Maximum Football??? - Page 82

st.cronin · 04-17-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

Wow, that forum is really dead. I don't remember ever seeing a forum with such little talk of the game. The most talked about subject seems to be FOFC.

In all fairness, if it wasn't for FOFC the game would have been great.

SirFozzie · 04-17-2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

In all fairness, if it wasn't for FOFC the game would have been great.

waits patiently for someone to go "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" and finish the statement with "For me to poop on!"

st.cronin · 04-17-2006, 04:29 PM

Actually, I will guess that joke has already been done twice in this thread. By the way, only 18 pages to go before we hit triple digits.

stevew · 04-17-2006, 04:39 PM

This thread will easily get another 5-10 pages if they ever put out a demo. Surely I can't be the only who desperately wants to try this bad boy out(for free).

Antmeister · 04-17-2006, 05:00 PM

I think I just got pwned!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Thanks for bringing this up. Regardless of how many different configurations you can make with this game, it is advertised to play Canadian, American Pro, American Amateur and Indoor. I am not sure if Marauders was aware of how it is advertised, but here is the link:
http://www.matrixgames.com/news.asp?nid=299

The first line in the features list mentions this. American Pro = NFL regardless of how people want to spin this. There is no other professional league in the United States today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAF

Pardon me, but the Women's Professional Football League is an American Pro league.

http://www.womensprofootball.com/

And since it's possible to create a women's league in the game, what do you have to say about that?? Enough with the nitpicking. Either sign up and help make the game better, or don't waste our time.

[sarcasm]I never considered the women's pro league. What was I thinking? I didn't realize that you can change the 3D models from male to female. [/sarcasm]

spcd · 04-17-2006, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

I think I just got pwned!

I never considered the women's pro league. What was I thinking? I didn't realize that you can change the 3D models from male to female.

I wonder if certain attributes of the female players are as enhanced as the shoes

Antmeister · 04-17-2006, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spcd

I wonder if certain attributes of the female players are as enhanced as the shoes

LOL.....Imagine having controls over features such as nipple length, bust size and arreola diameter.

Okay, I admit I am a breast man.

SirFozzie · 04-17-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

LOL.....Imagine having controls over features such as nipple length, bust size and arreola diameter.

Okay, I admit I am a breast man.

*blink*

I..

I got.

Damn, dude. How do you expect us to respond to that?

st.cronin · 04-17-2006, 05:19 PM

The whole mini-Ditkas thing was wrong-headed. Giant Kournikovas is the way to go, I'm telling you. That would be a fantastic gaming experience.

Antmeister · 04-17-2006, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

*blink*

I..

I got.

Damn, dude. How do you expect us to respond to that?

Sorry.....I don't know where that came from. A cavern of chesticles opened up in my mind.

JeeberD · 04-17-2006, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[/obligatory]

SirFozzie · 04-17-2006, 06:11 PM

But I Expect the Spanish Inquisition!

st.cronin · 04-17-2006, 06:12 PM

not the comfy chair

QuikSand · 04-17-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

I feel a bit like I did some years ago when I had a curiosity about $cientology writings. I was really interested (intellectually) in what it was all about, and wanted to read Dianetic$, but the thought of my money going to them revulsed me. Eventually a used bookstore resolved the issue. Maybe I'd need to do something along similar lines here.

I was almost moved to re-post this, as it essentially explains how I still feel about M-F... then I realized that the long-ago thread where I used this remembrance was this very thread, just some kajillion jokes ago.

Lorena · 04-17-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Sorry.....I don't know where that came from. A cavern of chesticles opened up in my mind.

*sigh*

digamma · 04-17-2006, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

I was almost moved to re-post this, as it essentially explains how I still feel about M-F... then I realized that the long-ago thread where I used this remembrance was this very thread, just some kajillion jokes ago.

I actually checked Ebay late last week to see if there were any copies being hawked.

None.

Color me shocked.

SirFozzie · 04-17-2006, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

*sigh*

*hands Dodgerchick a cricket bat*

Here.. go to town on him. it might extend the thread long enough to get to 5,000..

Oh. and if you do?

Pics Pls K Thx.

