Good or Barf Vol 1. Taco Bell Presents: The Doritos Taco(Launching March 8th). - Page 3

stevew · 05-04-2012, 12:23 AM

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It's not bad enough that Taco Bell makes you shit like a champ. It's that it pretty much leads to a type of shit that requires a shower to make you feel clean.

CrimsonFox · 05-04-2012, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

yes mother fuckah, ketchup. I will fight you if you think ketchup and tacos don't go together.

Matthean · 05-04-2012, 08:22 AM

Izulde · 05-04-2012, 08:46 AM

My heart just screamed in horror and my mouth just said yes to that bacon shell taco.

MizzouRah · 05-04-2012, 09:29 PM

Reminds me of a venus fly trap..

cartman · 08-02-2013, 07:47 PM

The Loco Taco trilogy will be completed with a chili lime flavor.

http://foodbeast.com/content/2013/08.../#.UfxSPJJlm7Y

Matthean · 08-02-2013, 11:59 PM

I frankly have been underwhelmed by them. The Cooler Ranch one being the bigger disappointment.

cartman · 08-06-2013, 09:33 PM

Hot off the heels of the new DLT announcement, Taco Bell Breakfast Waffle Tacos.

http://gawker.com/taco-bell-will-soo...ntr-1048742933

cartman · 04-24-2014, 03:06 PM

Taco Bell is branching out with a new restaurant concept.

http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/04/24/...sesteak-tacos/

Butter · 04-24-2014, 03:27 PM

That is one terrible logo.

stevew · 04-24-2014, 03:34 PM

I do like the Sangria Mt. Dew but I think I'm done with 95% of their food now. Even the chicken makes me assplode now. I would never eat there if I wasn't headed directly home.

nol · 04-24-2014, 06:41 PM

Oh my god, if that's the best they can make it look with a professional food photographer

Also, genius plan to start out in Los Angeles, where you can't drunkenly stumble two blocks without finding a taco truck.

Desnudo · 04-24-2014, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Taco Bell is branching out with a new restaurant concept.

http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/04/24/...sesteak-tacos/

That name is the most tourist trap sounding not owned by guy fierri

Wolfpack · 04-24-2014, 06:50 PM

Could this be the start of the Franchise Wars that eventually leads to everyone eating fine dining at Taco Bell in 2032?

Butter · 04-25-2014, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

That name is the most tourist trap sounding not owned by guy fierri

It does kinda look like Guy Fieri designed the whole thing. I mean, that Mexican Car Bomb Shake sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard. But it sounds exactly like some shit he would make. And I like one of his 8 shows too.

DanGarion · 04-26-2014, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by nol

Oh my god, if that's the best they can make it look with a professional food photographer

Also, genius plan to start out in Los Angeles, where you can't drunkenly stumble two blocks without finding a taco truck.

HB isn't LA.

General Mike · 04-26-2014, 01:16 PM

It's a trap. Just like all these burger chains. And I'm not talking about 5 Guys. I'm talking about Smashburger and Bobby's Burger Palace.

To be fair BBP is quite good.

Desnudo · 04-26-2014, 04:15 PM

I've been eating Doritos mystery bag 404. It's like a chile lime flavor that would make a great taco shell.

sterlingice · 04-27-2014, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfpack

Could this be the start of the Franchise Wars that eventually leads to everyone eating fine dining at Taco Bell in 2032?

SI

stevew · 05-07-2014, 07:13 AM

Baja Blast being available in retail establishments other than taco bell makes me really happy. It says limited time only, but I hope it stays forever. Clearly the best Dew.

MizzouRah · 05-07-2014, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Baja Blast being available in retail establishments other than taco bell makes me really happy. It says limited time only, but I hope it stays forever. Clearly the best Dew.

+1 I love baja blast

lungs · 05-07-2014, 08:04 AM

Waffle taco sucked IMO
AM Crunch Wrap was the only breakfast thing I thought was decent.

sterlingice · 05-07-2014, 09:12 AM

Someone brought in a bunch of AM Crunchwraps this morning. The sausage one was pretty good

SI

stevew · 05-07-2014, 09:15 AM

AM Crunchwrap sounds like a wack ass MC

britrock88 · 10-10-2014, 06:46 PM

In what is probably the first time I will visit a food establishment solely in pursuit of a new menu item, I'm heading out to Taco Bell to try the pink Starburst slushy.

