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Old 05-21-2010, 12:37 PM   #1
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16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts

courtesy of buzzfeed.com

1. Crocodiles



2. Bulk rice



3. Mixed meat



4. Orange juice and cooking oil



5. Turtles



6. ?



7. Walmart brand spirits



8. Rib cages



9. Assorted dried reptiles



10. Beautiful boxes of liquor



11. Frogs



12. A large selection of chopsticks



13. Ducks



14. Great Value brand beef granules


15. Pig faces



16. Antibacterial bikini underwear for men


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Old 05-21-2010, 12:39 PM   #2
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Wow. Being American has ruined me from ever understanding other cultures completely.

Mixed Meated that other people can touch? Yuck
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Old 05-21-2010, 12:41 PM   #3
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No wonder SARS and all that shit starts over there.
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Old 05-21-2010, 12:52 PM   #4
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The "rollback" smiley face seems to be replaced with some sort of smiley faced demon dog. And I am wondering what in the hell is next to those Chinese Alligators. It kind of looks like a giant horseshoe crab, but I don't think that is it.

(On a related note, there is a Asian market near New Orleans that displays full alligators for purchase like that. Well, without the orange in the mouth. No accounting for artistic displays in America I guess.)
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Old 05-21-2010, 12:56 PM   #5
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Just realized the underwear has "dong" written on it.

I laughed.
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:00 PM   #6
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The one you question looks like snakes?
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:01 PM   #7
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Or burnt turds. I'm not sure which.
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:13 PM   #8
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yeah - all the meat being exposed and stuff like that...yikes
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:43 PM   #9
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Green onions have a little bit of bacteria on them and they are yanked forever from my Nacho Belgrande..

However, the chinese have a mixed meat bin... they must have cast iron stomachs.
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Old 05-21-2010, 03:08 PM   #10
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Also, why is #6 so much more expensive than everything else?
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Old 05-21-2010, 03:22 PM   #11
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In dollars, it's still only $8

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Old 05-21-2010, 03:26 PM   #12
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That's what the Chongqing Wal-Mart looked like. It was a lot better than the open market we went to in Guangzhou. The strangest thing I saw was a women sorting live scorpions with chopsticks.
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Old 05-21-2010, 05:56 PM   #13
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*mutters about complete lack of food hygiene among Chinese people and the fucking cockroach infestations it leads to*
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Old 05-21-2010, 06:17 PM   #14
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looks like honolulu china town.
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Old 05-21-2010, 07:54 PM   #15
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Mixed meat? WTF???????????????
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