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Dodgerchick · 04-08-2010, 11:27 PM

jesus, i should have gotten 2 of these 24 oz bottles.. damn it, i'm all out

Lathum · 04-08-2010, 11:31 PM

I miss drinking

Dodgerchick · 04-08-2010, 11:37 PM

how long has it been?

Lathum · 04-08-2010, 11:39 PM

hmm, about a month or so. Someone has to drive the Mrs. to the hospital when she goes so it's not worth the risk.

Dodgerchick · 04-08-2010, 11:42 PM

ahh yes, good call. you never know when the kid is ready to make an apperance

Greyroofoo · 04-09-2010, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I miss drinking

Ugh same here, I'm 5 days shy of 6 months sober.

JeeberD · 04-09-2010, 05:34 AM

I've cut WAY back on drinking since the last couple of months of the pregnancy. Need to be sober in case the kid needs me, don't really want him growing up with a dad who gets drunk regularly, and it helps save money for daycare...

MacroGuru · 04-09-2010, 05:46 AM

Alright, who let conscious thought into the illogical thread?

Dodgerchick · 04-09-2010, 06:44 AM

Hah, my son's the reason why I'm in here

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-02-2010, 06:46 PM

Has it really been almost a month since anybody posted here?

Well, I for one, am quite intoxicated. I think this is margarita number 5...

Drink up, people!

Greyroofoo · 05-02-2010, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Has it really been almost a month since anybody posted here?

Figures, I get sober and this thread dies.

Whatever happened to amdaily?

Autumn · 05-02-2010, 09:17 PM

I'm knocking back some whiskey right now for my grandpa. He just died and we buried him with a bottle of his favorite. Anyone else is welcome to join in ;-)

Karlifornia · 05-02-2010, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

I'm knocking back some whiskey right now for my grandpa. He just died and we buried him with a bottle of his favorite. Anyone else is welcome to join in ;-)

Consider me there

Dodgerchick · 05-02-2010, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Has it really been almost a month since anybody posted here?

Well, I for one, am quite intoxicated. I think this is margarita number 5...

Drink up, people!

Not drunk enough, you're typing legibly!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

I'm knocking back some whiskey right now for my grandpa. He just died and we buried him with a bottle of his favorite. Anyone else is welcome to join in ;-)

wish i had some vodka or tequila, I'd drink one for him too.

Karlifornia · 05-02-2010, 10:51 PM

I'm gonna drink and then watch Human Centipede!

Bad-example · 05-02-2010, 11:08 PM

Got a late start but I had to run out for some pizza (with pepperoni, ham, olives, onions and jalapenos) before I could have some booze.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn

I'm knocking back some whiskey right now for my grandpa. He just died and we buried him with a bottle of his favorite. Anyone else is welcome to join in ;-)

There is a fat guy in California that just sipped a shot of Wild Turkey and toasted your grandfather. Sorry for your loss.

Dodgerchick · 05-02-2010, 11:34 PM

Pizza and booze is the best.

JeeberD · 05-04-2010, 10:39 AM

Man, I was cutting back on booze to begin with, and then the wife loses her job. That really makes it difficult to justify buying some...

Bad-example · 05-04-2010, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Pizza and booze is the best.

Hell yeah. Pizza and booze go together like dames and hooch.

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-04-2010, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Not drunk enough, you're typing legibly!

I had (80) proof read and made correction after correction. I have high standards here due to the exceptional quality of most posts. Indeed.

Coffee Warlord · 05-21-2010, 10:32 PM

Proposal to the now official fiance.

Dinner. Drinks.
Bar. Drinks.
Home. Champagne.

Whee.

Telle · 05-29-2010, 12:07 AM

So I've found out tonight, tequila and cherry coke taste GREAT together.

stevew · 05-29-2010, 12:26 AM

Bacardi Limón and Cherry Coke is a dangerous combo.

Dodgerchick · 05-29-2010, 12:31 AM

Had some red wine and buzzed for a bit but it's gone now.

Telle · 05-29-2010, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Bacardi Limón and Cherry Coke is a dangerous combo.

Do you have any idea how many flavors of Bacardi there are? I had to search high and low to find "regular" Bacardi when RendeR wanted the fixings for Long Islands, because there was a whole shelf full of the flavored shit and nothing else to be found.

stevew · 05-29-2010, 01:18 AM

I think Limon was one of the first flavors. I did go to a store a few years back and noticed what you're talking about though. I barely drink anything and it's usually beer or malternatives.

Izulde · 05-29-2010, 02:44 AM

I'm so drunk I'd fuck a plain looking chick.

