Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement? - Page 10

SunDevil · 06-23-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I am still here, heck I have been a member since 2003, and I am getting close to my 100th post...I can't give up now.

Your right, we all assumed you would make the intelligent choice. Good to see you are finally being consistent.

Karlifornia · 06-23-2006, 01:08 PM

I don't fully appreciate threads during their peaks. I am gonna consciously appreciate this one:

*licks computer screen*

st.cronin · 06-23-2006, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Who will lay odds this thread will hit 10 pages by Friday?

spot on

Klinglerware · 06-23-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

spot on

Though you did waver a bit a few pages ago...

st.cronin · 06-23-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Klinglerware

Though you did waver a bit a few pages ago...

Self-confidence isn't a personal strength.

jbmagic · 06-23-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I am still here, heck I have been a member since 2003, and I am getting close to my 100th post...I can't give up now.

Why did you lied to us? Creating this thread gets you off or something?

Axxon · 06-23-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

spot on

I don't know it didn't hit it by friday. It hit it on friday.

Klinglerware · 06-23-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Self-confidence isn't a personal strength.

Perhaps getting your feet wet by chatting on an internet dating site can boost your confidence levels a little?

JimmyWint · 06-23-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

Why did you lied to us? Creating this thread gets you off or something?

I never lied, other people have stated I lied. But what am I to do...defend what a dumb ass I was for doing it? I really wish this was all a big lie.

I am not going to get into my personal life, but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife. People can believe what they want.

SFL Cat · 06-23-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I never lied, other people have stated I lied. But what am I to do...defend what a dumb ass I was for doing it? I really wish this was all a big lie.

I am not going to get into my personal life, but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife. People can believe what they want.

Okay, I confess, I'm a married guy pretending to be a single guy pretending to be a married guy preteding to be a lesbian.

Franklinnoble · 06-23-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I never lied, other people have stated I lied. But what am I to do...defend what a dumb ass I was for doing it? I really wish this was all a big lie.

I am not going to get into my personal life, but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife. People can believe what they want.

If that's the case, then you have a lot of issues left to work out, and I suggest you deal with them seriously and honestly. Your wife deserves better than a line of bullshit.

Izulde · 06-23-2006, 02:09 PM

jbmagic has actually been a decent ballbuster in this thread.

Telle · 06-23-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I am not going to get into my personal life...

Isn't it a little late for that at this point?

RendeR · 06-23-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

jbmagic has actually been a decent ballbuster in this thread.

Seriously, I mean, how pathetic must he be to get bitch-slapped on here by JBMAGIC???

SunDevil · 06-23-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Seriously, I mean, how pathetic must he be to get bitch-slapped on here by JBMAGIC???

Never had a signature before, I think I just found it.

Radii · 06-23-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife.

Then you're even more fucked than we all thought 5-7 pages ago? Of course we know nothing about the separation or other history here, but it sounds like this may not be a "first offense"... I still can't fathom being anything but honest about this.

CraigSca · 06-23-2006, 03:08 PM

So...when does the accountant get a look at the statement?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-23-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

So...when does the accountant get a look at the statement?

Yeah, can we get some closure here? We're leaving on vacation in a few hours and this can't be hanging over my head. I need closure dammit.

panerd · 06-23-2006, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I never lied, other people have stated I lied. But what am I to do...defend what a dumb ass I was for doing it? I really wish this was all a big lie.

I am not going to get into my personal life, but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife. People can believe what they want.

Well what does your first wife (the mother of your 16 year old daughter) think you should do about wife #2? Or are Mrs. Vulcan and Mrs. Maximus one and the same?

SFL Cat · 06-23-2006, 03:59 PM

Maybe JimmyWint is really Daivd and is going out every night after slaving away all day on his football code to do some Maximum drinking.

SnDvls · 06-23-2006, 04:01 PM

seems Mr. Winter is in some trouble at some point.

Galaxy · 06-23-2006, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I never lied, other people have stated I lied. But what am I to do...defend what a dumb ass I was for doing it? I really wish this was all a big lie.

I am not going to get into my personal life, but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife. People can believe what they want.

What if I was? Does that mean he did that? By the way, does being seperating (not divorce) give the right to go and date/and bang your girlfriend of one-month? I'm a young, single buck, so I've never been down the marriage road.

