What if?

Raiders Army · 10-13-2005, 04:11 PM

What if GMac had never cheated in any of his leagues?

There would be nobody for sjshaw to talk to in the box. Blacky wouldn't have known that JG was bi (supposedly). Ryan S wouldn't have hulked out. And there probably would've been at least three more threads asking what game Jim is working on.

Warhammer · 10-13-2005, 04:13 PM

What game is Jim working on?

VPI97 · 10-13-2005, 04:15 PM

Front Office Banhammer

Kodos · 10-13-2005, 04:15 PM

What if C-A-T spelled "Dog"?

Ryche · 10-13-2005, 04:15 PM

And I wouldn't have wasted the last half hour looking at this damn forum

SackAttack · 10-13-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Blacky wouldn't have known that JG was bi (supposedly).

In fairness, I didn't know that, either, so either Blackie and I are both the most oblivious posters on the board (which I don't necessarily deny), or at least we both failed to visit the thread(s) where JG made the original comment.

Kodos · 10-13-2005, 04:20 PM

SackAttack is bisexual?

Raiders Army · 10-13-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

In fairness, I didn't know that, either, so either Blackie and I are both the most oblivious posters on the board (which I don't necessarily deny), or at least we both failed to visit the thread(s) where JG made the original comment.

Hence supposedly

JeeberD · 10-13-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

In fairness, I didn't know that, either, so either Blackie and I are both the most oblivious posters on the board (which I don't necessarily deny), or at least we both failed to visit the thread(s) where JG made the original comment.

It's been alluded to more than once, so I don't know where the fook you've been...

SackAttack · 10-13-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

SackAttack is bisexual?

Lord knows I've tried, but I have enough trouble getting a date with one chick, let alone two.

SackAttack · 10-13-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

It's been alluded to more than once, so I don't know where the fook you've been...

It probably happened in a political thread, and I've tried to stay out of those lately.

Ksyrup · 10-13-2005, 04:31 PM

Everybody loves you when you're bi.

cartman · 10-13-2005, 04:33 PM

Being bi definitely doubles your chances of getting a date

Poli · 10-13-2005, 04:33 PM

It's not easy being green.

st.cronin · 10-13-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

It's been alluded to more than once, so I don't know where the fook you've been...

I also didn't know that. I at first thought all that nonsense in JG's thread was some sort of inside joke that I had missed.

bbor · 10-13-2005, 04:35 PM

What if my Aunt had a dick?

SackAttack · 10-13-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Being bi definitely doubles your chances of getting a date

0 * 2 = 0

Somehow, I don't think it would help me much.

Draft Dodger · 10-13-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

What if my Aunt had a dick?

you wouldn't have to call me Uncle Dave?

Qwikshot · 10-13-2005, 04:36 PM

I'm sorry about this, I really am...

Carry on.

cartman · 10-13-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

0 * 2 = 0

Somehow, I don't think it would help me much.

It's that new math...

It's much along the same lines that if you are a one in a million person in China, that means that there are 1,300 people exactly like you.

Bee · 10-13-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

Lord knows I've tried, but I have enough trouble getting a date with one chick, let alone two.

great post.

10-13-2005, 04:15 PM	#3
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Front Office Banhammer __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

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Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	And I wouldn't have wasted the last half hour looking at this damn forum __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Everybody loves you when you're bi. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Being bi definitely doubles your chances of getting a date __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	It's not easy being green. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

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bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	What if my Aunt had a dick? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I'm sorry about this, I really am... Carry on.

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