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Old 02-03-2004, 08:16 AM   #1
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I have no way to post this pic, but if you go to google and type, "frozenpipesinthegarage," you'll find one of several links to a pretty incredible and funny picture. Maybe someone can save it and post it.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:23 AM   #2
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Wow.

That's kind of a bummer.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:26 AM   #3
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Reason #3,837,502 that I'm glad I live in the South.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:26 AM   #4
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well, at least they have AAA.

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Old 02-03-2004, 08:42 AM   #5
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Yeah, I saw that. Pretty funny. I guess this gets claimed on their homeowners insurance, as opposed to auto insurance.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:44 AM   #6
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Reason #3,837,502 that I'm glad I live in the South.

There are this many reasons I DON'T live in the south. All of them are named "Bubba" and are huge NASCAR fans.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:46 AM   #7
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There are this many reasons I DON'T live in the south. All of them are named "Bubba" and are huge NASCAR fans.

Believe it or not, there are actually places in the south where Bubba won't bother you. Just stay away from the Wal-Marts and you'll be fine.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:52 AM   #8
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Believe it or not, there are actually places in the south where Bubba won't bother you. Just stay away from the Wal-Marts and you'll be fine.
Speaking of Wal-Marts in the South, you'll get a kick out of this one. Tucker's Homecoming Queen is in a quandary. Her parents have decided that it is time for her to get a part-time job for the rest of her Senior year to begin to learn responsibility in anticipation of going off to college. Knowing that people often come to me looking for responsible teenagers to work for them, she came over and asked SWMBO and I to be on the lookout because (her words), "My parents want me to work at Wal-Mart! I'm afraid to even go IN there! These Redneck and Mexican guys follow you everywhere you go! Seriously, can you imagine ME working in Wal-Mart???"

Seeing the Homecoming Queen working the checkout register at WalMart? Priceless!

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Old 02-03-2004, 08:54 AM   #9
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Speaking of Wal-Marts in the South, you'll get a kick out of this one. Tucker's Homecoming Queen is in a quandary. Her parents have decided that it is time for her to get a part-time job for the rest of her Senior year to begin to learn responsibility in anticipation of going off to college. Knowing that people often come to me looking for responsible teenagers to work for them, she came over and asked SWMBO and I to be on the lookout because (her words), "My parents want me to work at Wal-Mart! I'm afraid to even go IN there! These Redneck and Mexican guys follow you everywhere you go! Seriously, can you imagine ME working in Wal-Mart???"

Seeing the Homecoming Queen working the checkout register at WalMart? Priceless!




Sounds like it would be good for her...
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:55 AM   #10
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Every time I have to go in the Wal-Mart in Tucker, I'm reminded of one of my father's pet phrases: "It was so crowded that every nigga was there but Niggademus, every cracka but Crackatoa, and every Spic but Spic-and-Span!"

He wasn't exactly P.C. either, ya see...
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:57 AM   #11
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Sounds like it would be good for her...
Apparently the "straw that broke the camel's back" was a $250 cell phone bill that came in the mail yesterday. Believe me, I'm tempted not to do any asking around.
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Old 02-03-2004, 09:05 AM   #12
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Sounds like it would be good for her...

Let's be real. Have you ever had a beautiful and popular girl/woman at your wage slave job? Do you remember them ever doing a lick of work?

flash a dimple... touch the manager on the shoulder when she speaks to him... and it's six-hour coffee break time.
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Old 02-03-2004, 09:08 AM   #13
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Let's be real. Have you ever had a beautiful and popular girl/woman at your wage slave job? Do you remember them ever doing a lick of work?

flash a dimple... touch the manager on the shoulder when she speaks to him... and it's six-hour coffee break time.

I don't know what kind of shop you are operating but I make sure they earn their keep in what ever way is necessary...
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Old 02-03-2004, 09:15 AM   #14
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There are this many reasons I DON'T live in the south. All of them are named "Bubba" and are huge NASCAR fans.

I have a cousin who lives in Ohio whose given name is Bubba. He is jewish, and a lumberjack.
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:05 PM   #15
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Apparently the "straw that broke the camel's back" was a $250 cell phone bill that came in the mail yesterday. Believe me, I'm tempted not to do any asking around.

You'd better not show her yours....
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Old 02-03-2004, 12:54 PM   #16
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water pipes dont usually run through the roof. In this picture the roof shows considerable damage. I would be more inclined to conclude that this damage was caused by a collapse of part of the roof allowing bad weather inside. You can also see water that ran down the right corner of the room. There also seems to be some snow on the cars which lends itself to the roof theory. And finally, you can see the formation of water stalagtites on the bottom of the cars.
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:01 PM   #17
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Dola--

Every time I have to go in the Wal-Mart in Tucker, I'm reminded of one of my father's pet phrases:

LMAO. Y'know, I believe reading that classic was the first time all day I was glad to be awake instead of asleep.
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:40 PM   #18
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water pipes dont usually run through the roof. In this picture the roof shows considerable damage. I would be more inclined to conclude that this damage was caused by a collapse of part of the roof allowing bad weather inside. You can also see water that ran down the right corner of the room. There also seems to be some snow on the cars which lends itself to the roof theory. And finally, you can see the formation of water stalagtites on the bottom of the cars.

