CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!1

Subby · 10-04-2010, 02:15 PM

Chicken Nuggets Are Made From This Pink Goop

This is mechanically separated chicken. Chickens are turned into this goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and juicy chicken patties. It's obscenely gross and borderline alien but it's not going to stop me from eating nuggets. They're too good.

The process works a little something like this:

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There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be refalvored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

Yeah, that's just disgustin. But I can't shake my roots. I'm a chicken nugget fan (and all around fat food guy) for life.

JediKooter · 10-04-2010, 02:24 PM

MMMM. I know what I'm having tonight!

Greyroofoo · 10-04-2010, 02:25 PM

It looks like strawberry ice cream!

RedKingGold · 10-04-2010, 02:25 PM

It's not just chicken nuggets, I too am made of pink goop.

DaddyTorgo · 10-04-2010, 02:30 PM

Yes. You didn't see that Jamie Oliver show food revolution??

Old news.

Grossness.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 10-04-2010, 02:31 PM

Soylent Pink.

JediKooter · 10-04-2010, 02:32 PM

This is funny, considering that people didn't like the 'dark meat' nuggets and that's why there is only 'white meat' nuggets now. Even though the dark meat nuggets tasted better and were more juicy.

cuervo72 · 10-04-2010, 02:32 PM

They're really going overboard with this Breast Cancer Awareness stuff...

Swaggs · 10-04-2010, 02:35 PM

They sure taste good with Sweet and Sour or BBQ sauce, though!

bbor · 10-04-2010, 02:42 PM

My poo often looks like this....hmmm

Subby · 10-04-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Yes. You didn't see that Jamie Oliver show food revolution??.

I had it recorded.

THANKS FOR RUINING IT FOR ME.

heybrad · 10-04-2010, 02:56 PM

So at least it really is chicken (just mechnically, chemically F'd up chicken)? I have a vegatarian friend who eats chicken nuggets because he says they aren't really chicken.

Mustang · 10-04-2010, 03:04 PM

2 girls, 1 nugget

Jughead Spock · 10-04-2010, 03:18 PM

Wait, wait... chicken nuggets, or chicken MCnuggets. This is important.

DaddyTorgo · 10-04-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jughead Spock

Wait, wait... chicken nuggets, or chicken MCnuggets. This is important.

all nuggets

lordscarlet · 10-04-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

So at least it really is chicken (just mechnically, chemically F'd up chicken)? I have a vegatarian friend who eats chicken nuggets because he says they aren't really chicken.

Your friend is an idiot.

Passacaglia · 10-04-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lordscarlet

Your friend is an idiot.

I think you mean "Hey Brad -- your friend is an idiot."

MizzouRah · 10-04-2010, 03:38 PM

Wow.. that's fcking disgusting.

Buccaneer · 10-04-2010, 03:42 PM

??? Meat slurry has been around a while.

Edit: Like hot dogs and other formed meat products.

Rizon · 10-04-2010, 04:00 PM

If everything looked that good I'd weigh 450 pounds.

bulletsponge · 10-04-2010, 04:08 PM

looks like clown poo

Buccaneer · 10-04-2010, 04:19 PM

I remember back in the 1970s going on a field trip to a place that made hot dogs. Saw the same kind of goop but I don't recall it being pink. I know they added food coloring to hot dogs (and bologna and other shit like that) but maybe chicken is different.

heybrad · 10-04-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lordscarlet

Your friend is an idiot.

That was never really in doubt.

JediKooter · 10-04-2010, 04:39 PM

I don't care. As long as it doesn't taste like what it looks like.

Warhammer · 10-04-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2

Soylent Pink.

So much for my Soylent Pink is chickens comment.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-04-2010, 05:26 PM

Don't fall for it, guys. Subby just posted a picture of all the fat he lost once he started working out. I didn't know he was storing that shit.

Ksyrup · 10-04-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

??? Meat slurry has been around a while.

Edit: Like hot dogs and other formed meat products.

Arby's roast beef starts as a slurry.

CU Tiger · 10-04-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Arby's roast beef starts as a slurry.

nah thats why they actually have a slicer in the back...

tarcone · 10-04-2010, 06:17 PM

Its all pink inside.

Neon_Chaos · 10-04-2010, 06:45 PM

Balut

Greyroofoo · 10-04-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Don't fall for it, guys. Subby just posted a picture of all the fat he lost once he started working out. I didn't know he was storing that shit.

All Chicken Nuggets are made of Subby's fat!?!?!!?!?2?!?!11

Ksyrup · 10-04-2010, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

nah thats why they actually have a slicer in the back...

I said it starts as a slurry. It's formed and turned into a solid, then sliced to make it look like real meat.

My firm does franchising work for Yum brands and a several other fast food franchise owners, and I've heard some stories that make me wish I hadn't heard them.

Buccaneer · 10-04-2010, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Arby's roast beef starts as a slurry.

Didn't think about that.

mauchow · 10-04-2010, 07:51 PM

Okie dokie, my fast food days are over...except for wendy's burgers...

Buccaneer · 10-04-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mauboy1

Okie dokie, my fast food days are over...except for wendy's burgers...

