Welp, God Help Me Redux

Coffee Warlord · 06-24-2010, 08:50 AM

As noted a couple weeks ago, I proposed. As is fairly obvious, we got it on that night. As we have now discovered, birth control is only 99% effective.

Yep. A Coffee Warchild is being brewed. Hoo boy.

MikeVic · 06-24-2010, 08:51 AM

Wow!!! Better start buying more coffee! Grats!

SirFozzie · 06-24-2010, 08:51 AM

This would be Cappuccino Warlord?

JeeberD · 06-24-2010, 08:53 AM

Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously...

flere-imsaho · 06-24-2010, 08:56 AM

Woah....

Congrats!!!

BYU 14 · 06-24-2010, 08:57 AM

Congrats CW, you will definitely live up to your board name those first few months after birth.

Well worth the lost sleep though..

Honolulu_Blue · 06-24-2010, 08:58 AM

Congrats!

Now it's time to look for a little baby penguin hat so you two will match, because, in my mind's eye, you're always wearing that thing. Always.

spleen1015 · 06-24-2010, 08:59 AM

Garts!

Mizzou B-ball fan · 06-24-2010, 09:00 AM

Get married in 6 months and then act shocked when she has a baby three months later. Then drag a guy in a post office delivery uniform into the waiting room in front of your family and beat the hell out of them.

That should save your a$$.

Kodos · 06-24-2010, 09:20 AM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! He slipped one past the goalie! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Congratulations!

Lathum · 06-24-2010, 09:29 AM

Damn, Kodos beat me to the Seinfeld reference. Must have been because I am a little slow and tired from the 3 hours of sleep I got courtesy of my 2 month old!

Congrats dude. It really is the coolest thing ever.

Logan · 06-24-2010, 09:35 AM

Good luck on convincing friends and families that you actually got engaged before planting the seed.

Congrats man.

CleBrownsfan · 06-24-2010, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously...

+1,000!!!

Grats my man!!

albionmoonlight · 06-24-2010, 10:13 AM

I don't know if your tastes run to anything stronger than coffee. But be advised that, if so, you have a built in designative driver for the next 9 months.

Basically, taking everyone's advice together--drink and sleep as much as you can over the next 9 months :-)

Kodos · 06-24-2010, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

Damn, Kodos beat me to the Seinfeld reference.

Actually, I was going more for a World Cup reference. Seinfeld?

DaddyTorgo · 06-24-2010, 10:18 AM

Hahahaha

Seriously though - congrats man!!

Coffee Warlord · 06-24-2010, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Good luck on convincing friends and families that you actually got engaged before planting the seed.

Heh! Actually, no one ever really doubted that, mainly because neither of us wanted to have children out of wedlock (or actually wanted to have children just yet, period - we wanted to wait a little longer).

Already made the wedding plans interesting. Basically, we're now going to do a civil service in the coming weeks, and have the "big" wedding as planned next year.

johnnyshaka · 06-24-2010, 10:42 AM

SINNERS!!!!!

Congrats!!

JediKooter · 06-24-2010, 10:43 AM

Congrats man. Even the best laid plans...

DaddyTorgo · 06-24-2010, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Heh! Actually, no one ever really doubted that, mainly because neither of us wanted to have children out of wedlock (or actually wanted to have children just yet, period - we wanted to wait a little longer).

Already made the wedding plans interesting. Basically, we're now going to do a civil service in the coming weeks, and have the "big" wedding as planned next year.

My sister did that with the second kid. It worked out just fine.

And since you're doing a civil service, you might even be able to convince her to skip on the whole "big church wedding" and go with more of just a "wedding party"

Marc Vaughan · 06-24-2010, 11:37 AM

Many congratulations.

PS - Me and Becca skipped the 'whole big wedding' fiasco on the basis that after the first few weeks beginning to organise it we realised that we both hated the idea/hassle and would prefer to put the money towards getting our first house instead .... never regretted doing so tbh.

(although I do have plans to do a big '20th anniversay' retake or something similar .... not that far off now, scary but true)

dolfin · 06-24-2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously...

Do not dismiss this advice!!!

Congrats!!!!

06-24-2010, 08:51 AM	#3
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06-24-2010, 08:53 AM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Congrats! I never took it seriously when people said to enjoy your freedom and sleep while you still have it. Dude, take it seriously... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

06-24-2010, 08:58 AM	#7
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Congrats! Now it's time to look for a little baby penguin hat so you two will match, because, in my mind's eye, you're always wearing that thing. Always. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

06-24-2010, 08:59 AM	#8
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Garts! __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

06-24-2010, 10:43 AM	#19
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Congrats man. Even the best laid plans... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-24-2010, 08:51 AM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Wow!!! Better start buying more coffee! Grats!

06-24-2010, 08:56 AM	#5
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Woah.... Congrats!!!

06-24-2010, 08:57 AM	#6
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Congrats CW, you will definitely live up to your board name those first few months after birth. Well worth the lost sleep though..

06-24-2010, 09:00 AM	#9
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Get married in 6 months and then act shocked when she has a baby three months later. Then drag a guy in a post office delivery uniform into the waiting room in front of your family and beat the hell out of them. That should save your a$$.

06-24-2010, 09:20 AM	#10
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! He slipped one past the goalie! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Congratulations!

06-24-2010, 09:29 AM	#11
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Damn, Kodos beat me to the Seinfeld reference. Must have been because I am a little slow and tired from the 3 hours of sleep I got courtesy of my 2 month old! Congrats dude. It really is the coolest thing ever.

06-24-2010, 09:35 AM	#12
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Good luck on convincing friends and families that you actually got engaged before planting the seed. Congrats man.

06-24-2010, 10:13 AM	#14
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I don't know if your tastes run to anything stronger than coffee. But be advised that, if so, you have a built in designative driver for the next 9 months. Basically, taking everyone's advice together--drink and sleep as much as you can over the next 9 months :-)

06-24-2010, 10:18 AM	#16
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Hahahaha Seriously though - congrats man!!

06-24-2010, 10:42 AM	#18
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	SINNERS!!!!! Congrats!!

06-24-2010, 11:37 AM	#21
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Many congratulations. PS - Me and Becca skipped the 'whole big wedding' fiasco on the basis that after the first few weeks beginning to organise it we realised that we both hated the idea/hassle and would prefer to put the money towards getting our first house instead .... never regretted doing so tbh. (although I do have plans to do a big '20th anniversay' retake or something similar .... not that far off now, scary but true)

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