Ruh Roh

Coffee Warlord · 09-12-2013, 07:16 PM

It's not every day a doctor flat out tells you you have super sperm, and conceiving should have been practically impossible.

#2 is on the way. Fuck.

Matthean · 09-12-2013, 07:24 PM

Congrats?

DaddyTorgo · 09-12-2013, 09:10 PM

Congrats

Julio Riddols · 09-12-2013, 09:20 PM

EagleFan · 09-12-2013, 09:24 PM

Congrats... But it's not #2, I am sensing twins.... or more...

Coffee Warlord · 09-12-2013, 09:28 PM

I will so cut you.

(Thankfully, we already know it's not twins.)

Bad-example · 09-12-2013, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

It's not every day a doctor flat out tells you you have super sperm, and conceiving should have been practically impossible.

#2 is on the way. Fuck.

Impressive, but it will be your body's amazing ability to produce the odd Chinese super sperm that will get you in the record books. Cheers!

Kodos · 09-12-2013, 10:09 PM

It's all that coffee. Those little guys are WIRED.

Apathetic Lurker · 09-12-2013, 10:16 PM

OCTODAD !

cuervo72 · 09-12-2013, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I will so cut you.

(Thankfully, we already know it's not twins.)

If someone was cut properly we wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place.

MacroGuru · 09-12-2013, 10:56 PM

I feel for you Coffee...

My 8 yr is here because of super sperm / botched vascectomy....I wouldn't trade it for the world, but the 5 yr gap between him and my 13 yr old caused grief on getting used to things...

Poli · 09-13-2013, 05:45 AM

Congrats, Warlord!

Lathum · 09-13-2013, 06:17 AM

Congrats, I will tell you having a 4 month old and a 3 year old things get a lot harder once the second one comes around

Butter · 09-13-2013, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

My 8 yr is here because of super sperm / botched vascectomy....

I don't like hearing these "bad vasectomy" stories. Not at all.

CU Tiger · 09-13-2013, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I don't like hearing these "bad vasectomy" stories. Not at all.

Which is why my wife had a tubal after #2...as I like to tell her "She is through, I am undecided"

Coffee Warlord · 09-13-2013, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Congrats, I will tell you having a 4 month old and a 3 year old things get a lot harder once the second one comes around

That's the part I'm really not looking forward to. I was never dead set against only 1 child, but my close to 3 year old is crazy enough for 6 or 7 kids. I'm sure they'll be fine when the second is old enough. It's the whole getting there part.

That, and figuring out how the hell I'm going to pay to get my basement finished, since we need the space now.

BYU 14 · 09-13-2013, 08:55 AM

Congrats CW!

AnalBumCover · 09-13-2013, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Fuck.

Isn't this what you said in the Parents thread?

Congrats!

Suicane75 · 09-13-2013, 09:22 AM

I always knew you had quality sperm, I could just feel it.

Autumn · 09-13-2013, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

That's the part I'm really not looking forward to. I was never dead set against only 1 child, but my close to 3 year old is crazy enough for 6 or 7 kids. I'm sure they'll be fine when the second is old enough. It's the whole getting there part.

That, and figuring out how the hell I'm going to pay to get my basement finished, since we need the space now.

As anyone will tell you, two kids is a lot more work, but I wouldn't have it any other way. It's twice the work and three times the fun, as someone told me, but maybe it's three times the work and twice the fun. Either way it's such an eye-opener to see how different your next kid is, and I think it's really great for them both to have each other and to be part of that larger family unit. Good luck.

And yeah, anyone counting on their vasectomy, make sure you went back for those tests after the fact. Rather important. ;-)

JAG · 09-13-2013, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

That, and figuring out how the hell I'm going to pay to get my basement finished, since we need the space now.

Funny, we did that when our second was incubating also and it's a good thing we did. Congrats.

cougarfreak · 09-15-2013, 06:57 AM

Shudders...........

Backs out of the thread.

bulletsponge · 09-15-2013, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

It's not every day a doctor flat out tells you you have super sperm, and conceiving should have been practically impossible.

#2 is on the way. Fuck.

congrats was it you or the missus that got "fixed"?

cody8200 · 09-15-2013, 01:43 PM

We have 2 - a 4 year old and 18 month old. My 18 month old is a tornado of crazy but I couldn't be happier we have them. It was certainly easier which just the one but your 3 year old will love having the new one around and should be a good helper. In the interim, hang in there.

law90026 · 09-16-2013, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Congrats, I will tell you having a 4 month old and a 3 year old things get a lot harder once the second one comes around

True story.

Passacaglia · 09-16-2013, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I will so cut you.

(Thankfully, we already know it's not twins.)

Congrats. Ours are 27 months apart, and when they casually told us, "yeah, it's twins," we pretty much flipped out.

Chief Rum · 09-16-2013, 11:57 AM

Way to go, CW!

finketr · 09-16-2013, 02:49 PM

congrats, CW>

Coffee Warlord · 11-22-2013, 08:47 AM

Double ruh roh. It's got a vagina.

For any of you looking for baby shower gifts for me, I'm thinking shotgun.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 11-22-2013, 08:52 AM

Girls are great. Have two of them and they're fantastic.

Tea parties and Barbie dolls in your future.

CleBrownsfan · 11-22-2013, 08:57 AM

Congrats CW!!!

Lathum · 11-22-2013, 09:48 AM

grats! My second one is a girl, she is amazing and at 6 months already has me wrapped around her finger

JAG · 11-23-2013, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Girls are great. Have two of them and they're fantastic.

+1

JeeberD · 11-26-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

grats! My second one is a girl, she is amazing and at 6 months already has me wrapped around her finger

Just wait until she starts saying Dada in her high pitched baby voice. Rae started saying it about a week ago and it's the best thing ever...

Lathum · 11-26-2013, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Just wait until she starts saying Dada in her high pitched baby voice. Rae started saying it about a week ago and it's the best thing ever...

yeah, she does that now, it's pretty darn cute

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