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2004 Playoffs
In the Divisional Playoff round, Washington topped St. Louis, 30-21. In the NFC Championship, Washington dispatched division-rival Philadelphia fairly easily, 23-10. 2004 Super Bowl The Skins destroyed the Dolphins 48-13 in a typical Super Bowl blowout to become repeat champions. This year, Washington had the home-field advantage throughout the playoffs, instead of having to advance from the Wild Card round to get to the Super Bowl like in 2003. I think that they would agree that it is preferable to do it this way. As for us, no playoffs, but we did make some strides. And we have another high draft pick for 2005, so hopefully we can continue our ascension to mediocrity. On the plus side, Dallas didn't make it either. Ha! Bill's Cumulative Losses Through 2004 Table of Losses:
Retirements Being a young team, with the exception of a few players, we had no player retirements. Dallas, on the other hand, lost three guys, including their beloved Troy Aikman. Well boo-hoo-hoo! New York: None Dallas: Troy Aikman, QB Harvey Swane, T Chad Hennings, DT Good riddance! Go fishing with Jimmy Johnson, Troy! |
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2005 Offseason
New Scout search We began the offseason by searching for a replacement for Cory Wells, our lead scout. Our search for an offensive-minded guy who is good with young players led us to Oliver Ramthun, a 42 year old scout from Seattle (37-43-1) with the following ratings:
We took no chances with him, offering $1 million a year for 5 years. Unsurprisingly, he accepted our offer. (Not) Doin' It For The Fans Fan loyalty has dropped to 5%. I'm beginning to see a pattern here... We decided not to touch the ticket prices. The bleachers will be empty anyway. Free Agency Not wanting our surprise breakout player from last year to defect, we decided to Franchise DT Jackie Tuten, since his loyalty ranking was low. Re-signed Players Here are the important re-signings we made this year.
Free Agent Cowboys Having re-signed our own players, we turned our eyes to the Cowboys roster. This is Bill's favorite part of the offseason! The top free agent for the Cowboys was Greg Ellis, a fan favorite DE. Unfortunately, he was Franchised, so no dice. However, Solomon Page, last season's Franchised guard, was left unprotected, as well as solid WR Jason Tucker and Ebenezer Ekuban, a DE who had 11.5 sacks in 2004. Page signed for $15 million over 4 years in the first round of free agency, while Jason Tucker soon followed for $13.7 million over 3 years. Ekuban was less quick to sign. We had the Cowboys' offer beaten by millions, so we were confident he would sign eventually. However, his low loyalty rating fooled us, as he re-signed with the Cowboys for much less than we had offered in round 8 of free agency. Our first unsuccessful attempt to steal a Dallas player! |
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2005 Draft
Sitting with the third overall pick in the draft, we targeted 3 players: Kelvin Gonzalez, a 5'7" receiver with high ratings across the board. However, our scout is only fair at rating WRs. Bill and I suspect he will bust. Ken Francis, a 6'1" 306 pound guard rating 4.3 with potential to estimated at 7.5, is also available. However, we decided to draft James Pond, a 6'6", 309 pound tackle with 4.3/7.3 ratings. We want someone who can compete with Junior Adams for the starting right tackle position. We have serious doubts about Adams' durability, since he missed about half of the games last season due to injury. 2005 Draft Summary
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Franchise Player Re-signed
Before camp, we re-signed DT Jackie "Rootin'" Tuten to a 5 year deal worth $35.17 million, including a $4,500,000 signing bonus. 2005 Training Camp Here is how Ramthun rated our squad following training camp: Position/Player Current Est Future Est Exp Sgnd Salary Cap: $86.5 million Room Under Cap: $590,000 |
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Originally posted by Hammer755:
I couldn't help but notice that it was former Giant Sean Bennett (who you traded in season 2) who terrorized you in Game 2 with the Cowboys. Perhaps Jerry Jones is playing the same game with Bill Gates and posting over on the Football Mogul message board. . Hammerin' Hank |
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Hank, that was an astute observation (one that I failed to make myself). Apparently, Philly didn't see fit to hang on to him. The fools! No more favors for them!
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2005 Exhibition Season
It was another rough exhibition season. It'd sure be nice to win once in a while. I guess this will make it sweeter when we do start winning.
2005 Exhibition Standings
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2005 Regular Season
This was the most disheartening season so far, especially since we got swept by the Cowboys. We were plagued by injuries to key players throughout the season, and were never able to get on track at all. Bill and I expected to continue our upward arc this year, so this season has left a bitter taste in our mouths.
