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Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

Where all the white women at???

Did that help the percentage? Just curious.

It did. Thanks for caring.

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 04:39 PM

Pumpy, I'll throw in a round of bowling if that will help the percentage as well.

sterlingice · 06-03-2010, 04:43 PM

Is helping the percentage lowering it or raising it?

SI

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Pumpy, I'll throw in a round of bowling if that will help the percentage as well.

That's cool. Maybe you can top the 131 I put up in league play last night. After finally conquering the Cheetah oil pattern on Tuesday, I couldn't remember how to throw on a house shot Wednesday. I hate myself, basically.

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

That's cool. Maybe you can top the 131 I put up in league play last night. After finally conquering the Cheetah oil pattern on Tuesday, I couldn't remember how to throw on a house shot Wednesday. I hate myself, basically.

I highly doubt I'd top 100. You just have to adjust for away games is all. Bowling is 90% mental, 5% physical and about 12% lane conditions.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I highly doubt I'd top 100. You just have to adjust for away games is all. Bowling is 90% mental, 5% physical and about 12% lane conditions.

I'd like to strap myself to your back, buddy.

Edit: That's a compliment.

Logan · 06-03-2010, 04:54 PM

If you leaving the board results in us having more podcasts where I can sing JBJ...

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

If you leaving the board results in us having more podcasts where I can sing JBJ...

It would clear up some time on my calendar. Maybe Sak and I can do a live show during one of my bowling leagues.

"WOW, PUMPY JUST PUT ANOTHER ONE IN THE GUTTER! THIS GUY IS TERRIBLE!"

I could get behind that.

Dr. Sak · 06-03-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I could get behind that.

That's what she said

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'd like to strap myself to your back, buddy.

Edit: That's a compliment.

You haven't seen how hairy my back is...

sabotai · 06-03-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Daily Show last night? Was wondering about that, too

SI

Yeah, and about a half dozen other interviews over the last year or two. He's been very slow to answer questions for a bit now.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 05:11 PM

As for random thoughts that don't deserve their own thread, my Wednesday night bowling league consists of the following characters:

- A very large prison guard whose actions toward me are thisclose to being sexual assault
- A soon-to-be-divorced woman who stands behind me and rubs her nipples when she gets bored
- The prison guard's wife who is constantly grabbing the ass of the woman described above
- A barber who gives really, really aggressive high fives
- A very angry middle-aged man who kicks the ball return as hard as he can at least once each week
- The angry man's wife who constantly flirts with me while her husband is bowling (assuming that she's flirting when she says things like "Hi, handsome! What can I do to earn a couple of dollars from you tonight?")
- A black man who assumes that I'm also black (he just moved here and asked me which local radio stations play R&B music, like I would have any idea)
- The black man's white wife whose first comment upon meeting me was a racial comment (nothing offensive, but still)
- A man who hugs me every time he sees me
- The man's wife who only hugs me half the times she sees me
- My wife who wonders why the hell all these people are hugging me, slapping me, asking me about R&B music, flirting with me, touching themselves around me, and unzipping their pants threatening to do "prison tricks" for me, whatever the fuck that means

Sak really needs to stop by one week.

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 05:14 PM

I'm beginning to think that 'bowling league' is code for swinger party.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I'm beginning to think that 'bowling league' is code for swinger party.

It's getting hot in here...

DataKing · 06-03-2010, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

As for random thoughts that don't deserve their own thread, my Wednesday night bowling league consists of the following characters:

- A very large prison guard whose actions toward me are thisclose to being sexual assault
- A soon-to-be-divorced woman who stands behind me and rubs her nipples when she gets bored
- The prison guard's wife who is constantly grabbing the ass of the woman described above
- A barber who gives really, really aggressive high fives
- A very angry middle-aged man who kicks the ball return as hard as he can at least once each week
- The angry man's wife who constantly flirts with me while her husband is bowling (assuming that she's flirting when she says things like "Hi, handsome! What can I do to earn a couple of dollars from you tonight?")
- A black man who assumes that I'm also black (he just moved here and asked me which local radio stations play R&B music, like I would have any idea)
- The black man's white wife whose first comment upon meeting me was a racial comment (nothing offensive, but still)
- A man who hugs me every time he sees me
- The man's wife who only hugs me half the times she sees me
- My wife who wonders why the hell all these people are hugging me, slapping me, asking me about R&B music, flirting with me, touching themselves around me, and unzipping their pants threatening to do "prison tricks" for me, whatever the fuck that means

Sak really needs to stop by one week.

One word...spycam.

duckman · 06-03-2010, 08:12 PM

Thanks for the well wishes! The interview went great! Hope here from them soon!

Draft Dodger · 06-03-2010, 08:22 PM

feels like a bit of a toad right now

Poli · 06-03-2010, 09:34 PM

will be dodging sinkholes on my way to Will's fourth annual memorial softball tournament in Sterling, Oklahoma, tomorrow.

Dr. Sak · 06-03-2010, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Sak really needs to stop by one week.

