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Old 04-27-2005, 01:50 PM   #51
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:54 PM   #52
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Hmmm, howdya view them before?

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Old 04-27-2005, 01:55 PM   #53
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I think when people like Hell Atlantic actually *ask* for a ban and ridicule the ban, then the ban should last 3 months, not 3 days.

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Old 04-27-2005, 01:56 PM   #54
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I think when people like Hell Atlantic actually *ask* for a ban and ridicule the ban, then the ban should last 3 months, not 3 days.

RESPECT THE BAN!!!!

It's hard for the Dog to keep respect when we have pictures of him having sex with plastic animals.
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:58 PM   #55
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I think when people like Hell Atlantic actually *ask* for a ban and ridicule the ban, then the ban should last 3 months, not 3 days.

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Where did I say that it was only 3 days?
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Old 04-27-2005, 02:13 PM   #56
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Old 04-27-2005, 02:15 PM   #57
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Hahaha. funny shit.
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Old 04-27-2005, 02:17 PM   #58
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Nicely done.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:37 PM   #59
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You've outdone yourself this time, Sui.

And that's really saying a lot...
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Old 04-27-2005, 04:57 PM   #60
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Definitely a quality post.

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Old 04-27-2005, 04:58 PM   #61
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This is hilarious. I'm glad it wasn't deleted before I got home from work
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Old 04-27-2005, 05:00 PM   #62
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my wife thinks "skydog" humping a penguin is hot.
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Old 04-27-2005, 05:48 PM   #63
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I like the Asian stripper reference. I believe it is a reference from "Very Bad Things."

The angry Republicans are pretty awesome, too.
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Old 04-27-2005, 05:59 PM   #64
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hilarious!

i have the urge to show this thread to my friends, but sadly none of them would understand, let alone think it's funny.

and i was the only one to get falling down drunk? rock and roll
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Old 04-27-2005, 06:15 PM   #65
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If only mine eyes could unsee the photograph that is Skydog.
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Old 04-27-2005, 06:15 PM   #66
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I love it. And to think I almost didn't click on this thread.
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Old 04-27-2005, 06:20 PM   #67
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If only mine eyes could unsee the photograph that is Skydog.

Thankfully, I didn't look directly at it so it's not burned into my brain.

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Old 04-27-2005, 06:44 PM   #68
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That's a pretty loose wrist you got there, Shorty...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 04-27-2005, 06:54 PM   #69
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Has he even shown up at his party?
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Old 04-27-2005, 06:56 PM   #70
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Wow this was two funny...LOL and the Skydog pic was nasty...eww
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Old 04-27-2005, 07:04 PM   #71
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hahaah. Awesome.
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Old 04-27-2005, 07:16 PM   #72
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I believe that is a still from the Skydog Gone Wild video.
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Old 04-27-2005, 07:35 PM   #73
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lmao.

wow. simply. wow.
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:08 PM   #74
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I like the Asian stripper reference. I believe it is a reference from "Very Bad Things."

The first time I glanced at the thread, I didn't get that reference, but it hit me hard the second time.

Man, that was the funniest post I'd seen in ages. Excellent work!
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:20 PM   #75
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Old 04-27-2005, 09:49 PM   #76
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That had to be the single greatest post in FOFC history.

That ROCKED!!!!!!

( Except for the angry Republican part, that pissed me off. )

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Old 04-27-2005, 10:01 PM   #77
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Love the thread but...

Why wasn't I invited to the party?



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Old 04-27-2005, 11:09 PM   #78
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Love the thread but...

Why wasn't I invited to the party?



F'in Elitists

Turn that frown upside down daddio, if you're here, you're at the party.
I actually had to cut a bunch of people out for fear of exploding peoples modems.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:17 PM   #79
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thanks, Suicane! winderful end to my day...

Welcoe back, sov.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:19 PM   #80
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I actually had to cut a bunch of people out for fear of exploding peoples modems.

Then you really should have left that SkyDog/Penguin picture out too. Not only did my modem explode, so did my eyeballs.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:20 PM   #81
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Then you really should have left that SkyDog/Penguin picture out too. Not only did my modem explode, so did my eyeballs.

That would be like cutting the Toga Party out of Animal House.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:22 PM   #82
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That would be like cutting the Toga Party out of Animal House.
Never seen it, so I don't really know what you're talking about.

I just know that purple penguin is now burned into my retinas.

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Old 04-27-2005, 11:24 PM   #83
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Never seen it



If i had been aware of this information i'm not so sure you would of been invited!
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:25 PM   #84
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If i had been aware of this information i'm not so sure you would of been invited!

But I have a feather boa, and I know how to use it.
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Old 04-27-2005, 11:30 PM   #85
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Old 04-28-2005, 04:40 AM   #86
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Love the thread but...

Why wasn't I invited to the party?



F'in Elitists

He was so drunk he didn't even remember being there. Oh the beauty of Nati Light.

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Old 04-28-2005, 05:02 AM   #87
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I’m speechless

For some reason the SkyDog pic make me think of Elliot Wilhelm from "Be Cool"

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Old 04-28-2005, 06:15 AM   #88
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I have to say that the VPI piece was the funniest for me...

"coolroy... maybe it's under another name?"
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Old 04-28-2005, 07:26 AM   #89
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I have to say that the VPI piece was the funniest for me...

"coolroy... maybe it's under another name?"
That was gold.
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Old 04-28-2005, 07:40 AM   #90
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Great thread, Sui. Absolutely brilliant...
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Old 04-28-2005, 07:47 AM   #91
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Has Sov shown up at his own party, yet?
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Old 04-28-2005, 07:55 AM   #92
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my wife thinks "skydog" humping a penguin is hot.

Has it been six weeks yet?
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Old 04-28-2005, 08:05 AM   #93
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I love it. And to think I almost didn't click on this thread.

Ditto.
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:38 AM   #94
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This is definitely a classic. Good work.
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Old 04-28-2005, 12:33 PM   #95
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NO SKYDOG! NOT THE PENGUIN!

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Old 04-28-2005, 04:30 PM   #96
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The first time I glanced at the thread, I didn't get that reference, but it hit me hard the second time.

Man, that was the funniest post I'd seen in ages. Excellent work!

the part about you was the funniest of the entire post
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Old 04-28-2005, 05:09 PM   #97
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I have to say that the VPI piece was the funniest for me...

"coolroy... maybe it's under another name?"

i didnt even get it?
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Old 04-28-2005, 05:29 PM   #98
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IHOF tomfoolery, Shortstuff.
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Old 04-28-2005, 05:48 PM   #99
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The first time I glanced at the thread, I didn't get that reference, but it hit me hard the second time.

Man, that was the funniest post I'd seen in ages. Excellent work!

I think your user title should be "Candy Ninja."
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:56 PM   #100
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So did Sov ever show up to his party?
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