Game 1 (Week 3): Box Score: New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys. Attendance: 53,300 (65,700), No-Shows: 2,500. Weather: 98 degrees, fair. 1Q: 14:24 NYG - Tim Legan 46 field goal. 1Q: 06:32 NYG - Tim Legan 45 field goal. 1Q: 00:52 DAL - Raghib Ismail 10 pass from Paul Justin. 1Q: 00:52 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 2Q: 11:23 NYG - Van Hoffman 25 interception return. 2Q: 11:23 NYG - J.T. Kearse run for conversion failed. 2Q: 05:19 DAL - Adrian Feugill 30 field goal. 2Q: 01:52 NYG - Kyle Diaz 9 pass from Bill Berger. 2Q: 01:52 NYG - Tim Legan extra point failed. 3Q: 13:29 DAL - Raghib Ismail 5 pass from Paul Justin. 3Q: 13:29 DAL - Sean Bennett run for conversion failed. 3Q: 07:09 NYG - Tim Legan 36 field goal. 4Q: 11:34 DAL - Joey Galloway 3 pass from Paul Justin. 4Q: 11:34 DAL - Robb Thomas run for conversion failed. Game MVP: DAL 81 Raghib Ismail
Game 2 (Week 14): Box Score: Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants. Attendance: 25,500 (78,000), No-Shows: 4,200. Weather: 44 degrees, rain. 1Q: 14:26 DAL - Sean Bennett 87 run. 1Q: 14:26 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 2Q: 14:50 DAL - Deion Dewitt 40 interception return. 2Q: 14:50 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 2Q: 09:49 NYG - Tim Legan 31 field goal. 2Q: 04:09 NYG - Tim Legan 34 field goal. 2Q: 00:01 NYG - Tim Legan 23 field goal. 3Q: 03:27 DAL - Joey Galloway 16 pass from Darren Nichols. 3Q: 03:27 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 4Q: 13:33 DAL - Adrian Feugill 20 field goal. 4Q: 09:34 NYG - Tracy Flowers 24 pass from Pete Cash. 4Q: 09:34 NYG - Tim Legan extra point. 4Q: 02:04 DAL - Sean Bennett 4 run. 4Q: 02:04 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. Game MVP: DAL 37 Deion Dewitt
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2005 Regular Season Final Standings
There ain't no justice, I tell ya. NFC East W L T Pct PF PA Div Conf |
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2005 Playoffs
New Orleans used the home field advantage to advance through the playoffs like this: In the Divisional Round, they beat St. Louis 45-34. In the NFC Championship, they crushed the Packers, 52-20. 2005 Super Bowl The Saints prevailed in a highly contested Super Bowl, 19-14, over the Wichita Gamblers. 2005 Super Bowl MVP: Steve McNair, New Orleans Saints 2005 League MVP: Edgerrin James, Indianapolis Colts |
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2005 Individual Statistics
QBs Cash threw a decent number of TDs, but also threw as many interceptions as touchdowns. Name Tm GP GS Att Comp Pct Yards Avg Lg Name TD Int Sack Yards Rate RBs We need a good runner in a bad way. Kegley's performance dropped off badly this year.
Receivers Diaz led all receivers again.
Defenders Al Ingram was injured for much of the season, and was not himself when he did play.
Sack Leaders Levon Ned surprised us by leading the team in sacks; injuries to Tuten hurt his performance in 2005.
2005 Player Awards: None. Last edited by Kodos : 04-18-2003 at 08:17 PM. |
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2005 Season Final Team Ratings:
Season Ending Power Rating: 23 Team Rankings for 2005 Season Our passing offense was average, but everything else was pretty disgusting. We just were not a good team at all in 2005. I'm losing a little bit of faith in me & Bill's quest here. Maybe it isn't gonna work out...
We did pretty well with 42 sacks, but our lack of players taking the ball away on D killed us, as our -16 turnover ratio shows. Defense wins championships, and no defense wins very little...
