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Old 05-13-2022, 06:54 PM   #2101
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Yes! I saw that one yesterday.
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Old 05-13-2022, 11:35 PM   #2102
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Walt being able to bury that money in the desert with his condition was a part of Breaking Bad I found to be highly improbable
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Old 05-14-2022, 10:39 AM   #2103
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Old 05-14-2022, 11:34 AM   #2104
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Just waiting for the Onion article where the apology is for the fact that they weren't children's sizes.
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Old 05-18-2022, 09:44 AM   #2105
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Octopuses torture and eat themselves after mating. Science finally knows why. | Live Science

And people think post-partem depression is bad!
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Old 05-28-2022, 11:21 AM   #2106
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Old 05-28-2022, 12:17 PM   #2107
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Well, this is better than most Reddit threads at this point...
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Old 07-25-2022, 06:15 AM   #2108
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/europ...cli/index.html

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Old 07-25-2022, 07:27 AM   #2109
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That sounds a lot more like "kid left his hand too long in the area where the robot picks up chess pieces" industrial accident as opposed to "Skynet got mad at the humans"

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Old 07-25-2022, 10:40 AM   #2110
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The video looks like the kid didnt do anything unusual, the robot just hated the snotty brat and wanted to teach him a lesson:

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Old 07-25-2022, 12:12 PM   #2111
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The video looks like the kid didnt do anything unusual, the robot just hated the snotty brat and wanted to teach him a lesson:

At least the boy wasn't playing against a Wookiee.
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Old 07-26-2022, 02:28 PM   #2112
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Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war
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Old 07-26-2022, 03:23 PM   #2113
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These are the stories I'm here for

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Old 07-26-2022, 03:31 PM   #2114
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I'm generally against breaking into military bases, but if you are going to, that is a pretty good reason.
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Old 07-26-2022, 05:00 PM   #2115
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Actually, this story gets, um, better...?
https://www.fox13news.com/news/flori...t-deputies-say

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Old 07-26-2022, 05:24 PM   #2116
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I love the detail. Like, if they weren't US aliens or Chinese dragons, this wouldn't have been a big deal.
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Old 08-05-2022, 03:57 PM   #2117
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Old 08-12-2022, 01:26 AM   #2118
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Old 08-12-2022, 11:22 AM   #2119
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Keeping with the wildlife/drugs theme:


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Old 08-12-2022, 11:36 AM   #2120
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"...took the cub to a vet for treatment..."

You mean a detox center?
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Old 08-25-2022, 01:51 PM   #2121
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Old 09-14-2022, 09:04 AM   #2122
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When the world's top chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, withdrew from the tournament following a stunning loss to 19-year-old up-and-comer Hans Niemann, some accused the younger player of cheating. Among the theories was that Niemann used a vibrating prostate massager to play the right moves, speculation that seemingly elicited a tweet from Tesla founder Elon Musk.
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Old 09-14-2022, 09:14 AM   #2123
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I'm trying to figure out how that would work.
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Old 09-17-2022, 05:09 AM   #2124
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Old 09-17-2022, 08:43 AM   #2125
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I appreciate being able to experience Oktoberfest as a 23,24, and 25 year old. Just thought of the train ride to Munich makes my head spin.
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Old 09-18-2022, 02:36 PM   #2126
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'Little heroes': A pair of 6-year-old twin girls used their toys and hair dryer to fend off their mother's attacker, police say

So the number of 6 year olds this guy can fight is less than two.

Imagine being him in prison:

"So what are you in for?"

"I attacked a woman"

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"No, it was her 6 year old girls"
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Old 10-03-2022, 11:42 AM   #2127
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How New Jersey Man Caught Mom's Ex Urinating on Her Grave Daily, He Alleges

I want to know what she did to hurt this man this much. Also, how the hell does he only get a public urination charge? This seems like the definition of defacing and/or desecrating a grave site, no?
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Old 10-22-2022, 03:09 PM   #2128
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Minnesota woman intentionally causes car accident in Dubuque; claims it was to entice human traffickers
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Old 10-27-2022, 02:23 PM   #2129
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I mean, not THAT strange, but the title is good:

"Pope urges priests and nuns to delete porn from their phones"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...n-priests-nuns
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Old 11-10-2022, 07:02 PM   #2130
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This is like 5 or 6 separate stories in one headline:

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Old 11-10-2022, 07:10 PM   #2131
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This is like 5 or 6 separate stories in one headline:

That's an awesome description

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Old 11-23-2022, 02:33 PM   #2132
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Over 200 pounds of marijuana found during NC traffic stop, sheriff’s office says | CBS 17

Bringing 200 pounds from California means these guys are probably pretty serious traffickers. But those mugshots sure make it seem like that’s just their Thanksgiving personal use stash.
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Old 11-30-2022, 11:15 AM   #2133
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Thai Buddhist temple emptied after all the monks test positive for meth

"Drug-Addled Monks" is my next band name.
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Old 12-09-2022, 10:48 PM   #2134
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I had no idea this existed and it's effing insane to read.

All South Koreans to become younger as traditional age system scrapped | South Korea | The Guardian
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Old 12-09-2022, 11:16 PM   #2135
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"The unusual – and increasingly unpopular – custom means a baby born on New Year’s Eve becomes two years old as soon as the clock strikes midnight."

So, if you were born on New Year's Day at 12:01 am, you would be a year younger than your twin that was born on New Year's Eve at 11:59 pm. Madness...

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Old 12-10-2022, 12:25 PM   #2136
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Old 12-10-2022, 04:19 PM   #2137
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Pretty sure it was self defense.

A Minnesota man who said he was at 'war' with squirrels on his property was arrested after missing his target and shooting through his neighbor's window
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Old 12-10-2022, 05:38 PM   #2138
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Is his last name Spackler?
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Old 12-12-2022, 06:31 PM   #2139
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This Dear Abby article popped up on a list of articles recommended to me by Google and it's ... something.

Dear Abby: I have a new wife and a friend I sleep with
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Old 12-20-2022, 02:13 PM   #2140
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“I’ve got 32 years in law enforcement. I do have to say this is probably in the top 5 of most bizarre things that I’ve ever seen," Humphreys County Sheriff Chris Davis said.

Only top 5?!

Probe starts after Tennessee highway workers find heart in road salt - UPI.com
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Old 12-28-2022, 05:37 PM   #2141
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Bill Cosby promoting a possible spring/summer comedy tour qualifies for this thread, I think.
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Old 12-30-2022, 07:22 AM   #2142
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Old 12-30-2022, 08:22 PM   #2143
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John Cleese’s classic “silly walk” burns more calories than a normal gait | Ars Technica

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In fact, just 11 minutes a day of walking like Mr. Teabag was equivalent to 75 minutes of vigorously intense physical activity per week, presenting a novel means of boosting cardiovascular fitness.
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Old 12-30-2022, 08:36 PM   #2144
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Which reminds me of Wegovy. Anyone have any opinions on it, talk with their Dr. etc.?

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Weight loss may begin within the first 4 weeks of treatment with Wegovy, but the full effects of treatment may not be seen for several months or longer.

In studies, weight loss was assessed over a 68-week period.

Patients taking Wegovy lost an average of 35 lbs (15.9 kg), or about 15% of their body weight compared to 6 lbs (2.7 kg), or roughly 2.5% body weight in the placebo group.

Overall, after 68 weeks, 83% of people taking Wegovy lost 5% or more of their weight compared to 31% of people taking a placebo.
I don't qualify based on below but I can see an over-the-counter pill one of these days.

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Wegovy is used in addition to diet and exercise for long-term weight management in adults who are either obese (BMI ≥30 kg/m2) or overweight (BMI ≥27 kg/m2) with at least one weight-related condition such as high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, or high cholesterol.

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Old 12-30-2022, 08:39 PM   #2145
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Umm ...

11 minutes per day vs 75 minutes per week

Lemme see now, 11x7 iiiiiiis ...
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Old 12-30-2022, 08:42 PM   #2146
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I think the point is, compared to basically the same amount of time doing "vigorous physical activity," which walking like Teabag is not.
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Old 01-31-2023, 09:03 AM   #2147
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Warning as video showing Aussie couple in alleged sex act with fish goes viral
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Old 02-01-2023, 06:38 AM   #2148
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Wonder if it was a blowfish
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Old 02-01-2023, 10:40 AM   #2149
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I was innocently scrolling through Tik Tok this morning, when I saw a video with a lady trout-fishing saying she was unaware of that "other" trout video. That made me curious to what she was talking about. I wish I hadn't.

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Old 02-01-2023, 04:25 PM   #2150
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Wished you'd chosen the "trout" option?
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