NobodyHere · 08-30-2019, 10:58 AM

RIP Cool Ranch and Fiery Doritos Tacos

Taco Bell Menu is Dropping 9 Items Including Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos - Thrillist

Cool Ranch was my fave

stevew · 08-30-2019, 01:25 PM

No power menu burrito? Cmon

NobodyHere · 07-17-2020, 11:46 AM

Taco Bell confirms plans to slash 12 items from the menu, including potatoes, Nachos Supreme, and Loaded Grillers

They can have my cheesy fiesta potatoes when they pry them from my cold, dead, greasy hand.

ISiddiqui · 07-17-2020, 11:47 AM

The 7 Layer Burrito going away is sad

BYU 14 · 07-17-2020, 12:14 PM

And even worse Nachos Supreme

A former staple of late night post bar snacks

stevew · 07-17-2020, 02:26 PM

They cut basically everything that I eat. Great.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-17-2020, 02:33 PM

The only item I lose is the chips/cheese sauce (calling it dip is overly generous)

NobodyHere · 07-17-2020, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

The only item I lose is the chips/cheese sauce (calling it dip is overly generous)

+1 here.

The chips and sauce together is greater than the sum of the parts.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-17-2020, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

+1 here.

The chips and sauce together is greater than the sum of the parts.

It's been pretty vital to our TB orders for the past couple years too. Without it, everything we get -- all three household members -- is pretty squishy. Those chips have been pretty significant in coming up with enough food to satisfy without just adding yet another taco of questionable caliber.

Luckily, small chain Diablo's is running $2 taco specials online right now, so my need to go to TB is cut back anyway.

cuervo72 · 07-17-2020, 02:48 PM

Quesarito is a regular part of my son's orders. I was fond of the grillers, but can survive without them.

The chips/cheese though, that's such an easy box filler/simple pleasure that I don't quite get removing it.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-17-2020, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Quesarito is a regular part of my son's orders. I was fond of the grillers, but can survive without them.

The chips/cheese though, that's such an easy box filler/simple pleasure that I don't quite get removing it.

Looks like they removed everything involving chips, so it's probably a space issue, to make room for whatever worthless thing(s) they choose to add.

edit to add: Upon further review, the chips do remain because Bel Grande is NOT on the removal list. So a lot of the rest of this makes very little sense to me at all :/

tarcone · 07-17-2020, 03:32 PM

Taco Bell sucks anyway. No loss for me.

miami_fan · 07-17-2020, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Looks like they removed everything involving chips, so it's probably a space issue, to make room for whatever worthless thing(s) they choose to add.

edit to add: Upon further review, the chips do remain because Bel Grande is NOT on the removal list. So a lot of the rest of this makes very little sense to me at all :/

I read somewhere that they got rid of anything with potatoes. I am not a Taco Bell person so I can't say for sure. I did not know until about a month ago that they took taco salads off the menu.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-17-2020, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by miami_fan

I read somewhere that they got rid of anything with potatoes. I am not a Taco Bell person so I can't say for sure. I did not know until about a month ago that they took taco salads off the menu.

But chips & cheese don't involve potatoes.

A sizable percentage of the items removed were under $1.50, that seems like the real reason behind this

stevew · 07-17-2020, 07:20 PM

I envy all people that have more than one fast food taco place. It’s Taco Bell or nothing for at least a 50 mile radius or more.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-17-2020, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I envy all people that have more than one fast food taco place. It’s Taco Bell or nothing for at least a 50 mile radius or more.

Well ... I have like, 1.5?

I don't consider the Diablos/Chipolte/etc (and we have 4-5 of those total) "fast food" per se. There's one local joint that's closer to fast food than not, but it also has a health dept score consistently just high enough to remain open so it's not much of an option anyway.

We do, however, have two Taco Bells within 10-15 mins of each other.

CrimsonFox · 07-17-2020, 08:18 PM

quality thread right here

stevew · 07-17-2020, 08:40 PM

Wrapping a Doritos supreme taco inside of a $1ish shredded chicken quesadilla is a very high quality Taco Bell hack.