Galaxy · 06-23-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Yeah, can we get some closure here? We're leaving on vacation in a few hours and this can't be hanging over my head. I need closure dammit.

Vacation....Does Arlie know about this?

Galaxy · 06-23-2006, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by panerd

Well what does your first wife (the mother of your 16 year old daughter) think you should do about wife #2? Or are Mrs. Vulcan and Mrs. Maximus one and the same?

On the next Jerry Springer............

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-24-2006, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I never lied, other people have stated I lied. But what am I to do...defend what a dumb ass I was for doing it? I really wish this was all a big lie.

I am not going to get into my personal life, but what if I was married, then I was legally seperated and did some dating, then got back together with my wife. People can believe what they want.

. . . And what if you were a fukkwad, telling shyt on a message board, and wasting people's time. I'll believe that over this new story.

Don't you know that the happiness of our lives hinge on these stories being true? They cannot be lies! Otherwise, I might have go talk to a real person in the real world.

RendeR · 06-24-2006, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

. . . And what if you were a fukkwad, telling shyt on a message board, and wasting people's time. I'll believe that over this new story.

Don't you know that the happiness of our lives hinge on these stories being true? They cannot be lies! Otherwise, I might have go talk to a real person in the real world.

What is this "real world" you speak of? The idea frightens me and causes my skin to crawl in creepy fashion....

Vinatieri for Prez · 06-24-2006, 03:00 AM

The real world is not too bad the few times I walked into it. You have to get used to it at first, kind of like going into a decompression chamber. The best route is to try and fit in with the general public to avoid strange looks. The easiest way is to leave your common sense and tolerance at home, and be suspicious of everyone you meet.

RendeR · 06-24-2006, 03:25 AM

Common Snse on mantle....
Tolerance..whats that?
General suspicion of everyone for everything....CHECK

ok, I think I'm ready....

CraigSca · 06-24-2006, 06:36 AM

So Jimmy....any late Friday night, drunken, hijinks to report?

stevew · 06-24-2006, 07:54 AM

It would not suprise me one bit if this guy is Maximus. Not at all. Too many things are not consistant, he's from wisconsin, just the whole thing smells foul.

CraigSca · 06-24-2006, 08:31 AM

Interesting thread: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=39102

Especially considering SkyDog has already checked him out. Still, this makes no sense.

DanGarion · 06-24-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmyWint

I am still here, heck I have been a member since 2003, and I am getting close to my 100th post...I can't give up now.

So what do you have to say for yourself?

Galaxy · 06-24-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Interesting thread: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=39102

Especially considering SkyDog has already checked him out. Still, this makes no sense.

I missed that piece of art!

Ben E Lou · 06-24-2006, 10:17 AM

Oh, and fyi, there's no IP evidence that he's Maximus, or really anyone else on this board. That being said, it is always possible that Maximus moved again. Yes, in Maximus we have a person with a history of telling bizarre and inconsistent lies who lives in Wisconsin. However, my gut tells me that if this were really Maximus, he would have been incapable of limiting himself to the number of posts that he has. [Morgado]{shurg}[/Morgado]

Passacaglia · 06-24-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Oh, and fyi, there's no IP evidence that he's Maximus, or really anyone else on this board. That being said, it is always possible that Maximus moved again. Yes, in Maximus we have a person with a history of telling bizarre and inconsistent lies who lives in Wisconsin.

I would agree with you, except for the fact that there was no IP evidence a while back that he was maximus -- you know, in that thread where you insulted him. Maximus couldn't have moved and post as JimmyWint back then.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-24-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

Why did you lied to us? Creating this thread gets you off or something?

Please stop causing problems.

Ben E Lou · 06-24-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I would agree with you, except for the fact that there was no IP evidence a while back that he was maximus -- you know, in that thread where you insulted him. Maximus couldn't have moved and post as JimmyWint back then.

No, there was no IP evidence yesterday, when I checked.

Easy Mac · 06-24-2006, 12:59 PM

I fudged my pants... ok, you got me, I didn't, but I totally could have and no one would have known.

Passacaglia · 06-24-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

No, there was no IP evidence yesterday, when I checked.

And, there was no evidence a while back:

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Originally Posted by Skydog on 5/21/2005

After further review, it is likely that this guy is legit. Odd? Perhaps. Socially dysfunctional? Highly likely. Coming to the wrong place at the wrong time for advice on this? Most definitely.

But legit? In all likelihood.

