06-06-2005, 12:10 AM | #1 | ||
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QUICK Name the four lamest things in history.
1. Bryan Adams
2. Pinwheel (Nickelodeon) 3. St. Elmo's Fire 4. New Kids on the Block |
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06-06-2005, 12:11 AM | #2 |
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How dare you malign Pinwheel! It was the genesis of BANANAMAN!
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06-06-2005, 12:15 AM | #4 |
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Street Fighter: The Movie
The Michael Richards Show Kelly Osborne Razor Scooters |
06-06-2005, 12:32 AM | #5 |
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STD's
Illegal prostitution the FCC Hours of Service Rules for truckers.
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06-06-2005, 01:24 AM | #6 | |
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St. Elmos Fire and NKTOB are not only not lame, they are in fact still fighting it out over the mantle of Coolest Fucking Thing That Ever Did Exist, right along with Bruce Willis circa 1985, Frampton Comes Alive on vinyl and Elle MacPherson in Sirens. Please revise this list taking these things into account mmmmkay. |
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06-06-2005, 03:42 AM | #7 |
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Apparently history only goes back to the 80s.
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06-06-2005, 04:22 AM | #8 |
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1. The series of wars and invasions that pushed the wandering, authoritarian, patriarchial herding tribes into power over the agrarian farming cultures. A number of partularly damaging sociological tropes were established here that continue to dominate to this day: money and personal property, land ownership, and permanent political leadership being only a few.
1. The assassination of Julian the Apostate, dooming an attempt to bring back a religious tolerance in Roman society and dooming the world to Christian hegemony for thousands of years. 2. Oscar Wilde dying penniless and alone, only to be truly appreciated years after his death. 4. Leisure suits. Jesus, someone mention leisure suits. |
06-06-2005, 06:19 AM | #9 |
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Some of you guys thought the title of this thread was "Bitch About MattJones4Heisman's List"
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06-06-2005, 06:28 AM | #10 |
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Lame can be many things.. but four things that come to mind quickly
1. Nehru Jackets 2. Platform Shoes 3. The fact that Jon Bon Jovi lives while John Lennon is dead. 4. That hot dogs come in 8 packs while hot dog rolls come in 10 packs.
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06-06-2005, 07:37 AM | #11 |
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1. Flavored condoms
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06-06-2005, 07:52 AM | #12 |
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Umm...
1. My old boss at GNC being fired 2. My new boss at GNC 3. People that act like they're fully utilizing 4 different stations at the gym, and your working in will just totally throw off their workout 4. Chicago Cubs
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06-06-2005, 12:05 PM | #13 |
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1. Designated Hitter
2. Sampling in music- pay for the damn rights already 3. Reality television 4. Lawyers pushing a litiguous society SI
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06-06-2005, 12:06 PM | #14 | |
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06-06-2005, 12:15 PM | #15 |
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1. Nazis
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My ex-wife.
Cheerios. Briefs. Tube socks.
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1. The New Broncos Uniforms
2. Rosie O'Donnell 3. Briana Banks tit job 4. Expansion |
06-06-2005, 02:04 PM | #18 |
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1. FOF Central Political Threads
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1. The IRL & Tony George
2. Sweetest Day 3. Dancing With The Stars 4. Good Charlotte |
06-06-2005, 02:26 PM | #21 | |
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nice one. i am disappointed I didn't say it.
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Same here. I just got done taking a road trip where the two other people in the car chose to listen to a Good Charlottle CD. It was about an hour of the same crappy song being played over and over. |
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Isn't that all punk music?
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06-06-2005, 02:48 PM | #25 |
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1.Lice
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06-06-2005, 03:00 PM | #28 |
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1. The "In the grasp" rule
2. The hook slide 3. The past 3 years of SportsCenter 4. 5 yard chuck rule. |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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1. Illinois Nazis
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06-06-2005, 03:09 PM | #31 |
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GroundCat wins
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06-06-2005, 03:30 PM | #32 |
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1) Richard III
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06-07-2005, 08:38 AM | #34 |
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1. Maroon 5
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06-07-2005, 08:48 AM | #35 |
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1. Caddyshack II
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Darn, I forgot France.
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06-07-2005, 09:49 AM | #38 |
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1. Skydog
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1 Baseball
2 seeing the team I root for lose in the last minute of a game 3 "You're lovely and sweet and smart and funny, but that's not enough." 4 not being able to come up with a 4th lame thing to list...
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06-07-2005, 04:43 PM | #43 |
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Mullets
Furby, what the fuck was that thing anyway? Who's your daddy (the reality show, not the saying) Working in a restaurant and singing happy birthday to complete strangers who it probably isn't their birthday anyway |
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06-07-2005, 05:10 PM | #46 |
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1. Pet Rocks
2. Woodstock II 3. People who win an award on tv and get all weepy like I know who they are or give a shit what they did (this is a small group since I only watch these shows when my wife or daugthers make me- we only have 1 TV with DirecTV) 4. made-for-tv special presentation award shows/lifetime achievement crap, like I give a shit some rich prick made some movies and now we have to bow down somemore so they can have another mantle dust collection tool
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06-07-2005, 05:33 PM | #47 |
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1. John Galt's Apology Post
2. Hip Hop 3. Ex-jock "analysts" 4. University of Michigan fans
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06-07-2005, 07:04 PM | #48 |
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Im my opinion the FOUR lamest things in history are:
1. Monglos being beaten by Divine Wind 2. Black Death brought about the end of Mongol Empire (though they did cause it) 3. Star Wars Episodes I, II,III (Should have really been a whole lot better). 4. Puffy Nipples
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1. Group work
2. Working at Target for the holiday season 3. Rocky Horror Picture Show 4. Lindsay Lohan's digitally reduced boob job because of anal-retentive parents.
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