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Old 05-25-2010, 09:50 PM   #1
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:55 PM   #2
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:58 PM   #3
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:11 PM   #4
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:16 PM   #5
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:45 PM   #7
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:46 PM   #8
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:21 PM   #10
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:24 PM   #11
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I hate this site. I have yet to find a question that it can actually answer. I guess I'm bad at asking questions.
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:26 PM   #12
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You need to ask questions you already know the answer to. Christ Pumpy.
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:26 PM   #13
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Old 05-26-2010, 12:07 PM   #14
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I hate this site. I have yet to find a question that it can actually answer. I guess I'm bad at asking questions.

Ditto - had some decent 'hype' but I don't rate it at present .... which isn't to say it can't evolve into something useful over time ....
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Old 05-26-2010, 12:42 PM   #15
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I thought it was 3?
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Old 05-26-2010, 12:43 PM   #16
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Old 05-26-2010, 12:43 PM   #17
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I thought it was 3?

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Old 05-26-2010, 09:26 PM   #19
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Old 05-26-2010, 09:53 PM   #20
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:17 PM   #21
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:39 PM   #22
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:25 PM   #23
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hmmm i entered "how old am i" and it knew without me supplying anything. not sure if that was just a coincidence or not.
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Old 05-27-2010, 07:24 AM   #24
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Yeah, I did that too and it knew my birth year somehow. But it got my age wrong because I haven't had my birthday this year yet.
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Mine was a year off on the year, but right on the age. Kind of weird. If you ask "who am I?" it gives your IP address. But I wonder how they figured out my age.
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Old 05-27-2010, 05:45 PM   #26
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Age and date were way off for me.
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:04 PM   #27
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What did it answer with on your age? It was 1 year off for me (it said 35).
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:08 PM   #28
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It said 35 for me too. Is everyone above who posted 35?
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:14 PM   #29
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It said 35 for me too and I am 26, so not quite Mr. Alpha
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Old 05-28-2010, 02:32 PM   #30
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I think it probably is answering Jan 1, 1975 for everyone.
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Old 05-28-2010, 03:59 PM   #32
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I guess it doesn't know everything.

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Old 05-28-2010, 03:59 PM   #33
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Old 05-28-2010, 03:59 PM   #34
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Old 05-28-2010, 04:05 PM   #35
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Old 05-28-2010, 04:05 PM   #36
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But it doesn't know the Jets' chant. Something tells me jets fans aren't that smart.

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Old 05-28-2010, 04:07 PM   #37
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Old 05-29-2010, 12:10 AM   #39
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Well at least it has the important answers.

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Old 05-29-2010, 12:14 AM   #40
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Old 05-29-2010, 01:15 PM   #41
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