Kendra Wilkinson Tape: Poll

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:20 PM

Word is there's a XXX tape of her when she was 18 set for release (possibly at the end of May). Same tape she was shopping around last year and wanted to control the distribution of, but now it's out of her hands.

Poll...now with SFW photo to counter the "Missouri SWAT" thread.

Note for our lovely mods: The picture is SFW, and I kept the thread title SFW too, and not explicit. Not cruising for a boxing.

MikeVic · 05-06-2010, 01:25 PM

She's hot.

DanGarion · 05-06-2010, 01:27 PM

Now if it was Holly, yes.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 05-06-2010, 01:31 PM

meh. bleach blonde, fake boobs. see: entire porn industry

DanGarion · 05-06-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

meh. bleach blonde, fake boobs. see: entire porn industry

Right there with you. Dime a dozen in SoCal.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:33 PM

Really DG? I always thought of the 3 that Bridget was the best. Holly is all fake-ified. Kendra is as hot as Bridget, but seemed way more high maintenance. Bridget just seemed the most...down to earth.

In summary though...I'm thinking my vote will be yes.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Right there with you. Dime a dozen in SoCal.

18 might have been before the implants though...I dunno.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

meh. bleach blonde, fake boobs. see: entire porn industry

Yeah, but she's not (and won't be in this video presumably) nearly as worn-out looking as your average pornstar.

DanGarion · 05-06-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Really DG? I always thought of the 3 that Bridget was the best. Holly is all fake-ified. Kendra is as hot as Bridget, but seemed way more high maintenance. Bridget just seemed the most...down to earth.

In summary though...I'm thinking my vote will be yes.

If I had to choose of the three, it would be Holly, but I'm not really that attracted to any of them. I like my women brunette and real.

tyketime · 05-06-2010, 01:43 PM

My name is Hank, and I do not approve of this thread...

Mizzou B-ball fan · 05-06-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Now if it was Holly, yes.

Let's just say that I might have sat in VIP seats at 'Peepshow' in Vegas and I might have been 5-10 feet from a naked Holly Madison. Those boobs don't look nearly as fun up close when you see them wrinkling like a Hefty garbage bag as they bounce by.

I'll take Bridget anyday.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

Let's just say that I might have sat in VIP seats at 'Peepshow' in Vegas and I might have been 5-10 feet from a naked Holly Madison. Those boobs don't look nearly as fun up close when you see them wrinkling like a Hefty garbage bag as they bounce by.

I'll take Bridget anyday.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

If I had to choose of the three, it would be Holly, but I'm not really that attracted to any of them. I like my women brunette and real.

Brunette's are okay. First girl I ever thought was beautiful was 2nd grade and she was a blonde, so that probably colors that for me. I've had some crushes on brunette's through the years though.

Real...eh...now that's a different story. Real women are such a pain in the ass. They want your time, they want your money, they just end up breaking your heart anyways - if you're lucky maybe they'll just break it instead of cheating on you...what's the advantage again??

DanGarion · 05-06-2010, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Brunette's are okay. First girl I ever thought was beautiful was 2nd grade and she was a blonde, so that probably colors that for me. I've had some crushes on brunette's through the years though.

Real...eh...now that's a different story. Real women are such a pain in the ass. They want your time, they want your money, they just end up breaking your heart anyways - if you're lucky maybe they'll just break it instead of cheating on you...what's the advantage again??

Sorry, real parts, as in not fake like Heidi.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 01:55 PM

RainMaker · 05-06-2010, 01:56 PM

I like Bridget the best. Seemed the most normal of the bunch and had a little more thickness to her.

Doesn't it seem like the girls that real men like best never get the big attention in Hollywood?

Flasch186 · 05-06-2010, 01:59 PM

btw let me know which company would think the top pic is still SFW.

RainMaker · 05-06-2010, 02:00 PM

And my favorite part of the sex tape is the pretend dance between the celebrity and the company. The company can't release the tape without her signature but they pretend they'll pretend it's some stolen video.

korme · 05-06-2010, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

If I had to choose of the three, it would be Holly, but I'm not really that attracted to any of them. I like my women brunette and real.

That's fine to dismiss them as suitable lovers, but to flat-out say you aren't attracted to those girls is borderline unbelievable.

MrBug708 · 05-06-2010, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

btw let me know which company would think the top pic is still SFW.

