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IWS #104 - Results (Warning: Parental Advisory)
I’m With Stupid #104 – No Fucking Holds Barred
Original Contest Link An entertaining contest, right up Stupid’s alley – no fucking research necessary. So, let’s get the fucking show on the road, eh motherfuckers? #1 – What curse word do you use the most often? 30 fuck 19 shit 2 damn ass hell First of all, only a fucking idiot uses a phrase like “curse word” for this sort of thing. Second of all, if you didn’t say fuck or shit here, you‘re fucked, and you fucking deserve it. You don’t tell the fucking truth in this game, you assswipe, you answer what other fuckers are going to say. And they are stupid. Eliminator, but with two arguable answers at least. (Stay fucking tuned) #2 – Name a two-word phrase (not a single compound word), which includes one curse word and one regular word. 20 mother fucker 15 fuck you 4 holy shit 3 fuck off 2 dumb fuck 2 god damn ass hat Sometime, I just fucking hate Stupid. Motherfucker is one word, you fucktard! One fucking word! That’s exactly why I fucking put the fucking qualifier in the fucking question, you fucking waste of carbon! Motherfucker! The correct answer was fuck you, but good guys finish last, it seems. Or second. As for the rest of you dumbasses, you’re just fucked. And rightfully so. #3 – Name someone who is famously funny, in large part, for the use of curse words. 21 George Carlin 9 Eddie Murphy 7 Chris Rock 6 Richard Pryor 3 Andrew Dice Clay 2 Robin Williams Denis Leary Sam Kinison Redd Foxx Jim Carrey Lewis Black I have nothing to add – good spread here, and Stupid got it right for once. #4 – Name someone who got in trouble for using curse word(s) in an improper setting. 8 Bono 7 Dick Cheney 5 Howard Stern 4 George W Bush 4 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 2 Bob Knight 2 me 2 Andrew Dice Clay 2 Paul Silas 2 Shaquille O’Neal Bill Clinton Gary Kroger Tiger Woods Ralphie Kellen Winslow Jr. John McEnroe Johnny Rotten George Carlin Lenny Bruce John Kerry Jim Mora Chris Rock Vince Neil Theresa Heinz Kerry Interesting spread – you were fucking beautiful as long as you came up with a respectable answer with a reasonable and somewhat-fucking-recent theory. If you went with Gary Kroger, you get the I’m-smarter-than-you points, and you’re fucked in terms of winning the contest. Way to go, dick. #5 – Give a famous movie quote (near-misses and paraphrases will count, don’t worry) that includes at least one curse word. 16 “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” 12 “Yipee Kiyay, motherfucker” 2 “You got knocked the fuck out” …followed by a totally pointless and impossibly long list of fucking ridiculous answers that nobody else could have possibly matched Beautiful fucking question, if I do say so myself. Either you got it, or you didn’t. The two good answers were neck and neck as I was counting… but Rhett won out in the end. Fucking classics wins out over something we fucking saw last Tuesday. Maybe there’s some fucking hope for this contest after all. I'm mildly surprised that the Risky Business quote got only one vote -- I thought that might be the only other possible entry in this race. If you gave me some 60-word movie quote from some bullshit flick you saw in high school, you just had your head up your ass and I’m not going to pass on your brain fart for you. If you want to represent yourself as a useless assclown, do it in your own fucking dime. #6 – What curse word, other than the female vulgarity “c-word,” are you least willing to use, even in a setting when others might? 22 fuck 5 nigger 3 pussy 3 bitch 3 cocksucker 3 goddamn 2 twat 2 whore 2 cock 2 godammit dick clit asshat poof So, after you litter your fucking entry with language that would make a fucking sailor blush, then half of you decide to pull a PC stunt here, and worry about words that might be offensive to certain people? Fuck them, and fuck you. When in doubt, the best thing to say is fuck. Winner, winner, fucking chicken dinner. Oh, if you submitted goddamn or goddammit and think you got fucked here… shove it up your ass. Read the rules. I’m god, and you’re fucked. You wouldn’t have won anyway. With that fucking ordeal behind us, let’s see who made it to the lists of honor: First of all – the GOSH DARNIT list: Code:
Now, onto the people who fucking put something into it. Here’s the BULLSHIT list: Code:
Our runner up gets a special place on the FUCKING HOWARD STERN YOU LESBIAN SPANKING SHITHEAD list: EagleFan 16,632,000 And to our new king, he stands alone on the GREATEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE list: SplitPersonality1 19,662,720 Congratulations, Split Pea – you’re a fucking winner. And your friend, too. Last edited by QuikSand : 03-28-2005 at 10:11 AM. Reason: fucking formatting errors |
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03-28-2005, 10:10 AM | #2 |
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Great fucking IWS.
