WW DII - The Dungeon 2 : Dungeon Harder! GAME OVER!!! - Page 90

JAG · 04-19-2012, 04:17 AM

H.I. C.F.!

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

Black Market
JAG gives PB 3 Potions of Healing and 1 Bundle of Herbs

I. S.H.O.U.L.D.N.T. N.E.E.D. A.L.L. T.H.E.S.E. F.O.R. T.H.E. U.P.C.O.M.I.N.G. F.I.G.H.T., P.R.E.T.T.Y. S.U.R.E. M.Y. M.A.G.I.C. W.I.L.L. T.A.K.E. O.U.T. T.H.E. T.W.O. O.N. M.E. B.E.F.O.R.E. I. G.E.T. H.U.R.T. H.O.P.E.F.U.L.L.Y. T.H.I.S. W.A.Y. Y.O.U. C.A.N. S.A.V.E. Y.O.U.R. O.T.H.E.R. P.O.T.I.O.N.

Black Market
PB accepts 3 potions of healing and 1 bundle of herbs

In other words...lets do this thing!!!

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 05:35 AM

JAG, I'm probably going to have to equip this stupid shield because I can't let it eat my current one (mainly because my current one is pretty freakin' good). Can't figure out another way past this.

Sorry about the curse dude, it really, really sucks!

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 05:41 AM

Still debating this whole shield thing...not sure it can help me in today's battle, having her OR my original one. Hmmmm...

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 05:45 AM

JAG, if you log on, let me know what you think shield-wise. I was able to make the Giant miss twice in our last battle, meaning that I do need some sort of shield here and I'm afraid she'll eat my other one before we start the battle. Thoughts?

JAG · 04-19-2012, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Still debating this whole shield thing...not sure it can help me in today's battle, having her OR my original one. Hmmmm...

I.T.'S. +.2. S.O. I.T. S.H.O.U.L.D. A.T. L.E.A.S.T. B.E. D.E.C.E.N.T. F.O.R. Y.O.U.R. A.C. A.S F.O.R. A.N.Y. O.T.H.E.R. S.I.D.E. E.F.F.E.C.T.S., ...

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 05:48 AM

Yeah, that's what I figured. GUH!

Alright, for everyone's enjoyment, Abe, I will wield the cursed shield...

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 05:50 AM

This is even worse. It's one thing when Abe curses me but now I am knowingly and willingly taking on a curse. Sheesh!

JAG · 04-19-2012, 05:53 AM

M.A.Y.B.E. I.T. W.I.L.L. M.A.K.E M.O.N.S.T.E.R.S W.A.N.T. T.O. M.A.T.E. W.I.T.H. Y.O.U. I.N.S.T.E.A.D O.F. H.A.R.M. Y.O.U. I.N. T.H.E. P.R.E.S.E.N.T. R.O.O.M. T.H.A.T. M.A.Y. N.O.T. B.E. A. G.O.O.D. T.H.I.N.G. T.H.O.U.G.H.

JAG · 04-19-2012, 06:06 AM

O.R.D.E.R S.E.N.T.

Thomkal · 04-19-2012, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

I'll be interested in grabbing that soon I think. Let me get something to allow for the trade to occur next djinni sale.

Cool

Thomkal · 04-19-2012, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

S.N.I.F.F., T.H.O.S.E. S.C.R.O.L.L.S. D.E.S.E.R.V.E.D. A B.E.T.T.E.R. F.A.T.E.

Well it wasn't like I was trying to destroy them oh my all caps and periods.

Thomkal · 04-19-2012, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

This is even worse. It's one thing when Abe curses me but now I am knowingly and willingly taking on a curse. Sheesh!

It's nice that you have finally accepted your fate in Abe's Dungeon's games PB. Everybody should just pass their cursed items straight to you from now on.

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Jackal, time to start talking about movement - I'm feeling a little cocky, think it is time for the next level of bricks.

We've now been in five rooms on this level and I think we've geared up to the point where it is time to move up the fear factor a little bit. If I knew every room on this level would offer XP/rewards like this one I would be OK with it, but Gelatinous Cube's aren't going to get us to the Top 5.

I agree.

Thomkal · 04-19-2012, 07:10 AM

So did the two yells come from Jackal and Hoops? Got fresh with the fairy did you?

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Thomkal

So did the two yells come from Jackal and Hoops? Got fresh with the fairy did you?

You'd think so! But no, we're happy having her follow us around. She's much better company than Danny!

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:27 AM

Pretty fairy > ugly cow

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:28 AM

Honestly, we did her a service! She gets a life of adventure now, to see some new places. Who knows what was being done to her in that place...

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:28 AM

Sure, we're expecting her to help us out along the way, but that's only fair!

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:29 AM

I have a wand of wonder from the cube hoops, by the way. Can make random things happen. Not sure how much I want to mess around with that, but get me liquored up first and we'll see!

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:31 AM

JAG and PB attract curses, eh?

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:31 AM

Judging by karma, we can see who -really- has the evil souls.

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:32 AM

Dear Ghouls,

Go kill DV, he's gotten too cocky.

