Need a Good Pickup Line

tarcone · 01-21-2006, 09:58 PM

going to a bar later...anybody got a winner?

st.cronin · 01-21-2006, 10:01 PM

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

st.cronin · 01-21-2006, 10:03 PM

dola - not sure what kind of bar you're going to, but this might work.

"Want to cross streams?"

ShovelMonkey · 01-21-2006, 10:04 PM

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

sovereignstar · 01-21-2006, 10:06 PM

wanna fuck?

Pumpy Tudors · 01-21-2006, 10:06 PM

You: "I've got this great knock-knock joke, but you have to start it! It'll be hilarious! Go ahead!"
Him: "Knock-knock."
You: "Who's there?"

The fun can only continue from there.

tarcone · 01-21-2006, 10:08 PM

ok not a gay bar strictly male/female but a local bar with a hoosier slant (i.e. slight white trash)

tarcone · 01-21-2006, 10:08 PM

oh and im already really buzzed so anything goes...woo hoo

st.cronin · 01-21-2006, 10:09 PM

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

tarcone · 01-21-2006, 10:15 PM

Desmond · 01-21-2006, 10:19 PM

"I bet you dont give head half as good as your mother"

ShovelMonkey · 01-21-2006, 10:21 PM

Or maybe..."The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor."

thealmighty · 01-21-2006, 11:19 PM

Just do what sabotai does and show off your 19" of manhood.

Dutch · 01-21-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealmighty

Just do what sabotai does and show off your 19" of manhood.

"Excuse me, while I whip this out..."

Greyroofoo · 01-22-2006, 12:25 AM

*insert Chuck Norris Fact*

FrogMan · 01-22-2006, 12:28 AM

I hear the Dodge Ram series is a good line of pickup...

FM

Coffee Warlord · 01-22-2006, 12:32 AM

Heh. Ironically, the old method still works, as was proven at a bar last night, with me and my buddy.

He just tells the bartender to buy some girl a drink, and a short while later, there we are shooting the shit with em. Of course, all 3 of them turned out to be engaged, but it made for an amusing half hour.

Vinatieri for Prez · 01-22-2006, 02:48 AM

Sounds like a waste of a drink to me. What's the great method you're talking about: Buy her a drink -- leads to nowhere.??

sabotai · 01-22-2006, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealmighty

Just do what sabotai does and show off your 19" of manhood.

"Hey baby, if you come back to my room, I'll show you my 19 inches."

Julio Riddols · 01-22-2006, 03:25 AM

Hey there, I'm "your name" but everyone calls me sarge.. wanna go back to the barracks and meet my privates?

Ragone · 01-22-2006, 05:52 AM

Hey baby, are you going to be walking to your car alone tonight? i'll just be over here watching you all night

GrantDawg · 01-22-2006, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

I hear the Dodge Ram series is a good line of pickup...

FM

If you like having your transmission fall out. Tundra is the only way to go.

fantastic flying froggies · 01-22-2006, 08:49 AM

How about "I won a super bowl in 1972 with the Houston Oilers"?

timmae · 01-22-2006, 09:22 AM

need an update tarcone... which was used and didja?!

Fidatelo · 01-22-2006, 11:17 AM

I feel bad that I didn't see this thread in time. I'll give you this beauty in case you still need it for next time:

"Hey baby, you don't sweat much for a fat chick!"

st.cronin · 01-22-2006, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Sounds like a waste of a drink to me. What's the great method you're talking about: Buy her a drink -- leads to nowhere.??

60 percent of the time, it works every time.

duckman · 01-22-2006, 11:39 AM

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What? You don't like pizza?"

Desnudo · 01-22-2006, 02:37 PM

Hello, my name is tarcone. How are you doing tonight? Works everytime.

Then offer to do a tequila shooter off her cleavage.

tarcone · 01-22-2006, 02:39 PM

LOL they were all outstanding. the Oiler one i thought would win but the girl didnt know what a houston oiler was. unfortunately, i was denied last night as none got me over the top

Rizon · 01-22-2006, 02:54 PM

"Wanna see Brokeback Mountain?"

Dutch · 01-22-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

"Wanna see Brokeback Mountain where we can be alone?"

Joe · 01-22-2006, 03:51 PM

I tell them my name, say that they're the most beautiful woman in the bar, and ask if I can buy them a drink. It works.