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03-28-2005, 10:13 AM | #3 |
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Fuck.
Stupid Fucking Catholicism. Making me think that Goddamn is worse than it really is. Congratufuckinglations, SP1. |
03-28-2005, 10:15 AM | #4 |
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This contest was just like a great big pussy, it was just waiting to be fucked.
I couldn't come up with a quote and missed the deadline to enter. I didn't think it would be the weak "I don't give a damn". I would have hit the other 5 though. |
03-28-2005, 10:15 AM | #5 |
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How eloquent.
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03-28-2005, 10:17 AM | #6 |
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Goddamn motherfucking sixth question fucking killed me. I had a fucking perfect score until that son of a bitch question...
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03-28-2005, 10:17 AM | #7 |
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Best. Fucking. Results. Post. Ever.
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03-28-2005, 10:18 AM | #8 |
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With as foul a mouth as duckman has I would have expected a much higher score from him...
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03-28-2005, 10:20 AM | #9 |
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No one else quoted Pulp Fiction? That's fucking outrageous...
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03-28-2005, 10:21 AM | #10 | |
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03-28-2005, 10:36 AM | #11 | |
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Pick a fucking quote. I'd hazard that five people quoted Pulp Fiction, but each person had his own fucking quote. |
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03-28-2005, 10:45 AM | #13 |
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Damn...I mean, fuck...who hacked into Quiksand's programming?
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03-28-2005, 10:47 AM | #14 |
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At least I made the bullshit list.
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03-28-2005, 10:56 AM | #15 | |
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"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO - YOU - SPEAK - IT?" I mean, how the fuck can anyone not remember that line? Bastards... |
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03-28-2005, 11:08 AM | #16 | |
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Works just as well as "Say 'what' one more time, motherfucker!" which is why I went another direction. Still got fucking clobbered. Just fucking beautiful, Quiksand. Just fucking beautiful. You're welcome to rewrite the fucking boilerplate for IWS to include some language from your fucking results post. Might get these fuckers in line.
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03-28-2005, 11:10 AM | #17 | |
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If it is any consolation, I nearly picked the Risky Business quote too. There were so many good quotes, it was hard to pick. I also thought of going the Pulp Fiction route, but there were too many quotes to chose from. If I had to choose one, I'd have gone with: Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet? Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker". |
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03-28-2005, 11:27 AM | #19 |
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"Mother fuckers"?!?!?!?!? Two fucking words?!?!?!?!?!?
For fucking fuck's sake.
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03-28-2005, 12:00 PM | #20 |
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Ahhh, blew it on #6 w/ my Asshat response. Well, at least it was better than 'poof'. WTF?
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03-28-2005, 12:10 PM | #22 |
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God Dammit. Top 5, but still no fucking win.
Who's dick do I gotta suck to get a fucking win in this horse shit contest? |
03-28-2005, 12:19 PM | #23 |
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I knew I would lose badly but this IWS rocked! Maybe, and if only, because it was created by the mind of Quiksand. They just don't go together at all....which is what makes this IWS an instant classic.
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03-28-2005, 01:08 PM | #24 |
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Hehehehe. I win. Fuck you all.
Oh shit. I have to provide the followup to perhaps the greatest IWS of all time. FUCK! |
03-28-2005, 01:17 PM | #25 |
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Go fucking figure, the closest I come to winning a QS IWS and this is the one. Good job SP, you bastard .
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03-28-2005, 08:13 PM | #26 |
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At least I didn't come in fucking last place you stupid mother fucker (2 words)
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03-28-2005, 08:18 PM | #27 |
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wonderful fucking IWS. Unfortunately i didn't catch on until QS was already calculating the fucking results.
I would've fucked myself with an answer of "holy shit" for question 2 anyway. |
03-28-2005, 08:21 PM | #28 |
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FFS, Gone With the Wind was seventy years ago.
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03-28-2005, 08:23 PM | #29 |
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fuck I could only manage 3rd place in this mother fucker. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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03-28-2005, 08:44 PM | #30 | |
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Because it's one of the worst fucking stupidest movie ever? Shit, now he got me doing it. |
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Can't believe I missed this one. Thirty slashes with a wet fucking noodle for not being an IWS regular. |
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03-29-2005, 05:44 AM | #34 |
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Fuck, I clearly fucked up, despite nailing down the three fucking answers...
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Guess this crowd is not very well educated, missing De Niro's "Taxi Driver" fucking quote !
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