The Legend of Pumpy Tudors

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 04:48 PM

hxxp://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/poker/archives/2006/02/the_legend_of_p.html

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 04:49 PM

oh god

Surtt · 08-28-2007, 05:01 PM

MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"

ISiddiqui · 08-28-2007, 05:06 PM

"do you have stairs in your house"

LOL!

MrBug708 · 08-28-2007, 05:07 PM

Pumpy, I had no idea

cartman · 08-28-2007, 05:09 PM

OMG YOUR BLOG IS SO DONE

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 05:09 PM

What gets me is that the article MikeVic linked to was posted about a year after the incident actually happened. I thought the whole ordeal was over with, and then this guy just posts a blog about it out of nowhere. I don't even know the guy.

This is truly a joke that never dies. I never intended for it to go on for so long. In fact, after I stopped talking to MRobot that night, I had pretty much forgotten about it until I got an anonymous message to check out a thread on CardPlayer's forums. It just snowballed from there.

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 05:14 PM

Wait, that's actually you?

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Wait, that's actually you?

It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

Yes it does. I'm scared of you, Boba.

ISiddiqui · 08-28-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

It brings a whole new level to things, doesn't it?

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing!

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing!

A VAMPIRE Patrick Ewing, no less!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 05:23 PM

i am so done

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

i am so done

Had enough blood, I see?

Neon_Chaos · 08-28-2007, 05:24 PM

Pumpy Tudors: BOUNTY HUNTER.

That. is. so. Bad. Ass.

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Pumpy Tudors: BOUNTY HUNTER.

That. is. so. Bad. Ass.

I think his designation thing should be changed to "Bounty Hunter."

Radii · 08-28-2007, 06:11 PM

^5, pure awesome.

PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."

That wasn't really the end of the conversation, was it?

cartman · 08-28-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Yeah... I bet that guy had NO IDEA he was talking to Patrick Ewing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

A VAMPIRE Patrick Ewing, no less!

DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? IF NOT, PLEASE GO TO A HOUSE WITH STAIRS AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!

Blade6119 · 08-28-2007, 06:44 PM

Made my day, thank you pumpy

cartman · 08-28-2007, 07:41 PM

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

What the?!?! He speaks!!

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

^5, pure awesome.

PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."

That wasn't really the end of the conversation, was it?

Nope, there was more, but it was pretty much the same kind of stuff, I think. It's been over two years now, so I don't remember it that well anymore.

Logan · 08-28-2007, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

From another anonymous email:

hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc

I feel like I know Pumpy well, and yet I was shocked by this.

StarBuck · 08-28-2007, 09:07 PM

Pumpy's legend spreads across the Internet.
It's why I'm here.

Crim · 08-28-2007, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

I feel like I know Pumpy well, and yet I was awed and amazed by this, and feel as though I've somehow become a better person for having watched it.

Fixed.

GoldenEagle · 08-28-2007, 09:17 PM

I could see Phil Ivey being a bounty hunter in the .25/.50 limit game.

CraigSca · 08-28-2007, 09:43 PM

I almost feel like Pumpy jumped the shark for me

Logan · 08-28-2007, 09:46 PM

In the history of message boards, there has never been better use of this:

Passacaglia · 08-28-2007, 09:54 PM

I feel like the next Martha Stewart.

sterlingice · 08-28-2007, 09:56 PM

(I don't get the stairs thing- could someone explain that to me. Is Pumpy a Dalek or something?)

SI

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

(I don't get the stairs thing- could someone explain that to me. Is Pumpy a Dalek or something?)

The stairs thing is just a way that members of the SomethingAwful forums used to identify each other. It was kind of a call-and-response thing. The question is "Do you have stairs in your house?" The answer is something that doesn't really make sense out of context. Anyway, with the way that the guy was playing along with me, I thought maybe he knew me from the forums, but I guess he didn't.

Anyway, that aside, I'm surprised that it's taken this long for me to jump the shark with some folks. I have a longer Internet life than some of the other crap that's been around.

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 11:05 PM

You haven't jumped the shark for me, Pumpy.

ISiddiqui · 08-28-2007, 11:07 PM

MikeVic is still on your side, Pumpy! Hopefully that will get you through!

st.cronin · 08-28-2007, 11:08 PM

Is this the same Pumpy Tudors who coaches UNLV in the fofc-bbcf?

Passacaglia · 08-28-2007, 11:08 PM

Because I like to boogie.

Pumpy Tudors · 08-28-2007, 11:10 PM

who is pumpy tudors

MikeVic · 08-28-2007, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

MikeVic is still on your side, Pumpy! Hopefully that will get you through!

I sure hope so.

Antmeister · 08-28-2007, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I feel like the next Martha Stewart.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Because I like to boogie.

Please stop quoting my songs.

Chief Rum · 08-29-2007, 12:17 AM

Jumped the shark? Hell no! It's more like you're this hidden entertainment FOFC has provided that I am just now discovering.

