Thunderdome - Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!

[Erik Flamebeard of The Neither Here Nor There]

Originally Posted by revrew

I accept.

Erik understands this. You die, big word speaking man.

[Coffee Warlord]

This message serves no purpose except to get Oh Ye Of The Really Long Name off as last poster.

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by revrew

Thou shalt perish at my hand, thy pompousity swiftly extinguished, forsooth, I accept thy challenge. Though I have merited the name that mocks my countenance, yet it is only my features that seem unsightly, and not my tongue, which speaketh as if lined with finest gold--and never, yea, never shall I speak in the vile third-person when referencing mine own greatness, as thou seemest so wont to speak. Fare thee well, wretched heathen Norselander. May flights of Valkyrie swift thee to thy rest.

What?

[Travis]

Originally Posted by VPI97

Hokius Maximus sinlently laughs at all the challenges flying back and forth, confident in the knowledge that everyone recalls what happened to the last man who faced him. When you split a man in half, people tend to back away.

Is there anyone with the guts to challenge Hokius?

Big Bad no like smug smile. Maybe hammer to head wipe smile away lucky man.

Maybe we see your guts Maximus, maybe mine, SMASH EITHER WAY!

[PilotMan]

Pilot paced, his mind fixed on one thing. Happy to have left his master and thrilled to be purchased by House of Corax. Now, all he needed was to taste the blood. To find a victim and bring sure death to him. For the pain that he would extract on his foe. The people will remember and the crowd will chant his name. They will be awed by the carnage.

A note was posted in blood in the town square.

Froggius your time has come. You discrace your house by living. I'll help to end your embarrasment. Pilot the Cruel

To the side lay the man whose blood was spilt for the message, still alive, but really not wanting to be.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by revrew

Thou shalt perish at my hand, thy pompousity swiftly extinguished, forsooth, I accept thy challenge. Though I have merited the name that mocks my countenance, yet it is only my features that seem unsightly, and not my tongue, which speaketh as if lined with finest gold--and never, yea, never shall I speak in the vile third-person when referencing mine own greatness, as thou seemest so wont to speak. Fare thee well, wretched heathen Norselander. May flights of Valkyrie swift thee to thy rest.

Wait, can I can kill him instead?

[Coffee Warlord]

No.

Erik must slay the Talkative One.

[korme]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Dr. Fantastic! Gunther GoBoom challenge you to death!

Gunther want you head on platter. Taste good with Saltines.

Dr. Fantastic accepts, prepare to go under the knife..

[mckerney]

I challenge Raven Hawk!

[Vince]

If Big Bad still thinks he can hang with Scaevola, he's going down. If Big Turd's running mouth has gotten him into trouble elsewhere, Mucius would like to challenge the mighty Godzillius Blitz.

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

Pilot paced, his mind fixed on one thing. Happy to have left his master and thrilled to be purchased by House of Corax. Now, all he needed was to taste the blood. To find a victim and bring sure death to him. For the pain that he would extract on his foe. The people will remember and the crowd will chant his name. They will be awed by the carnage.

A note was posted in blood in the town square.

Froggius your time has come. You discrace your house by living. I'll help to end your embarrasment. Pilot the Cruel

To the side lay the man whose blood was spilt for the message, still alive, but really not wanting to be.

Ah, bring it on!

[revrew]

Originally Posted by Fonzie

What?

Alas, our native tongue so precipitously plunges into the decrepid minds of those incapable of discerning its nuances, from whence it emerges in vain monosyllabic vapors. For thy sake, I shall translate into the vulgar vernacular with which you are most familiar:

In other words, I said, "I'm gonna kill you and your trash talk with you. I accept your challenge. Though I am as ugly as my name suggests, I speak beautifully. And unlike you, I don't say, 'Revrew will smash, Revrew will kill," when I really mean, 'I will smash, I will kill.' Good bye, Viking. The grim reaper is coming for you."

'Tis a poor state of affairs that I should so humble myself to descend into the gutters of modern English.

Egads! Sweet matriarch of the divine! Didst I see an emoticon, nay, a smilie eminate from my hand?? This does not bode well...

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Dr. Fantastic accepts, prepare to go under the knife..

