The thread for Strange News Stories - Page 40

JediKooter · 02-02-2021, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

We Spoke to a Guy Who Got His Dick Locked in a Cage by a Hacker

This is why I will only wear non-digital chastity cage.

I'm sure this will be an interesting topic at the next Def-Con.

AlexB · 02-03-2021, 05:12 PM

Texas Department Apologises for ‘Chucky’ Amber Alert

AlexB · 02-27-2021, 11:16 AM

Man killed by his own rooster during cockfight

CrimsonFox · 02-27-2021, 12:01 PM

this is where the man throwing the gator into a wendy's belonged

miami_fan · 03-15-2021, 11:04 AM

https://6abc.com/raffaela-spone-buck...ania/10417754/

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DOYLESTOWN, Pennsylvania (WPVI) -- A Bucks County, Pennsylvania mother allegedly sent deepfake photos and video of her teenage daughter's cheerleading rivals to their coaches in a bid to get them kicked off the team.

Lifetime Movie of the week.

Ksyrup · 03-15-2021, 12:27 PM

In Texas, you just go straight for murdering the rivals.

miami_fan · 03-23-2021, 06:09 AM

In other moms of high school girls news,

Florida assistant principal, daughter arrested in homecoming scandal

I have questions.

Did Mom actually give the daughter the password for the internal system or did Mom just save the password on her browser which allowed the daughter to take advantage?

They had to use this access for more than just stuffing the homecoming queen box, right?

This only became a problem for the nine students and one teacher when she used the system to stuff the ballot box?

As much as I would be amused by the pettiness, is it really necessary to charge the daughter as an adult?

Ksyrup · 03-23-2021, 10:20 AM

I think the issue is that this gave both of them access to social security numbers and such, which makes it a far more serious offense (not that it appears they used that sensitive info). But the girl was also telling people she could find their grades or mess with their information as some sort of threats, it sounded like to me. Also, her comments to others suggests mom gave her that info, she didn't find it herself.

What's crazy about that story is - if you entertain the idea of doing something like this, why would you risk it for something as inconsequential as homecoming queen? At least the Varsity Blues scandal people were getting something of real, tangible value out of that scam if it worked.

Prioritizing homecoming queen to that degree is probably more damning than the criminal charges, tbh.

JPhillips · 03-23-2021, 07:14 PM

The Suez Canal get blocked today.

NobodyHere · 03-25-2021, 10:54 AM

This whole Suez Canal blockage sounds like a giant Snickers commercial.

bronconick · 03-25-2021, 09:56 PM

Gonna have to rely on a Pixar plan.

pantera · 03-28-2021, 05:58 PM

This ship hasn't moved in 5+ days. I wondered why they haven't used sky crane helicopters to remove some of the containers?

It's because a fully loaded 40-ft container weighs up to 67,000 pounds. The Russian Mil Mi-26, the most powerful mass-produced helicopter in the world can lift only 44,000 lbs. The US Sikorsky CH-53K King Stallion can lift 36,000 lbs.

But perhaps some of the containers on the top layer are the lightest ones on the ship, full of rice cakes and cheese puffs, or cotton balls and Kleenex?

sterlingice · 03-28-2021, 08:29 PM

I'm starting to think I know a good way to clog up naval warfare in the next World War

SI

JPhillips · 04-07-2021, 05:59 PM

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces charges

GrantDawg · 04-07-2021, 07:23 PM

I am alone in people's houses all the time, and yet I have never dome that.

Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

NobodyHere · 04-07-2021, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

I am alone in people's houses all the time, and yet I have never dome that.

Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

This post raises more questions

pantera · 04-08-2021, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces charges

A comma would make this an even weirder scenario.

Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces, charges.

Ksyrup · 04-08-2021, 07:06 AM

Put the comma after Elmo - what the hell did the doll DO?

pantera · 04-08-2021, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Put the comma after Elmo - what the hell did the doll DO?

That's twice as good as mine. How did I miss that?

molson · 04-08-2021, 10:09 AM

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In the news release, Bouchard said: “This is a disgusting reminder to be cautious about who you let into your home"

This is always why I ask people working in my home if they plan on masturbating with any dolls in the house. The answer to that question is a factor that will play into the hiring decision.

NobodyHere · 04-08-2021, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Put the comma after Elmo - what the hell did the doll DO?

Look's like his actor's personality rubbed off a little on Elmo.

sterlingice · 04-08-2021, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

This is always why I ask people working in my home if they plan on masturbating with any dolls in the house. The answer to that question is a factor that will play into the hiring decision.

