If I was an Evil Overlord....

gottimd · 11-30-2004, 11:09 AM

Just in case any of you have intentions on becoming an evil overlord, here is a list of things to do or actions to take when becoming one.

Just thought I would pass along to help the evil doers prioritize and get their agenda straight.

Ben E Lou · 11-30-2004, 11:15 AM

Ming The Merciless really should have read this list.

JeeberD · 11-30-2004, 11:25 AM

Good stuff...

Fritz · 11-30-2004, 11:55 AM

"I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set."

Noop · 11-30-2004, 12:16 PM

Haha this was dope.

Franklinnoble · 11-30-2004, 12:55 PM

Quote:

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

Crapshoot · 11-30-2004, 02:46 PM

Great old list- on my bookmarks for 3 years now..

Eaglesfan27 · 11-30-2004, 06:30 PM

I never saw this before. Thanks for posting this as it was very funny

SplitPersonality1 · 11-30-2004, 06:31 PM

Quote:

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

One of my favorites.

Crapshoot · 03-23-2006, 10:12 AM

bump - this is one of my favorite lists, and ought to be required reading for those of you with world domination ambitions.

Runtheball · 03-23-2006, 12:10 PM

Great stuff. Is there a study guide or workbook that goes along with this list?

pennywisesb · 03-23-2006, 12:32 PM

Haha, I missed this the first time around, that was hilarious.

Lathum · 03-23-2006, 04:14 PM

good stuff

11-30-2004, 11:15 AM	#2
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Ming The Merciless really should have read this list. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-30-2004, 11:25 AM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Good stuff... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-30-2004, 11:55 AM	#4
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	"I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set." __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

11-30-2004, 12:16 PM	#5
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Haha this was dope. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

11-30-2004, 06:30 PM	#8
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I never saw this before. Thanks for posting this as it was very funny __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

11-30-2004, 02:46 PM	#7
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	Great old list- on my bookmarks for 3 years now..

03-23-2006, 10:12 AM	#10
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	bump - this is one of my favorite lists, and ought to be required reading for those of you with world domination ambitions.

03-23-2006, 12:10 PM	#11
Runtheball High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: outside of Atlanta, GA	Great stuff. Is there a study guide or workbook that goes along with this list? __________________ Beware the beast "Man", for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death. -- The Lawgiver

03-23-2006, 12:32 PM	#12
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	Haha, I missed this the first time around, that was hilarious. __________________ Myspace Profile

03-23-2006, 04:14 PM	#13
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	good stuff

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