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16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
courtesy of buzzfeed.com
1. Crocodiles 2. Bulk rice 3. Mixed meat 4. Orange juice and cooking oil 5. Turtles 6. ? 7. Walmart brand spirits 8. Rib cages 9. Assorted dried reptiles 10. Beautiful boxes of liquor 11. Frogs 12. A large selection of chopsticks 13. Ducks 14. Great Value brand beef granules 15. Pig faces 16. Antibacterial bikini underwear for men |
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05-21-2010, 12:39 PM | #2 |
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Wow. Being American has ruined me from ever understanding other cultures completely.
Mixed Meated that other people can touch? Yuck
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05-21-2010, 12:41 PM | #3 |
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No wonder SARS and all that shit starts over there.
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05-21-2010, 12:52 PM | #4 |
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The "rollback" smiley face seems to be replaced with some sort of smiley faced demon dog. And I am wondering what in the hell is next to those Chinese Alligators. It kind of looks like a giant horseshoe crab, but I don't think that is it.
(On a related note, there is a Asian market near New Orleans that displays full alligators for purchase like that. Well, without the orange in the mouth. No accounting for artistic displays in America I guess.) |
05-21-2010, 12:56 PM | #5 |
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Just realized the underwear has "dong" written on it.
I laughed. |
05-21-2010, 01:00 PM | #6 |
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The one you question looks like snakes?
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05-21-2010, 01:01 PM | #7 |
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Or burnt turds. I'm not sure which.
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05-21-2010, 01:13 PM | #8 |
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yeah - all the meat being exposed and stuff like that...yikes
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05-21-2010, 01:43 PM | #9 |
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Green onions have a little bit of bacteria on them and they are yanked forever from my Nacho Belgrande..
However, the chinese have a mixed meat bin... they must have cast iron stomachs.
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05-21-2010, 03:08 PM | #10 |
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Also, why is #6 so much more expensive than everything else?
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05-21-2010, 03:22 PM | #11 |
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In dollars, it's still only $8
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05-21-2010, 03:26 PM | #12 |
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That's what the Chongqing Wal-Mart looked like. It was a lot better than the open market we went to in Guangzhou. The strangest thing I saw was a women sorting live scorpions with chopsticks.
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05-21-2010, 05:56 PM | #13 |
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*mutters about complete lack of food hygiene among Chinese people and the fucking cockroach infestations it leads to*
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05-21-2010, 06:17 PM | #14 |
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looks like honolulu china town.
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05-21-2010, 07:54 PM | #15 |
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Mixed meat? WTF???????????????
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