I'm sure it's one he would have been truthful in answering, too.

Never mind that if I were asking my home inspector "So, are you the type of guy who gets off on defiling Elmo dolls", I think I'd be the one reported, not him.

SI

molson · 04-08-2021, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I'm sure it's one he would have been truthful in answering, too.

Never mind that if I were asking my home inspector "So, are you the type of guy who gets off on defiling Elmo dolls", I think I'd be the one reported, not him.

SI

If someone said, "ya, if I come across a doll in your house, and I'm feeling frisky, sure, I'll go to town, I don't care where I am", you'd have to give him points for honesty. He probably would be less likely to steal anything.

Kodos · 04-08-2021, 11:17 AM

Oh come on. Who here hasn't had some fun with a Tickle Me Elmo?

pantera · 04-08-2021, 11:18 AM

"Your honor & members of the jury, today we will show that the defendant simply went into the home to inspect it. And then the depraved doll Elmo keep giggling and teasing him, saying on multiple occasions 'Tickle Me'. The vulnerable defendant was lured into a consensual human-doll encounter that the doll secretly filmed -- and then edited!! -- to make the defendant seem guilty of a crime. The defendant deeply regrets his action. But was there a crime committed here? Not by the defendant."

GrantDawg · 04-08-2021, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

This post raises more questions

Hey, they left the door unlocked!

Ksyrup · 04-16-2021, 01:19 PM

Residents in Krakow, Poland had been afraid to open their windows for a few days after they saw a large brown cocoon-like object hanging off a nearby tree. When animal welfare came to rescue it they found out it was not an animal at all but

… a croissant. pic.twitter.com/ZIJHxLJD2D
— Nuice Media (@nuicemedia) April 15, 2021

NobodyHere · 04-16-2021, 01:27 PM

How many Pols does it take...

pantera · 04-16-2021, 01:40 PM

Why were they afraid? Any amateur arborist can tell in a moment that the croissant was produced by the species of tree known as the

Spoiler

pantera · 04-18-2021, 09:15 PM

So it's 2021 and you're at the beach, enjoying a swim in the ocean in Florida aaaaaaand......................a World War Two fighter plane crash lands in the water next to you.

https://twitter.com/search?q=cocoa+b...Ctwgr%5Esearch

Ksyrup · 05-04-2021, 09:35 AM

A literal shitshow at Kid Rock's in Nashville. Who would have guessed?

Never let it be said that Nashville doesn’t know how to party. pic.twitter.com/VRpkKRm8IZ
— Gretchen Peters (@gretchenpeters) May 2, 2021

Kodos · 05-04-2021, 10:25 AM

As if I needed more reason never to see a Kid Rock show.

Ksyrup · 05-04-2021, 10:33 AM

It wasn't even a concert. He has a themed restaurant/bar in Nashville. Like Bubba Gump's or Guy Fieri's places.

NobodyHere · 05-04-2021, 11:44 AM

I'm just surprised that Kid Rock is still alive.

AlexB · 05-04-2021, 04:50 PM

Farmer accidentally moves French border to get his tractor through

tarcone · 05-04-2021, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AlexB

Farmer accidentally moves French border to get his tractor through

Awesome. Fucking borders,

Im in a mood

Ksyrup · 05-13-2021, 06:44 AM

I see your Zoom Lawyer Cat and raise you Zoom Defendant Buttfucker3000!

First rule of Zoom court:

Always make sure your screen name is your ACTUAL name.

��‍♀️�� #lawtwitter #law pic.twitter.com/PhHcXw4qNw
— Madaline Zannes #MaskUp (@zanneslaw) May 12, 2021

Turns out it was a joke his sister played on him that almost got him thrown in jail for contempt of court.

AlexB · 05-14-2021, 04:56 PM

Cat jumps five storeys to safety from burning building

NobodyHere · 05-23-2021, 04:37 PM

Don't Kiss Your Chickens, The CDC Says In Salmonella Warning : NPR

I notice that this article doesn't address other things that you can do with chickens.

JPhillips · 05-23-2021, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Don't Kiss Your Chickens, The CDC Says In Salmonella Warning : NPR

I notice that this article doesn't address other things that you can do with chickens.

I never kiss my whores.

Ghost Econ · 05-23-2021, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexB

Cat jumps five storeys to safety from burning building

Wait, is that how they spell stories in Britain?

