College Hoops 2k8 - A Dynasty of Randomness and Interactivity

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:19 PM

This entire dynasty will be centered around my coaching legacy as I start off with Northern Colorado of the Big Sky. Basically, as I progress, anyone who is interested can make a recruit by giving me a name, state, position, height/weight and type of player, and I'l add them. I'll give periodic updates and also people can ask for the most random of stuff, be it who the best recruits are, top freshman, individual teams, etc.

Just stuff to give me more of a feel for the atmosphere in the dynasty. So without further adu, here comes our shitty team!

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:26 PM

2007-08 Northern Colorado Roster

PG - Thnanasi Panagota [SR] Decent, but not great
SG - Kirk Archiebeque [SR] - Slasher, our best scorer
SF - Jefferson Mason [SO] - Slasher, can get above the rim
PF - Jabril Barker [PF] - Solid inside presence, decent player
C - Kirk Archiebeuqe [C] - Undersized center, our best player

Everyone else kind of sucks so I say f'em, this is how we roll son

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:28 PM

VMI @ Northern Colorado

VMI spanks us 105-81. Taibi has 23 points to lead our team, but sadly he forgot to play defense, allowing their SF Chavis Holmes to score a game high 30 points and humble us in some pre-season tournament thats name escapes me where lots of awful teams have congregated for the week to showcase how not to play basketball.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:32 PM

Northern Colorado vs Dartmouth

They call this a consolation game. It's a nice way to refer to a game where one shit teams meets another shit team and the only people watching our players parents and girlfriends, and with how ugly our team is, they probably have no girlfriends.

Thankfully we bring the pain enroute to a monsterous 76-62 victory. Four of starters are in double figures, lead by PG Panagoita with 15 points and 6 assists. SF Mason added 18 points and 7 boards and C Archibeque added 15 and 8 boards.

On the way out of the arena we moon those non schollie Ivy leaguers then piss on one of their varsity jackets.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:35 PM

Northern Colorado (1-1) @ Iowa (1-0)

We rushed the floor in Iowa! A 65-64 OT victory gives us a 2-1 record and a reason to buy alcohol for minors! The game is a huge lift to our team, and then so is the high school party we stopped by afterwards. These girls are sluts these days! Archibeque was kind tonight with 16 points and 4 boards, the only player on our team in double figures, but the rest of the team didn't suck enough to blow this one.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:37 PM

Denver (2-1) @ Northern Colorado (2-1)

Up there with Duke/North Carolina, we bested those Hippies from the South in a 67-60 thriller. Or snoozer. Or just a meaningless game. Talibi had 18 points, as did Panagonia, and Archibeque kept rolling with 16 and 11. After the game Talibi smoked down a member of Denvers coaching staff, actually offering to buy the weed himself. That makes the first dime he's had all season.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:42 PM

Northern Colorado (3-1) @ Colorado State (2-4)

We lose to the Colorado State Sonny Lubicks 68-65. It was a game where we had three guys score 10 points in Panigona, Talibi and Archibeque, but sadly, none of them had it in them to score 13. Those idiots.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:46 PM

Recruiting Update

We've offered two scholarships early on in the season ..

*** PF Tracy Blanchard - Juco SO: Currently Denver is the only other team to offer him, but he likes them a tad more then us now. He's technichally a center but is only 6'7" and 230 so he'll probably play PF for us unless we go to a small lineup.

*** SG Alberto Famutimi - HS SR: Has interest from Colorado State, us, San Diego State and Denver, we're the only team to offer yet, but we're second on his list behind CSU. He is the 378th ranked player in the Nation and 38th best SG. He is going to be a big coup if we can land him.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:48 PM

Bowling Green (3-3) @ Northern Colorado (3-2)

We win and yet we lose. We win the game 72-60 behind another big performance form Archibeque who score 16 and chimes in with 9 boards. SF Mason has a big game too with 11 points and 9 boards to give us an edge on the glass. However we learn Tracy Blanchard is going to Denver, that idiot.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:51 PM

Denver (2-4) @ Northern Colorado (4-2)

Idiots! We lose to Denver.. this time on the court, 54-53. Archibeque was usual is the only one who does anything for our inferior team netting 11 and grabbing 8 boards in the loss. It's time to get these tools in shape or we're going to have an abysmal year and then how will I springboard to a good job?

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:54 PM

Northern Colorado (4-3) @ Gonzaga (2-7)

Well, their record is 3-7 now, shalacking us 81-60. It was close to .. at the tip. No one on our team did anything but suck heavily, and there ya' have it, we're 4-4.

DeToxRox · 12-07-2007, 06:55 PM

Northern Colorado (4-4) @ Oregon State (3-6)

We lose 74-69, and actually look good. I knew we were in trouble though when Talibi hit our last bucket and snickered at us having 69, thusly deciding to stop scoring so it'd be a funny story to tell. He did have 17 though, so that's okay I guess. Mason is a beast with 15 and 10.

