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MacroGuru · 04-17-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Jedikooter - 1
Deer - 0

Keep it coming you 4 legged bitches. I own you.

Did you pull a Red Dawn and drink the blood of your kill to become one with them...

JediKooter · 04-17-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Did you pull a Red Dawn and drink the blood of your kill to become one with them...

I did not. I couldn't find him.

Chief Rum · 04-17-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I did not. I couldn't find him.

How do you know you killed him then? Have you not ever seen an action movie? That deer might be looking at your head through a scope on a high-powered rifle even as we speak.

spleen1015 · 04-17-2012, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

How do you know you killed him then? Have you not ever seen an action movie? That deer might be looking at your head through a scope on a high-powered rifle even as we speak.

JediKooter - 0
Deer - 1

sterlingice · 04-17-2012, 11:39 AM

I'm pretty sure the deer hasn't seen Red Dawn either

SI

Rizon · 04-17-2012, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I did not. I couldn't find him.

JediKooter · 04-17-2012, 11:57 AM

Hey guys, I was juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

DataKing · 04-17-2012, 01:51 PM

Smashing Pumpkins 'Pastichio Medley' is the most obnoxious 23 minutes in musical history...

Matthean · 04-17-2012, 01:57 PM

JediKooter · 04-17-2012, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Man, I am really looking forward to this coming out. That had an almost Stanley Kubrick feel to it.

Rizon · 04-17-2012, 03:20 PM

The only time people come into my office is after I fart. So now I hold farts cause if I don't fart, no one comes in here.

Grover · 04-17-2012, 03:25 PM

Levon Helm is apparently is in the final stages of his battle with cancer. This is sad.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-18-2012, 07:31 AM

Rather depressing to pack my kid off for a three day "class retreat" on a dreary rainy Wednesday morning.

I'm pretty big on the whole "parent first, friend second" outlook where kids are concerned (i.e. this isn't a "my child is my best friend" lament) ... but I generally enjoy his company.

Heh, I also appreciated his take on the absurdity of the trip itself "We're together about 8 hours a day, 180 days a year. If we're not 'bonded" by now, it's just not happening"

spleen1015 · 04-18-2012, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Rather depressing to pack my kid off for a three day "class retreat" on a dreary rainy Wednesday morning.

I'm pretty big on the whole "parent first, friend second" outlook where kids are concerned (i.e. this isn't a "my child is my best friend" lament) ... but I generally enjoy his company.

Heh, I also appreciated his take on the absurdity of the trip itself "We're together about 8 hours a day, 180 days a year. If we're not 'bonded" by now, it's just not happening"

My daughter and I had practiced softball every day for about a month before Spring Break. My wife thought it was a good idea to send my daughter to my inlaws for the week of Spring Break. I told her I was cool with it but it was a week of practice we would lose.

I felt out of sorts the whole week. I didn't realize it until she was away that I was enjoying all of that time with her, helping her get better. The whole week just plain sucked.

cartman · 04-18-2012, 09:21 AM

Did you need to pack a sleeping bag?

sterlingice · 04-18-2012, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Did you need to pack a sleeping bag?

SI

JonInMiddleGA · 04-18-2012, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Did you need to pack a sleeping bag?

If I'm not mistaken, I think I just heard the sound of something whooshing over my head.

Radii · 04-18-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

If I'm not mistaken, I think I just heard the sound of something whooshing over my head.

Vent Time - Front Office Football Central

JediKooter · 04-18-2012, 07:01 PM

Dear realtors/property management companies:

If you are advertising a place to rent online and you have 15,054 pictures of the outside of the place and 0 pictures of the inside of the place....you're doing it wrong.

