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Intelligent Design Explained
Simply fucking brilliant.
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07-07-2005, 04:17 PM | #2 |
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I am a believer
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07-07-2005, 04:19 PM | #3 |
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It sounds like we need more pirates.
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07-07-2005, 04:30 PM | #4 |
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Mr. Henderson,
I cannot begin to express my extreme dissatisfaction with your belief that all that is was created by a "Flying Spaghetti Monster." In order for this to be an actual fact, it must be proven that there is such a being as this so-called "Flying Spaghetti Monster." Who, or what, created this "Flying Spaghetti Monster?" Are the noodles boiled or raw? Is there a sauce? If so, how much garlic was used? Meat, or no meat? Is the design of this "Flying Spaghetti Monster" intelligent in of itself? This is all a bunch of hocus-pokus phooey. Everybody knows that Shirley Hemphill is in charge, and she ate your precious "Flying Spaghetti Monster."
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07-07-2005, 04:34 PM | #5 |
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I dated a girl named Shirley Hemphill once!
She had a glutein allergy, and wouldn't eat pasta. Weird, huh? |
07-07-2005, 08:21 PM | #6 |
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"The fool hath said in his heart that there is no God."
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07-07-2005, 08:26 PM | #7 |
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Glutein can be a real killer.
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07-07-2005, 08:27 PM | #8 |
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I think glutein gets a bad rap.
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07-07-2005, 08:32 PM | #9 |
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I think that people with glutein problems are damned lucky to living nowadays cause they sure do have strong forces of evolution working against them imo.
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07-07-2005, 08:32 PM | #10 |
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Free Chilli Willy!
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07-07-2005, 08:43 PM | #11 | |
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Clearly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster evolved from some earlier form of Spaghetti Monster. Last edited by Surtt : 07-07-2005 at 08:44 PM. Reason: typos |
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BLASPHEMY!!! STONE HIM!!! |
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07-07-2005, 09:41 PM | #13 |
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I want the mug that pisses Jesus off.
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This makes me very, very happy.
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07-07-2005, 09:51 PM | #15 |
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Man that made my evening.
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07-07-2005, 09:54 PM | #17 |
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Brilliant.
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07-07-2005, 10:33 PM | #18 | |
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How does one exactly ignore the shit out of someone? Sorry, I just had to point out this line, as I found it rather amusing
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Proverbs 26:4 "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."
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Then the fool will never learn. Which falls in line with the dogma. |
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07-08-2005, 08:06 AM | #23 | |
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Fixed that for you. |
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DeMar 19:85: "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
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07-08-2005, 08:25 AM | #26 |
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Coffeius 1:1: "May thine rectum be mounted by a diseased yak."
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Chronicle of FOFC 2:1 "Pix pls"
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A Better Off Dead reference! Yay! |
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07-08-2005, 09:27 PM | #30 |
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07-08-2005, 11:05 PM | #31 | |
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