MrBug708 · 12-07-2007, 10:53 PM

Kyle Kappe
6'2 PG from California (preferably from Los Angeles area)

Blade6119 · 12-07-2007, 11:02 PM

Colton Mayes
6'10 PF from Missouri
Preferably a Offensive Type

korme · 12-08-2007, 12:38 AM

Job Pakevicious (or the close one to that thats in the game)
6'5 SF shooter
from Europe

Ragone · 12-08-2007, 02:24 AM

Brian Butts
6'3 pg
Kentucky

nfg22 · 12-08-2007, 06:03 PM

Dylan Airhart
6'8 SG
Minnesota

12-07-2007, 11:02 PM	#14
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Colton Mayes 6'10 PF from Missouri Preferably a Offensive Type __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

12-07-2007, 06:26 PM	#2
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	2007-08 Northern Colorado Roster PG - Thnanasi Panagota [SR] Decent, but not great SG - Kirk Archiebeque [SR] - Slasher, our best scorer SF - Jefferson Mason [SO] - Slasher, can get above the rim PF - Jabril Barker [PF] - Solid inside presence, decent player C - Kirk Archiebeuqe [C] - Undersized center, our best player Everyone else kind of sucks so I say f'em, this is how we roll son

12-07-2007, 06:28 PM	#3
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	VMI @ Northern Colorado VMI spanks us 105-81. Taibi has 23 points to lead our team, but sadly he forgot to play defense, allowing their SF Chavis Holmes to score a game high 30 points and humble us in some pre-season tournament thats name escapes me where lots of awful teams have congregated for the week to showcase how not to play basketball.

12-07-2007, 06:32 PM	#4
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Northern Colorado vs Dartmouth They call this a consolation game. It's a nice way to refer to a game where one shit teams meets another shit team and the only people watching our players parents and girlfriends, and with how ugly our team is, they probably have no girlfriends. Thankfully we bring the pain enroute to a monsterous 76-62 victory. Four of starters are in double figures, lead by PG Panagoita with 15 points and 6 assists. SF Mason added 18 points and 7 boards and C Archibeque added 15 and 8 boards. On the way out of the arena we moon those non schollie Ivy leaguers then piss on one of their varsity jackets.

12-07-2007, 06:35 PM	#5
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Northern Colorado (1-1) @ Iowa (1-0) We rushed the floor in Iowa! A 65-64 OT victory gives us a 2-1 record and a reason to buy alcohol for minors! The game is a huge lift to our team, and then so is the high school party we stopped by afterwards. These girls are sluts these days! Archibeque was kind tonight with 16 points and 4 boards, the only player on our team in double figures, but the rest of the team didn't suck enough to blow this one.

12-07-2007, 06:37 PM	#6
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Denver (2-1) @ Northern Colorado (2-1) Up there with Duke/North Carolina, we bested those Hippies from the South in a 67-60 thriller. Or snoozer. Or just a meaningless game. Talibi had 18 points, as did Panagonia, and Archibeque kept rolling with 16 and 11. After the game Talibi smoked down a member of Denvers coaching staff, actually offering to buy the weed himself. That makes the first dime he's had all season.

12-07-2007, 06:42 PM	#7
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Northern Colorado (3-1) @ Colorado State (2-4) We lose to the Colorado State Sonny Lubicks 68-65. It was a game where we had three guys score 10 points in Panigona, Talibi and Archibeque, but sadly, none of them had it in them to score 13. Those idiots.

12-07-2007, 06:46 PM	#8
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Recruiting Update We've offered two scholarships early on in the season .. * PF Tracy Blanchard - Juco SO: Currently Denver is the only other team to offer him, but he likes them a tad more then us now. He's technichally a center but is only 6'7" and 230 so he'll probably play PF for us unless we go to a small lineup. * SG Alberto Famutimi - HS SR: Has interest from Colorado State, us, San Diego State and Denver, we're the only team to offer yet, but we're second on his list behind CSU. He is the 378th ranked player in the Nation and 38th best SG. He is going to be a big coup if we can land him.

12-07-2007, 06:48 PM	#9
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Bowling Green (3-3) @ Northern Colorado (3-2) We win and yet we lose. We win the game 72-60 behind another big performance form Archibeque who score 16 and chimes in with 9 boards. SF Mason has a big game too with 11 points and 9 boards to give us an edge on the glass. However we learn Tracy Blanchard is going to Denver, that idiot.

12-07-2007, 06:51 PM	#10
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Denver (2-4) @ Northern Colorado (4-2) Idiots! We lose to Denver.. this time on the court, 54-53. Archibeque was usual is the only one who does anything for our inferior team netting 11 and grabbing 8 boards in the loss. It's time to get these tools in shape or we're going to have an abysmal year and then how will I springboard to a good job?

12-07-2007, 06:54 PM	#11
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Northern Colorado (4-3) @ Gonzaga (2-7) Well, their record is 3-7 now, shalacking us 81-60. It was close to .. at the tip. No one on our team did anything but suck heavily, and there ya' have it, we're 4-4.

12-08-2007, 02:24 AM	#16
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Brian Butts 6'3 pg Kentucky

12-07-2007, 06:55 PM	#12
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Northern Colorado (4-4) @ Oregon State (3-6) We lose 74-69, and actually look good. I knew we were in trouble though when Talibi hit our last bucket and snickered at us having 69, thusly deciding to stop scoring so it'd be a funny story to tell. He did have 17 though, so that's okay I guess. Mason is a beast with 15 and 10.

12-07-2007, 10:53 PM	#13
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Kyle Kappe 6'2 PG from California (preferably from Los Angeles area)

12-08-2007, 12:38 AM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Job Pakevicious (or the close one to that thats in the game) 6'5 SF shooter from Europe

12-08-2007, 06:03 PM	#17
nfg22 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2004	Dylan Airhart 6'8 SG Minnesota

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