DanGarion · 06-24-2006, 01:51 PM

Well let's assume that JimmyWint is what he uses on the internet.

http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:P...ient=firefox-a

http://www.ootpdevelopments.com/boar...oto=nextoldest

http://www.2ksports.com/forums/showp...45&postcount=5

http://legendsport.com/baseball/ggb/lastexport.php

http://p089.ezboard.com/fpuresimbase...cID=1161.topic

It's Jim Winters.

We could always try calling him...

http://www.google.com/search?sa=X&oi...s%22+wisconsin
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...arch+PhoneBook

Ben E Lou · 06-24-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

And, there was no evidence a while back:

Read more carefully, homes. I never accused him of being Maximus, just of being quite dysfunctional. There was AMPLE evidence of that back then, and even more now. Just 'cause many of y'all couldn't see it then didn't make me wrong.

Passacaglia · 06-24-2006, 05:19 PM

I don't get how to make it clearer to you. I said, there was no evidence a while back that he was maximus. That's a direct quote from you up there on May 21, 2005, saying that.

Then, this morning, you said:

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Oh, and fyi, there's no IP evidence that he's Maximus, or really anyone else on this board. That being said, it is always possible that Maximus moved again.

And I said that I would agree with you, except, you've pretty much said that he's not maximus (legit means, I assume, that he's not maximus) over a year ago. I don't get why you would disagree with that.

Axxon · 06-24-2006, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I don't get how to make it clearer to you. I said, there was no evidence a while back that he was maximus. That's a direct quote from you up there on May 21, 2005, saying that.

Then, this morning, you said:

And I said that I would agree with you, except, you've pretty much said that he's not maximus (legit means, I assume, that he's not maximus) over a year ago. I don't get why you would disagree with that.

So, you're saying he's maximus then.

[/obtuse]

Ben E Lou · 06-25-2006, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I don't get how to make it clearer to you. I said, there was no evidence a while back that he was maximus. That's a direct quote from you up there on May 21, 2005, saying that.

Then, this morning, you said:

And I said that I would agree with you, except, you've pretty much said that he's not maximus (legit means, I assume, that he's not maximus) over a year ago. I don't get why you would disagree with that.

I never said that he's not maximus. I said that there's no EVIDENCE that he's maximus, or anyone else. There's a difference. I don't know how to make that clearer to you. I never made a definitive statement either way.

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Originally Posted by SkyDog, 5/21/05

After further review, it is likely that this guy is legit. Odd? Perhaps. Socially dysfunctional? Highly likely. Coming to the wrong place at the wrong time for advice on this? Most definitely.

But legit? In all likelihood.

Joe · 06-25-2006, 06:19 AM

if you want to know if he's maximus, have him show you his nipples. if they're tiny, you have a match.

Logan · 06-25-2006, 07:15 AM

If you had told me back on page 1 that this thread would eventually morph into a SkyDog vs. Passacaglia bitchfest by page 10, I probably would've believed you.

Galaxy · 06-25-2006, 09:22 PM

So,
What happened with Jimmy, or Jamie, or Ken, whatever his name is?

Joe · 06-25-2006, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

So,
What happened with Jimmy, or Jamie, or Ken, whatever his name is?

His wife cut off his penis, and he is in the hospital.

ISiddiqui · 06-25-2006, 09:45 PM

I heard the Nigerians got him. He didn't pay up and they called the governor.. or something.

stevew · 06-25-2006, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

So,
What happened with Jimmy, or Jamie, or Ken, whatever his name is?

Duh, he's off banging some hot married chick thanks to Ashley Madison.

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06-24-2006, 06:36 AM	#479
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	So Jimmy....any late Friday night, drunken, hijinks to report? __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

06-23-2006, 03:59 PM	#470
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Maybe JimmyWint is really Daivd and is going out every night after slaving away all day on his football code to do some Maximum drinking.

06-23-2006, 04:01 PM	#471
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	seems Mr. Winter is in some trouble at some point.

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06-24-2006, 07:54 AM	#480
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	It would not suprise me one bit if this guy is Maximus. Not at all. Too many things are not consistant, he's from wisconsin, just the whole thing smells foul.

06-24-2006, 08:31 AM	#481
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Interesting thread: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=39102 Especially considering SkyDog has already checked him out. Still, this makes no sense. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

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06-25-2006, 06:19 AM	#495
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06-25-2006, 09:22 PM	#497
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