1 or 2 pictures of the outside is more than enough, however, not showing ANY pictures of the inside of the place, makes zero sense. I'm not going to call you. I'm not going to email you. I'm not going to do your homework for you. Quit being a lazy ass and include pictures of (at least one each): the living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom/s. It ain't that hard.

sterlingice · 04-19-2012, 11:45 AM

Why hasn’t anyone invented Star Wars Lightsaber Wrapping paper? It would be a translucent plastic tube with translucent red/green (light blue/purple/whatever) paper for the top 3/4ths and then silver and black on the bottom. It could come with a cheap lightup in the middle of the tube, maybe. There's gotta be a good way to make this translucent and colored but not transparent so it can still be used as wrapping paper. Kindof like frosted windows or a cheap shower curtain. And, of course, you can fight just like you always do with wrapping paper tubes.

George Lucas, get it done. Oh, and JediKooter, if I see this in stores now, I only ask for a lifetime supply and a 1% cut of the sales (not profits- no studio "profits" baloney) because it would sell ridiculously at Christmas and I could retire on just 1% of the sales.

SI

Ksyrup · 04-19-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

My daughter and I had practiced softball every day for about a month before Spring Break. My wife thought it was a good idea to send my daughter to my inlaws for the week of Spring Break. I told her I was cool with it but it was a week of practice we would lose.

I felt out of sorts the whole week. I didn't realize it until she was away that I was enjoying all of that time with her, helping her get better. The whole week just plain sucked.

When we finally get a quiet weekend at some point in the fall after tournament season is over, the wife and I literally don't know what to do with ourselves. I feel like I need to fill the cooler with ice and drinks and a Frogg Togg just to watch a football game on the couch.

JediKooter · 04-19-2012, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Why hasn’t anyone invented Star Wars Lightsaber Wrapping paper? It would be a translucent plastic tube with translucent red/green (light blue/purple/whatever) paper for the top 3/4ths and then silver and black on the bottom. It could come with a cheap lightup in the middle of the tube, maybe. There's gotta be a good way to make this translucent and colored but not transparent so it can still be used as wrapping paper. Kindof like frosted windows or a cheap shower curtain. And, of course, you can fight just like you always do with wrapping paper tubes.

George Lucas, get it done. Oh, and JediKooter, if I see this in stores now, I only ask for a lifetime supply and a 1% cut of the sales (not profits- no studio "profits" baloney) because it would sell ridiculously at Christmas and I could retire on just 1% of the sales.

SI

I think the marketing/licensing people are in the other hallway, across from my office...

Grover · 04-19-2012, 12:20 PM

Waited 45 minutes for my adviser for a meeting she never showed up for.

Awesome.

stevew · 04-19-2012, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Waited 45 minutes for my adviser for a meeting she never showed up for.

Awesome.

Get used to it, they are all useless. If you want to graduate on any kind of schedule, I've found you have to take the initiative. Most of these admissions people shouldn't have a job.

Breeze · 04-19-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Waited 45 minutes for my adviser for a meeting she never showed up for.

Awesome.

One of our Executives does that all the time...but the best was when she stood up a guy from Lloyds of London who had flown into town (from London) to speak with her...

spleen1015 · 04-19-2012, 02:45 PM

Seems like there are a lot of famous/semi-famous people dying this week.

Grover · 04-19-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Seems like there are a lot of famous/semi-famous people dying this week.

Yep..

albionmoonlight · 04-19-2012, 03:13 PM

Was home yesterday with a fever. So I laid in bed and, among other things, streamed 6 episodes of Mad Men.

It made me REALLY appreciate my wife and kids.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-19-2012, 03:25 PM

Tonto, jump on it.

Izulde · 04-19-2012, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Get used to it, they are all useless. If you want to graduate on any kind of schedule, I've found you have to take the initiative. Most of these admissions people shouldn't have a job.

This.

chadritt · 04-19-2012, 03:58 PM

I remember my only meeting with my advisor at my first college. He told me that even though i met all the pre-reqs for a class for my major he wouldnt let me take it since I was a freshman. He WOULD, however, let me place out of it and take the higher level class the following year even though I knew that would be a bad idea. My advisor at my second school was helpful enough though, helped me make sure i met all the requirements I needed to do the external program I wanted.

sterlingice · 04-19-2012, 04:01 PM

The two advisors I had were pretty good. However, there wasn't much for them to do. The engineering department was a big flowchart that you had to follow in the correct order. If you were in engineering and couldn't follow the flowchart... well, then maybe poker isn't for you

SI

Lathum · 04-19-2012, 04:01 PM

I love having a job that allows me to listen to Tool in the middle of the work day

MacroGuru · 04-19-2012, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I love having a job that allows me to listen to Tool in the middle of the work day

Yeah....Me too...