Wish us some luck, folks. The mood is just plain ugly around here... |
04-18-2003, 08:00 PM | #63 |
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Originally posted by General Mike:
Don't give up now Kodos. You teach those dirty stinking Cowboys a lesson. |
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2006 Offseason
Coach/Scout Changes We stuck with Gibson and Ramthun because we couldn't find anyone more promising than either of them in this year's crop. Bill and I are trying to just disregard last season entirely and write it off as bad luck. The mood is still pretty somber around here though. This will be our last season in New York, and we badly need to pick up some momentum to carry us into our new home in Waco. 2006 Hall Of Fame Inductees Dallas Emmitt Smith, RB Retirements New York: None. We were worried Williams might call it a career, but he opted to stay on for another season. Dallas: Raghib Ismail, WR Mark Stepnoski, C Fan Loyalty Rating: 0 Ticket Prices: No change. 2006 Franchise Info We lost 122.05 million in 2005, a new record that put us over the billion dollar mark in losses. Bill was enthused. Bill's Cumulative Losses Through 2006 Table of Losses:
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2006 Free Agent Period
Renegotiated Contracts of Note
Trades In an effort to free up some salary cap room to sign away some Dallas players, we traded WR Billy Couch and our Sixth Round pick to Jacksonville for their Third Round pick (24). We also accepted a trade which sent David LaFleur to Baltimore in exchange for a Fourth Round pick (13) and CB Nolan Cage, who we rated as much better than any of the CBs on our roster in 2005. Finally, in a move that was difficult but logical, we sent Harvey Kegley to Seattle in exchange for their Second Round pick (17). We just couldn't justify keeping him after he averaged only 3.0 yards per carry with no touchdowns in 2005. Hopefully he can get a fresh start in Seattle. We wish Harvey the best of luck and hope there will be no hard feelings. Business is business, after all. Cuts We cut Trevor Collier and Brock Donohue to free up additional space under the cap. Dallas Free Agents of Note The only player we considered worthy of going after from Dallas was Four-Time All-Pro First-Team DE Greg Ellis. He did not go to the Pro Bowl in 2005, but had gone each of the four previous seasons. Our scout rated him as 74 against the run and 89 against the pass. The fact that he was also a fan favorite made our desire to steal him away even stronger. We initially offered him $41,040,000 over 5 seasons with a hefty $9,600,000 bonus. He didn't sign in the first few rounds, but we noticed that Dallas had not even made him an offer at all. Gambling, we withdrew our original offer to him and offered him a new contract worth $34,000,000 over 4 seasons with a $6,580,000 bonus in week 3. Since it was still his highest offer, Ellis accepted the contract in week four of the free agent signing period. Another fan-favorite former felon (I mean "Cowboy!") defects to the enemy! Yesssss!!!! |
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2006 Draft
With the Fourth overall pick in the 2006 draft, we found ourselves in a bit of an ordeal. There were two guys on the board that we really wanted, and another guy who looked tempting but wasn't in a need position for us. First, there was Joel Harden, a 5'6" cornerback out of Texas-El Paso with a 4.9 current/7.8 future rating. Our scout rated him as 34/42 on run D, 74 man-to-man, 70 zone, 95 interception, and 52 endurance. He looked like he could really help out our struggling secondary. Also on the board was a 6'4", 220 pound quarterback named Dexter McNeil who we really liked. The consensus on him was 3.9 current/5.0 future. Ramthun rated him at 22/66 on screen passes, 19/58 short, 27/93 medium, 22/73 long, 23/60 deep, 67 on third downs, 18/81 passing accuracy, 18/59 throwing power, 76 scramble frequency, and 72 for carrying. We really thought he could come in and push Cash for the starting position. Finally, there was Chester "Duran" Duran, a 6'0" receiver with a catch rating of 33/93, yards per catch of 83, and a catch frequency of 25/75. However, we liked our receivers already and had more pressing needs in just about all other areas, so we passed on him and Arizona took him at the Eleventh spot in the draft. After an agonizing period of deliberations, we passed on McNeil and took Joel Harden with the fourth pick of the draft. We figured our D needed the most help, and with Bill's rule about only drafting defensive players from Texas, an opportunity like this wasn't likely to come along very often. We tried to trade up into the Top Ten draft picks in order to get a shot at McNeil, but nobody was biting. As we watched the First Round go by, McNeil kept falling. After pick sixteen was made and McNeil was still on the board, we got on the phone and offered QB Bill Berger, our Second and Seventh round picks in 2006, and our First and Sixth Round picks in 2007, to Seattle in exchange for pick number Seventeen of the 2006 draft. They accepted, and we were greeted with a chorus of boos as Tagliabue announced the trade to the draft day crowd. Undeterred, we took McNeil with the Seventeenth overall pick and crossed our fingers that our little hunch about him was right. We also used a pair of Third Round picks to get a punter and a kicker since our kicking game was really weak last season. We need to start giving our offense better field position and also give the other teams worse field position to start their drives with if we are ever going to put up some better numbers. 