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Old 11-29-2003, 10:24 PM   #1
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Old 11-30-2003, 12:22 AM   #2
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Old 11-30-2003, 12:50 AM   #3
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Old 01-08-2004, 02:40 PM   #4
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Old 01-08-2004, 02:58 PM   #5
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:00 PM   #6
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:01 PM   #7
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:01 PM   #8
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:19 PM   #9
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:25 PM   #10
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Old 01-08-2004, 03:26 PM   #11
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Is ESPN talking to me?
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?

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you missed the schizo triple-play:

Is ESPN talking to me?
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Am I crazy or did Blackie lose his title or is the answer both??
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Old 01-08-2004, 04:15 PM   #12
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Old 01-08-2004, 04:45 PM   #13
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Old 01-08-2004, 05:55 PM   #14
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Old 01-09-2004, 12:32 AM   #15
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you missed the schizo triple-play:

Is ESPN talking to me?
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Am I crazy or did Blackie lose his title or is the answer both??

I was going to add the third one, but the voices in my head told me not to do it.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:50 PM   #16
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:18 AM   #17
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Old 01-27-2004, 11:45 PM   #18
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:07 AM   #19
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:13 AM   #20
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:14 AM   #21
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:19 AM   #22
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:44 AM   #23
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Sure, it's subtle and not so much ha-ha funny, but this tickled my funny bone. It's a thinker. Well, maybe it's just not that funny.

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Why ruin everything that is great?

There's a joke in here somewhere:
(Democrat Primaries) I know quick swings are normal.. but...
Trying To Catch A Chipmunk
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out!

Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"



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Old 02-03-2004, 09:40 AM   #24
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Old 02-03-2004, 10:01 AM   #25
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:21 PM   #26
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:17 PM   #27
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You pick the punchline

You pick the punchline
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I dunno, but all of those struck me as funny. Not so much "ha-ha" funny but the subtle chuckle kind of funny. Lastly, two that should be together but are a couple of lines off:

OT: Grammys: Celine Dion
Should I drink one more White Russian or not?


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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"



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Old 02-11-2004, 10:13 AM   #28
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Old 02-29-2004, 12:17 PM   #29
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Old 02-29-2004, 12:45 PM   #30
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I like this one. Congrats, MLJB#19

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Old 03-02-2004, 03:48 PM   #31
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Old 03-10-2004, 10:28 AM   #32
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Old 03-19-2004, 01:05 PM   #33
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 03-19-2004, 01:36 PM   #34
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Old 03-19-2004, 02:01 PM   #35
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Old 03-19-2004, 02:08 PM   #36
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Old 03-19-2004, 03:36 PM   #37
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:08 AM   #38
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
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Old 03-20-2004, 08:15 AM   #39
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Old 03-20-2004, 03:07 PM   #40
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:24 AM   #41
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Old 03-24-2004, 01:58 PM   #42
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:14 PM   #43
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To whoever killed the Jesus thread

Wow! We've got a celebrity.

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This one goes without saying...

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Old 03-24-2004, 02:18 PM   #44
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:19 PM   #45
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:34 PM   #46
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:38 PM   #47
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Old 03-24-2004, 03:35 PM   #48
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Old 04-07-2004, 04:54 PM   #49
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Old 04-26-2004, 06:41 AM   #50
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