Probably the same ones that let their employees waste time on a message board

DanGarion · 05-06-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

Probably the same ones that let their employees waste time on a message board

DING DING DING!

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

btw let me know which company would think the top pic is still SFW.

It's just as bad as the pic in the "cool images" thread of the actress with the tank top and a bottom on. but if you wanna get your panties in a wad i'll change it.

DanGarion · 05-06-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

It's just as bad as the pic in the "cool images" thread of the actress with the tank top and a bottom on. but if you wanna get your panties in a wad i'll change it.

I'll tell you one think that's not in a wad, her panties! Unless some Japanese business man gets his hands on them!

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 02:32 PM

There - changed the pic so it's even more SFW than the initial pic.

Rizon · 05-06-2010, 02:33 PM

I like the original pic better.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

I like the original pic better.

Me 2. But I figured I'd bow to Flasch's complaining. Would hate to get a boxing for the original picture (as tame as it was), so figured I'd go even safer.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 05-06-2010, 02:44 PM

still a lil dicey. do you have anything in a burka?

Logan · 05-06-2010, 02:49 PM

If Heff is involved, no way.

Kendra is crazy hot, and also manages to have a cuteness to her in addition to a personality. Bridget I'd describe as really pretty. Holly has a nice body, but her face doesn't do much for me. Haven't seen a picture in awhile, but I remember her nose being too skinny/pointy.

JediKooter · 05-06-2010, 02:52 PM

She's not ugly, but, those titties are way too big.

Galaxy · 05-06-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Real...eh...now that's a different story. Real women are such a pain in the ass. They want your time, they want your money, they just end up breaking your heart anyways - if you're lucky maybe they'll just break it instead of cheating on you...what's the advantage again??

Bad experiences/luck?

Galaxy · 05-06-2010, 02:57 PM

Never found the bleach blonde, fake boobs, IQ of a twinkie thing hot at all.

And Kendra's laugh would drive me to a put bullet in my head.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

If Heff is involved, no way.

Kendra is crazy hot, and also manages to have a cuteness to her in addition to a personality. Bridget I'd describe as really pretty. Holly has a nice body, but her face doesn't do much for me. Haven't seen a picture in awhile, but I remember her nose being too skinny/pointy.

No no...it's pre-Heff.

GoldenEagle · 05-06-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

She's not ugly, but, those titties are way too big.

Huh?

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Bad experiences/luck?

You could say that. For the last ohhh...30 years? Whatever you want to call it...I'm thinking I am done.

MikeVic · 05-06-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

You could say that. For the last ohhh...30 years? Whatever you want to call it...I'm thinking I am done.

Until you see something you like again, then you'll be all nomnomnom in no time.

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Until you see something you like again, then you'll be all nomnomnom in no time.

Not really seeing anything I like out in the world though. Can't tell you how long it's been since I looked at a woman and had any kind of spontaneous aroused response, aside from the just appreciation of T&A.

Ksyrup · 05-06-2010, 03:14 PM

OK, so I tried to figure out who the hell this is, and what I've found out is she's the star of "Kendra." Is this another Paris Hilton "famous for being famous" chick?

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 05-06-2010, 03:16 PM

No comments on pointy knees yet?

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

OK, so I tried to figure out who the hell this is, and what I've found out is she's the star of "Kendra." Is this another Paris Hilton "famous for being famous" chick?

She was on that "Girls Next Door" show on E! - she was one of Hef's girlfriends...former Playboy Playmate, married Hank Baskett, etc.

Logan · 05-06-2010, 03:22 PM

Damn someone give DT a smack...

Ksyrup, she started out as one of Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends. They did a reality show and she got her spinoff.

Ksyrup · 05-06-2010, 03:22 PM

So that dude made one decent catch then?

DaddyTorgo · 05-06-2010, 03:23 PM

a smack?

why?

markprior22 · 05-06-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Not really seeing anything I like out in the world though. Can't tell you how long it's been since I looked at a woman and had any kind of spontaneous aroused response, aside from the just appreciation of T&A.

+1

Logan · 05-06-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

a smack?

why?

Because you need to be woken up and brought back to reality. You obviously went through some shit and that sucks but if you allow yourself to think you can't possibly have any sort of spontaneous arousal towards a woman, you're never going to.

You come across as a smart guy on here (see: JiMGA) and I'm sure it's the same in the real world. I know it's easier said than done but if you keep feeling bad for yourself, you're not going to be able to move on, and worse, every girl you meet will see it all over your face.

