And the hottest woman ever is ...

JonInMiddleGA · 12-12-2011, 11:47 AM

You think our "Hot or Not" polls have problems, wait til you get a load of this. If you've got the patience to scroll through them in order some of the decisions make the BCS, the R&R HOF board, and every session of Congress ever all look they've got the wisdom of Solomon. Some of the placements defy belief.

Jennifer Aniston, Raquel Welch are Hottest Women of All Time, according to Men's Health - Pop2it - Zap2it

Logan · 12-12-2011, 11:57 AM

Didn't go beyond the headline and abstaining from the Welch call due to it being a different era, but if you told me that Jennifer Aniston would meet the most widely accepted definition of "hot" I wouldn't be surprised. FTR, I'm even more of a fan of her in these later years than when she was younger. She looked unreal in Horrible Bosses.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-12-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Didn't go beyond the headline

The headline is misleading, there's some truly unbelievable placements in the rankings.

Just a few notables from our own polls
J-Lo is #66
Pamela Anderson is #8
Cuthbert, Beckinsale, Twain, Theron from our top 10 don't even make the list

The more bewildering stuff comes from other names though
Erin Andrews is #43
Kim Kardashian is #26
Madonna is #5

This ain't hot or not mind you, this is supposed to be a definitive list of ALL-TIME hotties.

JediKooter · 12-12-2011, 12:13 PM

In Horrible Bosses as a brunette, she was smoking.

JediKooter · 12-12-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Madonna is #5

I just threw up a little.

DaddyTorgo · 12-12-2011, 12:15 PM

Even Madonna in her prime isn't #5. In her prime she MIGHT crack the top 50 (if we're being kind. Not for me personally though)?

JonInMiddleGA · 12-12-2011, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Even Madonna in her prime isn't #5. In her prime she MIGHT crack the top 50 (if we're being kind. Not for me personally though)?

You are being kind.

I couldn't swear she belongs in the top 500. Top 5,000 I might concede simply because of the challenge of coming up with that many names.

CrimsonFox · 12-12-2011, 12:57 PM

Who said ours had problems? Our polls are great!

Kodos · 12-12-2011, 12:59 PM

Jennifer Aniston is solid.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 02:37 PM

I don't really want to look at this article now while I'm at work (which, unfortunately, is also becoming true of many threads on FOFC, but I digest)... where did Kathy Griffin rank?

Suicane75 · 12-12-2011, 02:50 PM

Below Paula Dean but above Bob Hoskins.

gkb · 12-12-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Below Paula Dean but above Bob Hoskins.

Hmm, not bad for Kathy.

Grover · 12-12-2011, 03:24 PM

Britney Spears is top five, really? Gross.

BYU 14 · 12-12-2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Britney Spears is top five, really? Gross.

Defies logic.......WTF? Nasty list, yes, hot list, nope.

Autumn · 12-12-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

Britney Spears is top five, really? Gross.

In her defense, if we're looking at the prime for each person, most of FOFC would have lined up to bend her over that school desk when she first was famous (and probably underage).

JonInMiddleGA · 12-12-2011, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

if we're looking at the prime for each person,

Yeah, I get a sense that's the criteria so I don't really have a problem with that pick.

Grover · 12-12-2011, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

In her defense, if we're looking at the prime for each person, most of FOFC would have lined up to bend her over that school desk when she first was famous (and probably underage).

I agree with this.

PackerFanatic · 12-12-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

In her defense, if we're looking at the prime for each person, most of FOFC would have lined up to bend her over that school desk when she first was famous (and probably underage).

*nods*

ISiddiqui · 12-12-2011, 04:09 PM

Yes, when that video came out, I'm sure she even would have hit 95% on our own Hot or Not polls. Even the guys who said they couldn't vote for women who looked 20 would have not cared.

OldGiants · 12-12-2011, 05:29 PM

No Helen of Troy? I mean the bitch started a war.

Abe Sargent · 12-12-2011, 05:35 PM

I would still fuck Britney Spears.

Abe Sargent · 12-12-2011, 05:45 PM

How is Cindy Crawford not in the top ten? #39? WTF? Farrah Fawcett at 31?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I would still fuck Britney Spears.

i'm kind of on the fence about britney spears but i would fuck the whole wayne state football team tbh

zums · 12-12-2011, 05:48 PM

and for the record, she was 18 aka legal at this time..... damn

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 05:48 PM

holding out for bob hoskins pics

Abe Sargent · 12-12-2011, 05:58 PM

I find it very difficult to believe that no one from porn is on the hottest 100 of all time list. Of course, if you were allowed to use porn, there wouldn't be much space for anyone else...

johnnyshaka · 12-12-2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I find it very difficult to believe that no one from porn is on the hottest 100 of all time list. Of course, if you were allowed to use porn, there wouldn't be much space for anyone else...