2006 Draft Summary: Rnd 1 - Dexter McNeil, QB, Louisville Rnd 1 - Joel Harden, CB, Texas - El Paso Rnd 2 - Kevin Castillo, WR, North Carolina State Rnd 3 - Lincoln Shah, P, West New Mexico Rnd 3 - Broderick Hidalgo, K, Nebraska Rnd 4 - Cedric Wallenbrock, RB, Iowa State Rnd 4 - Rico Hampton, C, Rutgers Rnd 5 - Randall Mitchell, TE, Bucknell As it turned out, Harden was very difficult to negotiate with. He wouldn't budge from his asking price at all. Finally, we gave in and signed him to his requested 5 year, $26,370,000 contract, which included a whopping bonus of $16,200,000. For that kind of money, he had BETTER become a star. McNeil signed a 4 year, $11,750,000 contract with a relatively modest $5,000,000 bonus. After signing the remaining draft picks, we got down to the business of planning the 2006 training camp. |
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2006 Season Ticket Information
Season Tickets Sold: 21,400 They're coming to see us in droves! |
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2006 Preseason Roster
With the following roster, we headed into the final training camp of the New York era. Name # Pos OnTm Ctrc Exp Stat Cap Cost Salary Cap: $95.2 million Room Under Cap: $30,000 |
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2006 Training Camp
Here's how our scout rated the players after camp: Position/Player Current Est Future Est Exp Sgnd Breakouts & Busts: There were no major surprises either way. Good thing Harden didn't bust on us. Good thing indeed... |
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2006 Exhibition Season
For once we had a decent pre-season. Not stellar, but decent. We'll take that these days... Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows NFC East W L T Pct PF PA Div Conf We scored more points than we allowed!!! I'm giddy! Maybe this season will be one that doesn't make me want to hang my head... |
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2006 Regular Season
The 2006 season was a breath of fresh air for us. We finished just one game below .500 (7-9), and were not elimanted from playoff contention until the final week of the season. After last year's debacle, we find ourselves with reason to hope as we head to Texas next season. Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows Game 1 (Week 4): We managed to win Game 1 with Dallas, snapping a 3 game losing streak. Pete Cash was good but not spectacular in leading the team to this psychologically important victory. Box Score: Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants. Attendance: 34,900 (78,000), No-Shows: 4,700. Weather: 60 degrees, rain 1Q: 11:02 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo 28 field goal. 2Q: 14:04 DAL - Joey Galloway 42 run. 2Q: 14:04 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 2Q: 01:54 NYG - Keith Bennett 37 pass from Pete Cash. 2Q: 01:54 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo extra point. 3Q: 03:45 NYG - Keith Bennett 27 pass from Pete Cash. 3Q: 03:45 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo extra point. 4Q: 11:10 NYG - Jason Tucker 4 pass from Pete Cash. 4Q: 11:10 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo extra point. 4Q: 06:06 DAL - Adrian Feugill 25 field goal. 4Q: 00:20 DAL - Mike Kennison 9 pass from Paul Justin. 4Q: 00:20 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. Game MVP: NYG 4 Pete Cash Dallas 0 7 0 10 - 17 Team Statistics DAL NYG Game 2 (Week 12): Game 2 did not go as well. Cash was totally ineffective. Following this game, we benched Cash for the rest of the season in favor of McNeil. That may seem unfair, but we can not tolerate losing to the Cowboys! Box Score: New York Giants at Dallas Cowboys. Attendance: 58,000 (65,700), No-Shows: 1,200. Weather: 64 degrees, fair. 1Q: 13:41 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo 48 field goal. 2Q: 08:16 DAL - Mike Kennison 11 pass from Bart Berry. 2Q: 08:16 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 2Q: 05:28 NYG - Kyle Diaz 17 pass from Pete Cash. 2Q: 05:28 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo extra point. 2Q: 00:00 DAL - Adrian Feugill 45 field goal. 3Q: 08:30 DAL - Tom Gaines 30 pass from Bart Berry. 3Q: 08:30 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. 3Q: 00:57 NYG - Kyle Schultz 57 run. 3Q: 00:57 NYG - Broderick Hidalgo extra point. 4Q: 10:33 DAL - Adrian Feugill 24 field goal. 4Q: 04:08 DAL - Shaun Alexander 5 run. 4Q: 04:08 DAL - Adrian Feugill extra point. Game MVP: DAL 13 Bart Berry
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2006 Regular Season Final Standings
While we still finished fifth in the division, we were only two games out of second. We're close to being a contender in our division! NFC East W L T Pct PF PA Div Conf |
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2006 Playoffs
The Rams path to the Super Bowl started with a 34-17 win over the Falcons in the Divisional Round of the playoffs. In the NFC Championship, St. Louis handed the Eagles a franchise-crushing defeat, 41-0. 2006 Super Bowl The Rams finished their run by beating the Steelers with ease, 34-18. Super Bowl MVP: Kurt Warner, QB, St. Louis League MVP: Vince Gordon, RB, Kansas City Rushing: 4.4 ypc, 1616 yds, 13 tds Receiving: 42 catches, 349 yds, 4 tds |
