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Old 06-13-2013, 02:09 PM   #1301
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Old 06-14-2013, 08:59 PM   #1302
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Old 06-14-2013, 09:04 PM   #1303
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Old 06-15-2013, 05:06 AM   #1304
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Old 06-17-2013, 12:05 PM   #1305
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Yeah, there's some scary eugenics implications to that. However, one could argue that there would be some significant benefits to society if this were the case.

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Old 06-17-2013, 12:06 PM   #1306
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Forgot to add my thought...my favorite part of this story is the age of these men.

Agreed. That was what jumped out at me when I read the story.

Well, that an how shitty the one guy was

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Old 06-18-2013, 11:56 PM   #1309
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3 charged in Ohio with enslaving mother and daughter

Wasn't that guy who had the girls caged up also in or around Cleveland? Something in the water?
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Old 06-20-2013, 06:38 AM   #1310
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Old 06-20-2013, 11:06 AM   #1311
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Old 06-21-2013, 11:51 AM   #1312
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Old 06-25-2013, 08:34 PM   #1314
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I understand that masturbation by arsonists is not all that uncommon, but the barking is definitely a new wrinkle to me
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Old 06-25-2013, 08:49 PM   #1315
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I understand that masturbation by arsonists is not all that uncommon

How does one...come to understand that?
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Old 06-25-2013, 08:55 PM   #1316
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How does one...come to understand that?

You need a hose to put out a fire. Duh.

It's good to see an average citizen helping ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.
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Old 06-25-2013, 08:58 PM   #1317
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How does one...come to understand that?

happily, not in the way you are thinking. Firefighter told me about it.
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Old 06-26-2013, 10:30 AM   #1318
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Old 06-26-2013, 10:34 AM   #1319
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Old 06-26-2013, 10:36 AM   #1320
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Old 06-26-2013, 02:52 PM   #1321
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Old 06-26-2013, 03:06 PM   #1322
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to be fair, she looks pretty damn irresistable
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Old 06-26-2013, 04:08 PM   #1323
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to be fair, she looks pretty damn irresistable

You know how when a severe alcoholic has that alcohol smell that seems to seep through their pours?

I bet she has that, but from cheesesteaks.
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Old 06-26-2013, 05:26 PM   #1324
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I think they Photoshopped out her chin. I can't see it.
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Old 06-27-2013, 11:48 PM   #1325
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:14 AM   #1326
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Old 06-28-2013, 06:23 AM   #1327
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It only took a couple of posts to prove there are worse things you can do to your penis than cut it off.
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Old 06-28-2013, 10:25 AM   #1328
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I really wish I didn't click on the link and see that picture

I wish I had seen your post before I clicked on the link.
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Old 06-28-2013, 10:26 AM   #1329
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Old 06-29-2013, 05:20 PM   #1330
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Old 06-29-2013, 06:53 PM   #1331
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Old 07-10-2013, 07:53 PM   #1332
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Old 07-10-2013, 07:56 PM   #1333
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Old 07-14-2013, 06:13 PM   #1334
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:03 AM   #1335
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:06 AM   #1336
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When I saw the headline, I was hoping it was Pumpy and his wife.

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Old 07-19-2013, 10:35 AM   #1337
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"When he arrived in the emergency unit, his vitals signs were very weak," said workers at the local hospital he was taken to.

He died shortly afterwards.

Local mayor José Manuel Gracia told Hoy newspaper the cause of the beer drinking king's death was not yet clear.

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Old 07-19-2013, 11:43 AM   #1338
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yeah, 16 beers in 20 minutes. I wonder what happened to the guy
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Old 07-22-2013, 10:07 AM   #1339
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Old 07-22-2013, 10:22 AM   #1340
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Old 07-22-2013, 11:07 AM   #1341
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Old 07-22-2013, 11:18 AM   #1342
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The two had met in a hacky-sack circle in early February and announced plans to marry just two weeks later, Streets said. But the relationship quickly turned tumultuous, Streets said, and the pair broke up on March 25.

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Old 07-22-2013, 12:09 PM   #1343
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Old 07-22-2013, 12:16 PM   #1344
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:09 AM   #1345
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This is one of the more colorful, descriptive, and unnecessarily long appellate opinions I've ever read.

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"Christina Mason, arrived to clean the restroom after receiving a call requesting that it be cleaned. She smelled feces from the hallway, and when she opened the door she could not enter the restroom because feces were on the floor where one would need to step to get inside. The restroom was unusable because it was so soiled. She saw that seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces, in chunks. She also saw feces smeared in spots on several walls in different areas. In fact, some of the feces were smeared more than two feet up on the walls. Feces were smeared on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl. There was also urine in the toilet, which had not been flushed; no feces were inside the liquid in the bowl. Mason testified that the feces were not only all over the bathroom but were "smear[ed] in spots," and not splattered. Strong's plaid blue boxers, which were covered in feces, were found by Mason draped over the wastebasket where Strong admits he placed them because they were "destroyed." The state of the bathroom was so bad that Mason, who had fourteen years' experience at the courthouse and training in cleaning up bodily substances, was initially at a loss for how to clean the restroom. She devised a plan and first used paper towels and disinfectant to remove the feces from the floor. She then cleaned the restroom three times with a bleach and water solution, and discarded the soiled underpants, the potentially soiled rug that had been outside the restroom, and the clothes she had been wearing using a biohazard bag."

"Upon using the word "smears" in her testimony, Mason, the cleaning supervisor, was asked to specify what she meant. She answered, "When I say smear, I mean, well, like a smear, but not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks -- chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter." When asked about the pattern in which the feces were deposited, she answered, "Well, it wasn't splattered, it was smeared, that is for sure. It was -- it was smeared, and it was very chunky. But it wasn't splattered, meaning liquid. It didn't depict liquid. It may have been at one time, I don't know, but it was more smeared and kind of chunked on there than a liquid splatter."

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Old 07-24-2013, 10:21 AM   #1346
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:31 AM   #1347
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Old 07-30-2013, 09:21 AM   #1348
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Old 08-02-2013, 10:20 PM   #1349
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