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Old 04-30-2010, 09:40 AM   #1
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Ben, I found a story worse than the pinecone one

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Chef dies after feeling eel | The Sun |News

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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

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Old 04-30-2010, 09:48 AM   #2
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:49 AM   #3
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Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:58 AM   #4
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Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:02 AM   #5
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Pro Tip: Feed the eel beforehand

Please do not post this while I'm taking a drink of pop. It can end badly. Thanks.
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:55 AM   #6
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I was heading out this afternoon with my wife for sushi.

no longer the case.
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:47 PM   #7
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Geez... between this, the grandma/grandson lovechild, and the dude that hasn't eaten for 70-years, FOFC is beginning to look more and more like the National Enquirer everyday.

I regret having to read this thread... However, that would be the "Pulitzer Prize nominated National Enquirer".
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:53 PM   #8
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So was the headline meant to be a pun?
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:59 PM   #9
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I sense a sequel to "Red Corner". But Richard Gere has to reprise his role.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:05 PM   #10
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I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:09 PM   #11
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I'm pretty sure I've never been so drunk that a 50 cm eel could be shoved up my ass without my knowledge.

How about with you knowledge? Ever been that drunk?
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:12 PM   #12
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I'm pretty sure I would see that as a bad idea, but if it came up as part of a MFF, well....
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