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WSUCougar · 05-11-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

there's only no chance if you quit

Who are you, Mr. Myagi?

ice4277 · 05-11-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Who are you, Mr. Myagi?

No, but I heard he likes to "wax off" a lot.

amdaily · 05-11-2006, 06:27 PM

Good afternoon and it involved no drinking!

On my way to work, I stop off at Subway. As I'm ordering my sandwich, someone walks in, over to the counter, taps me and the shoulder and says hi. It was the waitress from the bar

Talked for a few minutes then each went our own ways. Certainly the last thing I expected.

Desnudo · 05-11-2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

there's only no chance if you quit

I would just follow her back to her place and ask her out there. That way there's no connection to the bar and she'll appreciate your motivation.

amdaily · 05-11-2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I would just follow her back to her place and ask her out there. That way there's no connection to the bar and she'll appreciate your motivation.

Maybe I'll get better such advise in the 'Ping: Sober Guy' thread

Izulde · 05-11-2006, 11:19 PM

Hot blonde French whores rule esp when they suck

Izulde · 05-11-2006, 11:19 PM

Hahahaha a sober guy thread is funny

duckman · 05-11-2006, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I would just follow her back to her place and ask her out there. That way there's no connection to the bar and she'll appreciate your motivation.

Or you'll end up in jail for "stalking" her.

Izulde · 05-11-2006, 11:32 PM

Stalking is like.. sucky as a law. Fuck that jigaboo shit yo.

Groundhog · 05-11-2006, 11:49 PM

Dear alcohol,

About to finish work on this Friday afternoon, will be meeting you soon.

Lots of love,
Groundhog

PS. If you could get me home tonight, I would most appreciate it.

Izulde · 05-12-2006, 03:18 AM

I'm drunk, like hardcore drunk and pouring my guts out to an ex. I suck hardcore.

Greyroofoo · 05-12-2006, 03:59 PM

On four beers right now, beat my supervisor in golf, so a good start to the weekend!

amdaily · 05-12-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

On four beers right now, beat my supervisor in golf, so a good start to the weekend!

I'm not starting for another 3 hours, but I vow to catch up!

ice4277 · 05-12-2006, 04:42 PM

I am working 6am-8pm so I can't envision much drinky tonight, even though I need it after this week.

Desnudo · 05-12-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

Or you'll end up in jail for "stalking" her.

I'm a concept guy. I'll leave the details to amdaily.

duckman · 05-12-2006, 10:51 PM

Working on beer number four. I'm such a lightweight that I'll be lit up by my seventh or eighth.

amdaily · 05-12-2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

Working on beer number four. I'm such a lightweight that I'll be lit up by my seventh or eighth.

That is embarassing. Go out with the wives next time. The real drinkers ended up with somehwere around 5 vokda's + 5 beers instead of posting here.

I met a co-woeker there and was so obnoxious she left without makeing sure i was able to drivr LOL but i was, so no worries. ended up on the rain soaked tennis court. was 99% sure there was a cop sitting in the dark behind me, but apparently not as I made it hoome unarrested. woot!

duckman · 05-12-2006, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

That is embarassing. Go out with the wives next time. The real drinkers ended up with somehwere around 5 vokda's + 5 beers instead of posting here.

When you've walked out of a bar after drinking 15 screwdrivers and 6 beers, you can tell me to go out with "the wives."

Karlifornia · 05-13-2006, 05:49 AM

One time I went out with amdaily's wife......

...we ended up fucking in a park underneath a meteor shower

amdaily · 05-13-2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

underneath a meteor shower

You mentioned it, not me

Desnudo · 05-13-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amdaily

That is embarassing. Go out with the wives next time. The real drinkers ended up with somehwere around 5 vokda's + 5 beers instead of posting here.

I met a co-woeker there and was so obnoxious she left without makeing sure i was able to drivr LOL but i was, so no worries. ended up on the rain soaked tennis court. was 99% sure there was a cop sitting in the dark behind me, but apparently not as I made it hoome unarrested. woot!

The real drinkers don't total up how many drinks they've had.

Balldog · 05-13-2006, 02:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBlzLc26P0

DeToxRox · 05-13-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

One time I went out with amdaily's wife......