PilotMan · 07-17-2020, 09:50 PM

Taco Bell is my life sustaining, go-to, for FEED ME NOW time.

This sucks.

MizzouRah · 07-18-2020, 08:28 AM

How dare you take away my Nachos Supreme!!

At least I can still get my chicken Mexican pizza.

FBPro · 07-22-2020, 08:34 PM

Well, missed this one but this is the only thing I will get when I go to Taco Smell. 10/10

NobodyHere · 01-14-2021, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Taco Bell confirms plans to slash 12 items from the menu, including potatoes, Nachos Supreme, and Loaded Grillers

They can have my cheesy fiesta potatoes when they pry them from my cold, dead, greasy hand.

Good News Everyone!

My favorite mediocre potatoes are coming back!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/14/busin...oes/index.html

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Copy URL tag with {IMG} except with [ instead. It's not bad enough that Taco Bell makes you shit like a champ. It's that it pretty much leads to a type of shit that requires a shower to make you feel clean.

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MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Reminds me of a venus fly trap..

08-06-2013, 09:33 PM	#108
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Hot off the heels of the new DLT announcement, Taco Bell Breakfast Waffle Tacos. http://gawker.com/taco-bell-will-soo...ntr-1048742933 __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Taco Bell is branching out with a new restaurant concept. http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/04/24/...sesteak-tacos/ __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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04-24-2014, 03:34 PM	#111
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I do like the Sangria Mt. Dew but I think I'm done with 95% of their food now. Even the chicken makes me assplode now. I would never eat there if I wasn't headed directly home.

04-24-2014, 06:41 PM	#112
nol Banned Join Date: Oct 2003	Oh my god, if that's the best they can make it look with a professional food photographer Also, genius plan to start out in Los Angeles, where you can't drunkenly stumble two blocks without finding a taco truck.

04-24-2014, 06:50 PM	#114
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Could this be the start of the Franchise Wars that eventually leads to everyone eating fine dining at Taco Bell in 2032?

04-26-2014, 01:16 PM	#117
General Mike Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The State of Rutgers	It's a trap. Just like all these burger chains. And I'm not talking about 5 Guys. I'm talking about Smashburger and Bobby's Burger Palace. To be fair BBP is quite good.

04-26-2014, 04:15 PM	#118
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I've been eating Doritos mystery bag 404. It's like a chile lime flavor that would make a great taco shell.

05-07-2014, 07:13 AM	#120
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Baja Blast being available in retail establishments other than taco bell makes me really happy. It says limited time only, but I hope it stays forever. Clearly the best Dew.

05-07-2014, 08:04 AM	#122
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	Waffle taco sucked IMO AM Crunch Wrap was the only breakfast thing I thought was decent.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	AM Crunchwrap sounds like a wack ass MC

10-10-2014, 06:46 PM	#125
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	In what is probably the first time I will visit a food establishment solely in pursuit of a new menu item, I'm heading out to Taco Bell to try the pink Starburst slushy.

08-30-2019, 10:58 AM	#126
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08-30-2019, 01:25 PM	#127
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	No power menu burrito? Cmon

07-17-2020, 11:46 AM	#128
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	Taco Bell confirms plans to slash 12 items from the menu, including potatoes, Nachos Supreme, and Loaded Grillers They can have my cheesy fiesta potatoes when they pry them from my cold, dead, greasy hand. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

07-17-2020, 11:47 AM	#129
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07-17-2020, 12:14 PM	#130
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	And even worse Nachos Supreme A former staple of late night post bar snacks

07-17-2020, 02:26 PM	#131
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	They cut basically everything that I eat. Great.

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07-17-2020, 07:20 PM	#140
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I envy all people that have more than one fast food taco place. It’s Taco Bell or nothing for at least a 50 mile radius or more.

07-17-2020, 08:18 PM	#142
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	quality thread right here

07-17-2020, 08:40 PM	#143
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Wrapping a Doritos supreme taco inside of a $1ish shredded chicken quesadilla is a very high quality Taco Bell hack.

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07-18-2020, 08:28 AM	#145
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	How dare you take away my Nachos Supreme!! At least I can still get my chicken Mexican pizza.

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