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Old 01-28-2004, 06:54 PM   #1
NoMyths
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OT - Hit Me! AKA The Best Mug Shot Ever*

*excepting Henry Earl, of course.

Link here: James Brown charged with domestic violence.

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Old 01-28-2004, 06:59 PM   #2
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What's sort of odd (besides that photo, of course) is that Brown is 70, and his wife is 33.

Does anyone honestly think there are many 33 year-old women who couldn't hold their own against a 70 year-old man?
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Old 01-28-2004, 06:59 PM   #3
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I'm gonna beat my wife
I'm gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2x4
Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower

Gonna beat my wife
Look out!

Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat your wife
Gonna beat his wife
Gonna beat her wife
Gonna beat my wife
Gonna slap my wife
Gonna kick my wife
Good God, y'all!

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat my wife
At the shelter
Helter skelter

Wife kickin'
Finger lickin'
Wife killin'
It's thrillin'

Oh baby please don't beat me, baby
I promise I'll never sleep with the moon in my face no more!

I'm gonna beat my wife
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Old 01-28-2004, 07:13 PM   #4
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*dances with fritz*
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:15 PM   #5
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Does anyone honestly think there are many 33 year-old women who couldn't hold their own against a 70 year-old man?

My dad is 77, and I don't think many folks who post here could take him. He helped me move a couple of years ago, and all of my friends were complaining that he was shaming us by out working everyone else.
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:25 PM   #6
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yeah I laughed when I seen the pic.
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:30 PM   #7
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If John Galt is correct about surnames, then James Brown should be required to take his wife's name.
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:48 PM   #8
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That's one f'd up mug shot.
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Old 01-28-2004, 08:53 PM   #9
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That is his publicist.
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:24 PM   #10
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He can only keep that up for another 30 or 40 years before it will start to wear on him.

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My dad is 77, and I don't think many folks who post here could take him. He helped me move a couple of years ago, and all of my friends were complaining that he was shaming us by out working everyone else.
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:32 PM   #11
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Not quite Nick Nolte but close.
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:41 PM   #12
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Have you seen George Clinton's mugshot from his arrest in Tallahassee a few weeks ago?
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Old 01-28-2004, 10:25 PM   #13
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Have you seen George Clinton's mugshot from his arrest in Tallahassee a few weeks ago?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gclintonmug1.html

Are we sure that's not just the computer aging estimate of what Michael Jackson would look like without plastic surgery?
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Old 01-29-2004, 02:00 AM   #14
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/bleethmug1.html

Im partial to that one, scares the living hell out of me.
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Old 01-29-2004, 07:47 AM   #15
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Free James Brown!





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Old 01-29-2004, 07:52 AM   #16
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I'd wondered if there was anyone other than me that remebered that.
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Old 01-29-2004, 09:19 AM   #17
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My dad is 77, and I don't think many folks who post here could take him. He helped me move a couple of years ago, and all of my friends were complaining that he was shaming us by out working everyone else.

My grandfather is 80 and could kick all of our asses at tennis....
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