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Old 02-19-2004, 07:53 PM   #1
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Is there any day better than....

....haircut day?

I think not.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:54 PM   #2
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man, I just got a haircut today too. I was in and out of there in 5 minutes... just like sex.

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Old 02-19-2004, 07:59 PM   #3
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I hate doing it probably because I do it myself and it is every other Sunday and gets tedious. Fugggggggggit.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:00 PM   #4
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why do you get a haircut every other Sunday???
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:02 PM   #5
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becuase the other sunday nights he covers the blade on the electric razor and just lets it run on vibrate...
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:03 PM   #6
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Because I basically buzz it and she grows quickly.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:04 PM   #7
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And other Sundays i cover the blade on the razor and just let it run on vibrate.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:08 PM   #8
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:22 PM   #9
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:35 PM   #10
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I hate getting my hair cut.

Same here. For some wildly irrational reason I begrudge every minute spent sitting in that stupid chair.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:52 PM   #11
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Same here. For some wildly irrational reason I begrudge every minute spent sitting in that stupid chair.

Aww, but when you're done, you get to strut around lookin' sharp.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:12 PM   #12
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there is nothing like sitting in a real barbershop chair with an old guy chewing bac and hearing the hum of a set well oiled clippers. Then the hot towel, warm foam over the ears and on the back of the neck, the cool glide of a well handeled straightrazor, and splash of aqua velva.

my oh my

i love haircut day
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:22 PM   #13
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There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:22 PM   #14
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are you straight?
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:23 PM   #15
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That was not for you, Crappytits.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:23 PM   #16
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you can not call it haircut day if you go to a stylist.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:23 PM   #17
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There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

I thought that sort of thing was only legal in Nevada.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:24 PM   #18
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Thanks for the clarification Shortyd..... well, we'll just leave it at that.
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:11 PM   #19
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I HATE getting my hair cut. It inspired a whole thread:

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Old 02-19-2004, 11:00 PM   #20
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you need to find a real barbershop. one with lather and straightrazors
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:23 AM   #21
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There's no way I ever let anyone near me with a straightrazor...
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:02 AM   #22
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there is a place here where you can get a nude haircut. You can also get a nude shoeshine. I would imagine the shoeshine can be painfull though.
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:20 AM   #23
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there is a place here where you can get a nude haircut. You can also get a nude shoeshine. I would imagine the shoeshine can be painfull though.

I think naked people look silly when they wear shoes...
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:17 AM   #24
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(you can insert the requisite "sex lasts less than 5 minutes for Easy Mac" jokes here).

Here?

5 minutes??? Man, how do you go that long?
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:18 AM   #25
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I hate doing it probably because I do it myself

This thread is about haircuts, not sex.
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:24 AM   #26
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There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

I agree.

If I wanted to look like a 60 year old retired Army vet, I'd go to a barbershop.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:31 PM   #27
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There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

I third the motion...brilliant, freaking brilliant imagery. Grow hair, grow.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:47 PM   #28
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There is nothing like getting a hot 20-something hairdresser who thinks her chest is the best place to rest your head while she cuts, then spends a couple of minutes massaging and scratching your head to get all the loose hair out.

Yeah, she got a good tip.

I must admire your time management skills. Combining a haircut with a lap dance has gotta free up hours.
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:28 PM   #29
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I am already missing haircut day.
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:33 PM   #30
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you need to find a real barbershop. one with lather and straightrazors

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Old 04-15-2004, 05:22 PM   #31
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ITS HAIRCUT DAY!
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:27 PM   #32
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Haircut day?

You actually cut your hair? I let mine grow until a situation arises when I have to get it cut. Last time was in December, the time before that was about 2 years ago.
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:27 PM   #33
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you go nearly 2 months between 'cuts??
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:46 PM   #34
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you go nearly 2 months between 'cuts??


I get my hair cut with the change in seasons.
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:47 PM   #35
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:54 PM   #36
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you go nearly 2 months between 'cuts??
I try not to, but I work long days and am often not able to get to the barber before closing time.
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:56 PM   #37
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I too detest haircut day. Probably has something to do with the fact that I always get stuck with this short ogre-like woman who makes these weird heavy breathing sounds through the entire process.

Come to think of it, there are probably some people who would pay extra to get that.
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:58 PM   #38
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ice - you need to find a barber.
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:51 PM   #39
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I cut about 8 or 9 inches of hair off my head about a month ago. It was glorious.
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:57 PM   #40
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:59 PM   #41
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I trimmed my pubes this morning. It was refreshing.

I prefer nair.
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Old 04-15-2004, 07:11 PM   #42
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I prefer nair.

You, sir, are a masochist.
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Old 04-15-2004, 07:21 PM   #43
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You, sir, are a masochist.

I do like parrots.
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Old 04-15-2004, 07:42 PM   #44
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I do like parrots.

You have expensive taste. And God help you if PETA were to find out about your Parrot gumbo recipe.
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Old 04-15-2004, 07:52 PM   #45
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You have expensive taste. And God help you if PETA were to find out about your Parrot gumbo recipe.

I like to do peta chicks doggie style.
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:04 PM   #46
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I like to do peta chicks doggie style.

That reminds me of the time you joined the Peace Corps for two years because you thought there'd be lots of hot, deprived chicks. But most of them turned out to be hairy lesbians. Lucky you got to work in Somalia... most of their women can't even afford clothes.
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:05 PM   #47
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That reminds me of the time you joined the Peace Corps for two years because you thought there'd be lots of hot, deprived chicks. But most of them turned out to be hairy lesbians. Lucky you got to work in Somalia... most of their women can't even afford clothes.

I was also able to trick most into thinking my stuff would be brown... Good times.

EDIT: Boy where they suprised when it was still white.
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:09 PM   #48
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:14 PM   #49
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I don't cut my hair.... I have dreadlocks

I tried that recently when my hair was long. Didn't work. I went to the fro. Again, little luck. I guess a white guy in Fargo will just have to be happy to have a penis the size of a black man.

I got nothing.
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I tried that recently when my hair was long. Didn't work. I went to the fro. Again, little luck. I guess a white guy in Fargo will just have to be happy to have a penis the size of a black man.


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