If you could only put one topping on a baked potato

Lathum · 10-17-2018, 12:53 PM

What would it be?

I purposely didn’t do a poll to see the different answers.

RainMaker · 10-17-2018, 12:55 PM

Cheese

digamma · 10-17-2018, 12:58 PM

butter

JonInMiddleGA · 10-17-2018, 01:03 PM

yeah, gotta be the butter

MrBug708 · 10-17-2018, 01:05 PM

Sour cream

larrymcg421 · 10-17-2018, 01:05 PM

I would top it with a masher and make it mashed potatoes.

cartman · 10-17-2018, 01:05 PM

chili

bhlloy · 10-17-2018, 01:06 PM

Cheese cheese and more cheese

Edward64 · 10-17-2018, 01:10 PM

Butter (or like-alternatives)

Critch · 10-17-2018, 01:25 PM

Heinz Baked Beans.

tyketime · 10-17-2018, 01:36 PM

Well, with only one choice - I gotta go butter as well.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-17-2018, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch

Heinz Baked Beans.

BishopMVP · 10-17-2018, 01:48 PM

Full baked potato I'd go butter, chopped up I could see cheese, with bacon as the 2nd topping added.

JPhillips · 10-17-2018, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

I would top it with a masher and make it mashed potatoes.

I thought the answer was butter, but this is clearly right.

Ksyrup · 10-17-2018, 02:45 PM

Sour cream. Necessary topping, and it is a 2-for-1 because it serves the purpose of butter too.

Radii · 10-17-2018, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

chili

I like this answer if I only get one. Chili it is.

CU Tiger · 10-17-2018, 03:02 PM

Only 1?
Has to be butter. or maybe none.

I typically either eat a baked potato with butter cheese and bacon or eat it with nothing.

PilotMan · 10-17-2018, 03:03 PM

French onion dip

Vince, Pt. II · 10-17-2018, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

chili

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii

I like this answer if I only get one. Chili it is.

I was clearly butter, but cartman has a point. I think I may be in this line.

Subby · 10-17-2018, 04:23 PM

Salted cream butter.

INDalltheway · 10-17-2018, 04:55 PM

My gut answer was butter, but I think ranch is my thought out answer.

NobodyHere · 10-17-2018, 04:59 PM

A check written by Jeff Bezos to me for a million dollars.

Coffee Warlord · 10-17-2018, 05:18 PM

Salt.

rjolley · 10-17-2018, 05:36 PM

Butter. Or barbecued brisket.

BYU 14 · 10-17-2018, 05:44 PM

Butter

JonInMiddleGA · 10-17-2018, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PilotMan

French onion dip

Of the various {cough} non-traditional {cough} answers that have come up, I can actually see this working pretty well.

Never had it. Never thought of it. Never heard of it before now.

But my imagination says it probably works fairly well.

miami_fan · 10-17-2018, 07:15 PM

Mushroom gravy

tarcone · 10-17-2018, 08:50 PM

Butter. And lots of it.

stevew · 10-18-2018, 12:14 AM

Ranch dressing or nacho cheese

Julio Riddols · 10-18-2018, 12:16 AM

With only one option, I go for a can of black beans. A plain potato with salt is not gonna do it. A saltless potato with sour cream wont work. A can of black beans has enough flavor to make it work.

That is, assuming a can of black beans is considered "one topping".

Guacamole would also be an excellent option.

Bobble · 10-18-2018, 07:25 AM

A deep dish pizza.

But seriously folks, it's gotta be butter ... barely beating out sour cream.

revrew · 10-18-2018, 07:32 AM

Ooh, I hadn't thought of answering chili ... but even if I did put the chili on, I'd still want to put on the other ingredient that is an absolute necessity for me on a baked potato:

Sour cream.

Butter · 10-18-2018, 08:33 AM

Chili that is absolutely loaded with butter.

stevew · 10-18-2018, 09:45 AM

Chili is like 8 different toppings. Feel like it should not qualify. If I said I'd like to top my potato with beans, peppers, tomatoes, ground beef, peppers, onions, etc I'd get laughed out of the thread.

cartman · 10-18-2018, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Chili is like 8 different toppings. Feel like it should not qualify

If you order a hot dog with chili, they only charge you for the chili topping. Same as adding chili to hash browns at Waffle House. Single charge.

stevew · 10-18-2018, 03:36 PM

Nah man it's a bullshit line of reasoning. Chili isn't a topping, it's a dish.

stevew · 10-18-2018, 03:38 PM

Like shredded smoked brisket, I think I'd like that on my potato does it count?

CU Tiger · 10-18-2018, 04:10 PM

A Wagyu Filtet...thats my topping

Toddzilla · 10-19-2018, 07:27 AM

Ketchup

AnalBumCover · 10-19-2018, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Ketchup

As much as I like potato with ketchup. The potato here needs to be fried.

Ketchup on a baked potato? I'm not so sure....

Edward64 · 10-19-2018, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Chili is like 8 different toppings. Feel like it should not qualify. If I said I'd like to top my potato with beans, peppers, tomatoes, ground beef, peppers, onions, etc I'd get laughed out of the thread.

