Trapped in the Closet Video - using Sims 2

Young Drachma · 07-31-2005, 10:35 PM

Not sure if it's just really creative or if someone had too much time on their hands.

But this is really hilarious.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Young Drachma · 07-31-2005, 10:36 PM

Couldn't find Part 5

stevew · 07-31-2005, 10:42 PM

Man, good find.

Cringer · 07-31-2005, 10:44 PM

thats funny. still a dumb story though.

Young Drachma · 07-31-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer

thats funny. still a dumb story though.

No, the story is horrible. But this is hilarious.

Honolulu_Blue · 07-31-2005, 10:53 PM

That's pretty funny. Never even knew such a ridiculous song existed.

cthomer5000 · 07-31-2005, 11:23 PM

this is easily the worst song I have ever heard.

Schmidty · 07-31-2005, 11:28 PM

Worst video ever, but the song the video = Pure Gold.

My wife was riveted.

mrsimperless · 07-31-2005, 11:55 PM

I needed the cheat sheet while I watched that.

LoneStarGirl · 08-01-2005, 12:00 AM

As stupid as it was, I just couldn't turn it off.

mrsimperless · 08-01-2005, 12:06 AM

I tried to beat the system and change the file name to 5 of 5 cause I want to see how it ends now. But I get the message:

Media Removed
Copyrighted, pornographic, vulgar or illegal content is not allowed. For anyone that has heard part 5 is there something more vulgar about it than part 4? Now I REALLY need to see it!

korme · 08-01-2005, 02:46 AM

The real video is a trainwreck. But I couldn't turn away. I'll definitely watch this

JeffR · 08-01-2005, 02:49 AM

If anybody's morbidly curious about how it ends, here are the lyrics to the missing part 5:

hxxp://www.lyricsbox.com/r-kelly-lyrics-trapped-in-the-closet-chapter-h79jff7.html

JeeberD · 08-01-2005, 08:50 AM

Uhhh...so according to the lyrics for part five, it was all a set up???

Blackadar · 08-01-2005, 09:11 AM

Well done, yes.

Funny, no.

Music, sucks.

terpkristin · 08-01-2005, 09:14 AM

Somehow reminds me of The Strangerhood (by Rooster Teeth Productions, the same guys who bring us Red Vs. Blue).

http://sh.roosterteeth.com/home.php (The Strangerhood)
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php (Red vs. Blue)
http://www.roosterteeth.com/home.php (Rooster Teeth Home)

/tk

Draft Dodger · 08-01-2005, 09:22 AM

that's a REAL song? my GOD R Kelly sucks.

video is cool though

cuervo72 · 08-01-2005, 09:43 AM

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...=flere+diagram

MJ4H · 08-01-2005, 09:44 AM

I didn't make it past about 30 seconds of part 1.

rkmsuf · 08-01-2005, 09:44 AM

Needs more Leroy Jenkins.

thealmighty · 08-01-2005, 09:45 AM

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Julio Riddols · 08-01-2005, 11:18 AM

Oh my god, a rubber.... This is Grammy award winning shit right here.

Antmeister · 08-01-2005, 12:42 PM

This is funny stuff considering that this is a real song. Now I don't want to have anyone complain about my songs again since someone is getting paid for such horrid lyrics that is unintentionally funny. I can't even make a parody of this song. It seems it is already a parody of itself. Huh?

Blackadar · 08-01-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Needs more Leroy Jenkins.

LEROYYYYY JENNNNKINS!

"Leroy" is now a verb in the World of Warcraft.

Emiliano · 08-01-2005, 04:25 PM

Super-gold.

stevew · 08-01-2005, 04:43 PM

I think that Part 5 isnt done yet. Thats my guess, anyways.

Antmeister · 08-01-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...=flere+diagram

This thread is gold. Too bad I missed it the first time around. I didn't realize they made soap opera R & B songs or SOR&B. I still can't believe that this song was professionally produced. I bet a lot of struggling songwriters are pissed off right now.

JeeberD · 08-04-2005, 11:54 AM

Harry Potter: Trapped in the Closet, Under the Stairs

http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertsh...re.asp?id=5846

Julio Riddols · 08-04-2005, 03:52 PM

I LOVE R. Kelly. With all the humping of the kids and the sweet music *cough*badexcusetousethesamebeat5timesononealbum*cough*.. I have been given great inspiration by his songwriting *cough*letmeupoutthishouse*cough*, and if I never make it into the biz myself, at least I know theres someone out there who has the talent and storytelling ability to really grab the listener and tell them, "Hey!! This is serious shit, and you need to give it some thought."

And he was number one.. wow.

daedalus · 08-06-2005, 04:15 AM

This is Daedalus' girlfriend. I watched the first four videos, and then just had to know how it ended so I found the missing last part:

part 5

Someone is very talented and has way too much free time.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-06-2005, 11:01 AM

I don't really find them funny, but there is a hypnotizing quality about the videos that just made me watch all of part 5 too.

JeeberD · 08-06-2005, 11:27 AM

Are there more songs coming out? Seems kind of an abrupt ending...

stevew · 09-06-2005, 09:13 AM

hxxp://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

Cliff Notes version of Trapped in the Closet. Site is probably NSFW.

stevew · 09-06-2005, 09:15 AM

dola, at the MTV Video awards, Kelly added a new part to the song involving Rufus's choice between Chuck and Cathy. Ugh.