It's gotta be said man.

Ronnie Dobbs2 · 05-06-2010, 03:59 PM

+1000

MikeVic · 05-06-2010, 04:19 PM

MJ4H · 05-06-2010, 04:41 PM

I don't care if she is hot (she's only sort of hot, honestly), she is one of the most annoying fucking people I've ever seen.

I agree if it was Hollly, I'm in. Now that girl is ridic.

sovereignstar · 05-06-2010, 05:40 PM

She is super annoying and her laugh would probably kill the meanest bear. I do like preggo Kendra, however.

sovereignstar · 05-06-2010, 05:41 PM

And I'll definitely watch the video if it comes out, but I'm not retarded enough to pay for it.

Flasch186 · 05-06-2010, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Me 2. But I figured I'd bow to Flasch's complaining. Would hate to get a boxing for the original picture (as tame as it was), so figured I'd go even safer.

FWIW

I dont even work in an office where I generally generally have to worry about it...

I was 'jus' sayin'

View Poll Results: Would you pay for this video?
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05-06-2010, 01:27 PM	#3
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Now if it was Holly, yes. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

05-06-2010, 01:33 PM	#6
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Really DG? I always thought of the 3 that Bridget was the best. Holly is all fake-ified. Kendra is as hot as Bridget, but seemed way more high maintenance. Bridget just seemed the most...down to earth. In summary though...I'm thinking my vote will be yes. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-06-2010, 01:55 PM	#15
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	aaah __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-06-2010, 01:59 PM	#17
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	btw let me know which company would think the top pic is still SFW. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

05-06-2010, 01:25 PM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	She's hot.

05-06-2010, 01:31 PM	#4
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	meh. bleach blonde, fake boobs. see: entire porn industry

05-06-2010, 01:43 PM	#10
tyketime College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	My name is Hank, and I do not approve of this thread...

05-06-2010, 01:56 PM	#16
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	I like Bridget the best. Seemed the most normal of the bunch and had a little more thickness to her. Doesn't it seem like the girls that real men like best never get the big attention in Hollywood?

05-06-2010, 02:00 PM	#18
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	And my favorite part of the sex tape is the pretend dance between the celebrity and the company. The company can't release the tape without her signature but they pretend they'll pretend it's some stolen video.

05-06-2010, 02:32 PM	#24
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	There - changed the pic so it's even more SFW than the initial pic. __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-06-2010, 02:44 PM	#27
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	still a lil dicey. do you have anything in a burka?

05-06-2010, 02:49 PM	#28
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	If Heff is involved, no way. Kendra is crazy hot, and also manages to have a cuteness to her in addition to a personality. Bridget I'd describe as really pretty. Holly has a nice body, but her face doesn't do much for me. Haven't seen a picture in awhile, but I remember her nose being too skinny/pointy.

05-06-2010, 02:52 PM	#29
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	She's not ugly, but, those titties are way too big. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-06-2010, 02:57 PM	#31
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Never found the bleach blonde, fake boobs, IQ of a twinkie thing hot at all. And Kendra's laugh would drive me to a put bullet in my head.

05-06-2010, 03:14 PM	#37
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	OK, so I tried to figure out who the hell this is, and what I've found out is she's the star of "Kendra." Is this another Paris Hilton "famous for being famous" chick? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-06-2010 at 03:14 PM.

05-06-2010, 03:16 PM	#38
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	No comments on pointy knees yet? __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

05-06-2010, 03:22 PM	#40
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Damn someone give DT a smack... Ksyrup, she started out as one of Hugh Hefner's three girlfriends. They did a reality show and she got her spinoff.

05-06-2010, 03:23 PM	#42
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	a smack? why? __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

05-06-2010, 03:59 PM	#45
Ronnie Dobbs2 Pro Rookie Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Bahston Mass	+1000 __________________ There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think

05-06-2010, 04:19 PM	#46
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada

05-06-2010, 04:41 PM	#47
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I don't care if she is hot (she's only sort of hot, honestly), she is one of the most annoying fucking people I've ever seen. I agree if it was Hollly, I'm in. Now that girl is ridic.

05-06-2010, 05:40 PM	#48
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	She is super annoying and her laugh would probably kill the meanest bear. I do like preggo Kendra, however.

05-06-2010, 05:41 PM	#49
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	And I'll definitely watch the video if it comes out, but I'm not retarded enough to pay for it.

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