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Old 07-11-2003, 12:16 AM   #1
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Thumbs up And now for something completely bizarre and disgusting

http://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2003/0...ach/index.html

I just can't imagine using that extraction method but then again I don't want to imagine the problem in the first place. Yikes!
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:37 AM   #2
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Well at least she doesnt have a problem swallowing things
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:50 AM   #3
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I hate cockroaches

and spiders and snakes and june bugs and secadas and ants and rats and moles and fucking dobermans and ticks and flees and bees and wasps and hornets and jellyfish and moths and butterflies and nests any nests and mice with their little mouse noses and mosquitos god i hate mosquitos and their little bump reminders and all that

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Old 07-11-2003, 01:00 AM   #4
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Well I certainly wouldn't want to swallow any of them on your list there that's for sure but I rather like mice and snakes and I don't even know what a secada is though I've heard people talk about them. I'll be perfectly happy going through my life never finding out what they are. I have to add fucking palmetto bugs to the list which is likely what she swallowed and is my most hated anything on the planet.
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Old 07-11-2003, 01:11 AM   #5
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palmetto bugs ::SHAKES FIST:: HOW I HATE THEM
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Old 07-11-2003, 01:14 AM   #6
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spelled it wrong up top

"those damn cicadas"

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Old 07-11-2003, 01:15 AM   #7
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I don't even know what a secada is though I've heard people talk about them. I'll be perfectly happy going through my life never finding out what they are.

erm, sorry Axxon
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Old 07-11-2003, 01:30 AM   #8
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No problem. Now I hate them too and I DON'T want to meet one face to face. No I don't. The insect kingdom is pretty screwed up isn't it??
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Old 07-11-2003, 06:28 AM   #9
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Serious deep-throat possibilities there.

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Old 07-11-2003, 11:43 AM   #10
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What Shorty said, except snakes don't bother me. We have so many cicadas in Iowa, you never see them, but when you go outside at night you can hear them, they are so fuckin loud
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:17 PM   #11
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I hate cockroaches

and spiders and snakes and june bugs and secadas and ants and rats and moles and fucking dobermans and ticks and flees and bees and wasps and hornets and jellyfish and moths and butterflies and nests any nests and mice with their little mouse noses and mosquitos god i hate mosquitos and their little bump reminders and all that

It's like he knows me. Except for the snakes. I can handle snakes. Everything else just creeps me out. How I hate those butterflies.
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:56 PM   #12
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i mean really, what is the point of a moth?
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Old 07-11-2003, 01:39 PM   #13
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I too hate cock-a-roaches. When I was 4, we moved into a new house. No one had lived in it for six months before we moved in. One night right after we moved, I went into the bathroom. I turned on the light, and there were 8 to 10 huge waterbug cockroaches in the room, and they started to fly around. I freaked out! Ever since then I crush them on site.

But cicadas are cool. They are sweet to catch and throw into the bug zappers, or if you are really lucky and find a garden spider web, you can toss them there and watch a huge f'ing spider do it's thing.
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Old 07-11-2003, 02:09 PM   #14
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Ya'll are just a bunch of pussies.

And she should have just swallowed the roach. It would have been good for her, actually. Bugs ain't nothing but protein...
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