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Old 01-23-2004, 11:55 PM   #1
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Beavis is alive!!!

Dude, the resemblance is uncanny. I wonder where Butthead is?

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Thursday, January 08, 2004

Will the real Beavis please stand up?

Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week.

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.

The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Rec
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:04 AM   #2
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Well I'll be JeeberD...
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:21 AM   #3
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There's a kid that went to my high school, that looked like beavis. His nickname was actually Beavis. I wonder if that's him.. Nahhh... lol
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:32 AM   #4
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wow.... I think someone will be on the website uglypeople.com soon....
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