(hey, I had to do it, it was a contractual obligation

)

Thornbird · 04-17-2006, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee

I don't remember ever seeing a forum with such little talk of the game. The most talked about subject seems to be FOFC.

This forum
but it's the other way around

Too much talk about Maximum Football but less talk about Front Office Football.

KWhit · 04-17-2006, 08:31 PM

There seems to be as much alk about MF here as on the Matrix boards. Which indicates that we are very much interested in the game and would be supporting it if was solid. Alienating us as a group doesn't make good business sense, IMO.

And it's not like all of us "FOFC guys" are alike. Lumping us all together like many have done on the Matrix boards is silly and insulting.

KWhit · 04-17-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thornbird

This forum
but it's the other way around

Too much talk about Maximum Football but less talk about Front Office Football.

And it's not like FOF has just come out with a new version. If that were the case, we'd be all over it. But there is a brand new football sim that SOUNDS like it could be exactly what most of us here crave. But alas, we see error after error in the sim engine - a cardinal sin for a true simulation like we'd be interested in.

cthomer5000 · 04-17-2006, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

I was almost moved to re-post this, as it essentially explains how I still feel about M-F... then I realized that the long-ago thread where I used this remembrance was this very thread, just some kajillion jokes ago.

What a long, strange trip it's been.

Bee · 04-17-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

And it's not like FOF has just come out with a new version. If that were the case, we'd be all over it. But there is a brand new football sim that SOUNDS like it could be exactly what most of us here crave. But alas, we see error after error in the sim engine - a cardinal sin for a true simulation like we'd be interested in.

Not to mention that there's a huge difference between an official game forum and FOFC. You'd think on an official game site (like the MF Forum) there'd be more discussion of the game. I think anyone with a brain could see we're far from being a forum only about FOF.

albionmoonlight · 04-18-2006, 08:20 AM

You know your thread has gotten long when . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight @ post #562

And what a long, fun trip it's been.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000 @ post #4071

What a long, strange trip it's been.

Clearly, I had no sense of when to pull out the Grateful Dead card. We had ~3500 posts to go before we even started to approach a long strange trip.

Toddzilla · 04-18-2006, 08:37 AM

I'm just happy the rate of photoshops took a nosedive, or else I would have gone crazy trying to update the MF Media Index

QuikSand · 04-18-2006, 08:47 AM

The not-a-Seahawk with the toucan bill is an all-time classic.

Apathetic Lurker · 04-18-2006, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

I actually checked Ebay late last week to see if there were any copies being hawked.

None.

Color me shocked.

Um, don't you need to sell some copies first before used copies show up on E-bay?

digamma · 04-18-2006, 07:40 PM

I think this post kind of sums up the Max FB experience:

RE: Uniform limit ? - 4/18/2006 8:26:02 PM

bassman58
Matrix Recruit

Posts: 23
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David, Thanks for the quick response. Now I can continue making uniforms. Don't think I'll hit the 100 limit though.

(in reply to David Winter)

Post #: 4

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astrosfan64 · 04-18-2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

I think this post kind of sums up the Max FB experience:

RE: Uniform limit ? - 4/18/2006 8:26:02 PM

bassman58
Matrix Recruit

Posts: 23
Joined: 8/30/2005
Status: offline

David, Thanks for the quick response. Now I can continue making uniforms. Don't think I'll hit the 100 limit though.

(in reply to David Winter)

Post #: 4

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LOL this thread still tickles me.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-18-2006, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSand

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Chuck Norris expected the Spanish Inquisition.

Flasch186 · 04-18-2006, 07:56 PM

..and Jack Bauer just seems to find them.

FrogMan · 04-18-2006, 07:57 PM

In light of the guy worried about a limit in the number of uniforms, I just had to bring back to gem from Toddzilla...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Thank You! I've been saying this for some time now. This game wasn't written for football fans, it was written for Football Uniform fans. You know, the guys who secretly wanted a Barbie doll growing up so they could change her dresses, but the social stigma got in the way. Now they can create pretty uniforms to their heart's desire. Does the game engine work? Who cares? Don't these pants look *fabulous* with these socks?

So true...