Love,

The Drunken Harp

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:33 AM

Searching, searching searching, we'll spend our morning searching .. Searching, and gawking, at faeries!

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:33 AM

I wonder if she has a name.

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:34 AM

Hey fairy, do you have a name?!

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:35 AM

Dodecadola! That's not a good name for her though.

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Alright, for everyone's enjoyment, Abe, I will wield the cursed shield...

Don't let her eat your hand! Word of advice? Keep your shield arm above your belt. All those pushups are gonna come in handy now.

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:38 AM

Maybe we should change our team name to "Two Men and a Fairy"

The Jackal · 04-19-2012, 07:42 AM

I guess I should get ready for work. Probably another busy day for me.

hoopsguy · 04-19-2012, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Jackal

JAG and PB attract curses, eh?

The best part about that, in my mind, is that I was at a point where I said "I might as well make this thread more interesting" and went to take the shield. I figured that PB was going to have a lot of fun mocking whatever curse I received.

But lo and behold, I'm an idiot and didn't read the rules properly - I can't equip a shield! So it had to move on, and it found its rightful resting spot today. We all get to continue mocking PB (and JAG, who has finally had the PB taint rub off on him). All in all, I consider the 25 gold that I spent to hold the shield before it transferred to PB money well spent.

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 08:18 AM

You know, I've basically become the Handy Manny or Dora of this dungeon, I'm carrying around a bunch of tools/items that talk. If only they sang

"I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'M...THE...SWORD!"

Ragone · 04-19-2012, 08:30 AM

Chief.. i got an exp bonus.. debating on a morning action now

ntndeacon · 04-19-2012, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

So ntndeacon, Ragone, what happens when you take those actions? My search of the room did not turn up anything.

We now have 4 charges of the lock picking wand... and I have 25 extra HP that have to be destroyed first

dubb93 · 04-19-2012, 09:11 AM

Interesting day. First off I have no idea what is in my inventory. Second I suspect if I ask Abe again I shall end up cursed!

JAG · 04-19-2012, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

You know, I've basically become the Handy Manny or Dora of this dungeon, I'm carrying around a bunch of tools/items that talk. If only they sang

"I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'M...THE...SWORD!"

H.A.H.A. N.I.C.E.

Abe Sargent · 04-19-2012, 10:09 AM

Action time!

Abe Sargent · 04-19-2012, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Black Market
PB accepts 3 potions of healing and 1 bundle of herbs

In other words...lets do this thing!!!

done

JAG · 04-19-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Or even acid arrow or icy blast

I.C.Y. B.L.A.S.T. H.A.S. B.E.E.N. A.W.E.S.O.M.E.

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 10:15 AM

Perfect timing Abe, I'm on lunch and am really curious about this combat session. Good luck JAG!

Abe Sargent · 04-19-2012, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Yeah, that's what I figured. GUH!

Alright, for everyone's enjoyment, Abe, I will wield the cursed shield...

Okay, you wield Sheila and something happens....

Purdue Brad has completed the Sexy Set!

Sheila and The Dispeller combine to form a new power of items!

The Dispeller is now a +4 sword!
Sheila is now a +4 shield!

However, the enhancement of their power comes with an enhancement of their new curse.

Sorry PB, but these items and curses were made PRE-game, just as an FYI

1). These two items are now mega-cursed. Mega-cursed items cannot be removed EVEN with a Remove spell, scroll, remedy pot, etc

2). The Dispeller's curse is back in full swing. No more vowels for you in Dispeller posts. You must also post in The Dispeller's color for Dispeller posts

3). Sheila has a curse as well. You must post in magenta for Sheila. Additionally, you must end every line by calling the person you are speaking to with a term of endearment - such as Honey, darling, cutie-pie, etc

Because of the alternating influences of sword and shield, each post you make most alternate from a Dispeller post to a Sheila post. Beginning now!

dubb93 · 04-19-2012, 10:20 AM

Abe REALLY doesn't like PB's posts. You could have just flubbed rolls and killed him Abe!

hoopsguy · 04-19-2012, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dubb93

Abe REALLY doesn't like PB's posts. You could have just flubbed rolls and killed him Abe!

Yep, but might be a little harder to kill him now with a pair of +4 items.

I wonder if he'll keep posting at his regular rate, or just try to shut it down to avoid the pain and suffering from these curses?

JAG · 04-19-2012, 10:27 AM

Y.A.Y. C.U.R.S.E.D. 4. L.I.F.E.

H.E.Y., A.T. L.E.A.S.T. Y.O.U. G.O.T. U.S.E.F.U.L. I.T.E.M.S. W.I.T.H. Y.O.U.R. C.U.R.S.E. !.

CrimsonFox · 04-19-2012, 10:27 AM

I think PB and the shield make a lovely couple.

CrimsonFox · 04-19-2012, 10:28 AM

What if they had kids. I suspect the shield will get PB pregnant.

CrimsonFox · 04-19-2012, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

H.I. C.F.!

H? I? J? A? G?

