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Old 03-17-2008, 02:36 PM   #851
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:45 PM   #852
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:48 PM   #853
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:55 PM   #854
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:56 PM   #855
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:56 PM   #856
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thats awesome, the cigar story

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Old 03-17-2008, 03:15 PM   #857
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:17 PM   #858
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:18 PM   #859
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:19 PM   #860
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How old is this story? I remember hearing this tale years and years ago.

Edit: 1965ish I guess. hxxp://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

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Old 03-17-2008, 03:21 PM   #861
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FALSE!!!!

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Old 03-17-2008, 03:24 PM   #862
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Yeah, that cigar story is OLD! I remember an attorney at my old firm sending that around 4-5 years ago and I debunked it in a email back to him that was sent "reply to all." I heard he wasn't too happy about that. Perhaps that explains why I'm in Kentucky now.
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Old 03-17-2008, 05:37 PM   #863
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i thought it was on here but it must have been somewhere else...anyone seen the

"Jailbait" demotivator picture? I'm looking for it for someone...

nevermind. googling found it

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Old 03-17-2008, 06:59 PM   #864
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:43 PM   #865
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Pumpy's new lady.

Hell, there ain't no way Pumpy's hittin' anything that anorexic lookin' !

Pumpy's got standards.......

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Old 03-17-2008, 11:19 PM   #866
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:45 AM   #867
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i thought it was on here but it must have been somewhere else...anyone seen the

"Jailbait" demotivator picture? I'm looking for it for someone...

nevermind. googling found it

There are a few, none of which is really feel comfortable posting here. Figured they started to cross the line on safe for work.
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:03 AM   #868
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The photos on this page were taken at the Elam Bend Conservation Area near McFall, Missouri and are in chronological order as per the source:









One more from the same source, but taken a year later:
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Old 03-18-2008, 07:57 AM   #869
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Old 03-18-2008, 07:58 AM   #870
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Late bloomer, anyone?

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Old 03-18-2008, 08:59 AM   #871
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:01 AM   #872
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Whoa!

yeah, it's a girl. calm down.

wonder if lauren holly was wearing any underwear there
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:19 AM   #873
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yeah, it's a girl. calm down.

wonder if lauren holly was wearing any underwear there

The change is big!

I also wonder that. Great, not gonna be productive today.
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:59 AM   #874
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Old 03-18-2008, 12:08 PM   #875
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I took this when I was in Tinley Park, IL, last year. We visited a forest preserve and I took this shot. The one posted below is a compressed version of it, so not sure if it'll look good. It's currently my laptop wallpaper.




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Old 03-18-2008, 12:17 PM   #876
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What, no leprechaun or pot of gold?

I feel cheated by that picture.
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Old 03-18-2008, 12:39 PM   #877
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What, no leprechaun or pot of gold?

I feel cheated by that picture.

The guy who took them actually quipped about not finding a pot of gold at the end and being disappointed, if that makes you feel any better.
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:48 PM   #878
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:49 PM   #879
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Old 03-18-2008, 06:19 PM   #880
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Old 03-18-2008, 06:20 PM   #881
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Old 03-18-2008, 06:21 PM   #882
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Old 03-18-2008, 06:22 PM   #883
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Old 03-18-2008, 06:24 PM   #884
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:14 PM   #885
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Now that is seriously cool.

Reminds me of the time I challenged somebody to Hpnotiq Pong because I don't drink beer.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:27 PM   #886
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Now that is seriously cool.

Reminds me of the time I challenged somebody to Hpnotiq Pong because I don't drink beer.

Me and my buddy went to Foxwoods a couple months ago to play some poker, we both ended up winning 5-6 hundred bucks. So we went back to our hotel room with our SO's and decided we were going to live it up that night. We both bought a fifth of Blue Label and played shot checkers. We didn't quite live it up but it was a delicious time!
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Old 03-19-2008, 03:04 AM   #887
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:02 AM   #889
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:24 AM   #890
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:29 AM   #891
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Is it older than the hills or something? I'm always behind the times.
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:43 AM   #892
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I may be wrong, but I could have sworn it was posted earlier in the thread. I understand, however, that checking the first 18 pages "just in case" probably isn't high on your priority list
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:58 AM   #893
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I've had that as my avatar on another board for the longest time, and it still draws laughs from people. Aside from someone who accused me of being a racist because of it.
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:02 AM   #894
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