Gunther think Dr. Fantastic is sissy name.

Gunther treat Dr. Fantastic like girlie. Do nasty things to Fantastic man after he dead. Gunther not picky.

[hoopsguy]

Slave Name: HornsManiac
Weapon: Lead Pipe
House: Corax

Why do I have a feeling that HornsManiac won't lack for challenges from fellow slaves?

[Blade6119]

Who wants to die an early death at the hands of the greatest fighter known to thunderdome??? I will bring a quick and painful death to all comers. Who is man enough to face his destiny with doom now?

[sachmo71]

Originally Posted by kingfc22

Since Jeeberus D couldn't even survive one match; I will issue an open challenge to anyone who wants a piece of me.

fattoe hear nothing, but make sure that you know you open challenge IS ACCEPTED!

[Qwikshot]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

Who wants to die an early death at the hands of the greatest fighter known to thunderdome??? I will bring a quick and painful death to all comers. Who is man enough to face his destiny with doom now?

I'll challenge you!!!

[kingfc22]

Fattoe must be deaf. Your death has already been arranged for next week. Have fun this weekend as it will be your last.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by revrew

Alas, our native tongue so precipitously plunges into the decrepid minds of those incapable of discerning its nuances, from whence it emerges in vain monosyllabic vapors. For thy sake, I shall translate into the vulgar vernacular with which you are most familiar:

In other words, I said, "I'm gonna kill you and your trash talk with you. I accept your challenge. Though I am as ugly as my name suggests, I speak beautifully. And unlike you, I don't say, 'Revrew will smash, Revrew will kill," when I really mean, 'I will smash, I will kill.' Good bye, Viking. The grim reaper is coming for you."

'Tis a poor state of affairs that I should so humble myself to descend into the gutters of modern English.

Egads! Sweet matriarch of the divine! Didst I see an emoticon, nay, a smilie eminate from my hand?? This does not bode well...

I envision that scene in Airplane, where the people are lining up to smack around the hysterical woman. Only we all want to kill this guy...

[Godzilla Blitz]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

Slave Name: Blade6119
Weapon of Choice: Rapier
House of Choice: House of Four Fingers

Watch me die creatively!

I was wondering when you (aka, the man who always dies in his first combat in every dynasty he ever volunteers for) were going to show up.

This great dynasty just got a lot better.

Here's hoping that you eventually survive one combat!

[Coffee Warlord]

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I envision that scene in Airplane, where the people are lining up to smack around the hysterical woman. Only we all want to kill this guy...

No worries. Erik's on the job.

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by Qwikshot

I'll challenge you!!!

BRING IT ON!!! I shall be merciful when the time comes for your death. It shall come as easily as one of the slave girls to my victorious bed!

EDIT: Qwik and i are in the same house. Any none four finger peons want to die a quick death?

[Blade6119]

Originally Posted by Godzilla Blitz

I was wondering when you (aka, the man who always dies in his first combat in every dynasty he ever volunteers for) were going to show up.

This great dynasty just got a lot better.

Here's hoping that you eventually survive one combat!

I am proud to hold that distinction....i think im at like 6 straight dynasties where i die in my first attempt. Just know that whenever i reach like my fifth guy(who will finally live for 2 battles), your mine! Congrats so far buddy, and ill see you in the ring of death

[Qwikshot]

Originally Posted by Blade6119

BRING IT ON!!! I shall be merciful when the time comes for your death. It shall come as easily as one of the slave girls to my victorious bed!

EDIT: Qwik and i are in the same house. Any none four finger peons want to die a quick death?

Mmm Then I can't kill you...darn.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I envision that scene in Airplane, where the people are lining up to smack around the hysterical woman. Only we all want to kill this guy...

I'm torn between wanting him to die in the first match and for him to win so I can get a chance to kill him later.

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by revrew

Alas, our native tongue so precipitously plunges into the decrepid minds of those incapable of discerning its nuances, from whence it emerges in vain monosyllabic vapors. For thy sake, I shall translate into the vulgar vernacular with which you are most familiar:

In other words, I said, "I'm gonna kill you and your trash talk with you. I accept your challenge. Though I am as ugly as my name suggests, I speak beautifully. And unlike you, I don't say, 'Revrew will smash, Revrew will kill," when I really mean, 'I will smash, I will kill.' Good bye, Viking. The grim reaper is coming for you."

