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7 | 14.29% |
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11 | 22.45% |
| I slam the door in their face |
  
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8 | 16.33% |
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19 | 38.78% |
| I invite them in for some trout |
  
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4 | 8.16% |
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04-10-2010, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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My freshman year in college we had some JW's stop by one morning at like 6AM on Saturday.
This was the only day of the week we didnt have WT at 5A so I was pissed...I explained I was going back to sleep, but the lady literally stopped the door with her hand and kept talking. I was about to blow up, when one of my suite mates (who was a 6'4 300+ DT) was woke up by the commotion as well, once she blocked the door he stepped in front of me, dropped trough and started rubbing one off. Surprisingly the ladies just stood there, so he finished, zipped up and SLAMMED the door. They never stopped by again, and TP was known as "jackhammer" for a few months. |
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04-10-2010, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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I didn't realize Charles Haley went to Clemson.
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04-10-2010, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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HAHA!!!!
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04-11-2010, 01:18 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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LOL....no it wasn't Charles Haley, but it was another (future) NFL DE for whatever its worth
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04-11-2010, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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When the mormons come, I answer the door on a bicycle with a shirt, tie, bike helmet, shoes, and Book of Mormon, but no pants or underwear. I excitedly ask them "Where are we going next guys?"
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04-11-2010, 03:18 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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I politely turn them away. "simply not interested"
A guy I went to high school with had a JW "kit" that he put together. If contained an old copy of the Watchtower predicting the end of the world. He then denounced the publishers of the watchtower and his guests as false prophets, and then went back to the "kit" for his bible. He would quote scripture related to dealing with false prophets. Then one final trip back to the "kit" for a brick which he say that by rights he should stone them. As far as I know, they took that address off of the list permanently. No more visits. My favorite is a Jewish friend of mine who was stopped by a couple of Mormon missionaries while walking to lunch from the office. "Do you have a personal relationship with Jesus?" His Response:"Well my ancestors had him killed. Does that count?" |
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04-11-2010, 03:51 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Would have loved to have seen their faces after he said that.
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04-11-2010, 04:45 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Richmond VA
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"I'm very happy with my church, thanks."
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