MacroGuru · 06-07-2010, 11:04 PM

Where is the thread for those fucked up on prescriptoom medication. My Ambien has become my best friend. My doctor told me I needed it because ofthe fact I was only aaveraging 2 to 3 hours a sleep a night and rhe bulk of it was restless...I hate waking up and having dreams of Cringer kicking down the door and choking my ass while the wife laughs her ass off and watches. And then taken back to a child hood where I grew up andhave everyone throw pickle chips at you.

Then combine it with an all out sword duel with the wifes boyfriend on the jungle gym and yelling from the top of my lungs highlander style, Their can only be one! As I bring the sword down....now those are messed up dreams that I get when I am not on my ambien. Right now I am, and i pretty much want everyone to know I love them, they mean the world to me and I could deal with a lot of the bullshit in my life if it wasn't for FOFC and RendeR and Telle.......LaForge Out!

terpkristin · 06-07-2010, 11:24 PM

I'm kinda dopey on percocet right now.
Yay for back surgery?

/tk

Vince, Pt. II · 06-13-2010, 04:40 PM

Note to self: saying "The fat ugly chick from the bar is in the kitchen" is not a good idea when talking to her boyfriend.

Greyroofoo · 06-13-2010, 04:46 PM

He needs to know

MacroGuru · 06-13-2010, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince, Pt. II

Note to self: saying "The fat ugly chick from the bar is in the kitchen" is not a good idea when talking to her boyfriend.

Well...did he thank you for letting him know?

MacroGuru · 06-16-2010, 03:47 PM

If RendeR let's me...tonight I am raiding his beer stash and getting drunk....I think really drunk is needed.

Dodgerchick · 06-22-2010, 07:22 PM

Mai Tai down, now I'm working on a Zcrewdriver

MacroGuru · 07-01-2010, 05:40 PM

Wow...I usually take my ambien and put the electronics down...

Last night I was a posting and web surfing fool...For those who I chatted with and made zero sense...I am sorry...

Remember, Ambien and Electronics do not mix!

Sun Tzu · 07-01-2010, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Wow...I usually take my ambien and put the electronics down...

Last night I was a posting and web surfing fool...For those who I chatted with and made zero sense...I am sorry...

Remember, Ambien and Electronics do not mix!

"view more posts by MacroGuru" produced very un-entertaining results.

sigh

MacroGuru · 07-01-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

"view more posts by MacroGuru" produced very un-entertaining results.

sigh

No, I was talking FB chat with some people...I did also sign up for almost every online university to call me, which they have done today...LOL.

korme · 07-01-2010, 08:39 PM

when i drink i'm way too hammered/busy to open this thread up. maybe i should leave this up tonight for when i get home... better than writing on ppl's walls on facebook. it's never good in the morning.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-18-2010, 11:47 PM

i love you guys. you guys are GREAT peoples. i really love you guys

Greyroofoo · 07-18-2010, 11:49 PM

Even me?

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 12:24 AM

I am not nearly drunk enough.

ok I'm not drunk at all.

I'm ashamed of myself......

MacroGuru · 07-19-2010, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

I am not nearly drunk enough.

ok I'm not drunk at all.

I'm ashamed of myself......

Ginger Beer With Rum and Limes....It goes down well...

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Ginger Beer With Rum and Limes....It goes down well...

Ginger beer: Nope.

Limes: Nope.

Rum: DING!

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 12:47 AM

Long Islands on the Counter, Mix your own!

MacroGuru · 07-19-2010, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

Long Islands on the Counter, Mix your own!

LOL

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 01:07 AM

"You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels

To be MEeeeeeeeeeeeee"

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 01:18 AM

Time for another lOng Island.....

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 01:45 AM

Ok 3 of MY long islands in, I now qualify for this thread!

Shame EVISCERATED!

SackAttack · 07-19-2010, 01:53 AM

If you can still spell eviscerated while posting in this thread and claiming to be drunk, you can't use it as an adjective for your shame.

Sorry.

RendeR · 07-19-2010, 02:08 AM

Its called FIREFOX SPELLCHECK mutha fuckerherejnbgkdgnkfgnfk

Suck m,y left testicale =)

04-08-2010, 11:27 PM	#2701
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	jesus, i should have gotten 2 of these 24 oz bottles.. damn it, i'm all out __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

04-08-2010, 11:37 PM	#2703
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	how long has it been? __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

04-08-2010, 11:42 PM	#2705
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	ahh yes, good call. you never know when the kid is ready to make an apperance __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

04-09-2010, 05:34 AM	#2707
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I've cut WAY back on drinking since the last couple of months of the pregnancy. Need to be sober in case the kid needs me, don't really want him growing up with a dad who gets drunk regularly, and it helps save money for daycare... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-09-2010, 05:46 AM	#2708
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Alright, who let conscious thought into the illogical thread? __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

04-08-2010, 11:31 PM	#2702
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I miss drinking

04-08-2010, 11:39 PM	#2704
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	hmm, about a month or so. Someone has to drive the Mrs. to the hospital when she goes so it's not worth the risk.

