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Old 03-24-2008, 12:21 PM   #901
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Old 03-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #902
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ESPN did a "Where is he now?" segment on that guy a few weeks back. He's a minister now.
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:32 PM   #903
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:33 PM   #904
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:33 PM   #905
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:33 PM   #906
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:34 PM   #907
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 03-26-2008, 03:34 PM   #908
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:07 AM   #909
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:36 PM   #910
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:11 PM   #911
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:21 PM   #912
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:42 PM   #913
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:27 PM   #920
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:32 PM   #921
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:33 PM   #922
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Did he pinch that dude's nipple?

That's hot.
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:15 PM   #923
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:31 PM   #924
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:47 PM   #925
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:52 PM   #926
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:55 PM   #927
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:41 PM   #928
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:52 PM   #929
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:32 AM   #930
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:37 PM   #931
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:56 AM   #932
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I like both of those last two quite a bit

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Old 04-03-2008, 09:17 AM   #934
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Jesus Christ tell me that is fake.

Please just tell me that is fake. Even if it isn't. I can barely even look at that.

God. Backstory. Something? Jesus.

Just tell me it is fake.

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Old 04-03-2008, 09:18 AM   #935
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:18 AM   #936
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Jesus Christ tell me that is fake.

Please just tell me that is fake. Even if it isn't. I can barely even look at that.

God. Backstory. Something? Jesus.

Just tell me it is fake.

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Old 04-03-2008, 09:31 AM   #937
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:33 AM   #938
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:27 AM   #939
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Old 04-04-2008, 09:59 AM   #940
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:53 AM   #941
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I just have to ask. How on earth did you find this guy?

This is a Danish actor / comedian from the 1970. This is the first time ever I have seen him mentioned by a person not from Denmark.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirch_Passer

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Old 04-04-2008, 12:07 PM   #942
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I just have to ask. How on earth did you find this guy?

This is a Danish actor / comedian from the 1970. This is the first time ever I have seen him mentioned by a person not from Denmark.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirch_Passer
Would you believe that he's my grandfather?
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:48 PM   #943
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:54 PM   #944
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Apparently Pumpy doesn't learn from his elders.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:56 PM   #945
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So that's his grandfather's daughter? The other side of Pumpy's family HAS to be black vampires though.
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:59 PM   #946
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:00 PM   #947
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No, that's his grandfather glancing at KG, and then realizing the depth of ugliness he's just seen and taking several "I don't fucking believe something that hideous exists!" looks. I assume that the rest of the clip was so disturbing, they just stopped it before we can see what he did to himself while trying to unsee that monster.
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:23 PM   #948
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:27 PM   #949
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:42 PM   #950
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No, that's his grandfather glancing at KG, and then realizing the depth of ugliness he's just seen and taking several "I don't fucking believe something that hideous exists!" looks. I assume that the rest of the clip was so disturbing, they just stopped it before we can see what he did to himself while trying to unsee that monster.

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