Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 7: Cameron Diaz

Kodos · 12-22-2005, 08:31 AM

I'm gonna have to go with....

drumroll please.....

Not! She just doesn't do it for me.

Say, what's a good FOFC-safe site to get pictures? Even with Safe Search on, there are all sorts of iffy pictures coming up when I search for one of Cameron.

JeeberD · 12-22-2005, 08:43 AM

Once upon a time she was smokin' hot but now she's too damn skinny and just not all that appealing...

WSUCougar · 12-22-2005, 08:45 AM

I don't dislike her, but have never found her hot.

cuervo72 · 12-22-2005, 08:49 AM

Ditto what Coug said.

jeff061 · 12-22-2005, 08:53 AM

Nope, seems like a cool women in real life though.

KWhit · 12-22-2005, 08:54 AM

Hot.

For a short time a couple of years ago, she was my #1 on the hot scale. She has dropped considerably of late, but she is still most certainly hot.

Ksyrup · 12-22-2005, 08:54 AM

I haven't seen her recently enough to have an opinion. I think Mary was the last movie I've seen that she was in. Wasn't she in The Mask, though? She might get a lifetime appreciation Hot vote from me for that.

KWhit · 12-22-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I haven't seen her recently enough to have an opinion. I think Mary was the last movie I've seen that she was in. Wasn't she in The Mask, though? She might get a lifetime appreciation Hot vote from me for that.

I think it was around the time of Vanilla Sky that made her so appealing to me. Or maybe Charlie's Angels (awful movie, but she was awfully hot).

st.cronin · 12-22-2005, 09:01 AM

I voted 'not' but if you can find her Rolling Stone cover around the time of Something About Mary, you'll be happy. Maybe the best magazine cover ever.

Anthony · 12-22-2005, 09:02 AM

i think she's ok, i voted hot based on lifetime achievement. too skinny though.

but i would want to vigorously pound her vagina with my sledgehammer just to show her what a fag of a man she's dating (Justin Timberlake). then i'd hit her on her face with my man-beast and say with disgust in my voice "now...lick yourself off me".

Ragone · 12-22-2005, 09:03 AM

I think she was hot in Any given sunday.. but went downhill from there

Buccaneer · 12-22-2005, 09:04 AM

After passing on the last few, this one I can safely vote definitely not hot. A white pole with red lipstick smeared all over the top would be hotter.

But it's all relative. Diaz is a beauty compared to the worse looking celebrity of all time - Scarlett Johansen (sp?). The most scaries looking chick I've ever seen being touted as a beauty. Her best photo is far worse than the worst Jolie photo, and that's saying a lot.

rkmsuf · 12-22-2005, 09:06 AM

Now, not hot at all.

Something About Mary and The Mask...spank-o-rama.

JeeberD · 12-22-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

But it's all relative. Diaz is a beauty compared to the worse looking celebrity of all time - Scarlett Johansen (sp?). The most scaries looking chick I've ever seen being touted as a beauty. Her best photo is far worse than the worst Jolie photo, and that's saying a lot.

I just don't get you sometimes, Bucc...

MikeVick7 · 12-22-2005, 09:09 AM

Her laugh TOTALLY ruins it for me. So not hot.

albionmoonlight · 12-22-2005, 09:09 AM

Tough one. I'm going with lifetime achievement hot.

wade moore · 12-22-2005, 09:10 AM

I don't know how anyone every has considered her hot.. this has been the easiest poll for me and if we were voting for most overrated celebrity woman as far as looks, I think she would get my vote.

Anthony · 12-22-2005, 09:17 AM

Scarlett Johansson=newly appointed to my Top 10 Hottie List

just look at her in "The Island" - she's bangtastic.

Eaglesfan27 · 12-22-2005, 09:39 AM

I also went with the lifetime achievement hot.

WSUCougar · 12-22-2005, 10:03 AM

I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority.

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking.

MIJB#19 · 12-22-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Once upon a time she was smokin' hot but now she's too damn skinny and just not all that appealing...

That sums up my opinion pretty well.

Edit: the The Mask reference with smokin' hot was a nice find.

MIJB#19 · 12-22-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority.

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking.

I'm waiting for the Nikkie Plessen or the Jennifer Hoffman hot/not poll to see how a pretty no-name Dutch actresses would do.

Raiders Army · 12-22-2005, 10:41 AM

Icy · 12-22-2005, 11:18 AM

Pretty face, too skinny for my taste, but well yes, she is hot (i don't think i have ever voted "not" for any chick).

moriarty · 12-22-2005, 11:45 AM

Is there a 'depends' option? Sometimes she looks hot to me ... other times not. I'm going to lean towards not here.

Radii · 12-22-2005, 11:58 AM

my first 'Not' vote, a pretty easy one here for me.

Draft Dodger · 12-22-2005, 12:01 PM

Not Hot.
Can't Act.
Annoying as Hell.

Godzilla Blitz · 12-22-2005, 12:10 PM

Damn it. Same as Kodos again. Seven for seven. I thought for sure this one would be different.

I think she was moderately hot a few years ago, but not anymore. Over the hill.

AlexB · 12-22-2005, 12:13 PM

Like anybody here would kick her out of bed for farting!

SFL Cat · 12-22-2005, 12:50 PM

Still hot, despite the naysayers.

pennywisesb · 12-22-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

Not Hot.
Can't Act.
Annoying as Hell.

I couldn't of said it better myself.

Daimyo · 12-22-2005, 01:01 PM

She used to be hot, but not anymore and I usually like girls others consider too skinny.

Desmond · 12-22-2005, 02:04 PM

Amazingly annoying, a beanpole, and dear god that face up close could scare the most hardened of men into a fit of uncontrolled vomiting.

Shes got a nice ass, but it aint near enough.

Glengoyne · 12-22-2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority.

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking.

I voted no because she just does not do it for me. Not is probably a bit too strong a response, but that is how I've been voting(see Anna Kournakova).

As for Uma Thurman...Ghastly is not too far off as a description, but really she has some sort of quality that makes her damn sexy at the same time.

rkmsuf · 12-22-2005, 02:29 PM

Uma is utt bugly.

Schmidty · 12-22-2005, 02:33 PM

Uma is hot, mostly because of squishy spots in all the right places.

And Carmen Diaz is horrible. She isn't very good looking to begin with, so when you add in the fake bubbly personality thing, she's nauseating.

SFL Cat · 12-22-2005, 02:37 PM

Next to Uma, Carmen is the hottie of the Century.

gkb · 12-22-2005, 02:48 PM

She was hot in "The Mask", but since then...meh.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it.

moriarty · 12-22-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Uma is utt bugly.

What? I can't believe people are bashing Uma. She's sexy in a big way.

JasonC23 · 12-22-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriarty

What? I can't believe people are bashing Uma. She's sexy in a big nose way.

Fixed.

WSUCougar · 12-22-2005, 03:14 PM

Uma's face looks like she's worked in a methane plant her entire life.

Kodos · 12-22-2005, 03:16 PM

Uma kicks Cameron's ass hands down.

Desmond · 12-22-2005, 03:21 PM

Uma Thurman is big, lusty, sensual, pouty, meaty, curvy and just plain out balls to the wall edibleicious. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.

WSUCougar · 12-22-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

Uma Thurman is big, lusty, sensual, pouty, meaty, curvy and just plain out balls to the wall edibleicious. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.

Pass the Szechuan pork, comrade.

moriarty · 12-22-2005, 03:34 PM

Let the Uma poll commence. You fools will realize just how much of a minority you are.

cthomer5000 · 12-22-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Let the Uma poll commence. You fools will realize just how much of a minority you are.

I second this. We need this poll. Uma will get shut down.

WSUCougar · 12-22-2005, 03:41 PM

Just for giggles I Googled Uma, and felt like I was looking at the squid department of the local seafood market.

cthomer5000 · 12-22-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes.

There is sometihng about Scarlet Johansen's face that isn't quite right, IMHO. Like there isn't enough space between her nose and her lips or something.

sovereignstar · 12-22-2005, 03:42 PM

cthomer5000 · 12-22-2005, 03:52 PM

View Poll Results: Cameron Diaz is...
Hot!	40	32.00%
Not!	85	68.00%
Voters: 125. You may not vote on this poll

12-22-2005, 08:43 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Once upon a time she was smokin' hot but now she's too damn skinny and just not all that appealing... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-22-2005, 08:45 AM	#3
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I don't dislike her, but have never found her hot. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-22-2005, 08:49 AM	#4
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Ditto what Coug said. __________________ null

12-22-2005, 08:53 AM	#5
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Nope, seems like a cool women in real life though. __________________

12-22-2005, 08:54 AM	#6
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Hot. For a short time a couple of years ago, she was my #1 on the hot scale. She has dropped considerably of late, but she is still most certainly hot.

12-22-2005, 08:54 AM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I haven't seen her recently enough to have an opinion. I think Mary was the last movie I've seen that she was in. Wasn't she in The Mask, though? She might get a lifetime appreciation Hot vote from me for that. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 12-22-2005 at 08:55 AM.

12-22-2005, 09:01 AM	#9
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I voted 'not' but if you can find her Rolling Stone cover around the time of Something About Mary, you'll be happy. Maybe the best magazine cover ever. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-22-2005, 09:02 AM	#10
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i think she's ok, i voted hot based on lifetime achievement. too skinny though. but i would want to vigorously pound her vagina with my sledgehammer just to show her what a fag of a man she's dating (Justin Timberlake). then i'd hit her on her face with my man-beast and say with disgust in my voice "now...lick yourself off me".

12-22-2005, 09:03 AM	#11
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	I think she was hot in Any given sunday.. but went downhill from there

12-22-2005, 09:04 AM	#12
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	After passing on the last few, this one I can safely vote definitely not hot. A white pole with red lipstick smeared all over the top would be hotter. But it's all relative. Diaz is a beauty compared to the worse looking celebrity of all time - Scarlett Johansen (sp?). The most scaries looking chick I've ever seen being touted as a beauty. Her best photo is far worse than the worst Jolie photo, and that's saying a lot.

12-22-2005, 09:06 AM	#13
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Now, not hot at all. Something About Mary and The Mask...spank-o-rama. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-22-2005, 09:09 AM	#15
MikeVick7 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ron, Mexico	Her laugh TOTALLY ruins it for me. So not hot. __________________ Hattrick - Seattle Reign (224367)

12-22-2005, 09:09 AM	#16
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Tough one. I'm going with lifetime achievement hot.

12-22-2005, 09:17 AM	#18
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	Scarlett Johansson=newly appointed to my Top 10 Hottie List just look at her in "The Island" - she's bangtastic.

12-22-2005, 09:39 AM	#19
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I also went with the lifetime achievement hot. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

12-22-2005, 10:03 AM	#20
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I must admit, the current results of this poll (65% Not) surprise me somewhat. I thought I was in the minority. As for Scarlet Johansen, I think she is a rather plain looking woman who has been "glammed up" due to her acting success. She's not bad looking, but not a beauty either, in my eyes. Now the poll I'm waiting for is Uma Thurman..I think she is downright ghastly looking. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-22-2005, 10:41 AM	#23
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Not.

12-22-2005, 11:18 AM	#24
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Pretty face, too skinny for my taste, but well yes, she is hot (i don't think i have ever voted "not" for any chick).

12-22-2005, 11:45 AM	#25
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Is there a 'depends' option? Sometimes she looks hot to me ... other times not. I'm going to lean towards not here.

12-22-2005, 11:58 AM	#26
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	my first 'Not' vote, a pretty easy one here for me.

12-22-2005, 12:01 PM	#27
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	Not Hot. Can't Act. Annoying as Hell. __________________ Mile High Hockey

12-22-2005, 12:10 PM	#28
Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Damn it. Same as Kodos again. Seven for seven. I thought for sure this one would be different. I think she was moderately hot a few years ago, but not anymore. Over the hill.

12-22-2005, 12:13 PM	#29
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Like anybody here would kick her out of bed for farting! __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

12-22-2005, 12:50 PM	#30
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Still hot, despite the naysayers.

12-22-2005, 01:01 PM	#32
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	She used to be hot, but not anymore and I usually like girls others consider too skinny.

12-22-2005, 02:04 PM	#33
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Amazingly annoying, a beanpole, and dear god that face up close could scare the most hardened of men into a fit of uncontrolled vomiting. Shes got a nice ass, but it aint near enough.

12-22-2005, 02:29 PM	#35
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Uma is utt bugly. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-22-2005, 02:33 PM	#36
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Uma is hot, mostly because of squishy spots in all the right places. And Carmen Diaz is horrible. She isn't very good looking to begin with, so when you add in the fake bubbly personality thing, she's nauseating. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

12-22-2005, 02:37 PM	#37
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Next to Uma, Carmen is the hottie of the Century.

12-22-2005, 02:48 PM	#38
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	She was hot in "The Mask", but since then...meh. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

12-22-2005, 03:14 PM	#41
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Uma's face looks like she's worked in a methane plant her entire life. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

12-22-2005, 03:16 PM	#42
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Uma kicks Cameron's ass hands down.

12-22-2005, 03:21 PM	#43
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	Uma Thurman is big, lusty, sensual, pouty, meaty, curvy and just plain out balls to the wall edibleicious. Anyone who disagrees is a communist.

12-22-2005, 03:34 PM	#45
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Let the Uma poll commence. You fools will realize just how much of a minority you are.