...we ended up fucking in a park underneath a meteor shower

Game. Set. Match.

TIME FOR A VICTORY DRINK

amdaily · 05-13-2006, 10:50 PM

God, back from perhaps the worst date of my life. Blah, blah, blah.

Only thing that kept the night mildly interesting is that her roomate worked at the restaurant. Now that girl I like! She was drinking on the job and provided alot of needed comic relief. My kind of woman

Stopped for a drink on my way home and apparently didn't down it fast enough because I'm in that self reflective mood where I have no more desire to drink and just mope around thinking about what a complete failure my life is.

Should have asked the waitress out though, even if completely shot down, embarrassed, and exiled from my favorite bar, the night would have surely been better than tonight.

But that day will come...

Karlifornia · 05-14-2006, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

God, back from perhaps the worst date of my life. Blah, blah, blah.

Only thing that kept the night mildly interesting is that her roomate worked at the restaurant. Now that girl I like! She was drinking on the job and provided alot of needed comic relief. My kind of woman

Stopped for a drink on my way home and apparently didn't down it fast enough because I'm in that self reflective mood where I have no more desire to drink and just mope around thinking about what a complete failure my life is.

Should have asked the waitress out though, even if completely shot down, embarrassed, and exiled from my favorite bar, the night would have surely been better than tonight.

But that day will come...

The philosophy I've adopted is: "It doesn't matter.....even Bill Gates will one day be dead, and all of his accomplishments will be for naught, and one day my body will be ingested by scavenging, spineless creatures just like his. And so is the plight of what is called life."

amdaily · 05-14-2006, 01:49 PM

Sunday afternoon drunk checkin!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

The philosophy I've adopted is: "It doesn't matter.....even Bill Gates will one day be dead, and all of his accomplishments will be for naught, and one day my body will be ingested by scavenging, spineless creatures just like his. And so is the plight of what is called life."

Good philosophy. I'm always intrigued by such sayings, but when it comes to enacting then, I never can

amdaily · 05-14-2006, 03:18 PM

So I went shopping for Mothers Day. After 5 different places, I finally found the perfect card!

*Front* - "Cheers on Mothers Day!" (martini illustration)

*Inside* - "I know it's not traditionally a drinking holiday, but I say why the hell not!"

Alas, I could not buy it as it would only reinforce the erroneous idea that both of my parents currently hold that I'm becoming an alcoholic

Greyroofoo · 05-14-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amdaily

Alas, I could not buy it as it would only reinforce the erroneous idea that both of my parents currently hold that I'm becoming an alcoholic

Luckily for me my parents are mostly Irish and German...

amdaily · 05-15-2006, 06:58 PM

I suck so bad. Drank at least 40% of a litre of vodka during a 5 hour work day

Desnudo · 05-16-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amdaily

So I went shopping for Mothers Day. After 5 different places, I finally found the perfect card!

*Front* - "Cheers on Mothers Day!" (martini illustration)

*Inside* - "I know it's not traditionally a drinking holiday, but I say why the hell not!"

Alas, I could not buy it as it would only reinforce the erroneous idea that both of my parents currently hold that I'm becoming an alcoholic

Quote:

Originally Posted by amdaily

I suck so bad. Drank at least 40% of a litre of vodka during a 5 hour work day

So yeah...

Greyroofoo · 05-16-2006, 03:42 PM

reading amdailys posts makes me feel pretty good about my own alcoholism

sovereignstar · 05-16-2006, 03:57 PM

This thread has reached new and sickening heights. Alcoholism is nothing to joke about nor is it anything you can just claim to have - it also doesn't make you cool.

amdaily, you've got a problem and I've got a hunch that is has little to do with alcoholism. You get kicks out of sharing your misery with people that can do very little to help you and it's beginning to get pretty tiresome. Go seek help from someone that can actually give it instead of bringing people down. Good riddance.

Greyroofoo · 05-16-2006, 04:02 PM

party pooper

sovereignstar · 05-16-2006, 04:08 PM

I didn't know there was a party going on here. I could've sworn it was just a thread taken over by a couple of guys who don't know how to use a social drug. By social, I mean drinking around people and having fun, not lining up beers by your keyboard and crying out to the interactive world.