Balldog · 01-22-2006, 06:04 PM

Last night I was simply wasted....don't do this:

Decent looking chick that I made eye contact with earlier comes up to me and says, "hi, my name is Jamie." I reply "hi, my name is Scott." She says "its nice to me you, you are cute." I reply, "it is isn't? How lucky you must feel." She just looks at me like I'm the biggest asshole she had ever met and walked away.

My friends were like "what the fuck are you doing?"

FrogMan · 01-22-2006, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

I tell them my name, say that they're the most beautiful woman in the bar, and ask if I can buy them a drink. It works.

you mean, you really have to tell them your name? Don't they know who GWB is???

FM

sterlingice · 01-22-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

you mean, you really have to tell them your name? Don't they know who GWB is???

FM

Dang it, FM. You stole the overdone, cheesy joke I was going to make.

SI

Desnudo · 01-22-2006, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

you mean, you really have to tell them your name? Don't they know who GWB is???

FM

Since he's president he uses a code name when he's out on the town, Johnny Canada.

Groundhog · 01-22-2006, 07:37 PM

I have never used a pickup line, and never will. I can't imagine them ever working. The best way to pickup is just to dance IMO. If you go out on the dance floor, bust some moves & look like you're enjoying yourself then it's got a pretty high success rate I've found.

sterlingice · 01-22-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Since he's president he uses a code name when he's out on the town, Johnny Canada.

Awesome

I saw we make that GWB's custom title

SI

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-22-2006, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balldog

Decent looking chick that I made eye contact with earlier comes up to me and says, "hi, my name is Jamie." I reply "hi, my name is Scott." She says "its nice to me you, you are cute." I reply, "it is isn't? How lucky you must feel." She just looks at me like I'm the biggest asshole she had ever met and walked away.

Wow, and this didn't work for you?

Balldog · 01-22-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Wow, and this didn't work for you?

haha

I just wasn't that interested. Its not like I was serious about it, she couldn't even tell I was joking...obviously no sense of humor at all.

My friend was home from Cleveland for the weekend and we were out to have a good time with the guys.

Vinatieri for Prez · 01-23-2006, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

60 percent of the time, it works every time.

The odds are the same whether you buy the drink or not. That's my point.

st.cronin · 01-23-2006, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

The odds are the same whether you buy the drink or not. That's my point.

Actually, I disagree. Buy her the drink, and I think her respect level drops. Unless she's a drunk, then and only then does she get interested.

NEVER pay for the drink.

Just my own experience, from several years working behind a bar.

Vinatieri for Prez · 01-23-2006, 01:18 AM

I agree for the most part. I've always thought there was certainly no positive, but never really thought there was a negative in terms of "respect" (other than being out $5). I've always thought the other way around -- if I have to buy them a drink to get their ear, then I don't have respect for them and don't want to go there anyways.

KJDelaney · 01-23-2006, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarcone

going to a bar later...anybody got a winner?

"i have all my shots, and a pocket full of $20's"

Mustang · 01-23-2006, 02:38 AM

44 posts and no 'cocky and funny' line??

bbor · 01-23-2006, 04:14 AM

Fuck me if i'm wrong,but is'nt your name Olga?

ThunderingHERD · 01-23-2006, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balldog

Last night I was simply wasted....don't do this:

Decent looking chick that I made eye contact with earlier comes up to me and says, "hi, my name is Jamie." I reply "hi, my name is Scott." She says "its nice to me you, you are cute." I reply, "it is isn't? How lucky you must feel." She just looks at me like I'm the biggest asshole she had ever met and walked away.

My friends were like "what the fuck are you doing?"

Man, I use stuff like that all the time--not as a some great pickup strategy, mostly just to amuse myself. I can't imagine it not working if the girl approached you, unless your delivery was off or she had no sense of humor.

M GO BLUE!!! · 01-23-2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarcone

ok not a gay bar strictly male/female but a local bar with a hoosier slant (i.e. slight white trash)

Ya reckon we's kin?

BuffaloHuskey · 01-23-2006, 10:21 AM

If you really want to get a mixed reaction try this....

Hi my name is ["insert name here"] and I am hung like a hockey puck. It is funny to wacth the girls' facial expressions when she is visualizing this.

duckman · 01-23-2006, 01:18 PM

"So how much?"

01-21-2006, 10:01 PM	#2
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-21-2006, 10:03 PM	#3
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	dola - not sure what kind of bar you're going to, but this might work. "Want to cross streams?" __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-21-2006, 10:04 PM	#4
ShovelMonkey H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central PA	Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! __________________ It only hurts for a little while...