I was thinking that actually the pipe had broken somewhere else, and flooded the area above the garage. That would provide for the water draining down everywhere. Then when you posted this I checked again, and see all of the insulation hanging down above. I am not sure if you would insulation between a garage and the floor above it. I wouldn't think so, but then again I live in Dessert.
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:42 PM   #19
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I am not sure if you would insulation between a garage and the floor above it. I wouldn't think so, but then again I live in Dessert.

I know, the hot fudge does things to your mind, doesn't it?
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Old 02-03-2004, 04:47 PM   #20
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water pipes dont usually run through the roof. In this picture the roof shows considerable damage. I would be more inclined to conclude that this damage was caused by a collapse of part of the roof allowing bad weather inside. You can also see water that ran down the right corner of the room. There also seems to be some snow on the cars which lends itself to the roof theory. And finally, you can see the formation of water stalagtites on the bottom of the cars.
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:56 PM   #21
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I know, the hot fudge does things to your mind, doesn't it?

You know I typed it desert first, and then my mind said no two Ss in the place..right? I guess not.
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:14 PM   #22
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Oh look lets all laugh at Glengoyne for not spelling correctly....*points and laughs* Fuck you bitch the beef aint dead.
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:20 PM   #23
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I know, the hot fudge does things to your mind, doesn't it?

it's funny 'cause it's true...
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:27 PM   #24
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Noop, be honest, If I hadn't come clean there is NO chance you would have even figured out what Ksyrup meant.

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Old 02-03-2004, 08:09 PM   #25
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Yeah, I saw that. Pretty funny. I guess this gets claimed on their homeowners insurance, as opposed to auto insurance.

Auto damage to your own automobiles is generally excluded on homeowner policies. I imagine that they will be forced to make three separate auto claims with three deductibles.
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Old 02-03-2004, 08:34 PM   #26
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Auto damage to your own automobiles is generally excluded on homeowner policies. I imagine that they will be forced to make three separate auto claims with three deductibles.

That's what I was wondering. I'd have to look at mine to be sure. I can see an argument for one versus the other, but I guess if it's excluded, it's excluded.
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Old 02-03-2004, 09:13 PM   #27
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I am not sure if you would insulation between a garage and the floor above it. I wouldn't think so, but then again I live in Dessert.

You might for soundproofing. We have insulation in most interior walls in our house, and will be putting it in the ceiling in the basement when we finish it. I could definitely see someone putting it above a noisy garage.
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Old 02-03-2004, 11:13 PM   #28
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wow that would suck...
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Old 02-03-2004, 11:25 PM   #29
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I was thinking that actually the pipe had broken somewhere else, and flooded the area above the garage. That would provide for the water draining down everywhere. Then when you posted this I checked again, and see all of the insulation hanging down above. I am not sure if you would insulation between a garage and the floor above it. I wouldn't think so, but then again I live in Dessert.

Well I would think that you may or may not insulate the garage, and the floor above the garage. In my house, the garage is usually the coldest room in the house. Since most garages dont have any heating, it would make sense in a place where it gets really cold to insulate the floor above the garage.

After thinking about this even more, I have to conclude that a pipe probably did burst. When I made my initial observation I forgot to factor in that its much colder in michigan then it is here. That being the case, they would not see any rain this time of year. Furthermore the amount of frozen water inside the garage lends credance to the theory of the busted pipe. However, one has to wonder how a pipe would burst in a heated room. That is of course, unless they shut the heat off to the whole house when they left. All of the pipes in my house never have a problem freezing, because they are not exposed to cold air since there is no crawl space.

I think that without any further pictures, or further information, it is hard to make a conclusive statement given the facts.
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:48 AM   #30
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Whatever way necessary, eh? You bad, bad boy...

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Old 02-04-2004, 12:57 AM   #31
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[quote] water pipes dont usually run through the roof. [quote]

Tell that to the idiots that built the neighborhood I currently rent in. Ever see water spots develope on the ceiling because of leaky pipes? I have. Damned plumbers had to crawl around in the attic to cut out the pipe and replace it. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:34 AM   #32
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:51 AM   #33
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I live in Pennsylvania.

Just last week, when it was really cold, we accidentally left the side door to our garage open. Just one night of that was enough that a water pipe IN THE INSULATED WALL BETWEEN THE GARAGE AND THE HOUSE froze. It didn't break, but it froze.
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Old 02-04-2004, 08:53 AM   #34
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I live in Pennsylvania.

Just last week, when it was really cold, we accidentally left the side door to our garage open. Just one night of that was enough that a water pipe IN THE INSULATED WALL BETWEEN THE GARAGE AND THE HOUSE froze. It didn't break, but it froze.

FYI I've tried that with the cat but the damn hair keeps them from freezing. Moral of the story -- if you are going to try and freeze a cat shave it first...
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Old 02-04-2004, 09:04 AM   #35
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the damn hair keeps them from freezing.

Evolution's funny like that.
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