The other thing...they have a tech program...$300 a year towards any piece of technology as long as it fits what we do.

I am now an owner of a Samsung Galaxy 10.1....It should be here next week...Pretty stoked by it.

ColtCrazy · 04-19-2012, 08:57 PM

Well, the shit has hit the fan in my school district. Two days ago one of our elementary principals was escorted out of his school. Word had leaked that he had been secretly working on a plan to open a charter school within the district boundaries. It seems fairly certain that he had been using company resources and time to recruit certain teachers and certain parents to follow him. Several teachers in his building knew about this because they were asked. Others were completely blindsided.

Our district, like many, is in a precarious financial position. My school would be a prime candidate for the chopping block because it's the most secluded geographically and the oldest structurally. It would devastate the community it is in because it is the town's social epicenter. It's also a state rated A school..so closing it would cut down one of the county's best academic schools.

Per se, I have nothing against charter schools....if they can't put the pressure on failing schools, then that's great. But that's not the case here. This says nothing of the underhanded tactics used by the principal and the strong indication that this was pushed personally by the Indiana DOE Superintendent, who worked here years ago and seems to have a beef against the county (my principal put it best when he said that the superintendent is just trying to kill all the witnesses that remember him as a subpar administrator)

To top it off, the last two days have exposed holes in the charter school proposal. They claim they'll offer an international baccalaureate, but lack many of the required courses and aren't listed with the organization. They have claimed to have the backing of several local boards, none of which ever voted on it and apparently had single members attempt to speak on the behalf of this board. They are also claiming their openness to all students, but they don't offer transportation and have parental requirements, both of which would keep most of our lower income, rural based families away.

It's going to be an incredibly long spring.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-20-2012, 12:37 AM

Having a serious discussion about porn with your wife is, most likely, not a good idea. Just trust me on this one.

stevew · 04-20-2012, 12:43 AM

Pissing outside is seriously underrated.

Izulde · 04-20-2012, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Having a serious discussion about porn with your wife is, most likely, not a good idea. Just trust me on this one.

Depends on the wife.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-20-2012, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Depends on the wife.

My initial version of the thought included the phrase "unless you know or have reason to believe they may be favorably inclined". When you know differently, taking any sort of bait for discussion is asking for trouble.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-20-2012, 01:45 AM

Oops, wrong thread

cuervo72 · 04-20-2012, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

My initial version of the thought included the phrase "unless you know or have reason to believe they may be favorably inclined". When you know differently, taking any sort of bait for discussion is asking for trouble.

Yep. Not a subject I will even remotely touch with mine.

Even jokingly; my mom was over not long ago and mentioned the Playboy collection I had in my younger days (sizable - mags dating back into the 60s - which unless someone picked it up, sadly wound up in a landfill). She I think asked for confirmation that I in fact had given them all up, and I joked "that's what the internet is for." That got a "oh, you'd better not be" from my wife, which may have been partially for show for my mom but I suspect also had serious undertones.

Ksyrup · 04-20-2012, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Depends on the wife.

True. I've found JiMGA's wife to be far more open to the idea than my own.

Ba-dum-bump!

spleen1015 · 04-20-2012, 09:02 AM

My wife has always said she doesn't care if I look at porn. She has always said that it doesn't matter where I get my appetite as long as I come home to eat.

This topic has come up a couple of times with a couple that we have been friends with for over 15 years. The wife in the other couple has always said the same thing as my wife. Then, she found her husband looking at porn while on conference calls late at night for work and it turned into a big deal and she wanted to divorce him over it. So, in truth she wasn't fine with it.

My wife has done the same thing. I normally don't go to strip clubs just because I don't feel like I need to because I have my wife and out of respect for her anyway. The one time I went to one with a friend while traveling for work, she didn't like the idea. So, she not as open to the idea either, but she still claims she is to this day.