Karlifornia · 05-16-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I didn't know there was a party going on here. I could've sworn it was just a thread taken over by a couple of guys who don't know how to use a social drug. By social, I mean drinking around people and having fun, not lining up beers by your keyboard and crying out to the interactive world.

Sounds like someone wants to do a KEG STAND!!!!!!

Desnudo · 05-16-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I didn't know there was a party going on here. I could've sworn it was just a thread taken over by a couple of guys who don't know how to use a social drug. By social, I mean drinking around people and having fun, not lining up beers by your keyboard and crying out to the interactive world.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Tuesdays!

ice4277 · 05-16-2006, 08:09 PM

Well, not all of us can have Suicane when we are down.

CraigSca · 05-19-2006, 03:34 PM

Ok...it's 4:34pm on Friday...just bumping the thread up to its rightful place.

amdaily · 05-19-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Ok...it's 4:34pm on Friday...just bumping the thread up to its rightful place.

Tread lightly, don't want the forum prohibitionists getting to you

Greyroofoo · 05-19-2006, 05:59 PM

woohoo!!!! the weekend is here!!!!!! Time to bust out the beer!!!!

JS19 · 05-20-2006, 02:50 AM

im drunk, its mny birthay and im sstill in a halo.........i have no idea why im posting but im on the computer so why not.....LETS GP METS!!!!!!!!!!!

ice4277 · 05-20-2006, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JS19

im drunk, its mny birthay and im sstill in a halo.........i have no idea why im posting but im on the computer so why not.....LETS GP METS!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday!

Greyroofoo · 05-20-2006, 09:39 AM

What the hell happened last night

JeeberD · 05-21-2006, 04:08 PM

Holy crap I got wasted last night...we had a couple of friends over and the Shiner and Patron was flowing...

amdaily · 05-26-2006, 09:35 PM

No drunks in a week? Surprising.

I got good and drunk after an uncle's birthday and had my mind set on asking that waitress out, but it was not to be for a variety of reasons which I will not explain.

Tomorrow will be the day though, no more excuses or pussying out.

JeeberD · 05-26-2006, 09:41 PM

The lady is out of town, so I picked up a sixer of Shiner Light. That, combined with a few shots of Patron, should give me a nice buzz in my lightweight state yet not leave me so hungover that I suffer at work tomorrow morning.

Greyroofoo · 05-26-2006, 09:42 PM

w00t 3 day weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

many a spirit and beer shall be consumed

terpkristin · 05-26-2006, 09:49 PM

I picked up a growler of Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout today while at the brewery for dinner.

However, I won't open it til tomorrow.
O

Oh, for those that don't know. Growler. The picture in the link is actually one of Old Dominion's growlers.

/tk

amdaily · 05-26-2006, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Growler.

You don't actually expect a drunk to read that entire article, do you

?

terpkristin · 05-27-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amdaily

You don't actually expect a drunk to read that entire article, do you

?

No, but I figured a drunk COULD look at the picture.

/tk

05-11-2006, 06:27 PM	#553
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Good afternoon and it involved no drinking! On my way to work, I stop off at Subway. As I'm ordering my sandwich, someone walks in, over to the counter, taps me and the shoulder and says hi. It was the waitress from the bar Talked for a few minutes then each went our own ways. Certainly the last thing I expected. Last edited by amdaily : 05-11-2006 at 06:27 PM.

05-11-2006, 11:19 PM	#556
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Hot blonde French whores rule esp when they suck __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

05-11-2006, 11:19 PM	#557
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Hahahaha a sober guy thread is funny __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

05-11-2006, 11:32 PM	#559
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Stalking is like.. sucky as a law. Fuck that jigaboo shit yo. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

05-11-2006, 11:49 PM	#560
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Dear alcohol, About to finish work on this Friday afternoon, will be meeting you soon. Lots of love, Groundhog PS. If you could get me home tonight, I would most appreciate it. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce Last edited by Groundhog : 05-12-2006 at 12:01 AM.