Antmeister · 08-29-2007, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Jumped the shark? Hell no! It's more like you're this hidden entertainment FOFC has provided that I am just now discovering.

+1

Although I don't think it is hidden. I just think he was only giving us samplers of his comedy. That video was hilarious and it is my first official favorite on YouTube.

Neon_Chaos · 08-29-2007, 02:19 AM

In case anyone wonders about the "stairs" thing.

hxxp://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+in+your+house

Crim · 08-29-2007, 03:38 PM

what better your face or my fist

SunDevil · 08-29-2007, 03:40 PM

Quote:

do you have stairs in your house
I am protected.
GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
Fia-what? Who girl?
goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
Yes.

LOL

JPhillips · 08-29-2007, 04:02 PM

I can't believe you used your real name.

Crim · 08-29-2007, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SunDevil

LOL

Just noticed yer signature. LLLLLOOOOVVVEE IT!

Lorena · 08-29-2007, 05:07 PM

Senator · 08-29-2007, 07:36 PM

Pure greatness.

Draft Dodger · 08-29-2007, 08:14 PM

ISiddiqui · 08-29-2007, 10:52 PM

Pumpy throughout history!!

Antmeister · 08-29-2007, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Pumpy throughout history!!

LOL!

08-28-2007, 04:49 PM	#2
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	oh god __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-28-2007, 05:01 PM	#3
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild" __________________ “The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.” United States Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis

08-28-2007, 05:06 PM	#4
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	"do you have stairs in your house" LOL! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

08-28-2007, 05:09 PM	#6
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	OMG YOUR BLOG IS SO DONE __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-28-2007, 05:09 PM	#7
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	What gets me is that the article MikeVic linked to was posted about a year after the incident actually happened. I thought the whole ordeal was over with, and then this guy just posts a blog about it out of nowhere. I don't even know the guy. This is truly a joke that never dies. I never intended for it to go on for so long. In fact, after I stopped talking to MRobot that night, I had pretty much forgotten about it until I got an anonymous message to check out a thread on CardPlayer's forums. It just snowballed from there. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-28-2007, 05:07 PM	#5
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Pumpy, I had no idea

08-28-2007, 05:14 PM	#8
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Wait, that's actually you?

08-28-2007, 05:23 PM	#13
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i am so done __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-28-2007, 05:24 PM	#15
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Pumpy Tudors: BOUNTY HUNTER. That. is. so. Bad. Ass. __________________ Come and see.

08-28-2007, 06:11 PM	#17
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	^5, pure awesome. PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?" MRobot said, "no" PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK." That wasn't really the end of the conversation, was it?

08-28-2007, 06:44 PM	#19
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Made my day, thank you pumpy __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

08-28-2007, 07:41 PM	#20
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	From another anonymous email: hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=KLo62hGxlAc __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-28-2007, 09:07 PM	#24
StarBuck H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Outer Planets	Pumpy's legend spreads across the Internet. It's why I'm here. __________________ I'm in ur raiders, flying ur ships ~Save a Bat~ http://www.batworld.org

08-28-2007, 09:17 PM	#26
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I could see Phil Ivey being a bounty hunter in the .25/.50 limit game. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

08-28-2007, 09:43 PM	#27
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	I almost feel like Pumpy jumped the shark for me __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

08-28-2007, 09:46 PM	#28
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	In the history of message boards, there has never been better use of this:

08-28-2007, 09:54 PM	#29
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I feel like the next Martha Stewart.

08-28-2007, 09:56 PM	#30
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	(I don't get the stairs thing- could someone explain that to me. Is Pumpy a Dalek or something?) SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-28-2007, 11:05 PM	#32
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	You haven't jumped the shark for me, Pumpy.

08-28-2007, 11:07 PM	#33
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	MikeVic is still on your side, Pumpy! Hopefully that will get you through! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

08-28-2007, 11:08 PM	#34
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Is this the same Pumpy Tudors who coaches UNLV in the fofc-bbcf? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-28-2007, 11:10 PM	#36
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	who is pumpy tudors __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

08-29-2007, 12:17 AM	#39
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Jumped the shark? Hell no! It's more like you're this hidden entertainment FOFC has provided that I am just now discovering.

08-29-2007, 02:19 AM	#41
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	In case anyone wonders about the "stairs" thing. hxxp://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+in+your+house __________________ Come and see. Last edited by Neon_Chaos : 08-29-2007 at 02:24 AM.

08-29-2007, 03:38 PM	#42
Crim College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003	what better your face or my fist

08-29-2007, 04:02 PM	#44
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	I can't believe you used your real name. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

08-29-2007, 05:07 PM	#46
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Wow.

08-29-2007, 07:36 PM	#47
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Pure greatness. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

08-29-2007, 08:14 PM	#48
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	__________________ Mile High Hockey

08-29-2007, 10:52 PM	#49
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Pumpy throughout history!! __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

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