I'm with you, its cheating.

claphamsa · 10-19-2018, 02:16 PM

im in with team mash it.

albionmoonlight · 10-23-2018, 03:08 PM

Sour Cream

ISiddiqui · 10-23-2018, 03:29 PM

I'm voting for Chili as well. I think it qualifies as a topping because all the parts are mixed together and cooked.

I mean otherwise I'm probably just passing on the baked potato.

korme · 10-25-2018, 03:16 PM

I like this thread because I get to see that some of you are true savages.

Schmidty · 10-25-2018, 04:20 PM

Deez nuts.

finketr · 12-07-2018, 11:11 AM

broccoli and cheese soup.

10-17-2018, 01:03 PM	#4
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10-17-2018, 01:05 PM	#6
larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	I would top it with a masher and make it mashed potatoes. __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner

10-17-2018, 01:05 PM	#7
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	chili __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

10-17-2018, 02:45 PM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Sour cream. Necessary topping, and it is a 2-for-1 because it serves the purpose of butter too. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

10-17-2018, 03:03 PM	#18
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	French onion dip __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

10-17-2018, 12:55 PM	#2
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Cheese

10-17-2018, 12:58 PM	#3
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	butter

10-17-2018, 01:05 PM	#5
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Sour cream

10-17-2018, 01:06 PM	#8
bhlloy Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003	Cheese cheese and more cheese

10-17-2018, 01:10 PM	#9
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Butter (or like-alternatives)

10-17-2018, 01:25 PM	#10
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Heinz Baked Beans.

10-17-2018, 01:36 PM	#11
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Well, with only one choice - I gotta go butter as well.

10-17-2018, 01:48 PM	#13
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Full baked potato I'd go butter, chopped up I could see cheese, with bacon as the 2nd topping added.

10-17-2018, 03:02 PM	#17
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	Only 1? Has to be butter. or maybe none. I typically either eat a baked potato with butter cheese and bacon or eat it with nothing.

10-17-2018, 04:23 PM	#20
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Salted cream butter. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

10-17-2018, 04:55 PM	#21
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	My gut answer was butter, but I think ranch is my thought out answer.

10-17-2018, 04:59 PM	#22
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	A check written by Jeff Bezos to me for a million dollars. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-17-2018, 05:18 PM	#23
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Salt.

10-17-2018, 05:36 PM	#24
rjolley College Starter Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Roseville, CA	Butter. Or barbecued brisket.

10-17-2018, 05:44 PM	#25
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Butter

10-17-2018, 07:15 PM	#27
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	Mushroom gravy __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

10-17-2018, 08:50 PM	#28
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Butter. And lots of it. __________________ Excuses are for wusses- Spencer Lee Punting is Winning- Tory Taylor The word is Fight! Fight! Fight! For Iowa FOFC 30 Dollar Challenge Champion-OOTP '15

10-18-2018, 12:14 AM	#29
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Ranch dressing or nacho cheese Last edited by stevew : 10-18-2018 at 12:20 AM.

10-18-2018, 12:16 AM	#30
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	With only one option, I go for a can of black beans. A plain potato with salt is not gonna do it. A saltless potato with sour cream wont work. A can of black beans has enough flavor to make it work. That is, assuming a can of black beans is considered "one topping". Guacamole would also be an excellent option. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 10-18-2018 at 12:19 AM.

10-18-2018, 07:25 AM	#31
Bobble College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: High and outside	A deep dish pizza. But seriously folks, it's gotta be butter ... barely beating out sour cream.

10-18-2018, 07:32 AM	#32
revrew Team Chaplain Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA	Ooh, I hadn't thought of answering chili ... but even if I did put the chili on, I'd still want to put on the other ingredient that is an absolute necessity for me on a baked potato: Sour cream. __________________ Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference.

10-18-2018, 08:33 AM	#33
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Chili that is absolutely loaded with butter. __________________ My listening habits

10-18-2018, 09:45 AM	#34
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Chili is like 8 different toppings. Feel like it should not qualify. If I said I'd like to top my potato with beans, peppers, tomatoes, ground beef, peppers, onions, etc I'd get laughed out of the thread. Last edited by stevew : 10-18-2018 at 09:46 AM.

10-18-2018, 03:36 PM	#36
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Nah man it's a bullshit line of reasoning. Chili isn't a topping, it's a dish. Last edited by stevew : 10-18-2018 at 03:37 PM.

10-18-2018, 03:38 PM	#37
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Like shredded smoked brisket, I think I'd like that on my potato does it count?

10-18-2018, 04:10 PM	#38
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	A Wagyu Filtet...thats my topping

10-19-2018, 07:27 AM	#39
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Ketchup

10-19-2018, 02:16 PM	#42
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	im in with team mash it. __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

10-23-2018, 03:08 PM	#43
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Sour Cream

10-23-2018, 03:29 PM	#44
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I'm voting for Chili as well. I think it qualifies as a topping because all the parts are mixed together and cooked. I mean otherwise I'm probably just passing on the baked potato. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams