Awkward - Page 2

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Maybe this is Michael W. Smith?

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

These two lines are what confuse me:

"He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend..."
"The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball..."

How can the hotel call bust her if they confirmed her reservation?

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:24 PM

she's going to sleep with Travis Tritt? EWWWWWWWW.

flere-imsaho · 12-03-2004, 03:24 PM

Maybe this will help:

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

Ah another twist in the puzzle, I think.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

glad you were able to clear up that one, tiny, aspect of the whole clusterfuck of questions.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:25 PM

That is so freakin awesome, flere.

cartman · 12-03-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.

Now, we all ask, when is the phone call gonna be made, and can we show up to see you and your crew throw down?

Calis · 12-03-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Ah another twist in the puzzle, I think.

I'm actually MORE confused from the clarification.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:26 PM

This thread needs an auto-refresh option.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

if this board ever gets avatars, I'm using flere's picture.

Swaggs · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Maybe this will help:

Wait! I'm confused...is Lenny Kravitz the rock star now?

cthomer5000 · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

that illustration is amazing.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

25 people veiwing this thread.

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Maybe this will help:

Funniest.Post.EVER!

Absolutely LOL, literally.

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

So why did he need to confirm it? I'm picturing the conversation going like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying in a hotel in [city] with a friend. Here's the number"
boy: "OK thanks, I'll check this out."

[later that day]

hotel desk clerK: "hello?"
boy: "yes, is this reservation valid?"
hotel desk clerk: "yes"
boy: "thanks"

[more time passes]

boy: "I've got you! You shouldn't need a hotel in [city]!"
girl: "crap! you are a super sleuth!"

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:27 PM

Flere with an out of the blue classic post. Well done.

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.

Woohoo! I'll keep it forever safe in my underwear drawer...

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So why did he need to confirm it? I'm picturing the conversation going like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying in a hotel in [city] with a friend. Here's the number"
boy: "OK thanks, I'll check this out."

[later that day]

hotel desk clerK: "hello?"
boy: "yes, is this reservation valid?"
hotel desk clerk: "yes"
boy: "thanks"

[more time passes]

boy: "I've got you! You shouldn't need a hotel in [city]!"
girl: "crap! you are a super sleuth!"

No. It went like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying with a friend - NOT IN A HOTEL, SO DON'T CALL THE HOLIDAY INN ON ELM STREET. SERIOUSLY."
boy: "Ummm.. OK."

JeeberD · 12-03-2004, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So why did he need to confirm it? I'm picturing the conversation going like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying in a hotel in [city] with a friend. Here's the number"
boy: "OK thanks, I'll check this out."

[later that day]

hotel desk clerK: "hello?"
boy: "yes, is this reservation valid?"
hotel desk clerk: "yes"
boy: "thanks"

[more time passes]

boy: "I've got you! You shouldn't need a hotel in [city]!"
girl: "crap! you are a super sleuth!"

I think what that means is that she shouldn't have needed a hotel room since she was staying with a friend, but the best friend found out about it, called the hotel, and found out for sure that she was staying there.

That's what busted her (I think)...

bbor · 12-03-2004, 03:31 PM

I have a headache

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Maybe this will help:

Did anyone else actually not even laugh, but instead use this MSPaint depiction to actually decipher what actually happened?

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I think what that means is that she shouldn't have needed a hotel room since she was staying with a friend, but the best friend found out about it, called the hotel, and found out for sure that she was staying there.

That's what busted her (I think)...

Yep.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.

but not the GF of the BF?
or the RS that the GF of the BF knows (or the C of the GF, or the SO of the F)?
because they all should really sign it.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:33 PM

All this thread needs now is a schoolteacher and a catholic priest...

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:33 PM

I'd still like to know the name of the band.

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:33 PM

I am not sure if I want Michael W. Smith's autograph.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Did anyone else actually not even laugh, but instead use this MSPaint depiction to actually decipher what actually happened?

I did.

That illustration is brilliant.

MikeVic · 12-03-2004, 03:33 PM

I can't view this thread any longer until I get home... too funny.. too many laughs.. what a way to end a work-week.

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Maybe this will help:

Do the arrows infer sex? Cuz if so... wow.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I have a headache

that's what the GF of the BF said too, but, in reality, it was an excuse. she'd be skipping out on the SO of the F and the BF with an unknown RS, but the GF (of F - not THE F - and not the GF of the BF) had no idea.

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:34 PM

Flasch needs to make more puzzles for us, this was fun.

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Do the arrows infer sex? Cuz if so... wow.

HA!

Actually, they imply sex.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Flasch needs to make more puzzles for us, this was fun.

aha! it's Winston Churchill!

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:35 PM

Someone better save flere's diagram to their hard drive. It may become as classic as SkyDog's undies.

Calis · 12-03-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I think what that means is that she shouldn't have needed a hotel room since she was staying with a friend, but the best friend found out about it, called the hotel, and found out for sure that she was staying there.

That's what busted her (I think)...

But he said that SHE told him about the hotel room..why would she tell him?

So many questions.

GrantDawg · 12-03-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

All this thread needs now is a schoolteacher and a catholic priest...

So Flasch's GF, BF, a catholic priest and a school teacher go shopping for underwear....

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Do the arrows infer sex? Cuz if so... wow.

Do we have lesbians?

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:36 PM

Flasch's title should be changed from "Starter" to "Wordsmith". He has a gift, we should acknowledge it.

Draft Dodger · 12-03-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

HA!

Actually, they imply sex.

but, I think the BF of F is just an F, not a real BF

GoldenEagle · 12-03-2004, 03:37 PM

This puzzle is still far from being solved. I am sill trying to figure out who Michael W. Smith is.

Desnudo · 12-03-2004, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Calis

But he said that SHE told him about the hotel room..why would she tell him?

So many questions.

I propose we form a FOFC fact-finding commission and dispatch it to Jacksonville immediately.

Fidatelo · 12-03-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

HA!

Actually, they imply sex.

Crap he's contagious! Flee the thread, flee the thread!!!

KWhit · 12-03-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I propose we form a FOFC fact-finding commission and dispatch it to Jacksonville immediately.

I'll "interview" the GF. You can have the Rock Star.

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

but, I think the BF of F is just an F, not a real BF

So? BF's can have sex but F's can't? That's F'd up.

Franklinnoble · 12-03-2004, 03:40 PM

I still want pictures...

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

Flasch's title should be changed from "Starter" to "Wordsmith". He has a gift, we should acknowledge it.

AHAHA, SKYDOG..PLEASE

korme · 12-03-2004, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

I'll "interview" the GF. You can have the Rock Star.

The GF or the GF's cousin? If so, count me in for the other one.

Flasch186 · 12-03-2004, 03:41 PM

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

Buzzbee · 12-03-2004, 03:41 PM

Hey Franklin, if you ever miss QOTM, just read this thread. It is gold!

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