JediKooter · 04-20-2012, 10:26 AM

Guys, guys, guys...when any woman says she's 'cool' with something and hasn't provided any evidence to back her statement up, IT'S A TRAP!!!!

cartman · 04-20-2012, 10:30 AM

Austin is set to unveil a new 8 foot tall statue today of Willie Nelson. Yes, today, 4/20.

Suburban Rhythm · 04-20-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Guys, guys, guys...when any woman says she's 'cool' with something and hasn't provided any evidence to back her statement up, IT'S A TRAP!!!!

Agree...it's way easier to just never bring it up, and please ignorance later on.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-20-2012, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

True. I've found JiMGA's wife to be far more open to the idea than my own. Ba-dum-bump!

Brother, even that might be an improvement over where the conversation ended up when I had it with her.

JediKooter · 04-20-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Agree...it's way easier to just never bring it up, and please ignorance later on.

Exactly. Why bring something up that is not only going to bring you a few hours of misery, but, fodder for her to bring up at any point in the future until you or her is dead or no longer speaking to each other.

Grover · 04-20-2012, 11:43 AM

Nickelback is going to play at the NHL Awards.

How do these assholes keep getting work?

Scoobz0202 · 04-20-2012, 11:48 AM

Just read an article on the Guardians site with quotes from Anders Behring Breivik's testimony today. I need to bleach my brain. Christ.

04-17-2012, 11:39 AM	#7955
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I'm pretty sure the deer hasn't seen Red Dawn either SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

04-17-2012, 11:57 AM	#7957
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04-17-2012, 01:51 PM	#7958
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04-17-2012, 01:57 PM	#7959
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	__________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

04-17-2012, 03:25 PM	#7962
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04-18-2012, 07:31 AM	#7963
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Rather depressing to pack my kid off for a three day "class retreat" on a dreary rainy Wednesday morning. I'm pretty big on the whole "parent first, friend second" outlook where kids are concerned (i.e. this isn't a "my child is my best friend" lament) ... but I generally enjoy his company. Heh, I also appreciated his take on the absurdity of the trip itself "We're together about 8 hours a day, 180 days a year. If we're not 'bonded" by now, it's just not happening" __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-18-2012, 09:21 AM	#7965
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04-18-2012, 07:01 PM	#7969
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Dear realtors/property management companies: If you are advertising a place to rent online and you have 15,054 pictures of the outside of the place and 0 pictures of the inside of the place....you're doing it wrong. 1 or 2 pictures of the outside is more than enough, however, not showing ANY pictures of the inside of the place, makes zero sense. I'm not going to call you. I'm not going to email you. I'm not going to do your homework for you. Quit being a lazy ass and include pictures of (at least one each): the living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom/s. It ain't that hard. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-19-2012, 11:45 AM	#7970
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Why hasn’t anyone invented Star Wars Lightsaber Wrapping paper? It would be a translucent plastic tube with translucent red/green (light blue/purple/whatever) paper for the top 3/4ths and then silver and black on the bottom. It could come with a cheap lightup in the middle of the tube, maybe. There's gotta be a good way to make this translucent and colored but not transparent so it can still be used as wrapping paper. Kindof like frosted windows or a cheap shower curtain. And, of course, you can fight just like you always do with wrapping paper tubes. George Lucas, get it done. Oh, and JediKooter, if I see this in stores now, I only ask for a lifetime supply and a 1% cut of the sales (not profits- no studio "profits" baloney) because it would sell ridiculously at Christmas and I could retire on just 1% of the sales. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

04-19-2012, 12:20 PM	#7973
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Waited 45 minutes for my adviser for a meeting she never showed up for. Awesome. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

04-19-2012, 02:45 PM	#7976
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Seems like there are a lot of famous/semi-famous people dying this week. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

04-19-2012, 03:13 PM	#7978
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Was home yesterday with a fever. So I laid in bed and, among other things, streamed 6 episodes of Mad Men. It made me REALLY appreciate my wife and kids.