I believe Jenna Jamison was listed. Sasha Grey, too.

Julio Riddols · 12-12-2011, 06:09 PM

Jenna Jameson has no business being there. I think if you want one girl from that era, you go with Janine, hands down. Maybe Raquel Darrian.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 06:11 PM

Is Catherine Zeta-Jones on the list? If not, whoever made that list should go get an F and apply it to himself.

cartman · 12-12-2011, 06:27 PM

I heard they compiled the list at a retreat on the shores of lake fuck.

Matthean · 12-12-2011, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Yes, when that video came out, I'm sure she even would have hit 95% on our own Hot or Not polls. Even the guys who said they couldn't vote for women who looked 20 would have not cared.

I am the 5%!

Suicane75 · 12-12-2011, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Jenna Jameson has no business being there. I think if you want one girl from that era, you go with Janine, hands down. Maybe Raquel Darrian.

Nobody knows who Janine is. And her window as purely hot (no tats, no weight gain) was so minute it doesn't even come close to the stretch that Jenna had (no pun intended). But yes, Janine in her prime was so insanely beautiful.

cuervo72 · 12-12-2011, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Jenna Jameson has no business being there. I think if you want one girl from that era, you go with Janine, hands down. Maybe Raquel Darrian.

I also personally liked Nikki Dial.

JonInMiddleGA · 12-12-2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I heard they compiled the list at a retreat on the shores of lake fuck.

More like Lake WhatTheFuck

JonInMiddleGA · 12-12-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

WTF? Farrah Fawcett at 31?

Hey, somebody is starting to get why I found this list so incredible.

That's 5 spots BEHIND K.Kardashian.

Maple Leafs · 12-12-2011, 07:34 PM

"OK guys, we have our top 99. Now let's find somebody current who's publicist will return our calls so we can put her #1."

MJ4H · 12-12-2011, 07:37 PM

Let's make our own.

MJ4H · 12-12-2011, 07:37 PM

NO LETS HAVE A DRAFT

Buccaneer · 12-12-2011, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I just threw up a little.

Me too, only it was more than a little. I guess I can't be too critical of our Hot or Not polls.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 12-12-2011, 07:55 PM

i'm pretty sure this thread is why these lists exist.

1. say something controversial
2. shitstorm ensues
3. ????
4. profit?

after a highly scientific study* cat fancy magazine™ just announced the greatest color of all time is fuschia.

*not at all scientific

MJ4H · 12-12-2011, 08:02 PM

thats bullshit turquoise is clearly better

frnk55 · 12-12-2011, 08:09 PM

Paris Hilton? I don't see why people think this woman who is as skinny as a rail is hot. Gross.

And where's my sweetheart Sandra Bullock? Ok, she's not hot but cute especially in her prime.

cuervo72 · 12-12-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

thats bullshit turquoise is clearly better

+1

Bigsmooth · 12-12-2011, 08:39 PM

Probably the most bizarre and arbitrary top 100 list I've ever seen. Never seen Brigette Bardot before. Wow.

cuervo72 · 12-12-2011, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmooth

Never seen Brigette Bardot before. Wow.

Top of page 286 in the Images thread. Of course she was only 19 there, so I doubt Bucc approved of my edit.

Autumn · 12-12-2011, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Hey, somebody is starting to get why I found this list so incredible.

That's 5 spots BEHIND K.Kardashian.

In their defense, there's an awful lot of behind behind Kim Kardashian.

Buccaneer · 12-12-2011, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

, so I doubt Bucc approved of my edit.

No, that's cool. I was too blown away by the pi thing.

ISiddiqui · 12-12-2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OldGiants

No Helen of Troy? I mean the bitch started a war.

So did Dubya, but you won't see him on this list!

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2011, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I heard they compiled the list at a retreat on the shores of lake fuck.

gg

Subby · 12-14-2011, 04:25 PM

OMG OMG OMG DISAGREE SUBJECTIVE DISAGREE OMG OMG OMG

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Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Didn't go beyond the headline and abstaining from the Welch call due to it being a different era, but if you told me that Jennifer Aniston would meet the most widely accepted definition of "hot" I wouldn't be surprised. FTR, I'm even more of a fan of her in these later years than when she was younger. She looked unreal in Horrible Bosses.

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Jennifer Aniston is solid.

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