01-21-2006, 10:06 PM	#6
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	You: "I've got this great knock-knock joke, but you have to start it! It'll be hilarious! Go ahead!" Him: "Knock-knock." You: "Who's there?" The fun can only continue from there. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 01-21-2006 at 10:07 PM.

01-21-2006, 10:09 PM	#9
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party." "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-21-2006, 10:06 PM	#5
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	wanna fuck?

01-21-2006, 10:08 PM	#7
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	ok not a gay bar strictly male/female but a local bar with a hoosier slant (i.e. slight white trash)

01-21-2006, 10:15 PM	#10
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	nice

01-21-2006, 10:19 PM	#11
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	"I bet you dont give head half as good as your mother"

01-21-2006, 10:21 PM	#12
ShovelMonkey H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central PA	Or maybe..."The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor." __________________ It only hurts for a little while...

01-21-2006, 11:19 PM	#13
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	Just do what sabotai does and show off your 19" of manhood. __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

01-22-2006, 12:25 AM	#15
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	insert Chuck Norris Fact

01-22-2006, 12:28 AM	#16
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	I hear the Dodge Ram series is a good line of pickup... FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

01-22-2006, 12:32 AM	#17
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Heh. Ironically, the old method still works, as was proven at a bar last night, with me and my buddy. He just tells the bartender to buy some girl a drink, and a short while later, there we are shooting the shit with em. Of course, all 3 of them turned out to be engaged, but it made for an amusing half hour.

01-22-2006, 02:48 AM	#18
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Sounds like a waste of a drink to me. What's the great method you're talking about: Buy her a drink -- leads to nowhere.?? Last edited by Vinatieri for Prez : 01-22-2006 at 02:49 AM.

01-22-2006, 03:25 AM	#20
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Hey there, I'm "your name" but everyone calls me sarge.. wanna go back to the barracks and meet my privates? __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

01-22-2006, 05:52 AM	#21
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Hey baby, are you going to be walking to your car alone tonight? i'll just be over here watching you all night

01-22-2006, 08:49 AM	#23
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	How about "I won a super bowl in 1972 with the Houston Oilers"? __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

01-22-2006, 09:22 AM	#24
timmae College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago	need an update tarcone... which was used and didja?! __________________ Interactive OOTP 15 Dynasty (Single Season) CHAMPION!! Oh yeah... Happy New York Day everyone!

01-22-2006, 11:17 AM	#25
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I feel bad that I didn't see this thread in time. I'll give you this beauty in case you still need it for next time: "Hey baby, you don't sweat much for a fat chick!" __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

01-22-2006, 02:37 PM	#28
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Hello, my name is tarcone. How are you doing tonight? Works everytime. Then offer to do a tequila shooter off her cleavage.

01-22-2006, 02:39 PM	#29
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	LOL they were all outstanding. the Oiler one i thought would win but the girl didnt know what a houston oiler was. unfortunately, i was denied last night as none got me over the top

01-22-2006, 03:51 PM	#32
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	I tell them my name, say that they're the most beautiful woman in the bar, and ask if I can buy them a drink. It works.

01-22-2006, 06:04 PM	#33
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	Last night I was simply wasted....don't do this: Decent looking chick that I made eye contact with earlier comes up to me and says, "hi, my name is Jamie." I reply "hi, my name is Scott." She says "its nice to me you, you are cute." I reply, "it is isn't? How lucky you must feel." She just looks at me like I'm the biggest asshole she had ever met and walked away. My friends were like "what the fuck are you doing?"

01-22-2006, 07:37 PM	#37
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	I have never used a pickup line, and never will. I can't imagine them ever working. The best way to pickup is just to dance IMO. If you go out on the dance floor, bust some moves & look like you're enjoying yourself then it's got a pretty high success rate I've found. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

01-23-2006, 01:18 AM	#43
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	I agree for the most part. I've always thought there was certainly no positive, but never really thought there was a negative in terms of "respect" (other than being out $5). I've always thought the other way around -- if I have to buy them a drink to get their ear, then I don't have respect for them and don't want to go there anyways.

01-23-2006, 02:38 AM	#45
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	44 posts and no 'cocky and funny' line?? __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

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bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Fuck me if i'm wrong,but is'nt your name Olga? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-23-2006, 10:21 AM	#49
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	If you really want to get a mixed reaction try this.... Hi my name is ["insert name here"] and I am hung like a hockey puck. It is funny to wacth the girls' facial expressions when she is visualizing this. __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

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