04-19-2012, 03:25 PM	#7979
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Tonto, jump on it. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-19-2012, 03:58 PM	#7981
chadritt High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA	I remember my only meeting with my advisor at my first college. He told me that even though i met all the pre-reqs for a class for my major he wouldnt let me take it since I was a freshman. He WOULD, however, let me place out of it and take the higher level class the following year even though I knew that would be a bad idea. My advisor at my second school was helpful enough though, helped me make sure i met all the requirements I needed to do the external program I wanted.

04-19-2012, 04:01 PM	#7982
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	The two advisors I had were pretty good. However, there wasn't much for them to do. The engineering department was a big flowchart that you had to follow in the correct order. If you were in engineering and couldn't follow the flowchart... well, then maybe poker isn't for you SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

04-19-2012, 04:01 PM	#7983
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I love having a job that allows me to listen to Tool in the middle of the work day

04-19-2012, 08:57 PM	#7985
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	Well, the shit has hit the fan in my school district. Two days ago one of our elementary principals was escorted out of his school. Word had leaked that he had been secretly working on a plan to open a charter school within the district boundaries. It seems fairly certain that he had been using company resources and time to recruit certain teachers and certain parents to follow him. Several teachers in his building knew about this because they were asked. Others were completely blindsided. Our district, like many, is in a precarious financial position. My school would be a prime candidate for the chopping block because it's the most secluded geographically and the oldest structurally. It would devastate the community it is in because it is the town's social epicenter. It's also a state rated A school..so closing it would cut down one of the county's best academic schools. Per se, I have nothing against charter schools....if they can't put the pressure on failing schools, then that's great. But that's not the case here. This says nothing of the underhanded tactics used by the principal and the strong indication that this was pushed personally by the Indiana DOE Superintendent, who worked here years ago and seems to have a beef against the county (my principal put it best when he said that the superintendent is just trying to kill all the witnesses that remember him as a subpar administrator) To top it off, the last two days have exposed holes in the charter school proposal. They claim they'll offer an international baccalaureate, but lack many of the required courses and aren't listed with the organization. They have claimed to have the backing of several local boards, none of which ever voted on it and apparently had single members attempt to speak on the behalf of this board. They are also claiming their openness to all students, but they don't offer transportation and have parental requirements, both of which would keep most of our lower income, rural based families away. It's going to be an incredibly long spring. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

04-20-2012, 12:37 AM	#7986
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Having a serious discussion about porn with your wife is, most likely, not a good idea. Just trust me on this one. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-20-2012, 12:43 AM	#7987
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Pissing outside is seriously underrated.

04-20-2012, 01:45 AM	#7990
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Oops, wrong thread __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 04-20-2012 at 01:47 AM.

04-20-2012, 09:02 AM	#7993
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	My wife has always said she doesn't care if I look at porn. She has always said that it doesn't matter where I get my appetite as long as I come home to eat. This topic has come up a couple of times with a couple that we have been friends with for over 15 years. The wife in the other couple has always said the same thing as my wife. Then, she found her husband looking at porn while on conference calls late at night for work and it turned into a big deal and she wanted to divorce him over it. So, in truth she wasn't fine with it. My wife has done the same thing. I normally don't go to strip clubs just because I don't feel like I need to because I have my wife and out of respect for her anyway. The one time I went to one with a friend while traveling for work, she didn't like the idea. So, she not as open to the idea either, but she still claims she is to this day. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

04-20-2012, 10:26 AM	#7994
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Guys, guys, guys...when any woman says she's 'cool' with something and hasn't provided any evidence to back her statement up, IT'S A TRAP!!!! __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-20-2012, 10:30 AM	#7995
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Austin is set to unveil a new 8 foot tall statue today of Willie Nelson. Yes, today, 4/20. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

04-20-2012, 11:43 AM	#7999
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Nickelback is going to play at the NHL Awards. How do these assholes keep getting work? __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

04-20-2012, 11:48 AM	#8000
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Just read an article on the Guardians site with quotes from Anders Behring Breivik's testimony today. I need to bleach my brain. Christ.

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