AlexB · 05-24-2021, 03:04 PM

Yup, it’s the plural of ‘storey’

miami_fan · 06-12-2021, 06:01 PM

NBC Halts Production on Ultimate Slip 'N Slide amid Report of 'Explosive Diarrhea' Outbreak on Set | PEOPLE.com

Lathum · 06-13-2021, 04:52 PM

Cape Cod fisherman OK after whale gulps him down, spits him out

Ksyrup · 06-15-2021, 01:41 PM

California looked at all of the GOP anti-California takes and said "hold my beer." Seriously, you couldn't ask for a more fitting way to demonstrate that California sucks at governing than this.

California offers $100 million to rescue its struggling legal marijuana industry https://t.co/wXpdPc7w5U
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) June 14, 2021

Ksyrup · 06-24-2021, 08:43 AM

Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman https://t.co/k9GKTBCMjv pic.twitter.com/ZYaG0vPDaK
— New York Post (@nypost) June 23, 2021

NobodyHere · 07-06-2021, 04:34 PM

This is one of my top 5 fears:

Man bitten by neighbors escaped python in toilet in Austria | Fox News

Critch · 07-07-2021, 05:21 PM

Huddersfield forward banned for putting finger up opponent's bottom

PilotMan · 07-07-2021, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Critch

Huddersfield forward banned for putting finger up opponent's bottom

That dude clearly has watched some MMA.

miami_fan · 07-24-2021, 12:59 PM

'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death: medical case study | Fox News

02-03-2021, 05:12 PM	#1952
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Texas Department Apologises for ‘Chucky’ Amber Alert __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 02-03-2021 at 05:14 PM.

02-27-2021, 11:16 AM	#1953
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Man killed by his own rooster during cockfight __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 02-27-2021 at 11:17 AM.

03-15-2021, 12:27 PM	#1956
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	In Texas, you just go straight for murdering the rivals. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-23-2021, 06:09 AM	#1957
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	In other moms of high school girls news, Florida assistant principal, daughter arrested in homecoming scandal I have questions. Did Mom actually give the daughter the password for the internal system or did Mom just save the password on her browser which allowed the daughter to take advantage? They had to use this access for more than just stuffing the homecoming queen box, right? This only became a problem for the nine students and one teacher when she used the system to stuff the ballot box? As much as I would be amused by the pettiness, is it really necessary to charge the daughter as an adult? __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

03-23-2021, 10:20 AM	#1958
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think the issue is that this gave both of them access to social security numbers and such, which makes it a far more serious offense (not that it appears they used that sensitive info). But the girl was also telling people she could find their grades or mess with their information as some sort of threats, it sounded like to me. Also, her comments to others suggests mom gave her that info, she didn't find it herself. What's crazy about that story is - if you entertain the idea of doing something like this, why would you risk it for something as inconsequential as homecoming queen? At least the Varsity Blues scandal people were getting something of real, tangible value out of that scam if it worked. Prioritizing homecoming queen to that degree is probably more damning than the criminal charges, tbh. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-23-2021 at 10:20 AM.

02-27-2021, 12:01 PM	#1954
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	this is where the man throwing the gator into a wendy's belonged

03-23-2021, 07:14 PM	#1959
JPhillips General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	The Suez Canal get blocked today. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

03-25-2021, 10:54 AM	#1960
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	This whole Suez Canal blockage sounds like a giant Snickers commercial. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

03-25-2021, 09:56 PM	#1961
bronconick College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kalamazoo, MI	Gonna have to rely on a Pixar plan.

03-28-2021, 05:58 PM	#1962
pantera n00b Join Date: Mar 2021	This ship hasn't moved in 5+ days. I wondered why they haven't used sky crane helicopters to remove some of the containers? It's because a fully loaded 40-ft container weighs up to 67,000 pounds. The Russian Mil Mi-26, the most powerful mass-produced helicopter in the world can lift only 44,000 lbs. The US Sikorsky CH-53K King Stallion can lift 36,000 lbs. But perhaps some of the containers on the top layer are the lightest ones on the ship, full of rice cakes and cheese puffs, or cotton balls and Kleenex?

03-28-2021, 08:29 PM	#1963
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I'm starting to think I know a good way to clog up naval warfare in the next World War SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

04-07-2021, 05:59 PM	#1964
JPhillips General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	Home inspector caught on nanny cam pleasuring himself with Elmo doll faces charges __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

04-07-2021, 07:23 PM	#1965
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I am alone in people's houses all the time, and yet I have never dome that. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

04-08-2021, 07:06 AM	#1968
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Put the comma after Elmo - what the hell did the doll DO? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-08-2021, 11:17 AM	#1974
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Oh come on. Who here hasn't had some fun with a Tickle Me Elmo? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

04-08-2021, 11:18 AM	#1975
pantera n00b Join Date: Mar 2021	"Your honor & members of the jury, today we will show that the defendant simply went into the home to inspect it. And then the depraved doll Elmo keep giggling and teasing him, saying on multiple occasions 'Tickle Me'. The vulnerable defendant was lured into a consensual human-doll encounter that the doll secretly filmed -- and then edited!! -- to make the defendant seem guilty of a crime. The defendant deeply regrets his action. But was there a crime committed here? Not by the defendant."