05-12-2006, 03:18 AM	#561
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I'm drunk, like hardcore drunk and pouring my guts out to an ex. I suck hardcore. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

05-12-2006, 03:59 PM	#562
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	On four beers right now, beat my supervisor in golf, so a good start to the weekend!

05-12-2006, 04:42 PM	#564
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I am working 6am-8pm so I can't envision much drinky tonight, even though I need it after this week.

05-13-2006, 05:49 AM	#569
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	One time I went out with amdaily's wife...... ...we ended up fucking in a park underneath a meteor shower __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-13-2006, 02:17 PM	#572
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBlzLc26P0

05-13-2006, 10:50 PM	#574
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	God, back from perhaps the worst date of my life. Blah, blah, blah. Only thing that kept the night mildly interesting is that her roomate worked at the restaurant. Now that girl I like! She was drinking on the job and provided alot of needed comic relief. My kind of woman Stopped for a drink on my way home and apparently didn't down it fast enough because I'm in that self reflective mood where I have no more desire to drink and just mope around thinking about what a complete failure my life is. Should have asked the waitress out though, even if completely shot down, embarrassed, and exiled from my favorite bar, the night would have surely been better than tonight. But that day will come...

05-14-2006, 03:18 PM	#577
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	So I went shopping for Mothers Day. After 5 different places, I finally found the perfect card! Front - "Cheers on Mothers Day!" (martini illustration) Inside - "I know it's not traditionally a drinking holiday, but I say why the hell not!" Alas, I could not buy it as it would only reinforce the erroneous idea that both of my parents currently hold that I'm becoming an alcoholic

05-15-2006, 06:58 PM	#579
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	I suck so bad. Drank at least 40% of a litre of vodka during a 5 hour work day

05-16-2006, 03:42 PM	#581
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	reading amdailys posts makes me feel pretty good about my own alcoholism

05-16-2006, 03:57 PM	#582
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	This thread has reached new and sickening heights. Alcoholism is nothing to joke about nor is it anything you can just claim to have - it also doesn't make you cool. amdaily, you've got a problem and I've got a hunch that is has little to do with alcoholism. You get kicks out of sharing your misery with people that can do very little to help you and it's beginning to get pretty tiresome. Go seek help from someone that can actually give it instead of bringing people down. Good riddance.

05-16-2006, 04:02 PM	#583
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	party pooper

05-16-2006, 04:08 PM	#584
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I didn't know there was a party going on here. I could've sworn it was just a thread taken over by a couple of guys who don't know how to use a social drug. By social, I mean drinking around people and having fun, not lining up beers by your keyboard and crying out to the interactive world.

05-16-2006, 08:09 PM	#587
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Well, not all of us can have Suicane when we are down.

05-19-2006, 03:34 PM	#588
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Ok...it's 4:34pm on Friday...just bumping the thread up to its rightful place. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

05-19-2006, 05:59 PM	#590
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	woohoo!!!! the weekend is here!!!!!! Time to bust out the beer!!!!

05-20-2006, 02:50 AM	#591
JS19 College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NY	im drunk, its mny birthay and im sstill in a halo.........i have no idea why im posting but im on the computer so why not.....LETS GP METS!!!!!!!!!!!

05-20-2006, 09:39 AM	#593
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	What the hell happened last night

05-21-2006, 04:08 PM	#594
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Holy crap I got wasted last night...we had a couple of friends over and the Shiner and Patron was flowing... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-26-2006, 09:35 PM	#595
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	No drunks in a week? Surprising. I got good and drunk after an uncle's birthday and had my mind set on asking that waitress out, but it was not to be for a variety of reasons which I will not explain. Tomorrow will be the day though, no more excuses or pussying out.

05-26-2006, 09:41 PM	#596
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The lady is out of town, so I picked up a sixer of Shiner Light. That, combined with a few shots of Patron, should give me a nice buzz in my lightweight state yet not leave me so hungover that I suffer at work tomorrow morning. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-26-2006, 09:42 PM	#597
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	w00t 3 day weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! many a spirit and beer shall be consumed

05-26-2006, 09:49 PM	#598
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I picked up a growler of Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout today while at the brewery for dinner. However, I won't open it til tomorrow. O Oh, for those that don't know. Growler. The picture in the link is actually one of Old Dominion's growlers. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

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