'Tis a poor state of affairs that I should so humble myself to descend into the gutters of modern English.

Egads! Sweet matriarch of the divine! Didst I see an emoticon, nay, a smilie eminate from my hand?? This does not bode well...

What?

[Raven Hawk]

Notes:

1. Thank you, everybody, so far in participating in this. I have just as much fun reading all the taunts as I do writing up the matches.

2. Tuesday's and Thursday's cards are now being updated in the first post so that you can see who already has a fight scheduled for the week. There is one opening on the Thursday card.

3. Lefty - Big Bad already accepted a challenge from Hokius prior to your acceptance of his. Therefore, Big Bad is scheduled against Hokius.

4. Please let me know if I have missed any fights. As I'm sure you already know it can get confusing sorting out who is challenged who and who has accepted. On Monday, I'll post some more info in the first post to make things a little easier.

[Desnudo]

Lowest undercard! I'll kill you next for the that!

[Chief Rum]

The Chief is getting rusty with inactivity. Is there a plebeian willing to give his life, sacrificed under the blades of my chainsaw?

I accept the first of any challenger for the last spot in Thursday's action.

(as there is a good chance I will be suspended and can't respond, please treat this as acceptance of any challenge to come forthwith).

CR

[Blade6119]

SOMEONE FIGHT ME...i just had to cancel my last match, so i need some filler "opponent' to come take me on. Anyone?

[Chief Rum]

Bladee6119: You wish to die so quickly, knave? Then I will take your challenge, and the gods will take the lesser--you==on Thursday morn.

The Chief

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Bladee6119: You wish to die so quickly, knave? Then I will take your challenge, and the gods will take the lesser--you==on Thursday morn.

The Chief

I'm booking this as the last fight on Thursday. If there are any other challenges accepted, I may run them as special events on either Tuesday or Thursday, depending how much time I have.

Edit: Just found the post where Chief declares his training, removing that request from this post.

[Raven Hawk]

More Notes:

1. A Comprehensive (Living) Fighter List is now in the first post and will be updated when needed. It has fighters listed by house, including whether or not they currently have a fight scheduled. This should make it easier to find somebody to challenge.

2. The Real Deal and HornsManiac have been added to the Friday auction block.

[Qwikshot]

I challenge Split Peon

[KWhit]

Gunther GoBoom excited for Thursday.

Thursday, Gunther drink Dr. Fantastic blood.

Friday, Gunther have spa session to exfoliate skin. Gunther's pores clogged. Need apple mud bath.

[Coffee Warlord]

Minor typo on the fight cards, RH. Erik isn't the property of the House of Four Fingers.

Erik does not want four fingers. Erik thinks it's harder to smash things with four fingers.

[Raven Hawk]

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Minor typo on the fight cards, RH. Erik isn't the property of the House of Four Fingers.

Erik does not want four fingers. Erik thinks it's harder to smash things with four fingers.

Fixed.

[Raven Hawk]

I thought I'd have a little more fun with the dynasty by doing a Weapons drawing the day before the fight. With that said, here are weapons that were drawn for each of the Tuesday matches:

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Undercard 4($12,000):Ca$h Money (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) vs. Love Hurts (Rank 1, Bloodhaus)

Weapons: Spiked Club, Knife, Chains, Knife

Analysis: Ca$h Money couldn't be happier with the weapons draw. His chains will be present in the ring, but Love Hurts' claymore is nowhere to be seen. On top of that, only one other weapon in the ring has the range that the chains have. This one will be decided early on (as is typical with Rank 1 fighters) by the person who controls the chains.

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Undercard 3($12,000): Little Jeebie Dee (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) vs. Flatulon (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited)

Weapons: Crowbar, Longsword, Chainsaw, Rapier
Analysis: This match pits two longsword fighters against each other. Unfortunatley, there is only one longsword in the ring. As we saw in Fattoe's first match, getting to a weapon that you are proficient in is a huge advantage. Both men will grab for the sword, one will get it, the other will most likely die.