Pyser · 09-06-2005, 10:10 AM

i must be the only one who liked the story, and gives him credit for trying something like this.

the only thing i found weird was its the same song 5 times, as opposed to something like Tommy.

07-31-2005, 10:36 PM	#2
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	Couldn't find Part 5 __________________ FBCB / FPB3 Mods

07-31-2005, 10:44 PM	#4
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	thats funny. still a dumb story though. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

07-31-2005, 10:53 PM	#6
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	That's pretty funny. Never even knew such a ridiculous song existed. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

07-31-2005, 11:28 PM	#8
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Worst video ever, but the song the video = Pure Gold. My wife was riveted. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 07-31-2005 at 11:31 PM.

07-31-2005, 11:55 PM	#9
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	I needed the cheat sheet while I watched that. __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

07-31-2005, 10:42 PM	#3
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Man, good find.

08-01-2005, 12:00 AM	#10
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	As stupid as it was, I just couldn't turn it off.

08-01-2005, 12:06 AM	#11
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	I tried to beat the system and change the file name to 5 of 5 cause I want to see how it ends now. But I get the message: Media Removed Copyrighted, pornographic, vulgar or illegal content is not allowed. For anyone that has heard part 5 is there something more vulgar about it than part 4? Now I REALLY need to see it! __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

08-01-2005, 02:46 AM	#12
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	The real video is a trainwreck. But I couldn't turn away. I'll definitely watch this

08-01-2005, 02:49 AM	#13
JeffR High School JV Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada	If anybody's morbidly curious about how it ends, here are the lyrics to the missing part 5: hxxp://www.lyricsbox.com/r-kelly-lyrics-trapped-in-the-closet-chapter-h79jff7.html

08-01-2005, 08:50 AM	#14
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Uhhh...so according to the lyrics for part five, it was all a set up??? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-01-2005, 09:11 AM	#15
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Well done, yes. Funny, no. Music, sucks.

08-01-2005, 09:14 AM	#16
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Somehow reminds me of The Strangerhood (by Rooster Teeth Productions, the same guys who bring us Red Vs. Blue). http://sh.roosterteeth.com/home.php (The Strangerhood) http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php (Red vs. Blue) http://www.roosterteeth.com/home.php (Rooster Teeth Home) /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

08-01-2005, 09:22 AM	#17
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	that's a REAL song? my GOD R Kelly sucks. video is cool though __________________ Mile High Hockey

08-01-2005, 09:43 AM	#18
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...=flere+diagram __________________ null

08-01-2005, 09:44 AM	#19
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I didn't make it past about 30 seconds of part 1.

08-01-2005, 09:44 AM	#20
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Needs more Leroy Jenkins. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-01-2005, 11:18 AM	#22
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Oh my god, a rubber.... This is Grammy award winning shit right here. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

08-01-2005, 12:42 PM	#23
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	This is funny stuff considering that this is a real song. Now I don't want to have anyone complain about my songs again since someone is getting paid for such horrid lyrics that is unintentionally funny. I can't even make a parody of this song. It seems it is already a parody of itself. Huh?

08-01-2005, 04:25 PM	#25
Emiliano College Prospect Join Date: May 2004 Location: Nuremberg, Germany	Super-gold. __________________ Xbox Live&PSN: Emiliano81 GM of the Rome Gladiators in the WOOF

08-01-2005, 04:43 PM	#26
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I think that Part 5 isnt done yet. Thats my guess, anyways.

08-04-2005, 11:54 AM	#28
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Harry Potter: Trapped in the Closet, Under the Stairs http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertsh...re.asp?id=5846 __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-04-2005, 03:52 PM	#29
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I LOVE R. Kelly. With all the humping of the kids and the sweet music coughbadexcusetousethesamebeat5timesononealbumcough.. I have been given great inspiration by his songwriting coughletmeupoutthishousecough, and if I never make it into the biz myself, at least I know theres someone out there who has the talent and storytelling ability to really grab the listener and tell them, "Hey!! This is serious shit, and you need to give it some thought." And he was number one.. wow. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

08-06-2005, 04:15 AM	#30
daedalus Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	This is Daedalus' girlfriend. I watched the first four videos, and then just had to know how it ended so I found the missing last part: part 5 Someone is very talented and has way too much free time.

08-06-2005, 11:01 AM	#31
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I don't really find them funny, but there is a hypnotizing quality about the videos that just made me watch all of part 5 too. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

08-06-2005, 11:27 AM	#32
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Are there more songs coming out? Seems kind of an abrupt ending... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-06-2005, 09:13 AM	#33
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	hxxp://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100 Cliff Notes version of Trapped in the Closet. Site is probably NSFW. Last edited by stevew : 09-06-2005 at 10:13 AM.

09-06-2005, 09:15 AM	#34
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	dola, at the MTV Video awards, Kelly added a new part to the song involving Rufus's choice between Chuck and Cathy. Ugh.

09-06-2005, 10:10 AM	#35
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	i must be the only one who liked the story, and gives him credit for trying something like this. the only thing i found weird was its the same song 5 times, as opposed to something like Tommy.

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