I was at the bar Headkeepers one day in January. I was drunk and we were going from Headkeepers to some other bar in downtown Greensburg. I usually park in the parking lot by the video store next to Main Bowl. I ran in to see if you were there, it was a Friday night. You were there but in the middle of bowling...I got a weird stare from one of the people behind the desk and my friends came in to get me so we could go to the next bar.

I will stop by sometime this summer.

korme · 06-04-2010, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

That's exactly the issues that I have. Replacements for a Mach 3 razor (5 pack) at Target is like 18 and some change and the stupid disposals couldn't shave the fuzz off of a peach. What I want to know though, why when my cousin buys his Mach 3 razor blades at the Navy base, they are like 6 bucks? WTF???

Everything on base is cheaper. It's not fair!

JediKooter · 06-04-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by korme

Everything on base is cheaper. It's not fair!

I need to find a local hook up that has exchange privileges.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-04-2010, 12:49 PM

I think Dodgerchick should go into professional food photography.

Izulde · 06-04-2010, 12:56 PM

I'm hungry.

spleen1015 · 06-04-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

WoW?

I've always wanted to play WoW but am afraid I'd be hooked.

/tk

Yep.

And you will get hooked. It is awesome. You should come play any way.

JediKooter · 06-04-2010, 01:07 PM

Welp, somehow, I ripped my pants along the seam of the right rear pocket. Ass is hanging out, I'm at work and I was walking around the halls before I realized my pants were ripped. This is not awesome, I passed several people. I have to wait for about an hour before lunch time so I can run home and change pants. I really feel like just saying I'm not feeling well and just stay home the rest of the day, but, we need to get some testing done before Monday.

spleen1015 · 06-04-2010, 01:11 PM

Back in the day when I went commando, I ripped the crotch of my pants while bowling. I put tape over it for the night. I was uncomfortable with so many people looking at my crotch.

JediKooter · 06-04-2010, 01:14 PM

Good thing I can stay seated until I take off and there's no tape anywhere to be found here.

cuervo72 · 06-04-2010, 01:15 PM

Man, I can't remember the last time my ass caught anyone's attention.

ISiddiqui · 06-04-2010, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Welp, somehow, I ripped my pants along the seam of the right rear pocket. Ass is hanging out, I'm at work and I was walking around the halls before I realized my pants were ripped. This is not awesome, I passed several people. I have to wait for about an hour before lunch time so I can run home and change pants. I really feel like just saying I'm not feeling well and just stay home the rest of the day, but, we need to get some testing done before Monday.

That was one Hell of a fart.

Dodgerchick · 06-04-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I think Dodgerchick should go into professional food photography.

!!!

Wow, thank you! There's a bunch of times when I feel my pictures aren't good enough, then I read your and Raider's Army's comments and I'm like... maybe I really should.

Really appreciate it

Dodgerchick · 06-04-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Welp, somehow, I ripped my pants along the seam of the right rear pocket. Ass is hanging out, I'm at work and I was walking around the halls before I realized my pants were ripped. This is not awesome, I passed several people. I have to wait for about an hour before lunch time so I can run home and change pants. I really feel like just saying I'm not feeling well and just stay home the rest of the day, but, we need to get some testing done before Monday.

No, leave it alone! It'll be the new fashion... ass cheeks hanging from jeans.

JediKooter · 06-04-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

That was one Hell of a fart.

If it was, I need to be in a hospital.

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

No, leave it alone! It'll be the new fashion... ass cheeks hanging from jeans.

Not a trend I want to be a starter of...

Dodgerchick · 06-04-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

If it was, I need to be in a hospital.

Not a trend I want to be a starter of...

I'm sure all the rappers would follow along. Look at how popular they made the pants so low so your underwear shows trend. All the cool kids do it.

spleen1015 · 06-04-2010, 01:46 PM

I've been thinking about switching mains, from the Shadow Priest to the Prot Pally.

JediKooter · 06-04-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I'm sure all the rappers would follow along. Look at how popular they made the pants so low so your underwear shows trend. All the cool kids do it.

Hmmm...good point.

terpkristin · 06-04-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

!!!

Wow, thank you! There's a bunch of times when I feel my pictures aren't good enough, then I read your and Raider's Army's comments and I'm like... maybe I really should.

Really appreciate it

FWIW, I think you should be doing something more with your pictures than just sharing them with us. You have talent, girl.

/tk

Greyroofoo · 06-04-2010, 03:50 PM

Today is the first time I noticed that little site-meter link that's apparently at the bottom of every single page.

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s48fofc1

Pumpy Tudors · 06-04-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

I was at the bar Headkeepers one day in January. I was drunk and we were going from Headkeepers to some other bar in downtown Greensburg. I usually park in the parking lot by the video store next to Main Bowl. I ran in to see if you were there, it was a Friday night. You were there but in the middle of bowling...I got a weird stare from one of the people behind the desk and my friends came in to get me so we could go to the next bar.

I will stop by sometime this summer.

You won't be drunk or naked when you walk in, will you?

Dodgerchick · 06-04-2010, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

FWIW, I think you should be doing something more with your pictures than just sharing them with us. You have talent, girl.