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2006 Individual Statistics
QBs McNeil outperformed Cash, but not by a whole lot. It will be interesting to see who is the starter on opening day next season in Texas. Name Tm GP GS Att Comp Pct Yards Avg Lg Name TD Int Sack Yards Rate Schultz did pretty well for an undrafted free agent. Mott showed flashes, but needs to run with more consistency. RBs Name Tm GP GS Att Yards Avg Lg TD Receivers None of our receivers were very dominant. Maybe we should have taken Chester Duran after all... Name Tm GP GS Ctch Yards Avg Targ CtPct Name Lg TD YAC Drop PsPly TgPct Defenders It was good to see Big Al Ingram get back to his usual self this season. Name Tm GP GS Tckl Asst Sack Blk Hurr Name RnPly PsPly PRPct TkPct |
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2006 Player Awards:
Greg Ellis, All-Pro 1st Team Defensive End We knew Greg had it in him when we stole him from Dallas. We expect him to do this many times in the future. We just need some other guys to start earning some awards too. |
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2006 Season Final Team Ratings:
Season Ending Power Rating: 40 There's still a lot of work ahead, but for once, Bill and I have a real reason to hope. We made some strides this season. We need to make more next season. Team Rankings for 2006 Season
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Originally posted by wade moore:
It's time to turn things around for the move to texas.. i can feel it, this team will take texas by storm! |
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Originally posted by Alf:
Now, the real play begins ! Welcome in Waco ! Do you have a team name set already ? |
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The End Of An Era: A Look Back At The New York Years
I thought it would be interesting to provide a few stats that summarize our little enterprise up to this point in time. I should warn you, though, it's kindof ugly... Team Comparisons Head-To-Head Records
I guess 5-9 really isn't THAT bad, considering we completely tore down the team and rebuilt it from scratch in that timeframe. Still, not exactly a tale of glory to tell the grandkids about...
Team Regular Season and Playoff Records
GM Performance for Kodos of the New York Giants
Hall Of Fame NYG None. Dallas Emmitt Smith, RB, 2004, 82% of voters. Randall Cunningham, QB, 2004, 81% of voters. Sad. |
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GATES BUYS VOTES; RENAMES WACO "GATESVILLE"!!!
The A.P. newswire -Waco, Texas In the wildest case of voting booth chaos since the infamous hanging chads debacle in the 2000 Presidential election that eventually went to former one-half-term President George W. Bush (later impeached in the "OilGate" scandal in December of 2002), Bill Gates announced today that a referendum which would give him the right to rename Waco had passed by an incredible 97% to 3% margin. Bill Gates, the controversial Seattle multi-billionaire who plans to rename this notorious Texas city "Gatesville," agreed to pay every resident of Waco the equivalent of one year of their current salary if the measure passed. Sources claim that Gates privately worried that Waco's checkered past would lower his team's popularity among fans, and decided to rename the city to avoid this potential pitfall. Gates won a bid to move the New York Giants franchise to Waco in back in 2002 as part of his ongoing feud with Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. The bad blood between the two businessmen began in the spring of 2000 when Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones refused to sell his franchise to Gates for a reported $1 billion. In retaliation, Gates bought the NFC East division rival New York Giants franchise in the summer of 2000 and has since attempted to sabotage the Cowboys franchise at every opportunity. Gates, who has been publicly referred to by Jones as a "lunatic billionaire," has made a habit of signing away Dallas free agents in the offseason, and even once traded all of his best players to division rivals of Dallas just to punish Jones' team. Many people credit Dallas arch-rival Washington's back-to-back Super Bowl championships in 2003 and 2004 to this move. A beaming Gates, who will pay the residents of Waco $6.62 billion dollars (200,000 residents X $33,100 average yearly salary), said the 3% percent of residents who voted against the measure were "free to return the checks" if they didn't want them. The as of yet unnamed team will begin playing in the newly-constructed Microsoft Stadium (located just 89 miles from the Cowboys' Texas Stadium) during the upcoming 2007 season. |
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Well, looks like they snubbed me. I wasn't even mentioned in the A.P. article, despite the fact that I am the team GM. Oh well - sometimes it's hard to live in Bill's shadow, but it sure pays well!
Keep an eye out for Part II of the Bill Gates Challenge, coming soon to a computer near you! Until we meet again, Kodos |
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Bah. I fell for the okie doke.
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