Ksyrup, you want to tell him and me?

thesloppy · 10-04-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Arby's roast beef starts as a slurry.

So does plenty of lunch meat at supermarkets. If your turkey/roast beef/crab has air bubbles in it, that's a pretty good sign you're eating meat-doh.

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-04-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

They're really going overboard with this Breast Cancer Awareness stuff...

Nice job!

Subby · 10-04-2010, 08:43 PM

That's fine - just don't eat the chili there.

MizzouRah · 10-04-2010, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Arby's roast beef starts as a slurry.

Thank God for Lion's Choice!

MizzouRah · 10-04-2010, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

??? Meat slurry has been around a while.

Edit: Like hot dogs and other formed meat products.

I thought McNuggets, at least the ones from MacDees was real pieces of chicken cut into cubes.. I didn't know it looked like that with chemicals and what not.

I don't eat hot dogs or bologna.. I don't eat McNuggets either, but the kiddos do.

General Mike · 10-04-2010, 10:14 PM

I always hear these commercials on the radio for Boars head deli meats, and they are always talking about other chicken using fillers, seaweed and other crap. Ugg

DaddyTorgo · 10-04-2010, 10:21 PM

mmm boar's head for me!

CU Tiger · 10-04-2010, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I said it starts as a slurry. It's formed and turned into a solid, then sliced to make it look like real meat.

My firm does franchising work for Yum brands and a several other fast food franchise owners, and I've heard some stories that make me wish I hadn't heard them.

you would certainly know better than me...but I was under the impression that Arby's actually used full beef roasts to slice and make their sandwich meat....guess not.

thesloppy · 10-04-2010, 10:35 PM

If I had to guess about other things that were likely made out of slurry:

Most of the meats at Subway/Quiznos/any-sandwich-shop.
Any chicken or fish sandwich at any fast food place.
Any sort of turkey-bastardization....turkey-bacon, turkey-ham, turkey-roni.
Half the ham/turkey/chicken in the supermarket.
Spam (obviously).
Any sort of meat that comes in a can.

boberot · 10-04-2010, 10:41 PM

Damn you guys.

I'm going to go have a glass of filtered water before somebody ruins that for me, too.

thesloppy · 10-04-2010, 10:55 PM

Well, for whatever it's worth, a slurry is only half-a-degree removed from the finest sausage and other charcuterie.

stevew · 10-04-2010, 11:02 PM

I wonder if there is a pattern to mcnuggets. Like if you have six nuggets you don't realize there are only 8 or so shapes. But if you had a 50 piece you could do molding separation by shape.

Tigercat · 10-04-2010, 11:06 PM

Back in the day of dark and white meat mcnuggets, there were only two shapes. I used to like the more rounded ones much better. I guess some kind of ridiculous psychological thing like the people who like certain colored M&Ms better.

Buccaneer · 10-04-2010, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

Well, for whatever it's worth, a slurry is only half-a-degree removed from the finest sausage and other charcuterie.

That is true, to some extent. Fine sausage is an art form, using quality meat and spices. I think it's all the additives in a slurry that makes it more artificial.

Buccaneer · 10-04-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

If I had to guess about other things that were likely made out of slurry:

Most of the meats at Subway/Quiznos/any-sandwich-shop.
Any chicken or fish sandwich at any fast food place.
Any sort of turkey-bastardization....turkey-bacon, turkey-ham, turkey-roni.
Half the ham/turkey/chicken in the supermarket.
Spam (obviously).
Any sort of meat that comes in a can.

Subs - yes

Fish definitely but I don't know if it's the same process or they just grind up the whole fish into a paste (they can't cut or grind bones for the meat slurry)

I've wondered about the deli packaging. Seems rather expensive if they cut a center piece all of the time. Guess not.

Canned meat, yes, except fish?

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MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Wow.. that's fcking disgusting.

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Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	??? Meat slurry has been around a while. Edit: Like hot dogs and other formed meat products. Last edited by Buccaneer : 10-04-2010 at 03:50 PM.

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Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	I remember back in the 1970s going on a field trip to a place that made hot dogs. Saw the same kind of goop but I don't recall it being pink. I know they added food coloring to hot dogs (and bologna and other shit like that) but maybe chicken is different.

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thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	If I had to guess about other things that were likely made out of slurry: Most of the meats at Subway/Quiznos/any-sandwich-shop. Any chicken or fish sandwich at any fast food place. Any sort of turkey-bastardization....turkey-bacon, turkey-ham, turkey-roni. Half the ham/turkey/chicken in the supermarket. Spam (obviously). Any sort of meat that comes in a can. __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

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boberot High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Western NY	Damn you guys. I'm going to go have a glass of filtered water before somebody ruins that for me, too.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I wonder if there is a pattern to mcnuggets. Like if you have six nuggets you don't realize there are only 8 or so shapes. But if you had a 50 piece you could do molding separation by shape.

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Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Back in the day of dark and white meat mcnuggets, there were only two shapes. I used to like the more rounded ones much better. I guess some kind of ridiculous psychological thing like the people who like certain colored M&Ms better.

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