FM

digamma · 04-18-2006, 08:05 PM

Someone needs to build a Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" type random post selector for this thread.

You never know what you'll get. Could it be the photoshopped Steelers logo? An early post by Bubba touting the game? A limerick? The possibilities are endless.

Franklinnoble · 04-18-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

Someone needs to build a Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" type random post selector for this thread.

You never know what you'll get. Could it be the photoshopped Steelers logo? An early post by Bubba touting the game? A limerick? The possibilities are endless.

You know, I think with a little visual basic know-how, this could happen.

Bonegavel · 04-18-2006, 11:10 PM

This thread is like the simpsons where it's been "on" long enough to start parodying itself.

riz · 04-19-2006, 08:24 AM

Just so I can say I once posted in such a historical thread, I need to ask:

Did this thread overtake the reference thread in views at any point ?

Since it's darn close at the moment

Coffee Warlord · 04-19-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

Someone needs to build a Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" type random post selector for this thread.

You never know what you'll get. Could it be the photoshopped Steelers logo? An early post by Bubba touting the game? A limerick? The possibilities are endless.

Hang on, it's goofy.

Are you feeling lucky?

Bah. It's more of a pain than I thought.

JeeberD · 04-19-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riz

Just so I can say I once posted in such a historical thread, I need to ask:

Did this thread overtake the reference thread in views at any point ?

Since it's darn close at the moment

Not yet. Someone was artifically increasing the reference thread's views for a while, but they ceased a few weeks ago.

JeeberD · 04-19-2006, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Hang on, it's goofy.

Are you feeling lucky?

Bah. It's more of a pain than I thought.

Good job, Daivd...

RedKingGold · 04-19-2006, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riz

Just so I can say I once posted in such a historical thread, I need to ask:

Did this thread overtake the reference thread in views at any point ?

Since it's darn close at the moment

Roughly 700 views to go!

Coffee Warlord · 04-19-2006, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Good job, Daivd...

Dude, you text simmers are all alike. You don't understand what bullshit 2 second code is all about! My code is CUSTOMIZABLE BABY!

Bee · 04-19-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

In light of the guy worried about a limit in the number of uniforms, I just had to bring back to gem from Toddzilla...

So true...

FM

This recent addition from the Matrix Forum is pretty funny as well:

Quote:

I don't get it. Since this game has come out I been to the gym maybe once (thanks Dave, Matrix). MY free time is playing with the game (well not really playing yet more uni design). That is the point of any game to me, an escape. Is a game worth my free time, this one is. I watched the boards since 2000 or 2001.

I have learned alot about Photoshop, and have seen lots of talented creative people display their talents that I am trying to catch up to. Now maybe time to start some 12 man plays!

digamma · 04-19-2006, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Roughly 700 views to go!

Aaaahhh. Isn't this sort of like mentioning a no hitter in the fifth inning?

stevew · 04-19-2006, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riz

Just so I can say I once posted in such a historical thread, I need to ask:

Did this thread overtake the reference thread in views at any point ?

Since it's darn close at the moment

Someone who chooses to remain nameless was boosting the post count on the reference thread by thousands of views. This thread should have surpassed it a long time ago.

ice4277 · 04-19-2006, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riz

Just so I can say I once posted in such a historical thread, I need to ask:

Did this thread overtake the reference thread in views at any point ?

Since it's darn close at the moment

Please add the following Maximum Football features to any forthcoming SI release:

Thanks!

tarcone · 04-19-2006, 10:40 AM

will someone PLEASE photoshop the big breasted players in the American women's pro football league or the giant Annas or perhaps someone could make a league that leads up to the pay-per-view lingerie(sp?) bowl

spcd · 04-19-2006, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Thank You! I've been saying this for some time now. This game wasn't written for football fans, it was written for Football Uniform fans. You know, the guys who secretly wanted a Barbie doll growing up so they could change her dresses, but the social stigma got in the way. Now they can create pretty uniforms to their heart's desire. Does the game engine work? Who cares? Don't these pants look *fabulous* with these socks?