04-09-2010, 06:44 AM	#2709
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Hah, my son's the reason why I'm in here __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

05-02-2010, 06:46 PM	#2710
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Has it really been almost a month since anybody posted here? Well, I for one, am quite intoxicated. I think this is margarita number 5... Drink up, people!

05-02-2010, 09:17 PM	#2712
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I'm knocking back some whiskey right now for my grandpa. He just died and we buried him with a bottle of his favorite. Anyone else is welcome to join in ;-)

05-02-2010, 10:51 PM	#2715
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm gonna drink and then watch Human Centipede! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-02-2010, 11:34 PM	#2717
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Pizza and booze is the best. __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

05-04-2010, 10:39 AM	#2718
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Man, I was cutting back on booze to begin with, and then the wife loses her job. That really makes it difficult to justify buying some... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-21-2010, 10:32 PM	#2721
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Proposal to the now official fiance. Dinner. Drinks. Bar. Drinks. Home. Champagne. Whee.

05-29-2010, 12:07 AM	#2722
Telle College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY	So I've found out tonight, tequila and cherry coke taste GREAT together.

05-29-2010, 12:26 AM	#2723
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Bacardi Limón and Cherry Coke is a dangerous combo.

05-29-2010, 12:31 AM	#2724
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Had some red wine and buzzed for a bit but it's gone now.

05-29-2010, 01:18 AM	#2726
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I think Limon was one of the first flavors. I did go to a store a few years back and noticed what you're talking about though. I barely drink anything and it's usually beer or malternatives.

05-29-2010, 02:44 AM	#2727
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I'm so drunk I'd fuck a plain looking chick. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

06-07-2010, 11:04 PM	#2728
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Where is the thread for those fucked up on prescriptoom medication. My Ambien has become my best friend. My doctor told me I needed it because ofthe fact I was only aaveraging 2 to 3 hours a sleep a night and rhe bulk of it was restless...I hate waking up and having dreams of Cringer kicking down the door and choking my ass while the wife laughs her ass off and watches. And then taken back to a child hood where I grew up andhave everyone throw pickle chips at you. Then combine it with an all out sword duel with the wifes boyfriend on the jungle gym and yelling from the top of my lungs highlander style, Their can only be one! As I bring the sword down....now those are messed up dreams that I get when I am not on my ambien. Right now I am, and i pretty much want everyone to know I love them, they mean the world to me and I could deal with a lot of the bullshit in my life if it wasn't for FOFC and RendeR and Telle.......LaForge Out! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

06-07-2010, 11:24 PM	#2729
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I'm kinda dopey on percocet right now. Yay for back surgery? /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

06-13-2010, 04:40 PM	#2730
Vince, Pt. II Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Somewhere More Familiar	Note to self: saying "The fat ugly chick from the bar is in the kitchen" is not a good idea when talking to her boyfriend.

06-13-2010, 04:46 PM	#2731
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	He needs to know

06-16-2010, 03:47 PM	#2733
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	If RendeR let's me...tonight I am raiding his beer stash and getting drunk....I think really drunk is needed. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

06-22-2010, 07:22 PM	#2734
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Mai Tai down, now I'm working on a Zcrewdriver

07-01-2010, 05:40 PM	#2735
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Wow...I usually take my ambien and put the electronics down... Last night I was a posting and web surfing fool...For those who I chatted with and made zero sense...I am sorry... Remember, Ambien and Electronics do not mix! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

07-01-2010, 08:39 PM	#2738
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	when i drink i'm way too hammered/busy to open this thread up. maybe i should leave this up tonight for when i get home... better than writing on ppl's walls on facebook. it's never good in the morning.

07-18-2010, 11:47 PM	#2739
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	i love you guys. you guys are GREAT peoples. i really love you guys

07-18-2010, 11:49 PM	#2740
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Even me?

07-19-2010, 12:24 AM	#2741
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I am not nearly drunk enough. ok I'm not drunk at all. I'm ashamed of myself...... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-19-2010, 12:47 AM	#2744
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Long Islands on the Counter, Mix your own! __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-19-2010, 01:07 AM	#2746
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	"You don't know how it feels You don't know how it feels To be MEeeeeeeeeeeeee" __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-19-2010, 01:18 AM	#2747
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Time for another lOng Island..... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-19-2010, 01:45 AM	#2748
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Ok 3 of MY long islands in, I now qualify for this thread! Shame EVISCERATED! __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-19-2010, 01:53 AM	#2749
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	If you can still spell eviscerated while posting in this thread and claiming to be drunk, you can't use it as an adjective for your shame. Sorry.