 |
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Information about how defrost actually works: Microwaves
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04-20-2015, 10:49 PM | #47 |
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I'm with anyone who thinks a microwave should be able to do the damn job by itself by now with a single press of the button along with the option to defrost or cook. Is it not possible to measure the heat of a food item via some form of thermal detector? For added functionality, maybe it determines if the surface of the food is hotter than it needs to be compared to the core, for things like mashed potatoes. Something that prompts you to stir the food and restart the heating process.
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04-21-2015, 07:46 AM | #48 |
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In my lazy efforts to get more efficient, I definitely use my 9 key. I will input 90 seconds instead of 1:30 or 99 seconds if I'm aiming for 1:45 just to speed things up.
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04-21-2015, 07:48 AM | #49 |
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I do 77 seconds all the time for kids' oatmeal, and 99 seconds sometimes for a suitably-sized reheat. But you don't *need* those keys, clearly.
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04-21-2015, 08:01 AM | #50 |
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What about
15 sec 30 sec 1 min 5 min start 5 keys total Pressing keys adds to the time. Let's you hit most reasonable times that people tend to use. Does require some multiple pushing, but not too much IMHO. I was tempted to take away the five minute key. But I think that people bake potatoes in the microwave enough to make that worth keeping. |
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