/tk

Aww shucks :*) Ant's been encouraging me to take some classes now for years. There's a pretty good program out here that I've been looking at.. might as well.

Dr. Sak · 06-04-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

You won't be drunk or naked when you walk in, will you?

I will be one of the two, it will be a surprise

Dodgerchick · 06-04-2010, 05:43 PM

pics either way plskthx.

claphamsa · 06-04-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

SI

ive been using the same on for 5 years... is that strange?

Draft Dodger · 06-05-2010, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Today is the first time I noticed that little site-meter link that's apparently at the bottom of every single page.

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s48fofc1

ditto

Greyroofoo · 06-05-2010, 09:17 AM

This is cool (or creepy), but you can look at the location of all the recent visitors to this website.

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=...v=50&pg=1&md=3

Vince, Pt. II · 06-05-2010, 12:46 PM

Rachel McAdams is really attractive.

sterlingice · 06-05-2010, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

Everything on base is cheaper. It's not fair!

All you have to do is join the military and you, too, can get that discount

SI

Draft Dodger · 06-05-2010, 09:08 PM

I hope Rosie comes home soon

MikeVic · 06-06-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Vince, Pt. II

Rachel McAdams is really attractive.

+1.

Carrot Top · 06-06-2010, 03:27 PM

You know what's attractive? My biceps.

JediKooter · 06-07-2010, 11:08 AM

That's not what Kathy Griffins buttocks said.

06-03-2010, 04:39 PM	#502
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Pumpy, I'll throw in a round of bowling if that will help the percentage as well. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-03-2010, 04:43 PM	#503
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Is helping the percentage lowering it or raising it? SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-03-2010, 05:11 PM	#512
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	As for random thoughts that don't deserve their own thread, my Wednesday night bowling league consists of the following characters: - A very large prison guard whose actions toward me are thisclose to being sexual assault - A soon-to-be-divorced woman who stands behind me and rubs her nipples when she gets bored - The prison guard's wife who is constantly grabbing the ass of the woman described above - A barber who gives really, really aggressive high fives - A very angry middle-aged man who kicks the ball return as hard as he can at least once each week - The angry man's wife who constantly flirts with me while her husband is bowling (assuming that she's flirting when she says things like "Hi, handsome! What can I do to earn a couple of dollars from you tonight?") - A black man who assumes that I'm also black (he just moved here and asked me which local radio stations play R&B music, like I would have any idea) - The black man's white wife whose first comment upon meeting me was a racial comment (nothing offensive, but still) - A man who hugs me every time he sees me - The man's wife who only hugs me half the times she sees me - My wife who wonders why the hell all these people are hugging me, slapping me, asking me about R&B music, flirting with me, touching themselves around me, and unzipping their pants threatening to do "prison tricks" for me, whatever the fuck that means Sak really needs to stop by one week. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-03-2010, 05:14 PM	#513
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm beginning to think that 'bowling league' is code for swinger party. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-03-2010, 08:22 PM	#517
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	feels like a bit of a toad right now __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-03-2010, 04:54 PM	#507
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	If you leaving the board results in us having more podcasts where I can sing JBJ...

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06-04-2010, 12:49 PM	#522
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I think Dodgerchick should go into professional food photography.

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06-04-2010, 01:07 PM	#525
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Welp, somehow, I ripped my pants along the seam of the right rear pocket. Ass is hanging out, I'm at work and I was walking around the halls before I realized my pants were ripped. This is not awesome, I passed several people. I have to wait for about an hour before lunch time so I can run home and change pants. I really feel like just saying I'm not feeling well and just stay home the rest of the day, but, we need to get some testing done before Monday. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-04-2010, 01:11 PM	#526
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Back in the day when I went commando, I ripped the crotch of my pants while bowling. I put tape over it for the night. I was uncomfortable with so many people looking at my crotch. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option? Last edited by spleen1015 : 06-04-2010 at 01:16 PM.

06-04-2010, 01:14 PM	#527
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Good thing I can stay seated until I take off and there's no tape anywhere to be found here. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-04-2010, 01:15 PM	#528
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Man, I can't remember the last time my ass caught anyone's attention. __________________ null

06-04-2010, 01:46 PM	#534
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	I've been thinking about switching mains, from the Shadow Priest to the Prot Pally. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

06-04-2010, 03:50 PM	#537
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Today is the first time I noticed that little site-meter link that's apparently at the bottom of every single page. http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s48fofc1

06-04-2010, 05:43 PM	#541
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	pics either way plskthx.

06-05-2010, 09:17 AM	#544
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	This is cool (or creepy), but you can look at the location of all the recent visitors to this website. http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=...v=50&pg=1&md=3

06-05-2010, 12:46 PM	#545
Vince, Pt. II Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Somewhere More Familiar	Rachel McAdams is really attractive.

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Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I hope Rosie comes home soon __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-06-2010, 03:27 PM	#549
Carrot Top n00b Join Date: Jun 2008	You know what's attractive? My biceps.

06-07-2010, 11:08 AM	#550
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	That's not what Kathy Griffins buttocks said. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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