04-16-2021, 01:19 PM	#1977
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Residents in Krakow, Poland had been afraid to open their windows for a few days after they saw a large brown cocoon-like object hanging off a nearby tree. When animal welfare came to rescue it they found out it was not an animal at all but … a croissant. pic.twitter.com/ZIJHxLJD2D — Nuice Media (@nuicemedia) April 15, 2021 __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-16-2021, 01:27 PM	#1978
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	How many Pols does it take... __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

04-16-2021, 01:40 PM	#1979
pantera n00b Join Date: Mar 2021	Why were they afraid? Any amateur arborist can tell in a moment that the croissant was produced by the species of tree known as the Spoiler pastree.

04-18-2021, 09:15 PM	#1980
pantera n00b Join Date: Mar 2021	So it's 2021 and you're at the beach, enjoying a swim in the ocean in Florida aaaaaaand......................a World War Two fighter plane crash lands in the water next to you. https://twitter.com/search?q=cocoa+b...Ctwgr%5Esearch

05-04-2021, 09:35 AM	#1981
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	A literal shitshow at Kid Rock's in Nashville. Who would have guessed? Never let it be said that Nashville doesn’t know how to party. pic.twitter.com/VRpkKRm8IZ — Gretchen Peters (@gretchenpeters) May 2, 2021 __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-04-2021, 10:25 AM	#1982
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	As if I needed more reason never to see a Kid Rock show. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-04-2021, 10:33 AM	#1983
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It wasn't even a concert. He has a themed restaurant/bar in Nashville. Like Bubba Gump's or Guy Fieri's places. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-04-2021, 11:44 AM	#1984
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	I'm just surprised that Kid Rock is still alive. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

05-04-2021, 04:50 PM	#1985
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Farmer accidentally moves French border to get his tractor through __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 05-04-2021 at 04:52 PM.

05-13-2021, 06:44 AM	#1987
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I see your Zoom Lawyer Cat and raise you Zoom Defendant Buttfucker3000! First rule of Zoom court: Always make sure your screen name is your ACTUAL name. ��‍♀️�� #lawtwitter #law pic.twitter.com/PhHcXw4qNw — Madaline Zannes #MaskUp (@zanneslaw) May 12, 2021 Turns out it was a joke his sister played on him that almost got him thrown in jail for contempt of court. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-13-2021 at 06:44 AM.

05-14-2021, 04:56 PM	#1988
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Cat jumps five storeys to safety from burning building __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! Last edited by AlexB : 05-14-2021 at 04:59 PM.

05-23-2021, 04:37 PM	#1989
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	Don't Kiss Your Chickens, The CDC Says In Salmonella Warning : NPR I notice that this article doesn't address other things that you can do with chickens. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

05-24-2021, 03:04 PM	#1992
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Yup, it’s the plural of ‘storey’ __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

06-12-2021, 06:01 PM	#1993
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	NBC Halts Production on Ultimate Slip 'N Slide amid Report of 'Explosive Diarrhea' Outbreak on Set \| PEOPLE.com __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

06-13-2021, 04:52 PM	#1994
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Cape Cod fisherman OK after whale gulps him down, spits him out

06-15-2021, 01:41 PM	#1995
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	California looked at all of the GOP anti-California takes and said "hold my beer." Seriously, you couldn't ask for a more fitting way to demonstrate that California sucks at governing than this. California offers $100 million to rescue its struggling legal marijuana industry https://t.co/wXpdPc7w5U — Los Angeles Times (@latimes) June 14, 2021 __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-15-2021 at 01:41 PM.

06-24-2021, 08:43 AM	#1996
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman https://t.co/k9GKTBCMjv pic.twitter.com/ZYaG0vPDaK — New York Post (@nypost) June 23, 2021 __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-06-2021, 04:34 PM	#1997
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	This is one of my top 5 fears: Man bitten by neighbors escaped python in toilet in Austria \| Fox News __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

07-07-2021, 05:21 PM	#1998
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Huddersfield forward banned for putting finger up opponent's bottom