Uncanny:

RE: My ANOUNCEMENT - You will like it. - 4/19/2006 12:09:02 PM

Gman1025
Matrix Trooper

Posts: 62
Joined: 2/22/2006
Status: online

I don't get it. Since this game has come out I been to the gym maybe once (thanks Dave, Matrix). MY free time is playing with the game (well not really playing yet more uni design). That is the point of any game to me, an escape. Is a game worth my free time, this one is. I watched the boards since 2000 or 2001.

I have learned alot about Photoshop, and have seen lots of talented creative people display their talents that I am trying to catch up to. Now maybe time to start some 12 man plays!

(in reply to elmerlee)

Report | Post #: 12

Maybe that's why the occasional bug and design calamity slipped through, the testers were too busy playing dress-up to notice.

If more than 5 people bought the game it might be worth investing in a facility to hold annual Maximum Football slumber parties.

digamma · 04-19-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spcd

If more than 5 people bought the game it might be worth investing in a facility to hold annual Maximum Football slumber parties.

Do we need to bring a sleeping bag?

RedKingGold · 04-19-2006, 11:45 AM

And like a quiet turd through the night...this thread has officially passed the reference thread on FOFC

digamma · 04-19-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

And like a quiet turd through the night...this thread has officially passed the reference thread on FOFC

If you click view, 1800 more times, RKG, you can see what happens when a thread hits 100,000.

RedKingGold · 04-19-2006, 11:49 AM

Well...I was bored at work....

It was bound to happen anyway.

At least I'll admit that I put this thread on steroids (not like the other nameless character)

04-17-2006, 04:29 PM	#4053
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Actually, I will guess that joke has already been done twice in this thread. By the way, only 18 pages to go before we hit triple digits. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-17-2006, 05:19 PM	#4059
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	The whole mini-Ditkas thing was wrong-headed. Giant Kournikovas is the way to go, I'm telling you. That would be a fantastic gaming experience. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-17-2006, 06:11 PM	#4062
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	But I Expect the Spanish Inquisition! __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

04-17-2006, 06:12 PM	#4063
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	not the comfy chair __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

04-18-2006, 08:37 AM	#4074
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I'm just happy the rate of photoshops took a nosedive, or else I would have gone crazy trying to update the MF Media Index Last edited by Toddzilla : 04-18-2006 at 08:40 AM.

04-17-2006, 04:39 PM	#4054
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	This thread will easily get another 5-10 pages if they ever put out a demo. Surely I can't be the only who desperately wants to try this bad boy out(for free).

04-17-2006, 08:31 PM	#4069
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	There seems to be as much alk about MF here as on the Matrix boards. Which indicates that we are very much interested in the game and would be supporting it if was solid. Alienating us as a group doesn't make good business sense, IMO. And it's not like all of us "FOFC guys" are alike. Lumping us all together like many have done on the Matrix boards is silly and insulting.

04-18-2006, 08:47 AM	#4075
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	The not-a-Seahawk with the toucan bill is an all-time classic.

04-18-2006, 07:56 PM	#4080
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	..and Jack Bauer just seems to find them. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

04-18-2006, 08:05 PM	#4082
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Someone needs to build a Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" type random post selector for this thread. You never know what you'll get. Could it be the photoshopped Steelers logo? An early post by Bubba touting the game? A limerick? The possibilities are endless.

04-18-2006, 11:10 PM	#4084
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	This thread is like the simpsons where it's been "on" long enough to start parodying itself. Last edited by Bonegavel : 04-18-2006 at 11:10 PM.

04-19-2006, 08:24 AM	#4085
riz SI Games Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland	Just so I can say I once posted in such a historical thread, I need to ask: Did this thread overtake the reference thread in views at any point ? Since it's darn close at the moment

04-19-2006, 10:40 AM	#4095
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	will someone PLEASE photoshop the big breasted players in the American women's pro football league or the giant Annas or perhaps someone could make a league that leads up to the pay-per-view lingerie(sp?) bowl

04-19-2006, 11:45 AM	#4098
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	And like a quiet turd through the night...this thread has officially passed the reference thread on FOFC

04-19-2006, 11:49 AM	#4100
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Well...I was bored at work.... It was bound to happen anyway. At least I'll admit that I put this thread on steroids (not like the other nameless character)

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