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Undercard 2($18,000): Kingfc22 (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Fattoe the Smashifier (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited)

Weapons: Spiked Club, Chains, Rapier, Lead Pipe
Analysis: Fattoe the Smashifier will likely be re-dubbed Fattoe the Slashifier as he once again lucks out in the weapons draw. His rapier will be present in the ring, Kingfc22's warhammer is not. If Fattoe gets a hold of the rapier, look for this one to be over quick. Kingfc22 has to get to the rapier if he wants any chance at living in his higher ranked opponent.

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Undercard 1($25,000): JAGus "The Half Dead" (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited) vs. Rizarro "The Half Alive" (Rank 2, The House of Four Fingers)

Weapons: Machete, Lead Pipe, Crowbar, Chainsaw
Analysis: JAGus and his "Mad" chainsaw will look to team up in this war of the wounded. Rizarro will rely on his defensive wiles to avoide the chainsaw blade and better position himself to strike with another weapon. That is, if Rizarro can't control the chainsaw. Another mad dash towards the chainsaw will ensue and the winner of that race will most likely be the winner of the match. Both men will be nursing wounds, so this fight should be a quick one.

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Main Event ($25,000): Godzillius Blitz (Rank 2, Bloodhaus) vs. Calaleus (Rank 2, House Corax)

Weapons: Chainsaw, Axe, Chains, Lead Pipe

Analysis: Godzillius finds himself in a precarious situation as Calaleus is skilled with the axe. The axe will be the key to this fight. Godzillius will hope that he can beat Calaleus to the axe. If not, Godzillius will have to hope that the one piece of armor on his shoulder holds and attracts all of the axe swings. Although the axe is deadly in Calaleus' hands, there are plenty of other deadly weapons available in this match. The book gives a slight advantage to Calaleus.

[fantastic flying froggies]

This dynasty gets better every day, good one RH!

[RainRaven]

Slave Name: Dorrain
Favorite Weapon: Longsword
Stable Preference: Bloodhaus

[WSUCougar]

Rizzaro would like to bribe the weapons placement minion. Ditch the chainsaw, or better yet just remove the "-aw" from the end.

And he doesn't care if the Syndicate investigates or his House gets put on probation.

[Vince]

Lefty throws the gauntlet of challenge at Windstorm I's feet. "Windstorm -- more like Weakstorm. Down you shall go to the might of my spear!"

[JAG]

Another chainsaw! Woohoo!

Ready for your dentist appointment Rizzaro? The (mAd) doctor is in!

[WSUCougar]

...'cause here's the answer:

Rizzaro...in the Thunderdome...with the lead pipe

Originally Posted by JAG

Another chainsaw! Woohoo!

Ready for your dentist appointment Rizzaro? The (mAd) doctor is in!

[Raven Hawk]

Dorrain has been added to the Auction Block for Friday.

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by JAG

Another chainsaw! Woohoo!

Ready for your dentist appointment Rizzaro? The (mAd) doctor is in!

Don't be silly! Dentists don't use chainsaws! Duh!

[SplitPersonality1]

Originally Posted by Qwikshot

I challenge Split Peon

Fool!

I, Split Peon the Great would be glad to take your life. Fortunately for you, I already have already challenged the winner of the Little Jeebie Dee vs. Flatulon match.

Should the winner be unavailable to fight due to injury, notify your family so they have time to prepare a proper burial.


(I will take you on pending the outcome of the other fight. If you want to challenge someone else in the meantime, feel free)

[sterlingice]

I am definitely getting into this game once finals are over.

SI

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I am definitely getting into this game once finals are over.

SI

Ah, join NOW or flee forever, you cowardly half of a man!

[Raven Hawk]

The Sun beat down upon the arena dirt, warming the spilt blood that hadn't been cleaned up from the previous week. The familiar smell of dirt and sweat wafted up into the stands. Spectators mingled about waiting for the festivities to start.

The stadium speakers began to spew forth metal rock and the crowd noise stopped. Every fan ceased their conversations and headed for their seats. The host upon a platform, overlooking the Thunderdome.

"WELCOME! Everybody, to THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!"