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 10:31 AM

Ww, wzzp dwgs! PB, Shld, and m r tgh 2 kll. Brng t n gnts!

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 10:31 AM

Damn, this sword is obnoxious, ain't that right sweety pie?

PurdueBrad · 04-19-2012, 10:32 AM

<---- (says nothing, rolls eyes, and prays for death)

04-19-2012, 05:41 AM	#4454
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Still debating this whole shield thing...not sure it can help me in today's battle, having her OR my original one. Hmmmm... Last edited by PurdueBrad : 04-19-2012 at 05:44 AM.

04-19-2012, 10:09 AM	#4487
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Action time! __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-19-2012, 05:35 AM	#4453
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	JAG, I'm probably going to have to equip this stupid shield because I can't let it eat my current one (mainly because my current one is pretty freakin' good). Can't figure out another way past this. Sorry about the curse dude, it really, really sucks!

04-19-2012, 05:45 AM	#4455
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	JAG, if you log on, let me know what you think shield-wise. I was able to make the Giant miss twice in our last battle, meaning that I do need some sort of shield here and I'm afraid she'll eat my other one before we start the battle. Thoughts?

04-19-2012, 05:48 AM	#4457
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Yeah, that's what I figured. GUH! Alright, for everyone's enjoyment, Abe, I will wield the cursed shield...

04-19-2012, 05:50 AM	#4458
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	This is even worse. It's one thing when Abe curses me but now I am knowingly and willingly taking on a curse. Sheesh!

04-19-2012, 05:53 AM	#4459
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	M.A.Y.B.E. I.T. W.I.L.L. M.A.K.E M.O.N.S.T.E.R.S W.A.N.T. T.O. M.A.T.E. W.I.T.H. Y.O.U. I.N.S.T.E.A.D O.F. H.A.R.M. Y.O.U. I.N. T.H.E. P.R.E.S.E.N.T. R.O.O.M. T.H.A.T. M.A.Y. N.O.T. B.E. A. G.O.O.D. T.H.I.N.G. T.H.O.U.G.H.

04-19-2012, 07:10 AM	#4465
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	So did the two yells come from Jackal and Hoops? Got fresh with the fairy did you?

04-19-2012, 07:27 AM	#4467
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Pretty fairy > ugly cow

04-19-2012, 07:28 AM	#4468
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Honestly, we did her a service! She gets a life of adventure now, to see some new places. Who knows what was being done to her in that place...

04-19-2012, 07:28 AM	#4469
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Sure, we're expecting her to help us out along the way, but that's only fair!

04-19-2012, 07:29 AM	#4470
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I have a wand of wonder from the cube hoops, by the way. Can make random things happen. Not sure how much I want to mess around with that, but get me liquored up first and we'll see!

04-19-2012, 07:31 AM	#4471
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	JAG and PB attract curses, eh?

04-19-2012, 07:31 AM	#4472
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Judging by karma, we can see who -really- has the evil souls.

04-19-2012, 07:32 AM	#4473
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Dear Ghouls, Go kill DV, he's gotten too cocky. Love, The Drunken Harp

04-19-2012, 07:33 AM	#4474
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Searching, searching searching, we'll spend our morning searching .. Searching, and gawking, at faeries!

04-19-2012, 07:33 AM	#4475
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I wonder if she has a name.

04-19-2012, 07:34 AM	#4476
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Hey fairy, do you have a name?!

04-19-2012, 07:35 AM	#4477
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Dodecadola! That's not a good name for her though.

04-19-2012, 07:38 AM	#4479
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Maybe we should change our team name to "Two Men and a Fairy"

04-19-2012, 07:42 AM	#4480
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I guess I should get ready for work. Probably another busy day for me.

04-19-2012, 08:18 AM	#4482
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	You know, I've basically become the Handy Manny or Dora of this dungeon, I'm carrying around a bunch of tools/items that talk. If only they sang "I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'm the sword, I'M...THE...SWORD!"

04-19-2012, 08:30 AM	#4483
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Chief.. i got an exp bonus.. debating on a morning action now

04-19-2012, 10:15 AM	#4490
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Perfect timing Abe, I'm on lunch and am really curious about this combat session. Good luck JAG!

04-19-2012, 10:27 AM	#4494
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	Y.A.Y. C.U.R.S.E.D. 4. L.I.F.E. H.E.Y., A.T. L.E.A.S.T. Y.O.U. G.O.T. U.S.E.F.U.L. I.T.E.M.S. W.I.T.H. Y.O.U.R. C.U.R.S.E. !.

04-19-2012, 10:27 AM	#4495
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	I think PB and the shield make a lovely couple.

04-19-2012, 10:28 AM	#4496
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	What if they had kids. I suspect the shield will get PB pregnant.

04-19-2012, 10:31 AM	#4498
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Ww, wzzp dwgs! PB, Shld, and m r tgh 2 kll. Brng t n gnts!

04-19-2012, 10:31 AM	#4499
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Damn, this sword is obnoxious, ain't that right sweety pie?

04-19-2012, 10:32 AM	#4500
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	<---- (says nothing, rolls eyes, and prays for death)

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